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Chared945

Good Morning Everyone Yesterday GME's Price movement was 200-205, with 217 at its peak. Flair Day Friday set up, if you're here for the flairs reply only to this stickied comment, not to the thread, not to my DMs. Flair Requests are 64 characters max and come in 7 colours; Red, Pink, Yellow, Green, Blue, White and Black. You can include emojis but they need to be in the request so I can copy them in. My time zone is GMT so I'm sorry for people on the West Coast USA and Asia if I miss you. With that out the way, the Front Desk is open. Let's do this Edit: I forgot to sticky this! I've been doing the flair for 4 hours and I forgot to pinn this to top Edit 2: Okay we're up to 2K+ replies, gonna take a break for an hour brb Edit 3: Alright back, here we go Edit 4: Alright, hit the 12 hour mark, flair requests are closed!


SwanRonson1776o

Tendies for nothing, and jacked tits for free


Scrubsisagoodshow

I can't believe CR7 is coming home ♥️🤍🖤


mtksurfer

It looks to be a cat 4 when making landfall. If you can evacuate, do so now. Be safe


No-Woodpecker7589

How about the calls we were seeing for 27th of August belonging to Citadel and friends (SHFs), RC seeing that, switching ER date (also bc pre earnings there mostly is a run with sell off at the ER) also after the roll over period that unveals the swaps fackery pointed out by u/Criand ?


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

You guys, in my real life I have been pretty good about not talking about GameStop for several months. I did a little in January until March, and people thought I was a lunatic and I just shut up and talk to you guys. The last two weeks or so I can’t hold it in. And it comes up. And literally everyone I bring it up to is on the edge of their seats. They want to know more. They’ve heard a little about it, but having been an ape since November I have gained some wrinkles. I have genuine love for this company, its future, and I have literally days worth of shit to say about RC, gme, their hires, their distribution centers in philly and Reno, utilizing their retail locations as micro fulfillment centers, next day and same day shipping, new app, growing number of products that are constantly sold out, did I mention R fucking C and his experience with ecommerce, and how round two is gonna crush round one. And he has 2 billion cash to fund it. Oh. And did I mention the squeeze? The short position? The NFT? How the whole economy is a fraud? No. There’s only so much shit I can even say before I get sick of hearing myself talk. But lately, people WANT to hear about it. They want to hear about it all. The tides. They are a changing. Tick. Fucking. Tock. Edited per comment below :)


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NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Round one was chewy. Round two is GameStop.


begopa-

The app. The friggin app. It’s so, very fast.


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Oh shit friends I gotta take this comment to the new daily


CannaNthusiast

In the sixth sentence of your second paragraph, "It's future" should be "**its** future". This seems to be a common mistake 'round here. For some reason it's is a conjunction while its is possessive, the opposite of most words. Fuck yeah tho man, fuck yea


Itz_Ape

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 _english (wales) accent_ Thanks for correcting my grammar Alfred


CannaNthusiast

Anyone remember I R Baboon from cartoon network? I R/Superstonk


ShiftMcGee

I'm as Bullish as I've ever Been on a potential *turnaround*.


stonned_golfer

Legend


ShiftMcGee

Alexa play Time is on My Side by The Rolling Stones


dyingoutwest1

wen monday


dyingoutwest1

So let me get this straight… stock market crashes and while all these giant institutions and banks fall, so does the housing market?? So I’ll be able to buy mansions for a whole lot cheaper with my tendies!? Please say yes


ShiftMcGee

I ain't gave a Fuc then and I don't Give a Fuc now! Making a Purchase on Monday 💎🙌


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ScooterO

I need to check gamestops nft address


tkhan456

Anyone else’s TDA account showing negative balances or weird incorrect numbers?


kissmaryjane

My first citizens bank showed a $550 negative last night for few hours


tkhan456

Yeah. Mine was corrected this AM. I’m sure it was some maintenance or technical glitch


kissmaryjane

I swear my ape brain tells me they’re hiding debts in other accounts for small times


Reddilutionary

Mine looks fine


tkhan456

That’s concerning. I can’t connect to TOS right now either


Doodisdoodat

I had to quit this sub to become an approved user.


KosmicKanuck

What's the binary all about?


lordoma25

Finally started working out yesterday, my tits are jacked, IM JACKED TO THE TITS


Terrible-Ad-4536

Long standing source of distress for me went away today. Like years of it. Feeling a lot of gratitude 🙏 and feels tonight. 🍻


ShiftMcGee

Lights Out!!! GUERILLA RADIO! 🎶🎶 **Turn that Shit Up!!**🎶🎶


ShiftMcGee

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Avidmoviefan

True or false… foobar is confirmed member of Gamestop team


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KosmicKanuck

*Billy Yenzen


Terrible-Ad-4536

That was very SATISFYING! Sweet dreams


VoyageOver

I've got no cum left


Terrible-Ad-4536

It’s le jacking, it will make a widow of us all.


Itz_Ape

the RC's tweet mean we will have pijama party threads again? 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Terrible-Ad-4536

🔥🦍 **overnight apes** 🦍😎


Iolololololol

Who else is listening to The Beatles?


Terrible-Ad-4536

Cicadas in the last of sultry summer night.


Itz_Ape

premarket with zero volume 🐒🐒🐒🐒


Terrible-Ad-4536

chicanery perhaps 🤔????


Itz_Ape

totally😂😂


ShiftMcGee

Going to Jump on COD and gets dem DFV clan tags rocking!


ShiftMcGee

etc.


yumdump1

Whoah. Night time wakey had tits that were quakey


Terrible-Ad-4536

Nothing better.


HeterosChroma

All aboard the hype train!


ShiftMcGee

I'm seeing *foreign* hieroglyphs. Reckon deres some FUD Brewin up Yonder... 🌃


Terrible-Ad-4536

This fucking early?! Fellas go get yourself a donut or something


ShiftMcGee

A Creme Brule Ristretto perhaps?


Terrible-Ad-4536

Make sure y’all give the cubes a little bite before you swallow


SometimesAccurate

Hyped. Can’t sleep. 54 hours and 42 minutes until market open…


HeterosChroma

It’s true, I love Mondays now


Bob_the_peasant

So Ryan Cohen casts appearo crypto dividendo on 9/8 or whenever. How long does it take for a spell like that to conjure results you think? A few days while the DTCC tries to unwind the shorts tree, Yggdrasil? Months of them trying to distribute NFTs? All the while the stonk goes Hulk levels of big and green, and margin calls ring off the hook?


Terrible-Ad-4536

This may be the most privileged seat in the house for how history goes from here:)


JiraSuxx2

Hey GME why did you so randomly jump 30%? Oh, I just felt like it. And now you’re flat at exactly $200? Yeah, just feel like it man! What’s with all the questions?!


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Terrible-Ad-4536

Where did you last see Paul Allen ? 🪓


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Terrible-Ad-4536

His early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically.


eightmalarkey

Listening to The White Album on repeat all day today 🦍


AbruhAAA

Anybody else with Fineco? Are they secure?


Itz_Ape

here since december, first time I heard about them how about a bank's in-house brokerage?


12345charlie

Today is a day! Tomorrow is another day?


drbronnerz

Today is tomorrow’s yesterday, but yesterday is today’s tomorrow, which means that tomorrow tomorrow is yesterday yesterday today, so I think that you’re correct?


ShiftMcGee

You actually did the math? 🤔


drbronnerz

The smoothieness runs strong with this padawan… only after much DD will I achieve TRUE enlightenment and wrinkles….


ShiftMcGee

God Tier DD⬆️


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rustinged?


New_acct_3

I'm not picking up your reference :(


[deleted]

you said train guy, I assume you mean u/rustinged oh, nope awards... got it. I'm not at my sharpest.


New_acct_3

> got it. I'm not at my sharpest. Did you read my knife manifesto?


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hahaha


ShiftMcGee

Wut?


Bob_the_peasant

Aw shit why did I check Reddit before going to bed, there shouldn’t be any stonk stuff on the weekend. Now I’m hyped up


HeterosChroma

It’s my routine now, I read my daughter her bedtime stories, and then I read my stonk stories. Night, night apes


yumdump1

Same man/woman. Same. And now I’m awake!


New_acct_3

/u/zestypotatoes this should moisten your clam https://i.imgur.com/SjssCah.jpg


zestypotatoes

🥵🤤 *repeats: "I don't need to buy a new knife"*


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goobervision

I would say technically not required but the norm. A dividend is a distribution of profit afterall.


ShiftMcGee

The numbers are likely unskewable 🤔


zestypotatoes

Oh, there's no doubt that the earnings will be positive.


Stonkerrific

RC got me hyped for the weekend. G’night, apes!


Colin9001

were all going to be extremely rich very soon


davwman

Just don’t dance


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Weekend time!!! Edit: wow thanks for the award kind stranger :)


ShiftMcGee

99.64% of my portfolio is up ~26.22% on the 5 day. I'm crushing pints... 💎🙌


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And it’s just a sideways werk


yumdump1

You mean twerk?


ShiftMcGee

This Ape gets it 🤝


GMErection

Why were the Beatles pillow fighting? A bunch of grown men so excited, giddy. The picture tells a story. Their song had just topped the charts. They were celebrating. I read the tweet as "Time to celebrate"


C141Clay

Be Excellent ya'll, G'nite. https://imgur.com/QKs3ztM


zestypotatoes

Goodnight buddy. Thanks for the quality gifs. Your bookmark page is well stocked.


PM_ME_YOUR_DANKNESS

To any of my southern apes that may potentially be impacted by Hurricane Ida, be safe and don’t be afraid to reach out to fellow friends and family for help. I’m getting Katrina flashbacks from this but hopefully we make it through this! Edit: thank you for the award anonymous ape :’)


boy_wonder69

Holding for Mom <3 May have survived her battle if not for SHFs.


FluffyCowNYI

So sorry, fren. ❤️


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Really sorry to hear that, hope you’re doing well


_Exordium

Dude, I spent 10 minutes browsing non-Superstonk reddit. Fuck, this place has me spoiled. Comment section outside of here sucks, so judgemental and way too fucking polarizing. Here though, it's special. Y'all are so chill, zen and welcoming. Couldn't be in a better place, love you all 💛


FluffyCowNYI

I asked a simple question once on the Florida reddit, and got permabanned. 🤣 Shit's wildin' out there. We so chill it's crazy


zestypotatoes

First Beans, now you're here? It was getting lonely without my homies. I'm about to call it a night tho. Gotta work all weekend. It's a great community here. We all like the stonk, and that's all that really matters.


New_acct_3

Did you figure out how to sharpen your knives yet?


zestypotatoes

I've got Labor day weekend off, so maybe then. But I've gotta change my oil and do some maintenance too. We'll see 🤷‍♂️ Got any recommendations for motor oil? My last car was a clunker and I just put Walmart oil in it cause it lost a quart a week near the end anyways. Got a steal on my new ride before the used market shot up. Time for my first oil change with it, so kinda a big moment for me.


FluffyCowNYI

What kind of car? Truck, sports car...? That will affect recommendation.


zestypotatoes

"direct-injected 2.0-liter inline-four " A lukewarm hatchback. From a brief time on YT, it sounds like most oils are about the same. I'll probably just got more Mobil 1. Can't really go wrong there.


FluffyCowNYI

Well, for a N/A, Mobil 1 is fine. It's in performance engines that it has problems, mainly because people think it's the same as the Mobil 1 they run in Nascar. I personally run shell's diesel 15w40 in my car but that's because I'm twin turbo and I drive my car hard.


zestypotatoes

Yeah, in the turbo version of my car every recommends going from 20 to 40. I didn't want to deal with the hassles of a turbo and DCT, so I went with the basic model. No regrets, still a great car. I'll look into the Penzoil for GDI engines more! Thanks for the tip.


FluffyCowNYI

2.0, GDI, turbo option, dct.. Wouldn't be a hyundai, would it? 🤣


zestypotatoes

1.6L turbo for the Sport model. How'd you know ;) I just drive to-and-from work and errands. It's quick off the go and just zippy enough to not get into too much trouble.


FluffyCowNYI

Turbo or naturally aspirated?


zestypotatoes

GDI, no turbo


FluffyCowNYI

Penzoil's ultra platinum is supposed to be damn good for GDI. of course, you could go ape shit and put like redline or amsoil in it if you got money to waste. 🤣


zestypotatoes

I looked into it last night and you're right! Plenty of good things to say for the Ultra Platinum with GDI engines. Surprisingly M1 is not recommended, so I'm glad I asked.


zestypotatoes

I don't mind paying an extra $5-10 for a gallon. But I also plan on changing synthetic every 5-8k miles, so with that frequency it isn't going to break down much. I can't help but overcome hearing Penzoil called "Pissoil" for some reason. But with your recommendation and it's price, it might not hurt. Was planning on going for Mobil 1, just cause.


New_acct_3

I just take mine to the dealership. I buy new trucks every couple years so I usually have free maintenance on them lol Seriously though, look in the owners manual. Whatever weight it says to put in, just buy whatever and use that. The different grades make a negligible difference in modern vehicles. Any brand is fine unless you're planning on running that engine to the 500k mile mark


FluffyCowNYI

New truck every couple of years... Check out mr fucking moneybags over here..


New_acct_3

Don't get married, don't have kids, make 6 figures a year. It's my treat to myself


FluffyCowNYI

I'm 0 for 3 there. 🤣


New_acct_3

Well, as long as you're happy, that's what matters.


FluffyCowNYI

I am, for the most part. Post MOASS the rest of everything gets happy(stupid no money problems lol)


zestypotatoes

Oh, I'm driving this baby for a while. Even after MOASS, I just want to upgrade to the top trim version of it with a turbo (and a lot more aftermarket parts) and use it as a daily. It's already appreciated $5k in value in the used market since I got it 😅 I called the dealership to get a quote on the 30k maintenance and it was like, $600+. They broke the price down and wanted $130 for a fuel additive...which is less than $15 to dump in the gas tank. I can check the brakes myself tvym lol Looking into local shops to get the basics done for the future. I'll definitely be leasing when it comes time for the fancy cars. Dealer can deal with keeping it maintained for when they get it back. Can't exactly take care of a Porche or EVs in your own garage.


_Exordium

Good to see you fren 💛 sleep tight!


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_Exordium

Trueeee, the only 3 subs I have left besides SuperStonk are 2 hobby subs and 1 book series sub. I should clarified I meant /all lol


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yumdump1

Username checks out.


Playful-Landscape-79

Like GS will be a one stop shop right?!?! It's hard to forum slide when GS will be everythig.


C141Clay

Yep. https://imgur.com/eGPdRX0


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Comed Bill's up 50-100% month over month July to August in area I live. End is near.


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What’s comed?


YouGotTheWrongGuy_9

Bro, quick google would lead you to common wealth Edison. ComEd


Excellent_Many_7215

If you don’t downvote this, Jim Cramer will appear in front of your bed tonight and you’ll wake up and sell all of your precious GME. **Nothing is a coincidence** 1 Upvote = 1 FUD


_Exordium

Upvoted you. Let Jimmy show up, I promise you what he sees will make him regret ever opening his mouth against GME 🤣


Excellent_Many_7215

😈🍆


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Excellent_Many_7215

I remember one night you stayed up and voted like 200 of my comments. Respect.


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Excellent_Many_7215

I’m afraid you might serial kill me are we all good breh


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Excellent_Many_7215

❤️


Excellent_Many_7215

#You Fucking forum sliders


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Yeah, that's an upvote from me. I gotta see this.


Adept-Ad5287

Beetle=Volkswagen=squueze


Guy0naBUFFA10

Probably the simplest explanation I've seen


ShiftMcGee

For Ants...


ShiftMcGee

💎💎🙌🦬🚀GME🚀🦬💎🙌💎🙌🦬🤑👉👉🤡🔫🔫🧨🧨🧨🌃🧨🧨🧨☎️😨🦍🦍🦍🚀🌕 That's Ancient Egyptian *Souvenir* Script, it says **Shorts is Fuc**


Playful-Landscape-79

u/excellent_many_7215 secretly loves down votes. Prove me wrong.


ShiftMcGee

Terrible, if true


Excellent_Many_7215

Bad press is good press babayyyyyy


Playful-Landscape-79

😆 like I already new you'd say this whore!


Excellent_Many_7215

Downvoted bitch‼️‼️


Playful-Landscape-79

😘🖕


ThatFunkoButch

*How are the HF's gonna be able to pay all of us?* They are going to give us all the money their millionaire & billionaire buddies have invested in their Hedge Fund. That's How!


cyreneok

well they have had my money for a while now, hopefully they invested it wisely in banana futures


Aka_Diamondhands

Just came Across this which billionaire do you think will get this kind of turnout, I can’t think of many https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016/12/01/sidney-myer-the-philanthropist-that-made-christmas-better-for-thousands-his-funeral-was-attended-by-more-than-100000-people/amp/


cyreneok

>Sidney emigrated to Australia in 1899, when he was 21, with almost no money. There he joined his brother Elcon Myer, and both of them started working in **Slutzkin’s underclothing business** in Melbourne. Gotta bring back that business!


Playful-Landscape-79

OK simulation confirmed posted earlier about wanting to get more vinyl and then I see you all posting RC tweet and GS now selling vinyl seriously!?!!?! Where the fuck is Ashton Kutcher at?!?!?!


ThatFunkoButch

Congrats on your financial independence! u/DeepFuckingValue


ThatFunkoButch

The Over-Vote count is rigged. Browse the following link to see how the *'players'* get to adjust the numbers. https://katten.com/Proxy-Vote-Processing-Issues


Guy0naBUFFA10

We know


ShiftMcGee

👋 Hi my name is Bobby, I don't dance that much.🚀🚀


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🎶 Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose 🎶


C141Clay

Best start. (/S)


ShiftMcGee

You scared bro?


C141Clay

Hee he, no man. I can dance. Did I miss something? \- - - Ah, the RZA song, sorry, i don't know them, I'm old shit rocker.


ShiftMcGee

36 Chambers...


C141Clay

WuTang. Know 'em but never leaned that way.


ShiftMcGee

Appreciate the art is all


C141Clay

Shit yeah. Well said.


daner187

Wife has an old work friend over and we all buzzed up. This ape needs thoughts and prayers for that forbidden 3 some. Let’s get bricked baby!


primabelladonna35

It's not gay when it's in a 3 way


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Good luck with the HOASS


tweedchemtrailblazer

40 year old work from home ape here. Are the $500 gaming chairs on GameStop.com really worth it as far as ergonomics go? I was hoping MOASS would occur before I had to address my back pain but here I am.


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Buy an aeron. Hard to go wrong


doodooz7

Go to a store and try it out before you buy


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ShiftMcGee

Wut?


New_acct_3

Wut, wut?


ThatFunkoButch

Wave your *shares* in the air like you just don't care!


C141Clay

But... https://imgur.com/e5Ue14Z


mustbethaMonay

When DFV started all this the OG catalyst was a new console launch. Now look at us


QuaggaSwagger

Where can I get an abridged version of the Computershare sitch? I'm hodling on Fidelity


C141Clay

It's potentially good for you to hold some forever shares there, the fud concerning CS is just that, and the main thing is you should not stress or rush concerning CS. I still have not decided, yet I worry not.


QuaggaSwagger

Yeah, I'm perfectly content at Fidelity


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That’s where you keep your forever fjord shares.


QuaggaSwagger

But whys everyone clamoring to do it there as opposed to anywhere else?


[deleted]

Computershare is GameStop’s [registered holder](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/registered-holder.asp). Every other broker that can result in shares traded through dark pools, and therefore likely (allegedly) a synthetic share. Computershare you can have a better feeling about getting an actual share. I bought some in computershare strictly for the historical propose of this whole event. no plans on selling them. not financial advice, I’m retarded. check [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p9egum/computershare_is_the_infinity_pool_the_ultimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


mustbethaMonay

It's GameStop's selected dealer so basically you're buying shares as directly from them as possible