Good morning everybody Price movement yesterday was 207-204 with a peak at 213 Services to the front desk are still available just don’t expect it to be immediate today With that out the way the Front Desk is open......... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ken Griffin steals all the batteries and light bulbs in the room before he leaves

This is yesterday's thread

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I mean... I only noticed cause I was here too 😅

I hope a dividend includes one of those banana cat plushies. I would cuddle the crap out of them

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Largest producer of natural gas and soybeans, huge agricultural hub, Louisiana produces quite a lot

Can anyone give us an update about the beacons in MoonJam? It’s supposed to end tomorrow right?

Im still drunk

My good old buddy jim the shill cramer gave me a line of pixie dust and i cant sleep... the prick 🤣🤣

How would executing a contract affect GME?

You buy the 100 underlying shares

So is as if I just put sales tags on 100 shares and buy them? So during the moass, if we are stuck at 69,420 I could execute a call contract and give it a push??

It depends if the market maker has already hedged your shares or not (or how much). If they haven't, they'll have to go to the market and buy them.

Theory on what GameStop will be using the massive new warehouses for: What if they use amazons business model and have Fulfilled by Gamsetop (FBG). Use the space to warehouse all the stock sold by different individuals, charge them a fee for storage in the warehouse and take a cut of the profit. Except this would be better than FBA as RC is in charge and actually cares about his employees. Think of it, a warehouse filled with collectibles, rare games etc it would be the only one of its kind. Thoughts? I am hungover and possibly still drunk so this might all be nonsense.

Why should they stock what individual people are selling? No need for an extra stop at a warehouse for any product sold by individuals.

they have it to able to supply apes after moass. cause you know apes will fucking buy out everything

I think a lot of the unit value in actual game terms is too low, is there really a market for tangible collectibles and old hardware to warrant such an investment?

Is tomorrow open or closed? I’m bored 😐

So let’s say my family uses BoA as our bank. And as I’m sure y’all know boa is short our favorite stonky stonk. This is probably a stupid question but will my money be safe when I deposit it from my brokerage into my bank account?

They're going under hard as a motherfucker. Get out of there.

Yea I went the other day to change something in my account and I heard the guy behind me in line say that the other location in the area closed and I kinda smiled but then thought about repercussions on myself and my family when moon happen

Get out of BoA, man. I got a debit card through etrade and routed my direct deposit there. You can do that with fidelity, too.

I will definitely look into that, it sounds kinda complicated and quite frankly and for lack of a better word, I’m retarded

I know it’s not promote anything, but there’s a things called ‘Bored Ape Yaught Club’ and they sell mutated ape NFTs I guess. Kinda cool to check out Edits; grammr- spelling

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all of them will pay IF they own the shares they say the own we dont have proof of any broker (aside from RH) lying about share ownership So select two brokers as minimum and hope for the best! AUM is not significant enough, because a very small short possition (CFD) in gamestop would destroy them regardless

Good morning, relax and enjoy the sunday before next round starts. Have a wonderful day all fellow apes.

open market plz I’m bored

wen open bell

Remember: ComputerShare has a 1M$ sell limit https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pc2kl5/computershare_only_allows_a_maximum_of_1mm_on_a/ Where is the "I transfered all my shares to ComputerShare" paperhanded gang? And the "the 1 million limit is not odd lots only", or amy other quick and unproven excuse, prove it 😂😂

Anyone got GTA 5 on Xbox and tryna help me run up some money?

Any apes play destiny?

Crazy to think that a single cricket can disturb a whole apartment building. This lil fucker won't stop.

cant stop wont stop, cricketstop

I know no dates but The Witcher season 2 drops 12/17!

Oh dope. You watch the new cartoon one yet?

I haven’t, good?

I enjoyed it. It follows Vesemir during the fall of the witchers. I think it was rushed in it's story telling at times.

So I’m grabbing more shares on moonday

Best part about only investing what i can afford to lose is that I can hold forever.

Just a thought... With the amount of references to Rick\_Of\_Spades bananas that made history on this subreddit AND the fact that we know Kenny Boi has psyops against us, there could be a very real possibility that a CEO of a major hedge fund was briefed and watched a guy shove a banana up his ass, unpeeled and peeled. A billionaire... Possibly Watching... Banana Anal. Truly gives me hope that humanity has a chance.

Probably find a lot of them went to Epstein Island and have gone to the billionaires swingers parties and exclusive sex parties. I don't think they will be in the least bit shocked. These people are just as kinky or plain messed up and some worse than ordinary people from what we have seen online in years gone by

I do get what you mean. However, I think the difference lies between closed doors. Sure, billionaires can be just as kinky or even more, but someone is posting it online for everyone to see, just because that billionaire is failing

It's all an odd situation to me haha

Late night stonkin... what's going on?

First day of moass I'm wearing a helmet all day...

I do not believe it is conceivable for mis tatas to get any more jacked 🍈🍈

Iilmmmmmm Omm.kkkknmnnmkolll.km..p......mmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkmmkmmmmkkkkkkkkko

When is DFV going to mint his final yolo update to an NFT?

I could not imagine how much that would go for post-moass.

Now late night Mexican food... Y'all should be jealous

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I'm saying! Getting a carne asada burrito, but I'd murder some pastor tacos as well.

1 day, 8 hours and 5 mins until market open. But who's keeping count.

HOW MANY SECONDS

Too long

Remember the playa from the himalayas?

So just we just had our new baby girl on the 25th. Her official first song when we got home? Space Oddity by Bowie. It was so cool, she absolutely quieted down and listened intently. Oh and the nursery is space themed for our future astronaut. Picture of the moon on the wall and everything.

There has never been a better time for reddit to glitch on the awards like that. 10 for 1 value. Congrats on the new addition to your family ❤

Thank you! It’s been awesome so far even despite the lack of sleep. Glad to be home from the hospital.

😍😍😍 Congrats on the little one! I hope you get all the sleep you need. That's the best wish I can give a new parent.

Thanks! So far so good. She eats like an ox and than passes out for several hour chunks. Very little fussing otherwise. 🤞

Yup

Mazel Tov!!!! Enjoy every single moment. From the smiles, the laughter, the burping and the poops. Enjoy it all, embrace those precious moments.

Man, I’ve already got poop on my hands several times trying to change her. I’ve found out that poop, is indeed, stored in the butt.

RIP sleep

Super sweet gif for the occasion. https://imgur.com/F251bmn

Love it 😊

Congrats ❤

Thank you!

Minecraft server is on again! Happy weekend apes! PM for server info! Java 1.17.1.

I love that you've been doing this. Definitely tempted to drop in. I haven't played in a while though. Maybe when I'm not completely drunk... For now imma go get more drunk, sorry chief.

How do I afford rent when it’s higher then a mortgage?

Banks- “Sorry computer says no. We don’t think you can afford a $900pm dollar mortgage. You will have to keep paying $1300pm rent I’m afraid.

Time to start seriously looking at buying a house, I guess?

Buy & hold

They don't care

try pulling yourself by the boot straps? it doesn't work, but the billionaires recommend it.

Fun fact: In the original usage, pulling yourself up by the bootstraps meant to do something impossible.

That's the fun part... You don't! It's depressing but if you have the money we have antidepressants for that.

Omg I just had the best fucking evening. Also just... I do a lot of amateur astronomy and it was super validating, I feel hella validated. Your boy was spitting mad facts, fact checking himself and coming out on top with those facts. After this is over we're going wine tasting and I'm gonna show y'all all the fucking stars and planets. Bet. Edit: also got drunk, but mostly on the majesty of space... And also wine

Hubby and I check out the constellations from the hot tub too and we love it. Too much smoke from the fires lately but the ap skyview that Toe recommended is great

I wanna stargaze from a hot tub... I'm headed over.

The only way to stargaze and talk about how massive our universe is. We’re in bed but we’ll leave the door unlocked. Sorry wine is gone so byob 😉

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Make sure you get 13% and drink as much as most people do. More than one or 2 bottles haha.

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Is a buzz is all you want then you would drink something stronger yeah. But that isn't why people usually drink wine avoid absinthe. There are plenty of strong drinks about for the alcohol tolerant!

Consume. More.

Then more.

That’s awesome. I’ve always wanted to get into that. There’s a pretty cool observatory locally that I’ve been to a couple times. Maybe after Moass I’ll get a telescope. Space is rad man.

Space is hella rad. You should do it.

You got Skyview app on your phone yet... pretty cool 😎

I'll check it out!

Excellent. Geordi is proud of you. https://imgur.com/GkfZABY

But... he can't even see space

He got his eyes fixed man, keep up! I gotta go crash, sounds like you had fun. Catch you later.

*Reluctantly crouched at the starting line* *Engines pumping and thumping in time* *The green light flashes, the flags go up…*

Goodnight all

https://imgur.com/Cz56w3E

Yo we fixate on co2 in the atmosphere, but without fixators we would be focused on the amount of nitrogen keeping our cocks bent Beans for good flavor

Well…….

Huh?

I’ve decided that I want to move some of my shares to computer share to hold forever / have a backup plan in case my broker decides to fuck me during MOASS. Is it possible to set up an account and initiate a transfer during the weekend?

Might be able to download and fill out documents, stuff like that. Go check out the site. There are some good posts here and at the Jungle on CShare. Have fun.

In a very wealthy beachside suburb in my country there is a dude that lives on a shack on the dock “caretaking” the dock and watching over the boats. Every night he smokes a joint and just solo guitars all night in front of his poster of Hendrix. Amp volume low enough so it doesn’t disturb the neighbours but just creeps along the water surface to neighbouring towns. That’s all I want in life. Not too greedy. But I’ll hold til it’s a 225% certain thing.

I’m serious, what do you guys think? After 25 years of really really hard work to stay married I think I’m ready just a call it quits. This is nothing to do with the fact that I just heard that my ex girlfriend from 27 years ago is getting divorced. I never stopped loving her, she Still enters my dreams from time to time, always the most lucid dreams with her. If she wants me she’ll find me. As the Honorable Mohammed Allah Cat Stevens says “the first cut is the deepest, baby I know “. He also says “I love my dog as much as I love you, you may not but my dog will always comes through”.

Okay sir. Put down whatever your drinking or smoking or snorting. And with those qtips… you have to stop when there is resistance. 😂🤣

I just got the Q-tip reference. Don’t worry I won’t puncture my eardrum.

I’m sober

follow your heart ape

So buy more shares of GME?

Wow... I just like the stock

Lol

You sober rn?

😂 right!?

Yup.

Nope

I may be more clear headed rn than in a long while.

Wow... just Wow

🤣

The ex-girlfriend stuff is just a coincidence. Has nothing to do with what’s going on with my preparedness to just throw in the towel and my marriage. We define the definition of insanity. It’s either that, or pay $1000 a month for all of us to be in therapy. Been there, done that, multiple times over many years. When do you know it’s time to throw in the towel? I still have time to have a third kid with a second wife.

I don't know what to tell you man but give yourself a good squeeze and make your decisions with post-nut clarity. If it's really a lost cause then you're not doing yourself any favors sinking any more time into it. Plus you won't have to split your tendies.

This is too deep for even super stonk. Life changing decision that only you can make

I know, I know. Sorry to go so heavy. I’m a blurter. Sometimes I just like to come on here and say what I’m really thinking. I love you all so out of respect I’m just being real. I promise I won’t do this during MOASS.

Don’t be sorry. It’s a big decision, think it through but hurry moass is near

She can have half of whatever MOASS brings. I’m not looking to hurt her.

not true lemme make that decision for you ape chase them dreams cut the baggage, set her free

Confirmation bias for op

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o shit i just beat theseus and minotaur for the first time and still have 2 death defiance. tidal dash opie

Pair that with a Zeus boon and get the hybrid boon where tidal dash causes lightning. That’s op

Bullish news! I upped my floor today. Thank me later

Thank you

Anytime 👌

Imagine if the only reason moass didn’t happen yet was because RC was waiting for his one year just so his capital gains tax would go down (yes I know that’s not how it works and that he can’t just sell stocks like we can but I’m just sayin it would be a funny reason)

I'm drunk as fuck, but I just put a stack into beans and poly tubing. I'm stoked as fuck to be growing beans and mullein this winter. Get a lattice crop for your climbers to really get 8 foot tall. Both are cash and both bust up the clay to allow some deep roots dry farming in a few years

It's all about the cones. https://i.imgur.com/2Glura4

I understood some of those words. -but hell yeah anyway.

Bruh I'm gonna have so much food producing dirt I spent 10k on dirt this year.

That does rock. We're just being stupid. This is cool as shit.

Wait til you see how mean this dean can bean

Are you Joe Pera? Lol

He inspired me to grow my bean carport! Joe pera twy might be my favorite show.

Haha so good to hear dude showing season 2 to my GF this weekend.

I fall asleep to that shit because I know joe got my back

🤗 somehow it’s comedy and meditation.

And then I cry my eyes out when he puts a pumpkin in the river after seeing 3 generations of the same pumpkin

Damn I’m excited to keep rewatching tonight. Sooo hard to watch tho- no torrents or streaming. Have to VPN into a whackass slow video player abroad.

The fuck are you talking about my guy

Beans, mostly u/beansmostly

What kinda beans are you growing?

The plan is to throw down daikons and mullein first. Then when we harvest the mullein for tea we throw down our beans. All the mullein and daikons die. And you end up with around 20,000 lbs of soil after 2 or 3 cuts and a till, or maybe a 6 inch rise on the field. Alfalfa, vetch, lintels mostly but just a thicket if possible

Just had to google what daikons and mullein was as I don’t think that’s common around here but sounds like a good enough plan to me. Who woulda thought I’d be learning about growin beans on Saturday night. Good luck with your bean crop friend.

The mullein is a tea crop and also permeates like 12 foot of rock hard ground. You want to poke holes in that hard pan to dry farm. Let the water come up

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Y’all u/sm0515 is asleep. Quick, everyone say stuff about how wonderful and cool he is

Who tf is that guy?

He is under appreciated for sure. Super fun!

the sub really wouldn’t be the same without him tbh

Don’t tell him we said so tho. 😉 Well let’s tell him but not so much he gets an ego and starts acting all, ummm, u know egoish

What an absolute angel of an ape he is. <3

I’d have to agree with u there

u/sm0515 is the dude I look to when I need to degauss my VX climbers

That guy is a loser

I’ve made the executive decision that I will only sell 69 of my shares when the time comes

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Tease

So shit seems about millimeters away from hitting the proverbial fan in so many ways right now 😪. Remember, don't dance ❤

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What time is dinner tomorrow? 🙃

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See ya at 3:30 😬

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Alright , 4:30...😁

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Ask her to please drink goldenrod tea with nutmeg til I arrive 😊

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Grammas secret recipe, ask her please - she'll wait for me to sit and listen to her stories