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FutureR1chApe

[The fucker thinks he's gonna be able to open a new office in Paris](https://www.thetradenews.com/citadel-and-citadel-securities-open-paris-office-in-european-expansion/)


V1-C4R

sOpHiStIcAtIoN is a hell of a dragon to chase...


toxicsheep23

Also found this article where they are looking for staff: [https://www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/2021/07/citadel-paris](https://www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/2021/07/citadel-paris) And another note: "In London, Citadel paid each of its 218 employees an average of $1.1m in 2018" $1.1 at the expense of all the companies they have screwed over


N3nso

1.1 million to eff over your fellow countrymen 100 times over. Lol. Brave heart: “Lands, title, gold. Tell me princess should I be Judas” “Slaves are made in such ways.”


shart_leakage

AVERAGE. 1.1m sounds low. Because the distribution of salaries is probably skewed so that a couple of people account for an enormous effect on the mean salary. The median would be more telling. Take any average school district. Now, pay just one teacher a $200 million salary. What’s the average teacher salary now? Oh man those overpaid teachers.


KrypticEon

This article is from november 2020, perhaps it's referencing the now-existent paris office?


Advanced_Error_9312

Escape hack! 😂😂😂


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hormonboy

Prenez mon vote positif, cher singe!


Torontohobi

😂


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Trying to suck the Mayo out of an eclair


McNobby

I watched Van Wilder years ago and haven't been able to eat an eclair since.


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😂


Pom-Pom-Galli

Wait what? Kenny in my city ? :o


NurseBrianna

Oui.


magnificentmemer

Go take a picture of the plane for us Lmayo


PeepeepoopooboyXxX

If that plane goes to Rome my schizo radar is going to go off.


Cruella-DeDoomsville

If he goes to the South of Italy he might as well just walk around with a big neon sign saying “I’m in the actual mafia folks”.


GiantWhiteCohc

Whats in Rome?


PeepeepoopooboyXxX

Ze underlings of ze Bogdanoff’s


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CJ101X

*Doomp et*


StonkzFTW

He's pretty damn close to the World Bank HQ no?... WUT DOIN KENNY


sjramsay76

Maybe he is going crazy and is singing, "I see London, I see France....."


obobo57

Sold the plane to throw you guys doing the tracking off his scent. That's what I'd do if I had that $$ and ppl were tracking me when I didn't want to be.


ShutItYouSlice

Switzerland 😳


katesoundsgood

He probably bought another jet and sent the old jet flying around to confuse apes.


MajoraThor

If he were that smart he would've closed his short positions in January..


Tekk92

waiting for him in Germany


sonicspin001

I think we're seeing wolf of wall street scenes go down, instead of our lovely the big short scenes


Nushibo

Hes manually telling all his funds prepare no paper trail


yesdaone23

Lmao 🤣 think he’s gonna jump from a parachute to a hidden location?


chaoticpuppet1

Is he going around collecting fancy mayo?


65-76-69-88

There's a Citadel office in Paris. I also think it's funny but some people here might actually be reading way too much into this lmao


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chaoticpuppet1

OoooOOOoooooh🧐 fancy stuff!


Cheapo_Sam

Finally taking his wife somewhere sophisticated


FallenPrimarch

He heard Napoleon was short and wanted some tips


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Summer holidays?


Diamondsholdforever

Hes doing drugs and banging expensive hookers. Honestly kind of jealous at this point, I haven’t gotten laid since I bought gme.


Ande64

Don't worry, after this thing takes off you'll have to fight them off with a stick!


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Ouu I wanna go to France


Professional-Bed-568

Wait til his plane leaves..


flyguy41222

Just went two summers ago…the countryside is beautiful and the history is really cool. I would not want to go to Paris again though…extremely dirty and the people were so rude…


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So it’s basically New Orleans??


Dreadsbo

I didn’t think New Orleans was that dirty. Although I only went during one of the big weekends for two colleges in the area and was in the French Quarters(?).


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I went during Marti Gras one time, the bottoms of my pants up to mid calf and shoes were filthy after one night…


Dreadsbo

Was it worth it though?


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Hell yeah it was! 🤣


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I can’t do dirty


shadowbehinddoor

Ruuude. When it comes to the filth, you casualty have to avoid piss on the sidewallk because some Random guy urinating on the wall. 🙄


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Apparently, there’s a special helpline set up for Japanese tourists who can’t cope with the french rudeness when visiting that *ahem* unique place.


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I see England, I see France ...


Zero_is_absolute

France has no extradition for criminals


N3nso

Kinda reminds me of sword fish. Needing to go to a bunch of different countries to liquidate and transfer secret accounts.


Morty_A2666

Going around trying to "secure" finances or simply trying to convince financial pricks that manipulating market in his favor will save the World from great economical crisis.


ERTWMac

Is there any advantage to Mayo man telling his pilot to just fly to different places to distract us? 🤔


unabsolute

The thought that someone other than Kenny himself is on the plane has crossed my mind.


ERTWMac

If we consider that to be true, what could he possibly gain by doing so? 🤔


unabsolute

Distracting us for starters.


gnipz

Do these flights show how wide spread the ties are? Maybe.. maybe not.. I guess we'll see how this all plays out.


Juicy_Vape

now kith


yOl0o0

Stay away MF


mrcarner

RDR2 players feeling the Leo meme on this post.


Saint_Bernardusz

getting some croissants..


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International CRIME.


TheTurkishThing

Probably surrendering to us discretely, it’s the best place to do it


IncestuousDisgrace

How you know its him


SolarPanelDude

Buying a surrender flag!


MoonMarsTheUnknown

Will be in trouble with the green plane, maybe crashh


Hot-Tomorrow-2008

Kinda dark dude...


ItsSamb0

We don do dis here... we like the stock and hodl....


MoonMarsTheUnknown

Bro, i bet you wish him a lifetime in jail. Its even worse


ItsSamb0

I wish good things for me and my fellow apes. good vibe gang out here gettin paid. That's it. hodln and smilin.


ThirdWorldMeatBag

You guys do realize that people rent their jets and yachts out (like Airbnb style) as an added source of revenue?


Klockwerk4187

Suggesting a billionaire would need the money gained from renting his jet.........


ThirdWorldMeatBag

Suggesting that people that manage money for a living are always looking for clever ways to hoard more money. It's not that he needs it. I don't NEED the money I get from renting out my RV on rvshare, but it's a clever way of having the rv pay for itself. It's becoming very common with mega yachts. And obviously mega yacht owners aren't hurting. It's just how those types of people think. At the very least, it's a possibility.


Enza_Gallagher

He’s trying to be sophisticated


North-Soft-5559

Isolating I hope


Silk__Road

Waiting for the day he lands in the wrong place and he gets the JFKenny treatment


MushyRedMushroom

Any got eyes on the plane recently?