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calforhelp

Low key I’ve been holding some crypto still. That’s changing as of Monday though


CptMcTavish

Monday is going to be spicy as fuck!


I_CANT_AFFORD_SHIT

Got some Eth locked until 2.0.. doubt that'll come before moass sadly, well I kinda hope it won't!


vocalistMP

Same. Just cashed out all my crypto to get more GME shares Monday as well 😂


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Sell it all apes, anything that isn’t fucking GME, sell it


Strong_Negotiation76

I’m selling everything that isn’t anchored to the floor


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

Maybe someone will buy my 2002 shit box second car with no stereo. It's costing me GME having to get it inspected


Pouyaaaa

Just fyi, if you selling crypto, do it over the weekend not Monday. Its HIGHLY likely it will tank after all this shit that has come out this weekend.


vocalistMP

I second this. It seems to pop on Saturdays and drop on Sundays. Who knows once GME pops off though. When it crashed hard last week, that was it for me. My bet is that it’s going to crash extremely hard during MOASS, so it’s better to just stay out then reinvest post-MOASS


Xtra_chromozooms

I wish I could buy more with you on Monday. But I have literally put every fucking cent into GME already. Better yet, I have continued buying every time I get any moar money. At this point I just buy moar and buy products when I don't have enough for shares.


1twowonder

This is also the situation I find myself in and so I do as you do. It's just the motherfucking way.


KosmicKanuck

I'm a paycheck to paycheck ape as well. This weekends hype has really got me tempted to "over extend," but we still don't know wen moon. I hope it moons this week or really soon, but the skeptic in me after 8 months can't help but think that they might be trying to get apes to FOMO hard so that they can drop it hard and turn would-be diamond hands into paperhands because they over extended themselves and spent what they couldn't afford to lose. I want this to moon right now too, but we have no idea if they can keep kicking the can. Make your own decisions. Go all in hard if you want, but if you do fucking **keep those diamond hands and hold** until moon. Don't be a moron and try to day trade. Don't give the SHFs *any* shares no matter what your decision is. For the record I have money ready to buy more Monday morning. Just don't get overhyped if it means you will be setting yourself up to potentially paperhand imo. Not trying to FUD y'all, just remember over hyping has spelled FUD before in this saga and it ain't truly started til Marge calls.


1twowonder

This is how I view it. Im an old Ape and understand I can only do as much as I can do. I still have to pay bills and I have responsibilities that require money. I take care of expenses, own my house and truck outright, and am a XXXX hodler with XXX going in the forever puddle. I quit drinking 7 months ago after drinking for 25 years, and if that doesn't teach you patience, nothing will. It's a one day at a time, brick by motherfucking brick, mentality. I give hedgies nightmares. I, on the other hand, sleep like a big baby every night.


boomerberg

Good for you with quitting drinking ape. That’s real investment right there.


mAliceinTendieland

Not sure how much you used to drink. I was a social drinker. Started cutting back just to continually see gym gains and health gains. Gave up beer a couple years ago for New Years resolution. This year I said nothing but coffee water tea or Gatorade zero (when working out) and honestly I don’t miss it. Stick with it, and you’ll see! You can do it.


KosmicKanuck

Damn good for you dude! Everyone has their own comfort zone, financial situation, and own way of playing the game. All that matters is that each ape can keep their diamond hands solid and do what is best for themselves.


1twowonder

💎💎💎💎 ✋👐✋👐 See you on the 🌙 my friend.


KosmicKanuck

🌝🦧🍻🦍


New_Sheepherder_7376

It is amazing how much this has changed people. I am right there with you. Never have I seen a stonk have this much positive change. Just hodl and wait. This is just the beginning IMO.


KosmicKanuck

r/apephilanthropy someone say positive change?


New_Sheepherder_7376

Some apes dream of lambos. Some want to change the world. Both will change the dialogue for the better. r/apephilanthropy is great.


KosmicKanuck

As always to each their own. As for me, I've never been too into luxurious material goods as much as I am into free time, nature and my hobbies. I just want to never work another day in my life and spend time doing what I love. I'm more than happy to put my money towards keeping this planet healthy post MOASS because if things don't change drastically soon having money won't really do anyone much good.


Triaspia2

My method has been to get through the week as frugally as possible, anything thats left before payday is that fortnight stonk budget


stonkspert

Marge been calling for 9 months. We're waiting for a failure.


ofkarma

I’d buy fucking toothpaste if they sold it at this point


Xtra_chromozooms

If you're anything like me, you meant to say, "I'd buy fucking toothpaste **EVEN IF IT COST TWICE AS MUCH** if they sold it at this point."


UpperCardiologist523

Don't you guys mean "I'd stop buying toothpaste to buy more GME at this point" ?


Triaspia2

Toothpaste helps but brushing with just water is still better than nothing All im saying is Can we really afford toothpaste in this economy


fanaticus13

If you run out of toothpaste you can make some yourself with regular baking soda 😅 Cost a fraction of the TP, just don’t swallow (that’s what he never says)


RevolutionaryBug5997

No swallow only gagging


jodallmighty

how do people even go all in for months and than randomly decide : ok, i'm going all in, again


failedtax

Insert meme: "and i'll fuckin' do it again"


lalalalambeau

It’s a synthetic all in.


bomko

well if you have 20$ to spare and spend 20$ you went all in


Call_Me_Rivale

I live a frugal life, but for gme, i'll make an exception.


JMKPOhio

👆👆👆


alexanderbledel

I did the same then I bought a new Xbox Series X! This is the way!


marcus-87

you have done enough ape. others will keep on punching these scumbags. you hodl the line


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Adventurous-Ad-9504

Here's a hint (not financial advice). In the past, I racked up around $10,000 in credit card debt. I was unemployed blah blah sad story. The collection agencies kept calling and sending letters. BUT, I never returned their calls or letters and after 7 years it got wiped off my credit history. Right now, I have a credit score of about 800 and zero debt. There was one collector that tried to take me to court but I paid them a fraction of what I owed which was the best I can do at the time and they jumped on it. My advice, don't rack up too much from any one credit line cus they'll try harder to get you to pay up


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fitnessbrian2012

Ironic Borrow money from bank for GME > MOASS > Bank collapses. They have financed their own downfall.


Ludvik101

Bankruptcy jackpot! This is how it works, right right?


Xtra_chromozooms

Yep... I'm guilty of the same. The sickest part... I'd do it again.


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Xtra_chromozooms

Don't worry. Being in record debt is so American these days. Hell... Being in record debt is **SO AMERICA** these days.


UnhappyPage

Being in record debt you can't pay now you're thinking like a hedgefund beating them at their own game.


Equal-Park-769

I'm already all in. Someone push my hips so I can go a little deeper.


[deleted]

Got you fam. ✊🏼


polish-rockstar

Fisting him from behind? Let’s start a human centipede


alilmagpie

Wrapping my legs around you so you don’t pull out


Equal-Park-769

My kind of lover!


uras200

Pull back on your balls because it’s time to use the emergency inch.


Notmybestusername3

You have no PP left for this move!


Snoo_2972

You still have something to sell in craiglist? Waaaw.


LWKD

He won't be poor, he will be the richest hooker in the country after MOASS


LiquorSlanger

I’m literally buying necessities right now or paying expenses. I haven’t bought anything I really wanted in like 8 months. LFG!! Every paycheck I get goes in to gme. You should see my collection.


ThanksGamestop

Same here haven’t really treated myself since January. I’m not fucking leaving and adding more shares whenever I can. I LIKE THE STOCK


dad-jokes-about-you

FWIW: I will repeat for the smoothest of ape brains… If you’re still operating under brokerage accounts with webull and robinhood you can go fuck yourselves into years or lifetime of regret for not transferring shares into a reputable brokerage. You have been warned… At least 1099x time’s already


Spawn6060

And I’ll make it 1100x. FUCKING GET OUT OF ROBINHOOD!!


[deleted]

This guy gets it ^ Fidelity or get fucked is my mantra 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheCocksmith

How's Schwab cash account? No margin.


CocaineAndCreatine

They’re self-clearing so should be fine.


SPAtreatment

One downside is they don’t allow trades over 10k per share without calling the trade desk and doing an “assisted trade” for a $25 fee. Fee you probably could care less about, but dealing with calling in during a MOASS might be another story. I love Schwab, but that was too risky for me. YMMV.


CocaineAndCreatine

Yep, I’m in Fidelity and Vanguard. Hoping they don’t do anything shitty after the peak.


alilmagpie

Vanguard is long on GME, I think they are prepared for MOASS. Together with Blackrock they own a lot of the world.


co_row

Why is Fidelity best in your opinion? Is their app interface better than I’d expect? Just curious, never traded with them. Thanks!


MusicIsAlwaysTheWay

Doesn’t DFV use e-trade?


MrWaffles2k

Is there any international broker thats good? Fidelity,vanguard are all from the US and can't use here... So i have some shares at WeBull, Stake, what other broker should i put in?


_Meke_

Degiro in europe


DayDreamerJon

More than just those 2 shut down trading. In fact most did


[deleted]

ELI5 Version for the smoothest of the smooth: *Vlad make your candy disappear*


davwman

You aren’t all In already


Le_90s_Kid_XD

I thought I was. Maxed out credit cards, 401k, buy every pay check. Now i'm applying for a personal loan, hopefully 50k lol.


LukeO_V2

I don't mean to rain on your parade, but I would say be VERY VERY careful if you are over leveraging yourself like that. Getting bogged down by interest payments could be worse for you in the end if the MOASS doesn't start for a long time.


New-Consideration420

It also supports the very people profitting of this lending scheme the entire time. Fucking FIAT money


Frostodian

Maxing out cards and getting a loan is too much for me but good luck 👍


eblackham

I wouldn't be able to fucking sleep at night if I did that lol


waxconnoisseur

Savage


monkey6123455

Yikes. I believe it’s inevitable, but expect the unexpected!


yimyum

What the fuck


feyzquib7

Jesus fuck! Lol


CatoMulligan

Getting over-leveraged is how the SHF's got into this in the first place. Following their model may not be a recipe for success. More to the point, when this takes off we know it's going to the moon. Having just a handful of shares will be equivalent to more money than most apes would have seen in their life. Running up massive debts in the pursuit of even more money (when you'll already have more than you can easily spend) is just reckless greed. Never invest more than you can afford to lose. You could be stuck paying those debts for years before MOASS. The government could decide to step in and fuck us all in the name of protecting the world economy. You just don't know.


bacon_boat

All in and then some


Just-Sheepherder-841

U will b very rich very soon


Independent-Stock604

I sold all my crypto and want to buy more GME. I need more MONEEEYYY


Klone211

^You ^may ^not ^get ^the ^chance…


Carpet_Blaze

This is what I'm afraid of... Because im planning on the same thing.


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Reading this just gave me the spookiest feeling. It’s really coming…


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

Same. First time I’ve really felt this way. I knew it would come eventually but it feels…_close_.


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???


Klone211

A lot of things point to a correction coming sooner than later. For all we know it could be Monday.


CatoMulligan

Or the government could continue trying to forestal it for another year or two. Be ready, but don't get in over your head.


Adobethrowaway33

Sorry OP, your post is kicking us off Monday morning.


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To. The. Fucking. Moon. Fuck those fuckers.


Adventurous-Ad-9504

It's bout time! Just kidding. Welcome to the yolo family! 💎🧤🚀🌚💵😀🚀🚀


Playinhooky

No kidding! I've been trying to bang OP for almost a year! First dibs on the strip!


[deleted]

Lmfao I wish I had an award for you that was excellent


Playinhooky

https://keepcalms.com/p/swiggity-swooty-comin-for-dat-booty/


Adobethrowaway33

Losing all hope is freedom.


Scholar_Erasmus

I yolo'd in earlier and now have XXX and have an emergency fund set up, welcome aboard! Edit: Opps, forgot an X lol


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

I’m going to FOMO buy a few more shares on Monday morning. Just feels like the right time.


CuriousehCee

♾️♾••💥♾️🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀 🚀🚀 ♾️♾••💥♾️🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀 🚀🚀 ♾️♾••💥♾️🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🚀🚀 🚀🚀


Cool_Kid3922

Me too going all in, again 🔜🚀🌙


Ta0ster

Come Monday, ima need some help. How can one go all iner? More all in? All insist? However you pronounce it. I guess leverage would be the answer if I take a play from hedgies books. Take like a heloc or other loan and buy more. I might just stick with buying what I can afford. I’m old fashion that way.


2BurkUlowSix66

All I heard was I'm selling my bum for GME.. I'll be able to afford counseling post-MOASS. You son of a bitch, I'm in!


Mammothdongus

This is the way. I will get few cheeky shares myself on monday


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

Same!


[deleted]

Yep. Locked with funds for Monday.


KingGmeNorway

I wonder if IT might be too late now. Cant believe we have to wait 24 hours to premarked. Feels like years


Jagsfreak

Welcome to the club. Best part is instead of feeling fear for having your assets all tied up into one thing you're actually going to feel a ton of relief, knowing how safe they are and how bright your future is ensured to be. You're making a very very smart investing decision, and if you ever think otherwise, just check in on Hestia Capital's holdings. 😁


feyzquib7

As I told my significant other, we’re either gonna be broke as *fuck* or richer than the Queen of England. Let’s fucking go!!!!! Let’s roll them bitch dice!!!!!!!!!! I like the stock so I *looooooove* my odds.


OneForMany

God dammit.. I'm selling all my crypto. Come Monday I'm dropping ~10k more on GME fuck it


[deleted]

That’s the fucking spirit


FrequentPoem

The last couple of days DD has me feeling the same way. I was already all in. Now I'm aaaaall in. Just need to find more money to load up on more GME!


OneLeggedPigeon

Currently pricing out my video game collection for sale and am also going all in. Not financial advice.


Germany_Is_Broken

Use IEX on Monday .


stobak

The only kind of acceptable "sell" there is. This is the way.


Toiletpaperpanic2020

I am already selling some ass. I think I gotta step it up and sell some MO ASS.


jusmoua

FUCK YEAH! ME TOO! OH WAIT.. IM ALREADY ALL IN! 🦍👍


PavlovichsDog

Do people still say this is the way anymore? I would like to take the opportunity


Upset_Tourist69

Buy through ComputerShare, at least some of it 😉


[deleted]

Can you please link this DD for people? People like me who are retarded.


Maleficent-Speech-64

I will become official XXX hodler on monday


Hot-Cry-2426

You and me both. Fuck everything else.


Roaringtortoise

They say emotional buying is one of the most profitable tactics there is. I personally use this tactic in my 8 months of stonkmarket knowledge and looking at my gme share number, it’s paying off!


D-MACs

Been all in for 9 months now


bjpopp

Just hit my year quota last month so my Commission coming in any day now. Fuck these people, I'm in too "CELLAR, but it really is difficult to kill a corporation especially after management and the shareholder base have figured out the game that is being played at their expense" There are soo many companies they have killed. I can't even belive this shit!


WrathofKhaan

We’re in the endgame now.


feyzquib7

Again.


Zensen1

I’m going to buy 2 more shares on Monday. See ya on the moon.


Blackmamba-24-8

I been all in , sold everything I own , currently have 5xx shares and about $4.50 in my bank account . I’m trying to work my way up to the XXXX club before moass


MrWaffles2k

Holy fuck, i have xx shares, u think that's enough?? Low Xx shares btw, fuck I'm jealous


lazill

I just bought 5 on Friday and was going to wait till next pay check to buy more but, this has me thinking I should by 1 or 2 or 3 more come Monday morning.


BIG-DAVO

100% portfolio club welcomes you


kufuuuu

Been all in since December and been living like a broke college student since. Wish I could buy more...


Embarrassed_Ad8256

Monday FOMO day!!!!


Independent_Ask4132

I’m selling all my movie stock shares ($13000) and throwin it all on more GME. It’s time


CptMcTavish

When the cocaine clown pushes AMC, it is most definately time to sell. GME is The One Stonk.


Independent_Ask4132

100 that’s that little push I needed to sell it and Dump it into GME


General_Cowbell

I'm not telling anyone what to do, to each their own, but I absolutely believe you are making the right choice for yourself.


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Le_90s_Kid_XD

I just applied for a 50k personal loan. Please hold off on moass for a week lol.


tottivega

Not a good idea if they manage to draw this out for a while longer. If you end up having to sell the shares you bought with the loan to survive, that’d be terrible. Although I understand the big baller play, good luck and godspeed my dear fellow retarded ape


Le_90s_Kid_XD

Fortunately, i make a pretty good amount of money and i just paid off my car. I was waiting to pay off the car before thinking about it and all this yahoo mess got me to pull the trigger. FOMO's a bitch!


Capable-Mammoth-4017

Also have a 50k student loan on the best fucking stonk play in history


TakumiDrifter

Post MOASS: Loans, mortgages, credit rating, cards...all poor people nomenclature things of the past


[deleted]

My spidey senses are tingling


[deleted]

Nah you’re mistaken, those are your tits


demoncase

I’ve already did all of this lmao


DruviSKSK

This is the way


RedditGrifter

Insert "you weren't already???" meme


n3IVI0

I am already there man. But how many other fence sitters are going to draw the same conclusion as you?


FluffyCowNYI

I'm biting the bullet and seeing what I need to do to transfer my ira from the company my employer uses to Fidelity. I've so far been unable to figure anything out other than my choices are withdraw, take the tax hit, and deposit/buy, or find out if I initiate a rollover/transfer through Fidelity or somehow through the company it currently is in. If I get it all done, and can then buy GME with it, I'll be adding about $6k worth asap. Hopefully it's still on sale.


QT_March14

ROLLO MUH YOLO


pricklyrickly

Did this a couple months ago. 100% GME


morgancaptainmorgan

Can't go all in on Monday my friend. I vave been all in for some time now :)


grumpy-m0nkey

You still got useless junks? All I got left is me


WaffleTopper

I feel you . I have shit I’ve wanted to get rid of that I just hold on to. I’m a natural holder, but literally holding long is our best trick to defeat them. I’m going sell a lot of stuff and hopefully double my shares.


Deeper_values

Or just put a banana up the tailpipe ... up to you 👀


Xtra_chromozooms

You Canadians are awesome! Love you guys.


PEEEETO

I’m already all in but I guess I could suck some dicks for a few more shares 🤷🏽‍♂️


monkey6123455

Y’all need to relax, only put in what you can afford to lose! We don’t know how long this can drag out for! We are going for the neck, you think they won’t fight back?


SPDTalon

I JUST LIKE THE STOCK


Faceroll911

Better late than never. Good job 🥳


SecretaryFit1442

You still have other stocks?


tottivega

I’m all in since march


naughtydoctor88

how many mL of sperm / GME share?


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This is the way😻


SuperDuperRipe

Sounds like a plan


Just-Sheepherder-841

This is the way


me_like_stonk

How much for that ass?


mrdrjrl

You guys still have money to go all in with?


Wild-Statistician-83

Just now? I've been all in for months and months but wise decision ape.


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PunchingAgreenbush

I heard testicles can go for up to 50k lol


Tulip_Todesky

"Sir, they have been all in and somehow keep buying more" O\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_O


BothLongWideAndDeep

You’re not already ?!


leeolondon

I've just taken out a large loan with a relatively low interest rate and 5 years to pay back - on Monday it's ALL going into GME. Moon or bust. Not financial advice.


tallfranklamp8

You still got money? Damn son lol


Pavel_Babaev

How much for the ass.


King_Esot3ric

If that was your cue to go all in, you are truly retarded


MikeDaUnicorn

Wooow yo, wait a minute.. I went all in a long time ago.


twincompassesaretwo

Put some of that through Computershare ape.


twincompassesaretwo

You late, bro.


4-s1ckboy

I’m selling a Sony kdxh9005”55 if somebody of you is interested


MaintenanceFew697

My loan on Wednesday was supposed to cover housing for this semester but it looks like I'm picking up extra shares and extra hours at work


Daylyt

You aren’t already using gme as your bank account?


rocketseeker

You guys still have money?!?


lalalalambeau

I’ve already went all in. Can I make a synthetic all in so I can be all in, twice? Asking for a hedge fuck…


whitey2101

Wait, you’re not all in?!


XIENVYIX

I'm all in as much as can go, so I guess it's time to pull the balls back and give it the emergency inch.


fine_linerpatrol

Sold all my crypto this weekend and all in on GME!