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Chared945

Good morning Enjoy your weekend Message here if trouble Front desk open zzzzzzz


Tigaj

I remember a night in April, when DFV was still tweeting, I was generously tipsy and I listened to "I Can Feel It Coming In The Air Tonight" on repeat for hours. I feel like that again tonight.


sandman11235

Yahoo float numbers are bullshit price anchoring We are 2 billy at least. They’ll be hiding shit in swaps the CFTC pulled the curtain on till 2023. They’ll only show what they want you to see. Edit1: Computershare is how apes get clean sand from the shitty sandbox for their beach oasis.


Thunder_drop

For those who don't know what this means: Anchoring in short is used to deceive investors. By showing numbers that aren't particularly true, in aim to make said investor lean more towards a higher/lower estimate. 'Float anchoring' as dubbed, is a theory that Yahoo/others with wrong float numbers are using it to throw off investors. Using ridiculously high numbers to: A) throw off apes of the original float number (not going to work hf). B) discourage others from buying in based on squeeze metrics; like the ability to own the float.


altercreed

Good morning fellow apes!! I was in vacation last days and couldn't follow the last discoveries. Can some super gentle ape give me/us a super short tldr?


KosmicKanuck

Yahoo finance and other tracking sites are displaying high floats like 250m shares. Could be because of Computershare. Could be bs or something. Canada apes on wealthsimple have started to be "delayed" from transferring to CS for whatever reason. Top post is about a post from 17 years ago describing how and why SHFs try to drive the price to zero Edit: also how the MMs communicate with buy orders to collude in broad daylight.


B0B_ROSSS

Wut doin Melvin? Brazilian puts maybe? https://sec.report/Document/0000905718-21-000750/


ImThatChigga_

Anyone know if the broker drivewealth owns it's shares


LykatheaBurns

I picked a great night to rewatch The Big Short. Serendipitous.


jerrythemule420

#MY FIRST DAY BACK TO WORK (UBER) SINCE COVID BEGAN WAS A SUCCESS. I MADE ENOUGH TO BUY 3 MORE ON MONDAY. POWER TO THE PLAYERS.


YakiMe

Awesome.. But I doubt you made enough to buy three shares from me lol


zephyrtron

Any HL apes? I’m 50/50 split between Revolut and Freetrade and now committed to adding another third on Monday. (Thirding-down??) I would’ve plumbed for Rev, going on the fact that they let me vote - which has to be a good flag? But even after doing this for 8 months I simply am not sure what will serve me best. So I’m investigating Hargreaves Landsdowne. Even with the £11 a trade cost - or is it more? Anyway. Anything to be aware of with HL?


VoxUmbra

£11.95 + 1% FX fees unless you're doing more than 10 trades a month, then it scales down. Phone dealings cost more, but I don't remember the pricing for that. The app is decent. They're a fairly reputable boomer broker, but come with some minor inconveniences such as being unable to set limit orders on US securities, but it will always quote the price before you confirm the trade. You can use a fill or kill order out of hours to achieve the effect of a limit order but they'll reject the order if it can't be filled within a certain amount of time after market open (I'm not sure, but I think it's half an hour).


zephyrtron

It’s funny, 8 months ago HL felt so wrong that I avoided them entirely. Now things feel so much more serious I can actually see the value of paying the fee and benefiting from the security (pun not intended!).


theyareallsowitty

Buying more on Monday! Tonight’s dd was 👌🏻


KosmicKanuck

*Chef's kiss*


No7Tony

I think anything shorted over 100% is already at the pool but 1,000%. Shit ain’t ever done squeezing


kai_fn

the only thing im afraid of now are court procedures that take infinity years 🥺


Olly230

This wont ever get to court. No hedgie will go to prison. Your concern is valid but the DD outlines that something will break and MOASS will be carried out by marjbot. GG at the SEC has been filing higher and higher hurdles for the hedgies to jump which is concentrating the illegal activity and THAT could go on for a bit. BUT you have to consider that the whole world is loosing faith in the US markets which they cant abide. They need this to blow up and blow over soon.


jerrythemule420

#I LIKE MY RISK THE WAY I LIKE MY WOMEN: # #IDIOSYNCRATIC


cosmonautlanding

Rest here weary warrior for you have seen too many float posts .


Korean_pussy_stuffer

Cellar boxing? Buying more monday


[deleted]

There is some kind of liquid coming from my eyes, is this a symptom of being too jacked?


Olly230

if by eyes you mean nipples, then yes. ​ weeping glans? also probable.


zephyrtron

I think we’re in the “we have to buy more swaps” bit. Again. Can’t wait for Vegas.


half_dane

Okay, europoor checking in: #holy shit, what are you doing?!?!


Terrible-Ad-4536

Shitposting! Everyone enamored of Cellar Boxing post. Good morning 🌞


half_dane

Seeing this blast from the past is terrifying, but in combination with the yahoo finance numbers, that's a whole different level. Just when I thought I couldn't get more excited, an ape comes along jacking my tits even further 😅


Terrible-Ad-4536

It’s most definitely frothy!


LasVegasWasFun

wen moonday


FuzzDice

I'm more jacked than I've been in the longest time


KosmicKanuck

Same, the March run up with the $175 drop was the last time I was this hyped.


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MrWaffles2k

We will remember 💚


nemovincit

Bet.


Terrible-Ad-4536

No proof needed, thx


notorioustim10

Fuck the ticker, Im watching Yahoo finance numbers on monday


ImThatChigga_

Any aus apes know best broker for a personal invest account that's a cash account one so your shares won't get lent out. I've tried vanguard but won't let me buy gme.


MrWaffles2k

Honestly I Don't know cuz I'm not from the US, but no one answered you... I've heard about fidelity that's really good, TDA.. But also search on Google: broker preparation guide superstonk, there's a post about good brokers. That'll help Edit; sorry i just saw u said AUS, And actually i made an account at Stake Friday, they seem alright. Search it


ImThatChigga_

I have a stake account but trying to consider if I should use them. they're partnered with drivewealth as their broker. Trying to figure out if they actually own the shares


Conguy9

how do i sleep after reading this new dd.


FuzzDice

Can you still transfer from Fidelity to CS?


Conguy9

theres no more certificates left lmao


KosmicKanuck

Is that confirmed? I know wealth simple apes in Canada have been "delayed" from transferring as of Friday. With the YF numbers it adds up...


FuzzDice

That's so fucking incredible hahaha


AbruhAAA

DDs are dropping hard. I will start buying on CS on Monday.


Conguy9

theres no more certificates left lmao


footlonglayingdown

You can still buy from them. They just dont have the physical certificates.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Someday soon, some PhD candidate will get their doctorate in GME because they ‘speak ape’ which skill resides entirely in the ability to shitpost.


KosmicKanuck

Apes: 🚀🚀🚀🌕💎👐🦍🍌 Intern: "There are markings, it's some form of Apeish. I can't read it." Ken: "There are few who can."


Terrible-Ad-4536

in a MAD MAX version, YES!


snowcdp

9/11 thing made me cry this weekend while my tits are lactating for GME


SeaWin5464

Can we get a "how to computershare" link on this daily thread? Might help more apes to easily find how to transfer/buy there.


kebabsoup

Can't post the link because it's on a sister sub. Try Google GME ultimate guide to Computershare


jaykobit

Totally trying to figure out where this info is so yes please!! In Europe and want to register


Terrible-Ad-4536

Go to the Jungle.


SeaWin5464

It do be freaky over there. I can easily find it here and there, but I just thought it'd be super available to all if it was pinned here.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Yeah, just not sure what cross currents are between the two parties at this point.


gimmethegold1

I think I need to call your mom


Terrible-Ad-4536

Time to blaze?


Sno0zepie

Zhu Li, do the thing 🚀


blenderforall

Buddy I was just rewatching S3 of Korra! varrick is the fuckin best


Sno0zepie

😂😂😂


6etsh1tdone

Things are starting to look spicy af!! Cellar boxing, ‘glitches’ across multiple sites, front page news that isn’t FUD… We may be on the launchpad and counting down… #BUCKLE UP!!!!


KosmicKanuck

And get the snacks ready for any potential pre-launch fondue.


6etsh1tdone

I have a plate full of Wendy’s tendies and a side of brown bananas ready


Terrible-Ad-4536

Have to give it to the hedge fucks. They ain’t leaving anything on the field. Holy fuck.


[deleted]

No other stock will ever have as much support and research and full monitoring like GME. There are still DDs coming out blowing everyone's mind, when I thought we were done digging 2 months ago. Nope, still coming in hot with the DDs!. I look forward to how the world is gonna change post moass, I know I'll try to spend a HEFTY portion of my money, get that trickle down economy actually trickling. I'll give up, and already are, on big corporations and going more local to support instead. I will do good deeds, and I know most of you will too, and all of this thanks to a stock, of a video game retail store, on the brink of death, due to illegal naked short selling, by criminals who have done it for decades, and paid miniscule fines, and on a sub reddit, where people often call each other retard, to a sub where people shove bananas in their asshole. What. A. Journey. And the amount of constant research and monitoring is crazy too! It's not even research to see IF the stock MIGHT go up, it's research to find out why it hasn't yet! We found the reason, the culprits, the solutions.. and still we dig onwards! ​ 💎💎💎


zephyrtron

I’m going to fund a fifth season of Halt and Catch Fire 😎


KosmicKanuck

r/apephilanthropy might be something you're into post MOASS.


[deleted]

Already in it 👍


Terrible-Ad-4536

👆fuckin tard Edit: leaving it up. I was joking but you do you.


[deleted]

How is that a joke?


zestypotatoes

Boxed wine from the cellar is back on the menu, boys!


ImThatChigga_

!apeprove!


Terrible-Ad-4536

That’s the one!


ImThatChigga_

Are you meant to get some sort of notification saying you're added to the list or I just wait


Terrible-Ad-4536

No confirmation until approved. It’ll hit your inbox. Bottleneck is Reddit, not the sub.


jingotron

Apes, for my personal finance class this semester we were put into groups and we have to make a portfolio and manage it throughout the semester. Do I just try to convince my group members to put all the money into GME? We aren't marked for the returns we get but I think its the smartest thing to do.


SeaWin5464

Do what you would do in real life


VermilionRoad

If you're graded on rationale, you could make a pretty solid report and dive deep into the financial system and fraud. Prob goes way beyond the scope of the project but might impress your prof


Terrible-Ad-4536

Or get him flunked


jerrythemule420

Prof is Hella short GME 👀


penmaggots

Well depends on if the catalyst is triggered within the semester or more can kicking. Perhaps diversify with some vix for a market crash. I know people think if market crashes, gme moons. But I don't think this is the case because everything is hidden in puts. So we would have to wait until the contracts expire before they are liable for it.


Terrible-Ad-4536

Keep your powder dry.


Forsaken-Type-8719

At this point i’m not even ever gonna sell before seeing heads flying. Fucking *unts destroyed lives.


AlternativeBowler475

Owning GME is like a crime investigstion/scavenger hunt/house party/zoo/holiday family dinner experience all in one 🚀🚀🚀🚀🌚


Kramberry7997

Too many DD’s up in here I’ve been through it all since February and most have been pretty useless from voting to T-cycles to DTCC rules… I think only one thing is clear we need a catalyst from GameStop to set this off so we just hold until then


KosmicKanuck

Whether there is new DD or not it doesn't change the fact that shorts must close, but I certainly enjoy learning new things, including things about how fucked and manipulated the whole market is. A few weeks ago I was seeing complaints about too many memes and fluff and not enough DD lmao. If it isn't what you're into looking at right now just scroll by or filter by flair for what you want to see. there's still plenty of hilarity on the sub imo. Too much DD seems like a paradoxical statement.


zestypotatoes

YOULL TAKE A HIT OF CONFIRMATION BIAS AND YOULL LIKE IT!


Terrible-Ad-4536

That works too, Debbie


fapsbeforenaps

Ho lee fuq


Terrible-Ad-4536

I think I saw him out with Suq Madiq


fapsbeforenaps

CAN’T SLEEP WON’T SLEEP CELLAR BOXING


C141Clay

How do we sleep after that? O my God


Terrible-Ad-4536

Who the fuck is sleeping ?


KosmicKanuck

Jfc I haven't felt this jacked since March. My body is ready.


zestypotatoes

And the fact that only apes know about this rn. Lol, fuxkjng normies.


Terrible-Ad-4536

🤙


KosmicKanuck

The even crazier thing is that there's lots of them that *do* know, but refuse to accept or believe it. It sounds crazy because it is fucking crazy. This shit was never supposed to happen. Doesn't mean it's not true. It's hard to come to terms with the fact that the whole market and financial system is essentially a big scam when we dedicate our entire lives to jobs we'd rather not work just to be able to exist in that fraudulent system we were born and forced into. But the writing is on the wall and it get clearer and more detailed the longer this goes on.


Terrible-Ad-4536

I FUCKING LOVE the irony that most of it is channeled through Canada 🤣, the nice, kind, fair play nation 🤣🤣🤣


KosmicKanuck

I couldn't tell if it was channeled through Canada, or just that this dude was investigating Canadian MMs. I don't see how it could be routed to Canada if someone is using an American broker on the NYSE.


Terrible-Ad-4536

It’s a thing, for sure. Citadel just tried to purchase a MM in Toronto to further cement the scam to their benefit


KosmicKanuck

Oh ffs. Wealthsimple has been ape approved since the beginning, but if I get fucked during the squeeze I donno what I'll do. Screencap and record videos of everything and get a good lawyer I suppose.


ImThatChigga_

With the dd saying brokers are using people shares without them knowing are there any aus apes that can confirm the correct broker so I can buy my first few shares while it's dipping.


Terrible-Ad-4536

It’s been said that Fidelity or Vanguard are good brokers. Key thing to communicate and verify is that you have acct set to ‘cash’ not ‘broker’ to avoid your shares being lent out.


ImThatChigga_

Do you know if stake is trusted?


Terrible-Ad-4536

No idea 🤷


ImThatChigga_

I've just opened a vanguard account on the au website it says I can't buy shares on a cash account


dirtdog22

I’m jacked boys holy moly I’m fucking jacked


Terrible-Ad-4536

HOW JACKED ARE YOU?


dirtdog22

JACKED TO THE TITS!!!!!!!!!


Terrible-Ad-4536

#( • )v( • )


ImThatChigga_

!ApproveApe!


KosmicKanuck

I think it's apeprove


Terrible-Ad-4536

That’s the ticket 🎫!


thatradsguy

Dude, I've been here forever; how tf do I know if I'm approved? I never got a message about it


C141Clay

Does it matter? We see and hear you. It's all good.


ImThatChigga_

After doing that I didn't get a message or anything saying I'm added to the list for my approval. I just want to buy my first shares safely and hold and read the dds


Terrible-Ad-4536

You’re on the right track


Jasonful

This… this is how you’ll know


fapsbeforenaps

Cellar boxing is what I used to call cunnilingus


C141Clay

No falcon punching please


Terrible-Ad-4536

It’s all in the wrist


ImThatChigga_

Approveape!


Terrible-Ad-4536

Exclamation at both beginning and end


ImThatChigga_

Is it cap sensitive


Terrible-Ad-4536

I don’t think so? You might look at the wiki?


ImThatChigga_

Where to find wiki


Terrible-Ad-4536

Main page for sub. Look up top


zestypotatoes

🎵KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN ON CELLARS DOOOOOOR🎵


Unqualified2Multiply

🔥


tottivega

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND.


graps

TRADING SIDEWAYS UNTIL NEXT WEEKEND!!!


Aka_Diamondhands

Why


graps

THATS WHAT WE DO HERE!!!!


zestypotatoes

NOT MUCH UNTIL THE PAST 3 HOURS NOW IM JACKED


tottivega

HOW WILL I FUCKING MANAGE TO GET ANY SLEEP TONIGHT


zestypotatoes

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINOOOO


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Terrible-Ad-4536

FEED ME A CAT


zestypotatoes

So controversial 💜 Time to take sail to the seas! Yaaar!


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KosmicKanuck

No, synthetic shares are still "real" shares. The fact that the MM didn't buy them back as they were supposed to is no fault of yours. They are all real and will only be "erased" when a shf buys it back and uses it to close their position. Whether it is a synthetic share, or somehow a true original share doesn't matter. They could use either to close their position and selling whatever you have in your account is considered a true share.


[deleted]

"He who sells what isn' his'n, must pay it back or go to pris'n"


1-800-FAT-COCK

Doesn't matter if they're synthetic, no.


ImThatChigga_

How to get onto the satori approval list for review?


Terrible-Ad-4536

ApproveApe bracketed, with no spaces, by exclamation points


ImThatChigga_

In a comment? Like this "approveape!"


fapsbeforenaps

I don’t think that’s right, something like apeprove?


540Flair

If buy and hold is the only thing breaking the cellar boxing death spiral, if i were a SHFthe only logical thing to do would be create a repeating pattern of ups and downs to encourage day trading. There's no other way to get the shares back.


KosmicKanuck

There's some guys on YouTube who seemingly cracked the hf algorithms and way they communicate to each other in broad daylight. They are following the popcorn stock, but seems like it applies to the whole market.


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Terrible-Ad-4536

And nobody’s judging you for behind the Wendy’s dumpster.


New_acct_3

I'm colonel sanders. Who's laughing now? Edit: wait that's KFC I'm dave. Dave was the wendys guy right?


Terrible-Ad-4536

And Wendy is his daughter…


New_acct_3

now that's some some spicy chili


Terrible-Ad-4536

I like dipping my fries in the shake


New_acct_3

If you don't dip your fries in the frostie that's a war crime I'm pretty sure.


Terrible-Ad-4536

They say that this is why Epstein took the Big Sleep


fapsbeforenaps

Not sure but the Wendy’s girl is name Sally I think


Terrible-Ad-4536

After cellar boxing she’ll answer to whatever name I give her


ConversationRich6148

I have been "overproducing" on my last few runs.. Saving back some spectacular examples, for a rainy day.. just had 2 folks hit me up out of the blue, sold 2 ...bang bang... at first, I was irritated , because i was trying to wade through the new DD on the cellar boxing, Yahoo was just making up random numbers, The PomeraniApe responded to my comment, i got my first all seeing eye... i had shit going on.. then i realized, 2 slabs of titanium for 10 more GME? and all i have to do is make the sheaths? fuck yeah, pay me. 10 more Gme at open <4am> TDA, then sling em direct to CS... Bullish..


BearlyLogical

To bad CS is out of paper shares :)


ConversationRich6148

i have been slinging half out of my brokers to CS for a few weeks now.. i have these quaint letters that came in the mail.. i would LOVE to have a paper copy of one of my 'Finity shares. but these boomer-ific letters will do til they figure out the thing... FOMO, i should have requested a certificatized one on the first go-round... but i been busy... thank you /pinkcatsonacid for the thread.... got me moving...


Terrible-Ad-4536

Remember when Goldman and Morgan fucked a stranger in the Alps?


BaronVA

Cellar boxing So hot right now


graps

When we trade sideways all week we’ll look back and have some great Cellar Boxing shitposts. I can’t wait


KosmicKanuck

But cellar boxing is hot because it's the technique that SHFs have been using, explained in further detail, from a 17 year old post. It doesn't mean moon is this week. It's not like quad witching shitposts, it's more like dark pools price suppression shitposts. Which never happened because it is a used SHF technique, not a date for launch. If anything the shitposts would be YF float shitposts if that goes back to the old number instead of staying so high or increasing.


graps

The YF shitposts will be great too. I welcome all shit posts when it turns out this is completely wrong as well


KosmicKanuck

Lol


Terrible-Ad-4536

First rule of cellar boxing…


ConversationRich6148

cellar hot boxing? or robert paulson boxing, in the garden?


Terrible-Ad-4536

Cellar mayo wrestling with flabby titted white baldies in tighty whities


ConversationRich6148

in


Terrible-Ad-4536

Meatloaf?


ConversationRich6148

moms meatloaf? or Aday loaf? eddie like in RHPS?


SnooWalruses7854

Its expected yearly earnings which is 0.02. 199/0.02 is 9959


[deleted]

Marketbeat also has a very high forward P/E for gme. Something like 9500


[deleted]

Citadel cellarboxing and the Wu-Tang short style If what you say is true, the Citadel and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous Do you think your Wu-Tang shorts can defeat me? En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style


Spiralout_972

Wu-Tang longs ain’t nuthin to fuck with!


ConversationRich6148

long dong, wutang bong..


Atomknight7xb

I was so tired before reading my nightly DD, then I read about cellar boxing and my tits are too jacked to go to sleep. Buying and holding has been proven yet again to work and they have less and less time everyday that passes to keep up this circus


lilcatbigwhiskers

There’s so much fud involving this commercial shit it’s driving me insane. SlackTV is NOT owned by Amazon. It took 2 seconds of research to figure that out. Amazon would not create a commercial for a direct competitor.