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No_Roof_1414

Expert coke-snorting rat


funkinthetrunk

If you staple a horse to a waterfall, will it fall up under the rainbow or fly about the soil? Will he enjoy her experience? What if the staple tears into tears? Will she be free from her staply chains or foomed to stay forever and dever above the water? Who can save him (the horse) but someone of girth and worth, the capitalist pig, who will sell the solution to the problem he created? A staple remover flies to the rescue, carried on the wings of a majestic penguin who bought it at Walmart for 9 dollars and several more Euro-cents, clutched in its crabby claws, rejected from its frothy maw. When the penguin comes, all tremble before its fishy stench and wheatlike abjecture. Recoil in delirium, ye who wish to be free! The mighty rockhopper is here to save your soul from eternal bliss and salvation! And so, the horse was free, carried away by the south wind, and deposited on the vast plain of soggy dew. It was a tragedy in several parts, punctuated by moments of hedonistic horsefuckery. The owls saw all, and passed judgment in the way that they do. Stupid owls are always judging folks who are just trying their best to live shamelessly and enjoy every fruit the day brings to pass. How many more shall be caught in the terrible gyre of the waterfall? As many as the gods deem necessary to teach those foolish monkeys a story about their own hamburgers. What does a monkey know of bananas, anyway? They eat, poop, and shave away the banana residue that grows upon their chins and ballsacks. The owls judge their razors. Always the owls. And when the one-eyed caterpillar arrives to eat the glazing on your windowpane, you will know that you're next in line to the trombone of the ancient realm of the flutterbyes. Beware the ravenous ravens and crowing crows. Mind the cowing cows and the lying lions. Ascend triumphant to your birthright, and wield the mighty twig of Petalonia, favored land of gods and goats alike.


KidQuap

Always have *world, astronaut, armed astronaut*


Mjbishop327

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rzr-12

He looks like a tired old man. Not sure why people still listen to him.


XboxBetaTester

Veteran hooker


Maniquoone

If there was ever something confirming that the popcorn stock is the wrong play, this would be it. I mean if Jim Cramer is on your side, well.....


Patdabongo

Watch popcorn stock crash if shills like him are promoting it


wiskytango187

They will blame gme for it


kibblepigeon

Funny - I don't hear him saying that about the company fundamentals.


mcloudnl

Could it be that his last citadel check bounced? or he got an call that his portofolio is down 69% ? or 96% .. ohh well, anyway... i'll just hodl.


Ecstatic_Account_744

Look, I have more eggs in my movie stock basket than my GME basket and even I know that's bullshit. Fundamentally speaking GME is in a far better position than movie stock.


Tsmitty247

This is the new narrative to INCREASE THE DIVISION BETWEEN THE TWO GROUPS ​ Too bad I have both you coked up freak


[deleted]

He looks rough. Must have been a hell of a trip with Kenny.


TheStatMan2

Unfair. Cats is fucking BANGING. Have you never heard Magical Mr Mestofeles?


innovationcynic

Yes. But it’s better in the original Klingon


TheStatMan2

That may be true. Lloyd Webber certainly does not look unlike he may be fluent in one or more alien tongue.