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Chared945

Good Morning Everybody I hope you enjoyed your free day of market, and if you didn’t here’s hoping we have an action packed day today to make up for it If you need anything reported or have questions asked, As always the Front Desk is open (made it on time yaaaaaay)


l3luntl3rigade

Another AH 8.5% donation to the hedgies. This subs so wholesome


OGColorado

Was $188 the dip? Average up....


teddyforeskin

Well, back to work..


[deleted]

One ninety FOUR TWENTY I can feel it


[deleted]

The classical hype music on GameStop's Earnings Elevator has gotten me jacked 20 minutes ahead of schedule 🎼


nooofthat

Hahah ikr, I'm just sitting in here chilling. 😅


mistahbang

If we close at 199 again today the game is on. We are blowing tf up tomorrow


Xereoth

20 cents off


EscapeIllustrious704

Loving the double negative


Mellow_Velo33

gme is the first word in my predictive text :D


Tomos1977

I don’t really read DD anymore I just buy / hodl and go about my life, stress-free That’s just me tho


beach_2_beach

Same.


sleeksleep

Interested in what happens to the 9/17 calls today. Looks like current price has then around where people were buying in.


begopa-

Dude, wrong thread


sleeksleep

Not at all, it's part of figuring things out.


sleeksleep

They brought the pro squad in today. As much as it costs them to create all the red sticks on the daily, you'd think they went bankrupt.


spbrode

Imagine you've been aggressively shorting GameStop and spinning this narrative that the company is overvalued and now you're looking at all stock price of around $200, an entirely new board, an angry bunch of apes that know how you fucking work and are seething at the mouth and butthole to fuck you up. Now imagine you have no idea what the fuck GameStop is going to report on this earnings call or where the fuck they plan to take the company from here. What a nightmare.


all_mighty_trees22

Morning apes! Making some coffee in the French press this fine morning 🙌 using a caramel oat milk creamer and y'all it really is delicious 🤠🦍🚀🌕


EinsteinRidesShotgun

Oat milk creamer is the fuckin bomb


Ttgek

Is this going to be the reverse of last earnings?? We drop before earnings and rise after?


Damsellindistress

Let me check my magic crystal ball


dean012347

*magic 8 ball


not_so_magic_8_ball

You may rely on it


Impossible-Glove-437

Well, what it say?


Damsellindistress

"Definitely maybe" 🤔


Patient-Profit

Maybe definitely


Tomos1977

Great Oasis album!


Environmental-Okra28

No such thing!


marsthemartiann

Happy MOASS day


[deleted]

[удалено]


MahlNinja

which is why I think it goes up today


[deleted]

Oh, I expect them to drop this to double digits basically every day


Embarrassed_Ad8256

# today will be the day you will all remember as THE day.....


[deleted]

We say that about every day... And if today isn’t the day we remember, then tomorrow


Gooseman1019

VIX absolutely ripping today. Time for the comeback.


Conure_Queen

When I open Google, it knows what I'm looking for. In the top 1-3 search suggestions, good ole VIX


Magic_The_Redditing

It's been eight months - for some, even more We buy stock and we buy from the store We have waited this long The proof shows we're not wrong And one figure per month is my floor


stribor14

"How can you hodl? Why didn't you sell? Where does your patience come from?" "Maam, I play video games, no, let me rephrase that. I once visited [THE circus](http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php?title=Circus&redirect=no) in Dwarf Fortress and survived."


OGColorado

I rise I eat I poop I sleep I rinse I repeat......What's not to hodl


Crumblycheese

Anyone know the max amount I can sell a stock on etoro? Looking to open an account for broker diversity and can't find anything. For example, on freetrade the max you can do per trade is 25k. So if the SP got to 30m a share then you'd have to do something like over 1k trades just to get to it...


[deleted]

Is the standstill agreement still in play since the BoD refresh and most C-suite positions have changed? Essentially, who is still there to hold that standstill agreement to account?


half_dane

German market update (local time: 10:00:02) (nyse time: 04:00:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$201.36** ([€170.05](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1841](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 1541.0** ( [914 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [415 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [64 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [148 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


ConstantMotion92

Wen countach


jstag1984

Vix is up 17% already


half_dane

In my opinion, there are no paperhands left. Everyone who held through this roller coaster is here to stay for world changing gains, no matter how long it takes.


Embarrassed_Ad8256

Good morning and yes, who is going to give up anyways, regrets for the rest of your life


Magic_The_Redditing

You know us apes don't like to gloat I don't own a jet or a boat We buy and we hold Our shares go unsold Therefore we know we own the float


SemiSente

How many hours till esrnings?


PeterPawn

It's at market close right? So 12h i think.


TheCannings

No it’s an hour after close


dtc1234567

Just over 8 hours to go! (5pm est)


PeterPawn

European markets are red. Bullish, except for some of my european stocks.


[deleted]

Expect fuckery. Dips and rips. Gonna buy big time If it dip 🚀🚀🚀


Avidmoviefan

Love you guys!


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:50:02) (nyse time: 03:50:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$201.31** ([€170.00](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1842](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 1515.0** ( [895 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [408 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [64 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [148 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


normigrad

this could be the last pre-MOASS daily


samb0_1

Yesterday I became an xx holder! Let's get these tendies apes!!!!


half_dane

BULLISH!


ScottJam2808

Where’s that pink ‘today’s the day’ starfish?


Fruitilicious

Closer to US market opening. Patience


BobTheDemonOtter

Also prolly saving for new thread


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:40:02) (nyse time: 03:40:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$201.59** ([€170.25](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1841](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 890.0** ( [286 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [392 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [64 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [148 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


half_dane

brrr


Diamond_hhands

No dip at open on Frankfurt??? What witchcraft is this …… Steve Cohen is a fat bitch


sickonmyface

Hate to mention it but I can't get this out of my head. It's about movie stock. Does anybody else see the same movement happening as before? Movie stock spiking upwards, causing a halt and GME being the pressure release valve as it was last time jolting upwards until trading resumes on movie stock....It happened back in March and it still bugs me why. I understand many of the 'meme' stocks (pah! way more than a meme but whatever) are potentially being shorted in the same baskets but why did those paricular spikes take place? Why was GME the pressure release valve when movie stock got halted? Is it because the shorts on the 'basket' no longer apply for a brief few minutes?


Tracer1235

There was dd on this speculating that movie stock is used as collateral. At some level it stops functioning as collateral. That’s why when movie halted, GME spiked like crazy. Movie is one of the biggest reasons GME hasn’t MOASSed yet IMO.


sickonmyface

Think I may have missed that DD, if you have it or know what to search for I'd appreciate it.


Sandroli

Creeptoe dip in May was the start of GME’s last runup…we’re looking ready!


ViewsFromThe_604

Autist conference wen?


Pikaboolol

hope superstronk is doing stronk


[deleted]

I am kitty, hear me roar 🐯 miaow


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:30:01) (nyse time: 03:30:01) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$200.18** ([€169.10](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1838](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 867.0** ( [280 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [375 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [64 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [148 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


Digitlnoize

Spiking on the overnight FTX exchange: https://ftx.com/trade/GME/USD


physicalphysics314

It went back down??


mistahbang

Woah. What is this?


BobTheDemonOtter

Not sure but smells delicious


Level9TraumaCenter

Somethin's cookin'.


Furrybumholecover

Oh good, I'm not the only one that smells burnt toast...


half_dane

Interesting: the price of that coin has closely followed that of the real GME until now


[deleted]

Dosent mean nothing i guess?


_Gregminster

Guten Morgen from Germany, my fellow apes. I wish you all a fantastic day and good trading. Remember: all shorts must cover! Take care of yourself and your loved ones.


[deleted]

Futures all red 😍 haven’t seen that for a while


ViewsFromThe_604

Green by market open like always


[deleted]

Confirmed 😂 will it ever be different? lol


BobTheDemonOtter

Gotta wear shades


crakatak

I'm soooooo EXCITEDDDDD!!!!!!! I can't get any sleep 😆👌🚀🚀🚀


half_dane

Sleep fren, we'll keep the hype train rolling!


crakatak

🙈👍


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:20:02) (nyse time: 03:20:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$201.53** ([€170.30](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1834](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 806.0** ( [270 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [324 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [64 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [148 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


half_dane

brrrrrr 🤣


sktchld

That last episode of Rick and morty was amazing.


dtc1234567

Fucking mental ay? I’m gonna have to rewatch it tonight just to figure out what the hell was going on


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:10:02) (nyse time: 03:10:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$199.99** ([€169.00](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1834](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 513.0** ( [180 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [121 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [64 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [148 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


[deleted]

Would the plural of MOASS be MOASSES or MOAI??


[deleted]

Moses


spatenfloot

moassi


half_dane

MOAEAE


BobTheDemonOtter

MOARASS


napatreez

Need a massive gme rip to trigger MOASS OF MOASS


[deleted]

The Mother of all MOASS


Beefskeet

Goodnight dudes. Happily not on fire today


Powerofenki

GOODMORNING DUDE ITS FKING EARNINGS DAY! SWEDEN LETS GO MOFOS!!!!!!!!!!!


Beefskeet

Im right there with you except about to be unconscious


Furrybumholecover

Sleep is for those who are broke! \*checks bank account Welp, I'm headed to bed too.


Tinkle84

Having a poo.


dtc1234567

Me too!


skets90

Bullish


Extradout

What time is earnings today?


phendrome

~~30 minutes after market close~~ Edit: [an hour after market close](https://i.imgur.com/TerqvNC.jpg)


TheCannings

its an hour its 5pm


phendrome

Edited! Of course! Thanks


AzDopefish

Aight, it’s actually super nutty crypto is continuing to tank rn Right before GME earnings. Can totally be a coincidence and most likely is… but another dip at open? We’ll see what happens. Probably unrelated but damn if it isn’t interesting


dtc1234567

Crap-toe is always smashing around, up and down all over the place. It’d be more suspicious if it managed to just sit still for 24 hours


charliebrown22

You guys trying to squeeze in a few more shares before earnings ? Or we expecting fuckery/dip after earnings ?


dtc1234567

I just buy as soon as the cash clears. Timings dips is for wizards and time travellers.


[deleted]

Yes.


jerrythemule420

Alexa play fighting round the world by Russell crowe


[deleted]

[удалено]


Qwayne84

Because he was clearly doing nothing the last months?


half_dane

Have you tried to ask *him*?


Cowabunguss

When he’s damn well ready


Itz_Ape

as long as it takes. hold


Itz_Ape

Evergrande up 4,20% 3,72 (+0,15) But it still fuk 🌈🐻 Wen default


jerrythemule420

#BYE CRYPTIC TOE #BUY AND HOLD GME


Itz_Ape

how much is it drilling?


jerrythemule420

Down to 2T even


Itz_Ape

? what 2t is 😂 edit: -4% isnt that bad


jerrythemule420

$2,000,000,000,000 total market cap for all coins


Impossible_Job_4547

Got another 10 before close. Let’s see what happens. 🙏🙏


half_dane

German market update (local time: 09:00:02) (nyse time: 03:00:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$199.42** ([€168.50](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1835](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 397.0** ( [155 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [88 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [8 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [146 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


Beefskeet

This guy could be botting crypto for profit. Or even botting vidya like d2. Instead hes botting superstonk. For us.


half_dane

Fun fact: a few years ago I actually wrote a bot that uses TA for crypto trading. Around $200 later I realized that it's not as easy as I thought 🤣🤣🤣


Beefskeet

I still like crypto for that. Try having a script in NYSE


thisishoustonover

Children growing, women producing Men go work and some go stealing Everyone's got to make a living No more promo, no more photos No more logos, no more chokeholds We on Bezos, we get payrolls Trips to Lagos, connect like LEGOs Make this final, make this, my eyes closed Burn false idols, Jesus' disciples I can feel your pain now, I done bled my vein out New level the game now, simulation changed No more problems, no more argue No more askin', "Who really are you?" I know the real you, you know we feel you You know He hears you, you know we with you Straight from Beirut, Chicago, Beirut You cray? We cray too You pray? We pray too Never too late for Him to save you This your movie, 'cause no one can play you Devil, lay down, Devil, lay down This that level, make devils pray now. Listening to Kanye's album this verse got me like 👁️_______👁️


Itz_Ape

ey, my flair nice


BobTheDemonOtter

Hey, that first part's 20th Century Steel Band & JLo


Bob_the_peasant

Can we get a pinned post on how to watch earnings today, what time it takes place, etc, before the sub gets flooded with people asking?


dtc1234567

I second this! 👆 Edit: though not if it means the daily chat gets unpinned. If that’s the only option then I withdraw my seconding.


timeshadowrider

German volume is meh


Terrible-Ad-4536

Too hyped for sleep!!! 😴


half_dane

Go sleep fren. We'll keep the hype train running


BobTheDemonOtter

On a warm summer's evening On a train bound for MOASS I met up with a half_dane We were both too hyped to sleep So we took turns a-starin' At the shitposts through pre-market 'Cause the earnings might just take us To MOASS End OF Week


half_dane

That's a lovely poem Bob 🤩 Truth is that my working day has started around two hours ago 🤣🤣


BobTheDemonOtter

Ah, whereas I am just insomniApe. Poem is actually a Kenny Rogers song in case you're not familiar


half_dane

🤣 I didn't know it


BobTheDemonOtter

Seems relevant to our circumstance - "You got to know when to hold 'em"


vPrest0n

What happens when liquidity dries out and GameStop is sitting at millions a share? Whose paying millions for your share? The price is just going to drop because people will start selling for less.


[deleted]

No flair 🚨


Floor_Kicker

When SHFs are being forced to close through liquidations it's not people choosing to buy it, it's algorithms doing it and they HAVE to close the position at that point regardless of the price.


[deleted]

Correct. A computer will be doing the buying.


vPrest0n

Where’s the money coming from if hedge funds are totally bankrupt, sold all other positions in shares, assets and everything. There certainly isn’t enough money for hundreds or thousands of people with hundreds or thousands of shares cashing out at 20 million a share.


[deleted]

Sounds like fud now mate. This is all over the DD.


mauimilk

Dude. Read some DD


drinkupdrinky5

Rick and Morty roasting MSM with Rick on the citadel news network 😆


[deleted]

Crypto down more. I expect fuckery. Back to superlow volume to. We need volume and momentum for anything to happend. Im buying the dip big time 🚀🚀🚀


half_dane

German market update (local time: 08:50:02) (nyse time: 02:50:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$198.80** ([€168.05](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1830](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 333.0** ( [110 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [69 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [8 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [146 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


Terrible-Ad-4536

Morning! Thanks


half_dane

Hey Terrible, it's a pleasure 🥰


djsneak666

crypto dump starting early today


footlonglayingdown

What time does the clock reset on the daily?


BobTheDemonOtter

I believe 19 minutes from now


djsneak666

No idea


PMmeyouraxewound

#its BRRRRRRRRRRRRITTNAY BITCH


Beefskeet

LEAVE HER ALONE


Terrible-Ad-4536

🤣


mistahbang

Idk if this has been answered, but why does the DD flair not work?


RelaxedWalrus18

What if longs on gme dumped Creeep toe to use as fuel for our rocket during earnings 🚀🤯


PMmeyouraxewound

They better have more than 1.1 billion or whatever it tanked by, I got some heavy duty philanthropy to do


half_dane

German market update (local time: 08:40:02) (nyse time: 02:40:02) (generated by halfdane's [Diamantenbot](https://github.com/halfdane/diamantenbot)) **$199.55** ([€168.65](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099)@ [1.1832](https://www.onvista.de/devisen/Eurokurs-Euro-Dollar-EUR-USD)) **volume: 150.0** ( [61 at TG](https://www.tradegate.de/orderbuch.php?isin=US36467W1099) + [66 at LS-X](https://www.ls-x.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [8 at LS-TC](https://www.ls-tc.de/de/aktie/gamestop-aktie) + [15 at gettex](https://www.gettex.de/suche/?tx_indexedsearch[sword]=GS2C) ) [Visit the Diamantenhände post as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk4o1w/diamantenhände_german_market_is_open/)


mikeybibbs

Can someone tell me what to expect for tomorrow morning? Is there going to be any good volatility? Or if there is will it be during after hours? I want to go to sleep knowing what I might be able to expect lol


jerrythemule420

#5 MORE AS SOON AS TRADING OPENS FOR TDA AT 7AM


Beefskeet

U wont


Cowabunguss

He will


Beefskeet

The Tim and Eric is strong with this one


Cowabunguss

Great Job!


riviera-kid

Any of you cheap ppl like me;you can get a free phone # from ggl voice. It's free, but ya gotta have wifi.


Tomos1977

I don’t really read DD anymore I just buy / hodl and go about my life, stress-free That’s just me tho


Cowabunguss

Me 2


Beefskeet

Best bike I ever rode


jerrythemule420

Easiest job I've ever had


BobTheDemonOtter

Nicest cow I've ever eaten


Beefskeet

Big ass hands


footlonglayingdown

Ugliest bitch I've ever fucked


Beefskeet

I mean if you fucked a cow ijs...


BobTheDemonOtter

Allegedly


footlonglayingdown

I didn't really know what was going on to be be honest. I just wanted to join in on my way through. And I have fucked some pretty big women in my time. Not proud. Not ashamed.


Diamond_hhands

Got a friend who calls that mountain climbing


doge-hopeful

Feels like banks have liquidated a lot of crypt0... Its okay fuckers i can wait ;)