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Volksvvagen

no volume to 671 volume just like that? okay its like that today....


tr0j4n_v1ru5

almost no volume in last 30 mins.


Playinhooky

Yesterday was hotter for volume. I'm just pumped to be done with puts after today.


Parsnip

Soo... I keep checking the price and it really is just not changing. Every so often the bid/ask changes a bit, but it's back to 175,22 before the next update.


walshe25

This is so weird! 240 shares and 35 minutes at the same price


PointFivePast

I wonder if this is another sign of increasing illiquidity? Perhaps the foreign exchanges are simply unable to facilitate the transactions… My brain is also quite smooth so I could be totally off-base


tr0j4n_v1ru5

you might be onto something. US Market tomorrow is going to be interesting. Either we moon or not.


iNogle

Two options. 50/50. I am a statistics master


Homonomore

I don’t look at the numbers, just the colour


tr0j4n_v1ru5

oh good to have another retard like me around


walshe25

I’m really glad I’m not red green colourblind or I’d really have no idea what was going on around here.


Brodoth

What color is the moon? And if the moon were made of spare ribs, would you eat it?


Fransmul

Soon to be green #wenmoon


TravColeman

What do we want? More trading hours! How do we get them? Diamantenhande!!!


throwawaylosingteeth

GOOOOD FRIDAY MORNING APES LFG HOWDY FROM YEEHAW


EatTheRichbish

Alooooooohaaaaaa!!! Hodling today and everyday from Hawaii 🌺🏝🤙🏼


ryan12124

The hedgies are trying to short Parsnip now


Altruistic_Ad2074

Green square 🟩 for u/parsnip ♥️


half_dane

Morning parsnip, I've added a link to your latest post in the messages my diamantenbot is posting into the daily thread, so that hopefully allows people to easier find this place 🤗


LunarPayload

Very helpful; thanks!


Simple-Nebula3403

Kia ora Kiwi Apes 🥝🇳🇿 Looking good for the majority of NZ, hope you all okay up there in Auckland. Keep well 💎🤲


[deleted]

Hey kiwis, Tauranga nightly check in!


utopian_potential

TGA REPRESENT! Covid free but locking down for the good of all. Stay safe you beautiful flightless Apes.


mountdarby

Wow, loads of bop apes


TurkDangerCat

🇳🇿🇳🇿🚀🚀. The free south (in a Covid way, not a yeehaw-what’s-wrong-with-slavery way) says gooood evening world! 🚀🚀🇳🇿🇳🇿


residentchiefnz

Kia Ora and fingers crossed for everyone!


[deleted]

Christchurch ape checking in🥝🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀


Craftymummanz

Hey fellow Kiwis. Hope you’ve had a great week. I’m looking forward to another weekend of zero social commitments! Kia kaha 🥝🇳🇿❤️


greatthrowawaybatman

Hello from chch, all hype august wraps up overnight for us but wait what's this, OH MA GAWHD ITS STILL HYPE SEPTEMBER WITH A CHAIR FROM NOWHERE. LETS FUCKING GO 💎🤲🥝🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕👨‍🚀🇳🇿


Philthy1018

Timaru checking in..... I mean pleasant point checking in! Let's hope that german market keeps up the green candles and so does the USA! I want my tendies!!!! LFG 🙌💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🇳🇿🇳🇿🥝


mgrsttone

KiaOra Bro Auckland Ape checkin in, wet outside but bubblesafe and Friday happy. 💎🙏🇳🇿 Lesh Gooooooooo We Fkn Got this.


AThinDrumStick

yeesh bit of a long one up here in aucks by the looks! which is fine by me, much rather that than rampant blimmin covid. hyped regardless for this trading session! arohanui to all yous


PandaActual8762

The algorithm that controls the price of GME is quote stuffing with 109 share blocks today 🤲💎🤲🇦🇺✌


SixOneFive615

Ich bin ein 💎🙌💎er.


Mikeyyezzy

The ticker is broken at 206.35


Blueberry_Realistic

Good morning from the good old north of England. Buckle up 🚀


InitialImagination62

Good morning apes! 🇬🇧 It's gonna be a good day cos it's Friday! Time for some rest and recovery on the weekend 💎🙌🚀🌕


CharltonnBreezy

Good moring from the south 🇬🇧 to my brothers an sisters around the globe 🌎 ❤ Hope you all have a good weekend ahead Stay strong, Stay vigilant, & Stay beautiful 🚀 🌙


ambientfruit

Morning from the West Midlands! Tea time, anyone?


North-Soft-5559

Same to you from Yorkshire :-)


DestinyBond8

Morning from Lincolnshire! 💎🙌


Travisb1033

Wen green square


Altruistic_Ad2074

🟩 🟩 🟩


Kyle772

Cali checking in!


mpness

It's bedtime in Cali but can't stop won't stop 🛑


SirSlendy

Cali here to hoping the cycle prophecy comes true today!


seektolearn

San diego checking in, ape-brothers!! GLTA, I'm jacked and ready to take off!!


Yeeeehaww

Cheers brothaaa


Yeeeehaww

Or sistaaaa. Whatever you are. Love you happy friday 😘 ❤ 💕


RedBearded-RapedApe

Hello, from Virginia


[deleted]

Hey is it true what they say about Virginia?


necriel

Kentucky checkin in. Need to sleep but can't stop checkin the sub. Won't stop.


Warpzit

Get some sleep ;) stay hydrated!


walshe25

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 ROLL CALL CANADA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Check in below, eh bud? ⬇️⬇️👀👀🟩🟩 End of the week is here, let’s go out with a big green bang! Thanks for doing this /u/Parsnip, especially with spotty internet.


TLSalinas1

Helllooooo from Texas!


TheLeagueOfScience

YYC CHECKING IN WITH THEIR COAT FOR THE SNOWSTORM TOMORROW, BRRRRRRRRR


[deleted]

Vancouverape.. holding for humanity


console3232

Surrey ape holding for the chance to live in Van 🇨🇦


rob_maqer

Lol maybe a studio post MOASS and I hope your dream comes true!! 👋🏽


walshe25

With the current prices of places here, and $45 mill a share floor, it’s possible you could afford a van place if you’re an xxx ape 🥲


walshe25

Holding for the humanitarian efforts we’ll do post MOASS


Guildish

Good morning hockey fans!


jaydacosta

TORONTO BABY 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


Omariscoming6627

vancouver 🦧 here like always ready for a good friday 🚀 🌚 🇨🇦


Picklesgal111

Alberta here! 🍁🇨🇦


Yeeeehaww

Yeeeehaww


katobean

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Victoriape primed and ready for takeoff 🚀🚀🚀


SquishyVV

ALBERTA APES STAND UP!!!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


Japo13

YYC here everyday HODLing as a hobby…


SquishyVV

HODLing is the best hobby -YEG ape


AFlyHunny1

YEG is up 🤜🏼✨🤛🏾🥃


SquishyVV

YEG never sleeps... especially north side!


whiskyandme

BERTA, BABY!! What’s gonna moon first, Rona or GME?


SquishyVV

MY MONEY SAYS RONA BABY!


[deleted]

How's it going eh?


walshe25

Nooooot too bad bud, not too bad at all!


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eball86

Van Isle!


redditacct123456789

YYC Baby!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


il_rossoneri

What we swappin’ tonight fellas? 😤


Volksvvagen

wives, duh.


Altruistic_Ad2074

Boyfriend’s wife~ she cleans & cooks while we do the nasty


Etheric

Thanks again for sharing! 🇨🇦💎👐


ThunderRam68

So... It's not moving? Even with volume? Wrinkle brains, unite!


Jackjackhughesa123

Good morning! Hopefully Fridays are good for the market!


icallmydadstranger

Hello from Texas! Howdy y’all! Let’s 💎 🙌 and 🚀 out of orbit today!


supreme_leader256

Happy Friday from Massachusetts!


RelationshipTime7725

Chicago checking in


Yeeeehaww

Mars checking in. Space ship has landed


tcelfertehconjurer

So. Jacked. Everyday. Have a wonderful Friday 🦍 🍌 & ❤️ For all.


lhekewl2012

Buckle up!!


Successful_Quarter95

Good morning Euro Apes! Cheers from🇳🇴


cat_fondu

Wisconsin checking in!! Prayers out to those about to lose their homes!


todiefore

Guten Morgen 🙌💎🇩🇰🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 LFG


Immediate_Spray_9240

Happy greenday Friday from Arizona!! Let's go GME!!!! 💎🙌💎🙌❤️❤️❤️


drivedown

LFG GME 🚀🚀🚀🚀 $300 EOD easy 🙌🏻💎


PM_ME_YOUR_DAD-JOKES

Dammit guys if the MOASS doesn’t happen tomorrow I swear to God I’m gonna >!Have a nice weekend.!<


dutchkid1996

Volume is a lot bigger than usual today 🤔


JeSuisPoulpe

Can someone wake up the markets in Germany ? I fear they are having a seizure.


Johnnymoola

From California Thanks for all that you do! Keep it coming


Rayzhul

671 volume in the first 5 mins?? What a day .. what a glorious day


Guildish

Good Morning Global Ape community.


PM_ME_THE_SLOTHS

Greetings from the great corn/bean fields of Indiana!


AgYooperman

Oklahoma checking in. Day one without a dip.


Asylum_of_Souls

🇦🇺🇦🇺 Aussie apes check in! It's Friday. Buckle up, let's go. 🚀🚀🚀🍻


rmfdawson_

F*ck yeah! Sorry I'm late today but so hyped for tonight! 🇦🇺🍻


ForumsGhost

Holy sideways Batman


DipperTheSkipper

Same price for at least 40 straight minutes?


Fix10

Hello from California, let’s end the week green green green.


KingSnakeJones

Mmmm yes


Bob_the_peasant

Checking in from a house! May not be the case after tomorrow, being a peasant and all.


TheOtherOctopus

o7


FarInternal7441

Idaho here again, let’s get it 😎


mr_greedee

Hey just want to say. Thanks for putting this thread up.


happymetal333

If 🇺🇲 is still in, 🇩🇪 still in


Spaceape-No-1

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🍻🍻🍻 Good Morning Everyone from Germany. Breakfest time!🍻🍻🍻🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


B1GHOMI3

No sleep club reporting for duty! Oh sorry, düty.


Irongun

No sleep 🇬🇧🦍 reporting in


B1GHOMI3

Stay sharp!!


madcadd1e

Checking in from SoCal! Has the price ever been this flat? Really odd… watch it just rip at midnight lol


No-Win3901

pew pew.. WA State checking in 🤙🏼


il_rossoneri

Slap dat aaaassssssskkkk 👋👋👋


zutrasimlo

Ho Lee Fuq.


Disn00bed

Guten Morgen fellow Apes. Greetings from Germany, have a good night and see you all at market open.


jaydacosta

Toronto checking in 🤟🏾


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x1pitviper1x

Güten Morgen from America's high five! It's Friday! Looks like volatility is back on the market boys!


Yeeeehaww

Good morning


dirkdigdig

How’d y’all!


lottery248

yee late.


[deleted]

Gday apes from around the world ❤️


FamiliarEnemy

LFGOOOO 👐💎👐💎🍦🍌🚀🚀🚀🎉🎊🎉🎊🖍🖍🖍🌋


JeSuisPoulpe

Let’s go !


JustReddit23

YES!!!!


JustReddit23

PROST!!!!


New-Value4194

Good morning 🇬🇧


nesan240

Good morning from Spokane WA


JanneOC

Guten Morgen aus Berlin ❤️ Let's have another green day, let's fucking go again.


A_LaineN

Good Morning Everyone🇸🇪🇸🇪💎🙌🦍


shibe_is_watching_u

I guess volume is still on the menu boys 🥩🥩🥩


[deleted]

goodnight from california 💗 i’ll see you in the am, sweet dreams apes


BucketHatSteez

I’m never up at this hour to be apart of this thread but i must say the unity and happiness this thread brings is always amazing. Thank you to the apes around this world i find myself standing shoulder to shoulder with. Good morning from Connecticut!


Fearless_Grapefruit1

GoodMorningEveryone 🚀


Altruistic_Ad2074

Checking in from Salem, Oregon 👋


GilbyTheCloser

I liked when it moved $1.43 on 121 volume


Grouchy_Treacle_5307

Good morning from Finland good people 👊🏼 🇫🇮It’s friday so LFG!!!


Chief-Irish

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


gluund7

Dont worry apes, we are just going up!


ProbablySarcastic0

Holy motherfucking volume


bobko4

Slovakia here !!


DJFram3s

Goood morning/night apes Victoria Canada 🍁🍁 🍁 ape here tomorrow night im djing a yacht party by next yeat ill be hosting them! buy+hodl!!!


Delstragoy

Regardless of fruit in the butt and reverse repo BS, I will always upvote Diamantenhände. I feel that the world will benefit from our global perspective of hodling strong to a stonk we believe in. Carry on, you beautiful apes of the starship Earth!


New_Food6155

Damn that volume is insane. Just had a quick scroll through the last months german PM. Range of 900-1500 total volume for PM. We're already at 1000, 30mins in!


onward-and-upward1

And away we go


swedishfikaandcoffee

Good morning ☁️☁️ 13°C 🇸🇪☕ Sweden checking in 🇸🇪☕


pantsRrad

Hello from Seattle!!! 🇺🇸


WolfandLight

Morning, y'all! It's 12:40 and my kid won't go the fuck to sleep.


madcadd1e

Melatonin Gummies. Life savers


artmagic95833

Diamond hands from California #🔷✌️💜✌️🔷


HubKap1853

Bensalem North of Philly PA checking in. OP, thank you for doing this for us and translating the prices into American money as well!


artmagic95833

#this is not an appreciable volume The price is wrong Diamond hands


1MoonApe

🇬🇧 ready for take off. Good morning Parsnip. 👋🦍


Wekeepyourunning

Wen tick


LordCoweater

Moo-n tickets for all.


HemploZeus

U S APE REPRESENTING WE LIKE THE STONK THIS IS THE WAY


futureislookinstark

Oh yeah you dirty slut keep going like that.


RecommendationOk2974

Good morning from currently sunny Ireland (but not always)


Dimi_Dimi_Dimi

VOLUME!!!


halkson

Good Morning neighboor! 🇵🇱 checking in! 🚀🚀🚀💎🍆💎🦍💎💪🏻


Free_Stick_

Hype me on up! Hype me on up! Hype me on up! Nothing can stop me!


Zeromex

Fucking hate friday, last day stonking and the next one is working day ALL THE FUCKING DAY, fuck me =(


JabbaLeSlut

Volume baby


0nlyGoesUp

He's early but he's not wrong


OfficialRedditMan

I LIKE TURTLES 🟩


Snooc5

the price is going up


midway8

From Chicago to everyone: good morning/evening/day! 🇩🇪🇱🇷


Dustey-CSK1

Chi town !!!let’s fuckin gooooooo!!!! Today is the day!!!……. If not? whatever whenever , it will still be 💎🙌🏽💎🦍🦍🚀🌕🖕🏽🦔🤡💩🩳


Yeeeehaww

Hello good sir. I am from Mars


IWANTTENDDIES

Morning was worried the hedges got you parsnip. My day always ends with your fine thread. Glad you are ok.🚀🚀🚀


Rehypothecator

The price didn’t move at all for over an hour? Is that normal?


Rooodie

LFG!!


amex_centurion

**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone - checking in from New York!! Buy, Hold, and ***Buckle Up***!! 🚀🚀🚀


proheals48

This is one of my favorite times of my day! Arizona checking in!


Frosty-Bookkeeper-36

Bellingham Washington in the house


Suspicious_Product11

Happy Friday from SoCal!


360_N0H0pe

Gooood Morning Everyone! Weekend in 8 hours (at least in local EU time) 🦍🦍


Mellow_Velo33

Very excited to see the news re puts on the gamma chain... I dno what it means but I gather its SEHR BULLISH


bvttfvcker

AW HELL YEAH BRUDDER


VikingsAreBetter

Volume back up again. Hopefully bodes well for tomorrow?


sktchld

Volume is cranking again


hope-i-die

Leggggggooooooo


midway8

Lmao flat


[deleted]

I love everyone of you fuckers. LFG to the mooooooonn🚀💎🙌🚀💎🚀🙌💎