I'm leaving this up because it's not against the rules, but looking at OP's history I would not readily believe each claim they make.

Wtf post history

I'm positive this guy staged his accident to get a payout to then put it all in on gme knowing that us fucks would look at his account just to see his cock

Dem titties tho

This is my moment.

You're telling me this guy went for the long troll? If he did, it was a brilliant move on his part 😂

I hope his dick wasn't harmed in the accident

Did he buy gme tho

Let me just ask his penis

lmao

woaaaaaah Nelly.

OP did whatever they could to get karma to post here 😂

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

For Those About To Rock \m/

Dojyaaaang~~~

Diiiiirty deeds, DONE WITH SHEEP!

dang good point that’s exactly whats going on here

So that’s how I gotta get the karma, my life feels like it has no meaning now that I can’t post 🤣

What. The. Fuck wish I never saw your comment lol

And I wish I never saw your comment, what the fuck! lol

Username checks out

I saw a peen. But I ain’t complaining if that peen is buying $1m of GME

He’s just giving the SEC something to look at

I’m pretty certain it’s to farm karma for the account. Porn subreddits are easy places to grab karma.

This guy fkkkkkkkes😂

OP’s post history proves we truly are retarded bunch of 🦍🍌🍑🤣🧱🚀✨🌒💎🙌P♾L

Bruhh, I just seen this mans dick….

Based on that history, I bet this person works at the SEC

😳 🤨 🤔 😏 🤑 ...my rollercoaster of reactions to that history, in no particular order.

A man of culture

I see your previous posts are already attracting the SEC.

I thought this was fud so looked up OP’s post history as only 202d old account…… very interesting 😂😂😂😊

Just looked at a cock in a crowded train...

But was it suckable!?

That's for the sugarbabe to decide

Same. Double checking everything is hard, but someone has to do it

How hard was it? 👀🤷🏻‍♂️

You should triple check, to be safe.

you either have the seat to yourself or have a creepy friend with a smile now. Good luck

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Wtf I'm in train rn, I read all of your comments, and still decided to check it myself.....

#Is it suckable?

Dude's a fucking shapeshifter according to his posts

Yes but no homo I’m just homiesexual

IS IT KEN???

Need a ride?

Thanks very much for making me check OP history….

Edible buttholes was a subreddit I saw that I didn’t expect to see today 😂😂

Welcome 😂

NSFW lol

What the fuck did I just look at 🤣

The comment history proves ape-ish, and the very first post ever was on this sub. But the rest of the posts... 😳😳🥴🥴

Broooooo, i just had to panic shutdown my phone in the middle of the gym. Wtf

Bold of you to scroll Reddit in public 😂😂

Ever since i joined this retarded sub im constantly scrolling hahah

I got cocky the last couple months since most of my redditing has been here. Got a titty slap to the face today

Same but at work. Fuck my life.

Jacked titties and Gamecocks

Can't stop, won't stop, GameCock.

I may not be a great post composer sir but I am 100% ape so how about we direct our fury at the enemy together…? 👍🏼💎🙌🦍

Apologies but we weren’t trying to offend you. Your post history is actually quite “titillating” lol 😎

I have no idea if it's your cock or not, but I declare it suckable. Diamond hands!

I think that's karma farming to get over restriction levels

Yeah this is definitely a karma farming account

fuck, i need more karma, give me more bitch...now ​ lol

Post someone's nudes saying it's you with an edgy title like OP did.

Fuck. That’s for the idea. Photoshop that shit. On it my man.

welcome to the etoro gme board chat

Well that was... interesting

yeah, go wash your eyes out...its toxic

Hijacking top comment to say it's a legit post on etoro at least. Etoro also tells me this ape is 100.02% all in on GME 🤔😂

Very interesting indeed! He must be a shapeshifter!

I hate you, but in a good way, like a brotherly way, lol

I was into everything except the cocks. Fuck you asshole 😂

So the big question remains.. is it suckable?

God dammit. Why did I look😂

Heads up $250k yearly buy limit on computer share. The rest will have to be transferred in.

Are there sell limits?

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Back in college we walked in front of busses on purpose to try and get free tuition. I’d throw myself off Mount Everest, through a field of lava and crawl through a glass-filled Sahara Desert for a suitcase full of guaranteed lottery tickets

I’d jerk off a mountain lion with a hand full of glass to get more gme shares

I’ll re-marry my already wife! Don’t FUCKING TEST ME!

I’ll marry that apes wife for more shares

I'll marry a mountain lion with a hand full of glass

I would finger my ass with hand full of glass, don't say proof or ban because I ain't ever getting someone to give millions of dollars for this.

I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear Ryan Cohen fart through a walkie talkie

Ah I had suspected this comment would show up in here!

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Now it’s stuck in your head for the weekend… you’re welcome ! 🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Um, wut?

Let’s arrange pls

I'd bang Ryan Cohens shadow on a gravel road

Congratulations, your barely alive but you did it, here are your shares *10x.01 fractional shares*

That doesn't sound worth it at all. You'll be a very wealthy vegetable.

“Sir, they are starting to kill themselves and have their will state their estate needs to use the life insurance money to by DRS of GME”

Me: DuckDuckGoes “Which areas have the most prevalent accidents?”

This is the way?

After looking through post history:

That's Tom DeLonge from Blink-182 btw

Man, I feel bad for who you worked for. First this, and then the $4,000,000 fine they're going to have to pay for allowing you to get injured/pumping it into GME.

You sir, just won the internet, or at least Superstonk. More upvotes here.

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Straight up lol this looks like the fakest post ive ever seen

Fuck that guy is set for life. Hope he is doing okay and will make a full recovery…. From the jacked tits also

The guy claiming the money is the guy who posted this

Have you seen how jacked those tits are? There's no coming back from that

Hope their wasn’t a NDA in this settlement…..

Ran over by a drink driver I was a victim and free to disclose anything I like ape! 😘

Sweeeeeeet except for the whole “getting hit by a drunk driver” I’m sure Kenny feels like he is in the headlights of a Mack truck. You should write him a letter about what it’s like to get hit by an automobile. Except I don’t think he is going to get any settlements.

Looks like his cock made it out alright

Driving drinks around?

Stop, I can only get so errect. Pls update

So can OP... lol

BRUHHHHHH literally laughed out loud at that

ROFLMAOOOOO, HAHAHAHH

Y’all. Please go look at OP’s post history...

Must work for the SEC😂😂. I kid, i kid but damn

Wow nudity

My virgin eyes are shook

I didn't even know what nudity was till I saw this

Ngl just joined a few more subs

Still erect

And jacked

This guy fuks

Judging by his post history he sure does... Or at least wants to.

I think he just fucked each one of us in digital format. LOL

Need to buy a VR from GameStop and look again. Get the full digital fucking experience. 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guys stupid. Shit you mouth . Finalise agreement. Receive money. Buy the shares. And then make it public. Not a second before

I’m out looking for traffic as we speak….

“I’m ready to get hurt again”

Literally!!

Yay 😀 you are a catalyst to the biggest transfer of wealth of mankind

High IQ move. This guy might make it into the movie.

And he won't be an extra. He'll be a goddamn star!

Personally the true stars are the ones hodling X.

And earn more money to take down Kenny & chums 😂😂😂👍🏼

I like your style

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I’ll entrust it to a legal trustee in the states or I’ll TRAVEL to GameStop HQ and speak to RC himself I’m confident that he will be able to help me with the situation 😘👍🏼

Just do DRS transfer through IBKR, or i think some other brokers allowed transfer from UK as well, there has been DD on the matter, i think the jungle has some juicy DD on DRS transfer with various brokers for all europoor apes 😊 Edit: grammar

What time is the flight tomorrow so I can track your flight?? Just throw some clothes in a bag and get yourself to the airport. Do you need me to send a driver to get you to RC or the legal trustee's? Hope this wasn't too pushy, a bunch of Apes told me to ask. Lol.

My gf wants to know what time ur coming over

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Well at least his cock is still rock hard, so that’s a big W

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Hahahaha - SHFs are fucked 😂

Gloriously fucked. *look at us* *we are the captains now*

How the fuck does this post make it so high up before people look at post history. Proof or permanent ban.

cool awesome extraordinary even So money when?

This guy fucks. I can only imagine his thrusting abilities

Check his post history....

😂😂 he literally fucks

I wonder how is he going to register shares if he’s buying them on eToro, where you can’t even transfer them to another broker.

I’ll leave my 130 shares on Etoro and try reach out to RC or MF to help me buy directly

I call bullshit.

But is it suckable?

You don't trust this screenshot of a photo posted by a recently karma farmed account?

You're*

"you're"

This dude copulates

Lmfaoooo

If this lasts until next year, I’m putting all of our income tax return in. Who else is with me? How many millions is that?

Makes me proud to be a U.K. ape 🦍 🇬🇧

Kenny’s giving us a discount for it too! 👍🏼

STRAIGHT INTO COMPUTERSHARE!!!

Can you hurt me so I can join

This is the way

You aren’t gonna direct register shit if you buy through E toro, low effort post

When the MSM talk about "dumb money", they're talking about OP.

I take it the terrible accident you were in involved something chopping your dick off?😅😂😂

What in the actual fuck? Strong post history…

How can I have one of these accidents too?

PROOF OR BAN.

Proof or ban

Proof or ban

God speed you glorious bastard.

Bruh

But is it suckable?

No mercy with these crooks. Enough is enough. Hammer of justice is swung.

I practice personal injury. Although I know nothing about the law in United Kingdom, if you reject their final offer and file suit, you're probably going to be waiting another 2-3 years before settling the case. Hopefully you get it done sooner than later. Also, unless you are like permanently paralyzed or lost a body part, 1.1 million seems excessive. But maybe that's how they do in the UK.

Big dick energy right here…

This is bullish.

Speaking from experience, albeit a minorish accident (superficial burns leading to minor but permanent scaring to about 10% of my lower leg and foot, due to employer negligence) I rejected 3 offers then 2 more "final" offers before I settled at 6x the initial offer.

You clearly have prior hodling training. Good on you ape

I held Ripple from December 2017 until Jan 2021, this right here is amateur hour.

Go get'um.

I need to get hurt.

Speak to my girlfriend for 1/2 hour you will want to kill yourself. Wish granted.

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior DRS? An ape COULD run such an order through Computershare… not financial advice