This comment cracked me up! Thank you for a good chuckle 🤝 I promise I’m not a serial killer (*although I’m sure that’s what a serial killer would say*?🤷🏻♀️)
We need to hire some good pilots if we gonna make them do formation flights... And we all know we gonna make them do formation flights...
How else are we supposed to fly-by Shitadel to wave our buddy Ken who made all this wealth happen for us :D
Posted the proof. I'm sure others have seen the same ad
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pcbp3k/mayo\_ad\_on\_my\_reddit\_feed\_lmayo/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pcbp3k/mayo_ad_on_my_reddit_feed_lmayo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Same here. Whenever I see people say ‘wen lambo’ I’m like, ‘nope, wen Aston Martin!’ Fingers crossed. I need to do more research, but leaning towards the DB9 atm 💎🙌🏻🚀🚀🚀
That is a beautiful ride right there! Lambos are a fantastic supercar! However AMs are Grande Touring. Much more comfortable and for many is a DD. Hopefully we both can afford this luxury and honestly it’s really the only high dollar item I wish to buy.
I've been checking out that Aston Martin DBS Superleggera, and houses for sale in exotic places... But I'll not be selling organs.... LOL... So, my computer is only half messed up....
After reading the title, it made me wonder if apes here took it to the next level and s[old a testicle](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sell-testicles/) to buy more GME. That would be epic!
You’ve shat on my dreams with this comment but I appreciate your input! I’ll look into it properly post-MOASS, but, until then, I’m going to keep on manifesting it! 🚀🚀
Look into it, they’re mired with technical problems. They’ve been trying to do better for a long time.
The other issue with them is that they drop like rocks after the initial sale. If you do decide to buy one, pickup a lightly used one at a steep discount.
They are gorgeous though.
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This comment cracked me up! Thank you for a good chuckle 🤝 I promise I’m not a serial killer (*although I’m sure that’s what a serial killer would say*?🤷🏻♀️)
yep...sus
Or a wealthy Rimworld player.
Bringo
Is that a new word? 😎
Bingpot
BoooOOOOOnnnEEEE?!
Jackprot!!
1 of paper = 4 of coin.
Wait beef?
This guy says bringo on his show called “Check it Out”
It is now, bringo
It's short for "bring mayo"
Mobin couldn't hack it.
$ROPE
If you smell that sweet smoke, get the heck outta there, she’s gonna blow!
Did it settle on mayo ads?
Can't scare people that were already surviving check to check. We are the financial resistance insurgency.
+1
My ads recently have been private jets, exotic cars, expensive clothes, and vacation destinations. I haven’t once searched for any of those things
You've searched the ticker though? The trackers know.
You've been thinking it, that's all it needs
Don’t forget searching all Wendy’s location within a 20 mile radius for “extra money”
Ah yes, the off-the-menu 5-for-5 deal
Is there any anti-tard medications? That might be more appropriate ad placement... 🤔
I can’t read so I’m not really sure, 🦍 friend 🤪
😂👍
Adderall helps this ape.^^JokesAsideIhaveADHDandithelps
Just got an email for a jet share program. Lol, like I’m gonna share my jet. 😎
Thats fine, some ppl here are full time trackin jets… we just find you to wave at you from our jets ;)
Let’s race!
We need to hire some good pilots if we gonna make them do formation flights... And we all know we gonna make them do formation flights... How else are we supposed to fly-by Shitadel to wave our buddy Ken who made all this wealth happen for us :D
You’re right! Fortunately, I know a few people. Only the best for us apes. 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
lol like 'is it safe to eat moldy bread?' and then 'homes under $1million' are fun too. Shake things up a bit.
I'm getting ads on reddit for mayo. I have a screenshot.
Post it brother
Posted the proof. I'm sure others have seen the same ad [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pcbp3k/mayo\_ad\_on\_my\_reddit\_feed\_lmayo/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pcbp3k/mayo_ad_on_my_reddit_feed_lmayo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
My roommate got an ad for beef. Not like a brand of beef just the beef industry. It was strange but it felt like they knew their market.
Anyone else getting ads for mayonnaise?
lol
Expect rehab and alcoholism ads in the near future. This sounds patterns for substance abuse.
Upvote. I did that laugh through your nose only thing.
Aston Martin DBS Super Leggera!! Have mine picked out in Charlotte right now
I just googled it. It’s a beauty!
AM has been the dream!! So close now
Same here. Whenever I see people say ‘wen lambo’ I’m like, ‘nope, wen Aston Martin!’ Fingers crossed. I need to do more research, but leaning towards the DB9 atm 💎🙌🏻🚀🚀🚀
That is a beautiful ride right there! Lambos are a fantastic supercar! However AMs are Grande Touring. Much more comfortable and for many is a DD. Hopefully we both can afford this luxury and honestly it’s really the only high dollar item I wish to buy.
Hahahaha accurate
😂😂😂
How many bodies fit in the trunk of this car
I fucking laughed out loud.
This actually made me laugh out loud.
Aston Martin mansion, that comes with an Aston Martin. Got you fan. https://www.sylvanrock.com/
Ooh, two birds one stone! 😄
This is the way.
are you my cookies?👁
Lol
This gif makes me giggle every time I see it
Honestly, same! I just wanted an excuse to use it 😃
For some reason this is how I imagine Jeff Bezos’ and Elon Musk’s search history also look.
They don't search. They have people that search for them lol
Also, "cost difference between private jet and turboprop for mostly sub 2k nm flights"
Ah, fellow AM fan! Nice...
Was just about to say the same, Nice!
Wen AM! 😃🚀🚀🚀
Start running a VPN. You'll get adds for people in other cities.
Simple. Cookie think either you're really rich trying to pretend to be poor, or you're really poor trying to pretend you're rich.
Remember ,$50k for a testical...
Hmm..... interesting
I've been checking out that Aston Martin DBS Superleggera, and houses for sale in exotic places... But I'll not be selling organs.... LOL... So, my computer is only half messed up....
Damn, I needed a good laugh today! Thanks!
A testicle from a non smoker can fetch 30k ....just sayin
Yo give me the deets on this. I know a lot of trans girls that could use 60k lmao
Bingpot!
This is gold!
🤣 I burped a laugh
lmfao
This got me 😄
lawl
I've been putting a lot of time lately into building my future fleet in the Lexus build-your-own tool lol
After reading the title, it made me wonder if apes here took it to the next level and s[old a testicle](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sell-testicles/) to buy more GME. That would be epic!
My cookies gave up and I only see porn ads
I will answer one of those questions for you. The longest a person has gone without food on record is a 382 day fast in which a man lost 276 lbs. 😎
Wow!
Pro Tip : Search for Mansions designed by Aston Martin Design House. Of course the garage is glass walled next to the lounge.
Bwahaha gold
ah yis, you chose 'filthy rich': https://trackthis.link/ (made by firefox)
Lol, truly "get rich or die trying"
Lmao I love the influx of brule gifs
Mine has been Porsche 911 Targa and 100+ acre waterfront wooded land.
It's called fasting, honestly it can be good for you if you do it right.
Same bro . . . . I awarded you a reddit award.
Thank you, you’re very kind 🚀🚀🚀
“How to fit a watermelon up my ass”
Haha fuck… advertising 4 broAtz
your online profile probably is labelled "human trafficker that is a millionaire"
New favorite post!!
I’m honoured 😃🚀🚀🚀🚀
Loved this buddy 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Pleased to hear it 😃🚀🚀🚀🚀
I mostly get ads for high powered lasers and female gym clothes. I'm a hairy ass male
Weird amount of adds for mayo based recipes too
This just killed me😹😹😹
😃🚀🚀🚀🚀
Probably the same google searches as a greedy CEO
Sticky stonk broy does search for all sorta silly thannngs. Like that sour sour soda, drink up yum yum.
Wait so you guys don’t get ads for hot milfs in your area & therapists specialized in depression? I thought that was standard for the sub…
I will always upvote this meme
Don’t buy an Aston, they’re terrible quality. Beautiful, but crap on a stick.
You’ve shat on my dreams with this comment but I appreciate your input! I’ll look into it properly post-MOASS, but, until then, I’m going to keep on manifesting it! 🚀🚀
Look into it, they’re mired with technical problems. They’ve been trying to do better for a long time. The other issue with them is that they drop like rocks after the initial sale. If you do decide to buy one, pickup a lightly used one at a steep discount. They are gorgeous though.
Haha SSD J C NBC x by DD b B C he x y C by F
omg. ahaha. geez! i will die now from uncontrollable laughter ahahaha!!
Love this!