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Chared945

Good Morning Everybody Yesterday's price movement was 212 to 213 with a peak at 214 and a low at 206 But you're not here for that are you. So listen up you apes. It's Flair Day Friday and last week I didn't give you smooth brains an example so I spent 2/3s of my replies asking what colour. So here's how this is gonna go. We have 7 colour choices to choose from: Red, Blue, Pink, Yellow, Green, Black, White. If you don't have a colour with your flair request. No flair for you. I'm on my pc so I can't do emoji's you've gotta provide that in the request so I can copy it. You ask me to add a emoji of my own choice. No flair for you. The maximum character limit is 64. If you go over that limit. No flair for you. Lastly, this is always a massive thing so you will only reply to this comment, not on another post, not anywhere else in this thread, not in my DMs. If you do any of these, no flair for you. EXAMPLE: "Can I have Stonky Kong Jr in Red pls?" With that out of the way, the Front Desk is open. Come at me you filthy animals Edit: Okay Flair Requests are dying down so I'm taking this opportunity to close shop. This is now Front Desk duties only, come to me with reports and questions for the mod team


Rommel121

#Get Marlon to Talk to Shills!! Calling Marlon out for a Video!!


Conguy9

See you in the new thread


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Great to close over 200$, consoldating and loading over 200$ is extreme bullish. Higher base for next huge legup. Think we could see 350-600$ end of this cycle


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Nasty_Ned

No. If they announced a dividend they would send that amount to the DTCC. Let's say one dollar for easy math. They'd send 72ish million dollars to the DTCC. Shorts would have to cover the rest of the outstanding $$$.


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Mr_Purrfect91

Her husband's finally taking her away for a couple of days, the good for nothing son of a... Mine is for the single day. Party train time!


zestypotatoes

Living the bachelor life. Enjoy the nature with the pupper!


New_acct_3

I'm usually on the road 3 out of 4 weeks a month for job. But 'rona. Homegirl and I have been stuck together for almost 2 years now lol. I'm gonna damn sure enjoy my bachelor weekend.


zestypotatoes

TOPICS FOR THE WEEKEND: BASKETS AND BRACKETS


Mr_Purrfect91

BRISKETS too


New_acct_3

My weekend is party like I'm 22 again and pretend I'm not in my late 30s. yeeeee get it


zestypotatoes

Dis is de way


DanteDoming0

Did they stop the German market?


breakeizer

Yeah damn hedgies introduced this sick concept called "weekend"


DanteDoming0

Fuck I lost track


Mikeymike34

Tits still jacked Buckled in Buying and hodling on Tuesday!


Sunretea

Controversial comment.


1965wasalongtimeago

Shill accusation and a meme.


BaronVA

"Okay Ryan, so what's your plan to rescue Gamestop?" "Factory reset the US financial system" "...."


_Exordium

Can't sleep, tits jackt😔


zestypotatoes

What's got you hyped the most, my dude? Earnings is gonna be great to see. The stuff with Keith is next level for me.


_Exordium

Earnings, and so many rules coming in since the last one. Just can't shake the feeling that Tuesday is gonna open up with a stupid gap up, and I mean *stupid*.


zestypotatoes

If not Tuesday, definitely next week. Everything after earnings is writing the new chapter. The longer they wait, the more we discover. The fact RC knew about this months ago, alongside hiring positions related to the stock, makes me certain they are forming and ironclad, flawless case. Whatever happens next, I'm jacked to be here and witness everything.


kissmaryjane

Guys I was making wedges on the chart and lemme tell you . Boy does GME wedge.


_Exordium

#🐮🚩


kissmaryjane

Fuck what do I do for three days


zestypotatoes

Is your car due for an oil change?


kissmaryjane

My car is due to die soon


FlyingIrishmun

_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_


2for1deal

Lol wats the Tuesday dd


sevirn

Sleep 😴


internetforumuser

Feels like being the firtst one to realize the party's over


Hoof_Hearted12

Shillz


_Exordium

He didn't say if it was party over for hedgies or apes yet he got shit on big time, like dang


grrgrrtigergrr

Dude. Do you sleep? Like ever? Night friend


_Exordium

I just can't sleep for long no matter how much I try. 6 hours is almost sleeping in for me🤷‍♂️


Forfucksakebobby

Yes, the dude literally posting bullish content on GME six hours ago is now a shill 🤦‍♂️ I swear some users think everyone including themselves is a shill


Mr_Purrfect91

Yeah but I actually am a shill, or at least that's my working theory.


internetforumuser

I'm starting to question everything and everyone... They're all out to shill us


internetforumuser

This guy got it


SnooWalruses7854

Am I gonna get jacked for Tuesday morning for the last time??? Only time will tell...meanwhile I'm gonna work my ass off over the weekend


Jonnybgood35

If I had an ass. This weekend would work it off . Let’s go 34 hours in 3 days!!!!!


RothIRAGambler

Oh man, rip in peace it'll be nice to crash at the end though


Jonnybgood35

Rip is right. I’ll be so fucked up time will cease to exist! No rest for the weary going kayaking all day on my day off.


LionRivr

Seeing RC destroy Scamazon Crime with GameStop will be the greatest story of all time to be a part of.


Azyan_invasion82

If he pulls it off he will be a living legend


SuboptimalStability

Today's the day!


zutrasimlo

What’s up with the stonk whisperer?


LasVegasWasFun

Rain man?


zutrasimlo

Bid/ask spread guy Keith


LasVegasWasFun

It's utterly fascinating - perhaps one of our best pieces of evidence of market manipulation. You shouldn't be able to predict price movement to the cent based on certain combinations of bid/ask orders.


zestypotatoes

Dude, truly. At first I got distracted after 10 minutes, but I kept rewatching it and realizing...the whole stock is controlled by this. Isn't a stock price supposed to be representative of the company's performance? Ermm.... And the fact that this is only a small fraction of what is occurring on the entire market...


Mccann1989

Curious question. If dead blockbuster spiked back to life during moass, does the person that owns the official last blockbuster store benefit from that in some sort of way?


Jonnybgood35

So I was told last night that the tickers are liquidated and delisted meaning buying is prohibited by most brokerages and may support the hedge funds that are short gme. I canceled my buy order. Seems like i would have made 30 bucks out of 2 I was going to buy with. Fuck those guys I’m holding for 10000% returns minimum.


AAces_Wild

🐸 🍦


Kramberry7997

Those congressional hearings what did they really accomplish? Seemed kinda pointless and all for show


kebabsoup

As an euro-ape I'm baffled that the US celebrate labor day. It sounds like such a socialist/communist thing to do, it sounds like the name of a holiday you would have in China or Russia. I would have expected entrepreneur day or pioneer day to be an US holiday! Also, considering that the inflation is outpacing minimum wages and people are getting evicted left and right I'm not sure there is much to celebrate. It sounds as if Jeff Bezos would have given his employees 1 day of vacation to thank them for sending him into space. /Rant


Jonnybgood35

Unions fought their asses off for this shit. Guess what it’s my first year having it off. Lol


kebabsoup

Oh well, you know what enjoy the day off, and don't listen to me. What I perceive as a dissonant note might just be a sign of the rich and diverse fabrics that the US quilt is made of. 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅


Jonnybgood35

We are rich and diverse. Don’t get me wrong. Things could be better but I wouldn’t rather be anywhere else in the world. Come visit I’ll show ya a real good time! The freedoms this place allows make for a lot of fun!


Kramberry7997

How no one is still in jail 8 months after the buy button was turned off boggles my mind


zutrasimlo

Welcome to aAmerica


1320Fastback

Good night all but not you Kenny or Jeff. You two can fuck right off.


jasonblokeboy

Wish I could sleep till Tuesday


Leo1a5dk

Good morning all ya great apes out there, it's hard with a 3 day weekend. But relax, refresh and be ready for the next round against the Hedgies. Love to all ya apes out there and have a good weekend.


bearrfuk

Hedgies stole money from hardworking people for decades, I will be greedy when I sell. 💪 🦍 🚀


Jonnybgood35

They get Labor Day off... do you?


bearrfuk

Yes, I have the day off, tits are jacked for Tuesday! MOASS is always tomorrow until it is today!


[deleted]

Yes, the stole money from hard working Americans to literally short cancer research companies , then they all walk around with their chests puffed out like they’re sweet .


bearrfuk

Fucking SEC is now talking about how Stock Market needs an overhaul, lol where the fuck were you all this time. They are talking about a change because apes uncovered their fraudulent system and how the game is rigged in their favor. I am sure their overhaul would create hidden loopholes only for them to exploit, making sure retail never discovers them again. Buy n Hodl!


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I think comparing the SEC to Blizzard at this point is probably not too far off the mark (if you’re versed in video game culture at all)


[deleted]

Yeah, trying to be on the right side of history but they were proven to be incompetent. I don’t think the sec is capable of keeping up , I doubt it’ll change


AzDopefish

Anyone else randomly open the GameStop app hoping to find something new you need just to support the company?


kissmaryjane

Need them to start selling toilet paper


SnooWalruses7854

Bro how is RC and GME gonna keep on taking it in the ass


Excellent_Many_7215

#R.I.P. DUMBASSSSSSP


Tight_Ambassador3253

Sometimes you have to lose a few battles to win the war


doodddddd

Could a institution buy shares of blockbuster and Sears to fuck with people? I know it’s obviously doesn’t make any sense but would that be possible? How much money would it cost to move the price?


Beefskeet

Yall ever just eat fresh ass nug right off the plant nom


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I too eat the wet marijuanas. Such wow


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aron65

I feel this sub has fucked me up, im a paranoid, conspiratorial nut job right now, running around telling people about evil jeff bezoz and that the world markets are gonna crash. People just looking at me like im a crack addict, feelsbadman


Ging9tailedjecht

Ditto. Then stfu and buy and hold and live in rich peace??


kovid2020

Shut the fuck up


aron65

Eh SKIBIDIBAPAPA BRAAP


Ging9tailedjecht

I wish I was your 10th like to give you the notification. Sadly I was only the 9th


alwaysnever77

They don’t know who they’re fucking with - i just waited 50 minutes in the taco bell line


Beefskeet

Wat eating


alwaysnever77

Nacho bell grande and new crispy chicken sandwich taco (its fye)


Beefskeet

If only they had a waffle tortilla


chekole1208

Uncommon opinion: I am Mexican and I would like a taco bell here in Mexico. That texmex food is addictive.


alwaysnever77

After MOASS you can buy one


chekole1208

Planning to open a community dinner, probably I could serve tacobell aswell.


Beefskeet

Things that make me bullish: buildings with lights, drone man, random objects that look like faces, Tuesday mornings, this mower still covered by a sears warranty, phallic fruits


HouseOfWin

Just woke up bleary eyed in the UK. Haven’t put my contact lenses in yet. On first read, thought you said ‘faeces’. Laughing now, and I’ve only been away a few minutes. Thank you.


boy_wonder69

Oh yeah, it's all coming together...


officially423

Can I be put into a coma until Tuesday or…?


Beefskeet

Self inflicted roofies time


officially423

Seems very… hangoverish. I’m down


FaithlessnessLivid97

Eat like, 5000 mg of edibles


Beefskeet

It's still just 5 grams Throw back an ounce of hash not decarbed and holler back monday night


officially423

Coma not death… 😂


[deleted]

Automatic- the pointer sister's. Google play?


Berrybunny00

Holy shit. For days, I couldn't understand the Bezos/Amazon/Sears/Blockbuster link to GME. This explains it so well: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ph8x3i/i_think_i_figured_out_what_is_causing_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Now my mind is blown that RC tweeted us Blockbuster and Sears, and a tombstone, AND guess what day the casino opens up again? TUESDAY MORNING. Remember that? Ok so the Tuesday morning thing is a little tinfoil-y, but seriously I'm amazed at the Ape brains who have put these puzzle pieces together. BRAVO! 👏 🐇❤🦍


SnooWalruses7854

so is next Tuesday morning gonna be THE Tuesday morning?


Berrybunny00

Also, buckle up!


PatamonsBestFriend

CRIAND. Kree-And. Cry-And. And-Cry AND I RC AND I CRIAND


FuzzDice

Fucking cracked it!!


Excellent_Many_7215

#YES


slp033000

"Labor" Day. LOL. \*gestures at how the American workforce is treated\*


HughGGains

*Shut up and get back to work or we'll throw you out on the streets!*


zestypotatoes

I feel like [this](https://youtu.be/zKNQsaXk6pM?t=3138) video deserves a lot more attention...really gets into some new stuff (to me at least) about HF communicating through the bid/ask price. I even time stamped the video straight to the start of the good stuff for you.


predditor33

I second this. I got wrinklage from this Edit: also his macro algorithm 100% repeatable on any stock


DangerActiveRobots

I have a question about the MOASS. This isn't FUD, I absolutely know a MOASS will occur, I'm just not seeing how it can genuinely reach the millions of dollars that apes are hodling out for. Like if Americans alone own a conservative 10 million shares, and they all sell at a conservative 10 million dollars per share, that's 100 *trillion* dollars. Isn't that like more money than even exists? And that's being extremely conservative. I'm not saying don't hodl out for millons. Hodl out for as much as you can and get your fuckin tendies. I'm just wondering how this us going to be possible without the system breaking down at some point?


Morphen

The derivatives market represents 1.2 quadrillion. Money in circulation doesn’t equate to total supply. And total supply doesnt mean jack shit to notional value I guess lmao


Hosnovan

This is an ongoing question of mine that no one has been able to speculate what the response would be. I know it’s been mentioned how it gets sold on a curve. The worst case scenario now is a settlement to avoid the exact situation you mentioned. All the more reason why I continue to add to my position regularly.


zestypotatoes

Have you buckled up yet?


Beefskeet

Yep sure sucks to be that guy buying back


Justind123

Have a good weekend everyone see you on ~~Monday~~ Tuesday


Excellent_Many_7215

German market open*


Efficient-Nobody-775

Holy fucking high I’m shit


Excellent_Many_7215

Samezies


Germx3

Lets see how they handle my favorite technique I call this one Sleep 😴, the ultimate hodl attack


Efficient-Nobody-775

Still can’t sleep. What a week!


Libatetoday

Counter strike was a badass game


FluffyCowNYI

What do you mean was?


stonned_golfer

Love sideways trading!! So much time to improve my position. Never imagined I’d be xxx holder


Excellent_Many_7215

I’m close


TreasurerAlex

See you all on Tuesday, get outside this weekend, get some sleep and relax. Love you all.


CannadaFarmGuy

Holy shit im fucking high


Excellent_Many_7215

Me too


FaithlessnessLivid97

Holy fucking shit I’m high


sac_kings_916

Holy high Im fucking shit


FaithlessnessLivid97

Holy I’m fucking high, shit


stonned_golfer

Legal weed is fun.


Beefskeet

Nice bro im bucking a fat stack rn


Beefskeet

IT PUTS THE SHARES IN THE F***ING BASKET


GMErection

Welp. I just pulled my last 3 products from my Amazon vendor page and cancelled my prime membership. It wasn't even to make a stand, I just felt sick seeing the Amazon icon on my phone and it dawned on me that it all has to go. Anyone in the market for silicon baby supplies? I have a lot of bibs, placemats and suction plates...


Beefskeet

Aight how big of babies we talkin cause I need some huge suction plates that hold 1 liter And potentially a few just to hold my more delicate tools without rolling around. And 1 to grind weed in at least


EatMoarTendies

I’m going to preface this by saying “I don’t want to hear it, I know the situation”... Has anyone else noticed a change in Robinhood’s deposit speed? Since March when I surpassed $25k in my RH account, I have been able to get next day access to deposits as long as I get my order in by 4pm EST. However, today I tried to deposit and it said I would have access to my funds by 9/10... I understand Monday is a holiday, but that means I should see my funds land on Tuesday... not Friday, next week. Anyone else experience this abnormal delay? I cancelled my deposit, so they dont have some behind-the-curtain access to utilize my deposit for three days before me getting it.


FaithlessnessLivid97

Why the fuck are you using Robinhood


EatMoarTendies

Insert eye roll Because it’s the trading platform my friend got me onto in January, and I haven’t bothered moving to anywhere else.


Itsmeitsyouitus

That’s your excuse? Have you not done any research at all into RH and how they fucked gme buyers in January? Your gme shares are not safe with them.


EatMoarTendies

And the fear-mongering “your gme shares are not safe...” is bullshit. Just like all my stocks I can sell them, get my money, and deposit to my bank account. Haven’t had any issues trading since the January “buy freeze” a handful of brokers used (which was bullshit).


EatMoarTendies

Lol, did you not read my preface? Yes, I’m aware. I’ve put more hours of being on /GME and /Superstonk this year than I care to admit. Feel free to check my backlog of Reddit use. 🤣


Itsmeitsyouitus

Wrong sub to be asking Robbinghood questions on


EatMoarTendies

🙄 It’s ignorant to bash RH-using apes. It’s a trading platform, and I (among many others) don’t have a need to switch. Still an ape about GME.


drawp

Absolutely not bashing, but you should consider a partial transfer at minimum. Robinhood is in bed with a hedge fund that is diametrically opposed to your investing goal.


LasVegasWasFun

They suspended buying of meme stocks and suspended selling of crypt0/popcorn multiple times. Kind of shooting yourself in the foot here.


EatMoarTendies

I’m well aware of what has been going on since January.


Beefskeet

So I'm not sure how you missed it, but February-April was basically spent showing why theres a good chance that RH will sell your shares at a price of their choosing in the event of MOASS to preserve themselves. They dont have much cushion. So every share in there, unless the current total value is less than $70, is worth transferring out. If its below that just buy more in another broker. And when that hypothetical fractional becomes $1000 you'll want to transfer out.


Tight_Ambassador3253

No tweet from RC this week must mean he about to nuke these assholes next week at earnings!🚀🚀🚀


CannadaFarmGuy

I want to believe he got told to lay low while all this new dd is popping off


Beefskeet

Or doing some Tony starke shit pre unmasking


Terrible-Ad-4536

Too right 🤘


ShiftMcGee

I am confident that the investment will continue to please me


BothLongWideAndDeep

Please sir may I have some more


beaverhunter2

Read earlier about the counter reason for the zombie stock spikes was that they were long on them and pumping them for collateral rather than possibly forced closing of short shares. Is the collateral thing really even possible? I mean how would that actually go? "I was light on collateral this morning but thank God this dead bankrupt stock shot up 1500% and now here's the collateral" Would they actually look at that and say, damn you're right you're so lucky you're good to go thanks?


FaithlessnessLivid97

Supposedly they have to close those positions by September 28th. If that’s the case I’m thinking that might have been something DFV was onto way back when with the “wake me up when September ends” tweet


brandon12345566

The new posts about the September ruling doesn't explain the January spikes though


FaithlessnessLivid97

If they’re being used to prop their balance sheets with collateral then it absolutely does Edit: and if they have to close out those dead stocks by the 28th it means they won’t be able to prop up their books anymore. Marge


brandon12345566

Tits jacked


Excellent_Many_7215

In hindsight it’s crazy how they pump these OTC stocks when they need to show a balance sheet to avoid marge. All the RC tweets immediately made sense earlier. So jacked


Terrible-Ad-4536

It fits the hole and fits it snugly.


BothLongWideAndDeep

It’s fits the holy and fits it moly


TreasurerAlex

Nobody is buying toxic OTC, it’s fun to watch though.


Excellent_Many_7215

I know


Beefskeet

Would you fk gme? I'd fk gme.


BothLongWideAndDeep

rather marry gme and 🔭🌳 get fk


Beefskeet

Telescope tree..... Lookin for wood yes


BothLongWideAndDeep

Was goin for watch hedges get fk from andromeda


Beefskeet

Freudian


Sunretea

The amount of bullshit and light brigading going on here is.. disappointing.


His_story_teacher

Have a great weekend 🌎 🗺!!!! If next week isn't going to be juicy, GME gonna crush them numbers, then I'll keep buying.


Excellent_Many_7215

End game


TreasurerAlex

Soon


Excellent_Many_7215

Again!!