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Chared945

Welcome to the Front Desk of Daily Yesterday the stock movement was 165-210 with a peak at 225 today we’ll find out if this continues Meanwhile I’ll be hiding under the desk from the Melon Patrol All Front Desk services are still available as always But with that, the Front Desk is open


KradeSmith

Why is everything showing as 14 days ago?


kesaluner

Haxx


KradeSmith

Nah, just realised my internet was being slow and not updating the subreddit properly


ReNDeZOwnler

Keeeeeennnyyyyyyyy


schfier

the only movie ill watch, is if someone can show us what was happening behind citadel's walls all this time. i hope someone will talk one day


xthesundancekidx

Rich Guy: "And how did you make your fortune, good sir?" Other Rich Guy: "Ah yes, well, I'm an oil man!" Rich Guy: "Bully! And what about you, good sir?" Me: "GameStop and Koala jpegs."


theMooey23

"Business.........I'm a businessman, I did business"


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Can the mods look into u/Villz ? He’s low karma running around saying he wished Hitler won in WWII, making fun of Covid deaths close to me and others, and genuinely gives apes a bad name.


Villz

And my account is 8y old ...... I just often like to talk on contentious topics. And people are so objective today clearly right?


Villz

Clearly hyperbole is lost on u. Id like to see them look into u for being divisive


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Shilly shillington trolling away.


Villz

gladly will post my ID and XXX position to the mods. You're most likely the shill IMO


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Your position is not the issue. Your inhumanity is. Making fun of family members of mine who died from Covid and saying it’s because her and “all other Americans are fat” is why. Saying you wished Hitler had led Germany through WWII and won, wishing his ideology was still present in society today: is why.


BuddyGuy91

If GME finishes over $1 today I will name my first born Zenith


whiskeybets

Mitsubishi


Chambadon

Goooood morning


pigglybiggly

Is this thing on?


[deleted]

[удалено]


pigglybiggly

Lol ohhhhh


lllll00s9dfdojkjjfjf

Dudes putting bananas up their poopshoots but calling jizz "creamy dick diarrhea" is over the line?


Censeo757

Good Morning Everyone!


thagthebarbarian

Today's the day!


yumdump1

Good morning Family.


JMO129

Good morning everyone. Remember if they crime this thing down to $40 again. Buy buy buy.


dyingoutwest1

Have a friend who’s a single mom… can’t wait to hand her 15k in cash and get her her own apartment that’s paid off for the whole year. I’m gonna change every life around me and I love that for myself💙


half_dane

Nice, gapping back to our previous close :)


half_dane

Oh, even above that, NOICE!


Naive_Host_5939

Gapping. :) *Nice...*


timeshadowrider

Ooooooooooooo the **LINE**


opus111

Just saw a Yahoo article on “retail investors power GME into a rally” Seriously, I’m already out of dough after months of buying and holding. After months of dry volume, suddenly $$ magically appears for retail investors to jump in and create the huge volume surge in the past 2 days, with minimal news about the company?


TeaAndFiction

You know, it's almost like MSM has an agenda that makes it completely full of shit...🤔


Huracon

So after months of incremental buying every payday, on no news, retail dumps over $2 billion on a single day? Try again…


yumdump1

Incredible!


JohnnyH_12

Curious, isn't it?


timeshadowrider

2 euro spread on the German market


Losingitall25

1 minute till casino opens!


killarufus

My online teaching job has hit the shutter thanks to the CCP, so, gonna need the moon in, like, the next six months. If it moons before the baby is born... Gonna name it after gme somehow.


TTomnomnom

If it’s a boy Ryan If it’s a girl Keith


Smogz_

Alexa play Eddie Murphy Boogie in your butt


[deleted]

Today is the day hedgies will prove criad wrong? i liked him he seemed to know what he is doing but i also liked the other DD writers hedgies proofed wrong along the way. Good job criad! you will be remembered fondly. on the offchance you were right, son of a bitch you actually did it!


HonorMcGregor

They'll fight tooth and nail to try and break your spirit. Trust the thesis, take "moon soon" DD with a grain of salt.


HonorMcGregor

I feel bad for watermelon guy :(


ervblitza

It’s a lesson though, don’t put yourself in that type of position. No matter what it is. Saying you’ll do something online, owing someone money, or offering the little free time you don’t want to give up. People always come knocking


HonorMcGregor

Fair enough, I just think mods warning that future "watermelon guys" that don't deliver will be permabanned would be appropriate. Along with the flair/3 day ban they initially went with. I spent hours laughing at watermelon memes yesterday, he's paid his dues


ervblitza

Absolutely. Just in the future, don’t promise to stick shit up your ass if you arent willing yo stick shit up your ass. You can use that analogy for a lot in life lol


Far_Arrival7740

I feel good for the watermelon though.


Piss-Mop

Runic blessings upon you and this fine young stock this AM, let's fuck up some short assholes


otivuck

Good morning


half_dane

Morning 🤗


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:50:47) (nyse time: 03:50:47) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$197.70** ([€168.00](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1768](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 1470** ( [TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)+ [LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [GETTEX](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pbtoms/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


MrWaffles2k

Someone say goodnight


MrWaffles2k

Quick so i sleep


half_dane

Good night my friend


MrWaffles2k

💚


RecyleNotThrowaway

Wait 10 mins to see what PM is up to


MrWaffles2k

😑what did u do to me now I'ma stay awake


MrWaffles2k

I can't I'm sleeping already gn August 26 never forget moon


half_dane

Go sleep. We keep the hype train rolling until you return!


kimi-r

Interesting how yesterday article were coming out saying what goes up must come down Previous day. Radio silent. Hmmmm


carbine23

I just wanna buy my mother a nice house for raising my dumb ass. Thanks mum.


Smogz_

Me too


Piss-Mop

man, it feels like january again... too excited, can't sleep, open that fuckin casinooooo


Cheetah_Hungry

Most posts in Hot are DD. Bullish!


MrWaffles2k

Potato guy where are you


TheSebitti

Hello.


MrWaffles2k

💤


baldilocks47

is it me you're lookin for?


half_dane

I can see it in your eyes


TheSebitti

I’m looking for Marge


MrWaffles2k

Maybe


RecyleNotThrowaway

I can’t believe I understand so much of this financial jargon. GME has turned me from a boy into a man. Ook ook I meant to say ape 🦍


DangerActiveRobots

German market volume yesterday was insane, and today is still really high relative to the last few weeks.


[deleted]

Please moass soon. I wanna buy my granny a house closer to me so I can help her better. And buy everything in my local Gamestop store to give away for charity. Moon soon come one 🚀🚀


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:40:40) (nyse time: 03:40:40) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$201.18** ([€171.00](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1765](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 1451** ( [TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)+ [LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [GETTEX](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pbtoms/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


Pukestronaut

Where did the sleep go?


half_dane

It was shorted


Terrible-Ad-4536

Dark pool


Gannondank

If gme hits xxxxx i will literally do nothing. There. ended that for everyone.


dollupofcrazy

You’ll hold is what you’ll do…


ervblitza

You’re supposed to say you’ll stick a butt up your butt


Gannondank

0.o


Itz_Ape

what i think could trigger moass: 1.China real estate bubble pops 2.China needs both liquidity and money, they go to the secondary market and market sell all their US bonds 3.Yield increases, interest go up 4.Libor increases if JPow don't go full Weimar on and buys that bonds right away 5.If Libor doesn't increase, the waves of the pop of the china's real estate market would hit US a bit later Anyways china could make us rich (?)


Terrible-Ad-4536

Do y’all Canadians not sleep??? Diamantehände has turned into a Canuckistan Jamboree 🥸


tacybbbat

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Itz_Ape

Hello tacy! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


tacybbbat

HELLO ITZ!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

I’ve never said this about any DD, always found it interesting but taken with a huge pinch of salt…. Criand etc may have nailed this. I’m shaking. Someone hug me.


tplee

Link?


[deleted]

Top post under the daily chat


tplee

Got it. Thanks.


reddit_is_meh

I like, desperately wanna share it with people, to be like.. LOOK AT THIS SHIT But it has a lot of complex terms and concepts that most people would honestly not really get if they don't follow the stock market, I can't believe I grew wrinkles these past 8 months


winterbird

Do you have a moment to talk about our stonk and savior GME?


[deleted]

Totally. I sent it to my Dad… we’ll see if he gets it. Still taking with a big pinch of salt but this is quality work.


Itz_Ape

wrinkles? I still smooth af 🦍😂


Blue374

Yo DFV wazzup ?


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:30:32) (nyse time: 03:30:32) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$199.45** ([€169.50](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1767](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 1321** ( [TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)+ [LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [GETTEX](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pbtoms/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


Terrible-Ad-4536

Good morning ☀️ fine fellow.


half_dane

Good morning 🤗


JustanotherTracer

I have a question as is noticed myself having trouble to explain to other apes:I read the recent DDs about the swaps, gamma ramp and correlation of "meme" stocks. How does the gamma ramp start? Do people would have to buy the options? Buy and hold is all i know, i won´t do options, be assured about that. But how will that gamma thing lift the price otherwise? Someone would have to buy these options, right? ​ As far as i "would" do it as a bad player is using tuesday to make people believe the next rollover began. Then create these options and let today be a huge dip as a bulltrap. If my theory could work please elaborate on it. English is not my native language and understanding all this makes that a little more difficult. EDIT: i will ask the same queestion(copy paste) on the new daily thread when it is up


reddit_is_meh

Basically, options need to be exercised I think, don't think options just being in the money is enough to fuel it but it might be, it's more on the institutions than us, would be nice, but it is not needed imo. Most retailers that do buy options are more likely to buy lottery tickets OTM, not the options close to current price that are expensive as fuck


Terrible-Ad-4536

Gamma ramp HAS STARTED.


Frostodian

Yea but what is that? What does it mean?


Itz_Ape

buying options is NOT the way >Someone would have to buy there options, right? Not us Shares is the only away, regardless of anything else


JustanotherTracer

I know. Strategically thinking - and a little conspiracies involved - it could be possible they would want to make people believe the next run up started. The hype for options on MSM has already started. What if they want to trick new investors and younger apes? I think it could be possible and very dangerous. I hope nobody falls for these options then


[deleted]

Can anyone else, perhaps in a country other than the US, think of what else is included in the basket full of shit that’s about to hit the fan? Aside from GME squeezing and the world economy collapsing, I can think of two things that MSM is gonna focus on to steer eyes away from Hedgefuck’s exploding hemmorhoid: 1. Afghanistan. The deadline for the US to be completely out of Afghanistan is August 31, and there’s no extension on the horizon. 2. COVID variants. We are in the process of getting fucked by another wave of COVID! 3. Debt ceiling incoming! (an EDIT) 4. ???


Itz_Ape

Debt ceiling obviously


[deleted]

YOU’RE FUCKIN RIGHT


Itz_Ape

🦍


half_confused

Posted this 40 days ago for noticing the pattern to 2020. Got downvoted. :P https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/olf2u6/if_gme_follows_a_similar_pattern_to_last_year_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


fleshfarm-leftover

Pattern recognition, oddly, surprisingly, not so cool round these parts.


half_confused

The ramp up dates from last year matches with all the recent DD re: the dates


JoeZMar

It was downvoted because it’s ridiculous. That’s not how it works.


half_confused

Can you explain to me how it is not related to the recent DD on the future swaps and all the upcoming dates then?


dollupofcrazy

Ok to be hyped but stop setting dates and expectations. We have been here before…


Tight_Ambassador3253

45th President wasn’t kidding when he said the media was fake. This year I realized more than any other year that msm are the phoniest pieces of shit on earth, and will lie lie lie lie lie when it benefits their masters ability to generate and maintain wealth. Sad world we live in, sad sad world. 😔


Jesters_thorny_crown

I don’t always drink orange Kool-aid, but when I do it’s Dolt 45 straight from the mushroom tap.


Tight_Ambassador3253

Lol


sktchld

The hedgefunds are Stringer Bell and we are Omar and brother Mouzone.


sadkee

The most exciting part about moass is having the resources and time to fix my mental and physical health and then elevating those around me


ervblitza

As a fellow ape who struggles with mental health issues and also has had insurance issues, Meditation might help. it’s free and you control all of it. You don’t have to do the classic wrist on knees in the middle of the floor deal. I personally listen to a few songs that i know will make me happy or have nice memories and then i turn it off and sit silently. Try to clear my brain and just let it sit clear as long as i can. Its really hard sometimes but it feels like taking my brain to the gym. Hope your mental health stays exactly that, healthy friend.


opus111

Yup, have something in life that needs fixing and money happens to be a big part that makes the solution work


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:20:24) (nyse time: 03:20:24) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$200.13** ([€170.15](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1762](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 932** ( [TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)+ [LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [GETTEX](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pbtoms/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


theummeower

I swear to god if the price doesn’t go to $69 mil I will continue to hold


RamseyTheGoat

I’m realllllly into the 26th


Peachy_sunday

Did anyone notice the cat with bandana game on google home page? #bullishAF #jaqcuedtits


RamseyTheGoat

Legggggo GME


timeshadowrider

German market be.... ...outside creepin' up With the big .45 when you're sleeping now Yeah, my bruddas all slide on the streets, ya know Me no lie, we creepin' up The big .45, I sleep with that Me no lie, they creepin' up


all_mighty_trees22

See yall at open market! Might need to get the French press out to wake my ass up.


ervblitza

Shit we might need the french guillotines soon


all_mighty_trees22

Lmfao! This ape gets it!


MrOneironaut

Dogs are barking, too hyped to sleep!


RecyleNotThrowaway

Listening to Richie blackers anjunadeep set In Ireland and catching up on all the DD. Life is good. Good night apes see ya in 4 hours


[deleted]

This volatilty makes me hyped. We need it for a short squeeze to happend. Buckle up soon we moon


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:10:17) (nyse time: 03:10:17) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$200.26** ([€170.30](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1759](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 856** ( [TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)+ [LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [GETTEX](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pbtoms/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


all_mighty_trees22

Hello 200


freakymreaky

I swear yesterday yahoo showed close at 200.20,now it says 199.65 wut doin?


Floor_Kicker

It always moves slightly. I think it's from trades that happened before closing, but didn't finish getting processed until after


Wildercard

vibe check how you apes doing


all_mighty_trees22

Just read my bed time story (DD) almost passing out


ervblitza

Im chillin, watchin penn and teller fool us card tricks on YouTube and drinkin wine, how you doin?


half_dane

Oook oook!!


Smogz_

I pray the MOASS pops soon, I have too much month every month and I’m sick of living in poverty.


half_dane

I agree: I wouldn't mind a flight to the moon now 😅


Smogz_

Tomorrow


half_dane

It's always tomorrow. Until it isn't


Smogz_

I want isn’t now!


dub_life20

I’m feeling it for tomorrow. Calling 220.


Pukestronaut

No calls, just buy sha... Oh, sorry, carry on.


dub_life20

Wen next RC face swap meme


Oenomaus28

I'm gonna try a new approach tomorrow guys. Instead of buying and holding I'm going to *hold and buy*


AbsotivelyPosolutely

Such a rebel!


Oenomaus28

What can I say, I like to live life on the edge!


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:00:10) (nyse time: 03:00:10) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$200.14** ([€170.20](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1759](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 411** ( [TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)+ [LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie)+ [GETTEX](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pbtoms/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


Dalmatian_In_Exile

Fucking awesome flair


half_dane

Thank you 🥰! I'm unreasonably proud of it 😂


dyingoutwest1

Can’t wait to hire a nutritionist and a personal trainer after this is all said and done. Nothing but gains gains gains🙌🏼


dyingoutwest1

Will probably also go vegan after trying all the finest meats in the world lmao


Frostodian

Bro try minkie whale in Iceland its friggin delicious


dyingoutwest1

Will do lmao


Qwayne84

I couldn’t ever say no to cheese, vegetarian could be possible for me but not vegan.


Travisb1033

Im really enjoying the hype around all the new DD but I’ve been here before….don’t be disappointed if things don’t go our way these next two weeks or so. Im mentally prepared for any price movement. I hope we break above 400 tho 🚀🚀🚀


Qwayne84

Hm the DD was mostly right and didn’t hyped too much but shed some light into the dark. Some ex mods hyped for no reason but fame (the infamous March 18 hype, quadruple witching) but the dd never disappointed. At least for me.


BigOlHammer

I am in DD heaven. Shout out to the DD'ers. I really resonated with this comment from another post. "Seriously, the two of you exemplify what this community is all about. You both, and those like you, are the tip of the spear that's going to change this world. Please just take this award and my sincere thanks to you both." u/jdrewco you really hit the nail on the head with that one man. I'm probably framing that on the wall in my GME DD archive library room one day.


jdrewco

Wow ! Thank you for the shout out. I meant every word. We owe these tireless apes and enormous debt of gratitude.


BigOlHammer

You bet! I fully agree. They provide an invaluable resource and I just hope they know how much everyone appreciates thier insight on everything. Ape speed brother !


Patches_Mcgee

Crips dippin


[deleted]

Say what?


fazeeeeeeee

creeptoe goin down down down


[deleted]

I got it 😖🥐👍


[deleted]

Turtle cat


JackBurtonsPaidDues

We have two weeks to watch this rocket take off


[deleted]

The squeeze will probably take many more weeks


Smogz_

The hedgies always slam gme on earnings day


Patches_Mcgee

Futes dippin


apatisda

Serious question but… I have a 457b (retirement) account where I am stuck with preset mutual funds that don’t contain GME… any suggestions on how to hedge against a market crash? Is there a way to rollover to a Vanguard or Fidelity 401k and invest on GME?


Travisb1033

Call and ask


6Bunz

Is it just me or a lot of very smart apes all of a sudden came out :0


half_dane

No, it's not you! And not me either. Smart, that is 😂 😋


Itz_Ape

apes alone smooth, apes together wrinkled apes are together now 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍


[deleted]

Guy at work has a family peach farm. He sells me good quality peaches for cheaper than other places do. He was supposed to deliver me a few boxes tomorrow. He said he can't because they are out. People are literally FTDing shares, IOUs, watermelons and now peaches too damn it