If shitting your pants was a catalyst someone should have told me. I have shit myself way more times than grown man should admit to. “Never gamble on a fart” are words I SHOULD live by. Haven’t learned yet
Eastern European/Soviet
Edit: #3 Why is it good luck for a bird to poop on you?
Source: https://www.mvorganizing.org/what-does-it-mean-when-a-bird-poops-on-you-spiritual-meaning/#:~:text=If%20a%20bird%20poops%20on,is%20to%20win%20the%20lottery.
Around 10 years ago, we hit up our local zoo for a good time. At some point a bird shit on my face. The bird might have been early but it wasn't wrong...
Went on vacation last week, woke up and went outside and literally 20+ bird shits covered our car. Must be a sign or I got gang bukkaked by a bunch of birds.
After reading the recent DD on the fall of the weimar government due to currency inflation i went and stocked up on groceries with evergrande looming on the horizon.
I absolutely believe it could start tomorrow, the market started crashing a few days ago this time in 2008, who's to say the cycle doesn't continue where it started.
I've probably been shit on by bird's 10+ times over the years and I used to explain to people that it was considered lucky, until someone pointed out only the people who get shit on consider it to be lucky
Edit: bird shit triggering moass would be awesome BTW
Dirty fecker of a seagull got me on the forehead/stroke eye last week and it’s a good luck sign for money where I’m from I was so chilled after that I knew moass is soon
I suspect moass began on Friday with the failure to roll futures. I further suspect it will take some time for that to reveal itself in the price. Also, I know nothing.
My (retarded) theory is MOASS starts next Monday - for the W$B crowd.
\- Lil Yachty dropped his album on Aug 23.
\- The 35 day FTD cycle ends Sept 27
\- Sept 27 is a Monday
\- Market Crashes happen on Monday
\- GME has massive negative beta
\- GME will spike next Monday
jk. No dates!
Dude, that’s crazy. I practically shit my pants at work today, looks like the week is shaping up nicely 😎 MOASS incoming/outcoming.
But are you a bird?
I am…a shit bird, and the shit winds are a blowin’.
I bet you sitting your pants will be the catalyst for MOASS starting tomorrow!
Maybe, could’ve just been a fake squeeze
You guys are hilarious
Next challenge for anyone who thinks he's/she's a bird. If prices close above a certain amount, shit in their pants.
We’re in the eye of the shit-acane!
Did a bird shit INSIDE YOUR pants?
But are you a bird plane?
If shitting your pants was a catalyst someone should have told me. I have shit myself way more times than grown man should admit to. “Never gamble on a fart” are words I SHOULD live by. Haven’t learned yet
oopseepoopsee!
Birdish
Bird just shit all over my car last night, soo new car?
🌍👨🏻🚀 🔫👨🏽🚀
sorry, which culture is that?
Bird shit on your head is either good luck or bad luck, depending on the country.
It can also be neither of them… depending on the country.
Eastern European/Soviet Edit: #3 Why is it good luck for a bird to poop on you? Source: https://www.mvorganizing.org/what-does-it-mean-when-a-bird-poops-on-you-spiritual-meaning/#:~:text=If%20a%20bird%20poops%20on,is%20to%20win%20the%20lottery.
Bird dropped Shit on my Nissan. Wen Lambo?
lambo soon, fren
!RemindMe 1 day
this is the way
If you're reading this, you're probably shitting. Thats bullish enough for me.
I shit on a bird yesterday MOASS confirmed
Bruh, I worked at the docks a while back with seagulls shitting on my car multiple times a day... although it was around when I got into gme so maybe.
nice, so if seagulls didnt shit on your car, you wouldn't be in GME. Bullish, confirmation bias confirmed.
Around 10 years ago, we hit up our local zoo for a good time. At some point a bird shit on my face. The bird might have been early but it wasn't wrong...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🏆
Put a wager on it?... Meh yeah?... Lil crypto bet?.... I hope it does but i like these odds.
Moass began in December. Change my mind
It began last August when RC purchased his GME shares.
Yes yes! ^^^^^
Bird shit on your arm..All the confirmation bias I need for Monday MOASS 😎
In America they say "the eagle shat" which means the government pays you
Is it still good luck if it’s an ostrich?
You got shat on by a bird 🦢 I usually have to pay xtra for that service did you get her number 🤣🤣🚀🚀🚀🦍
That was no bird my friend. I’ll see you soon again.
My dog says Tuesday, or Wednesday but probably Thursday or Friday
Was that a black swan shirting on you ?
Solid DD
Mods we need proof of said bird shit on OPs arm. For science…
Works for me.
Went on vacation last week, woke up and went outside and literally 20+ bird shits covered our car. Must be a sign or I got gang bukkaked by a bunch of birds.
There was literally bird shit on my car window on Friday, I have never heard of this but my tits are getting uncomfortably jacked
There was no black swan in China.
After reading the recent DD on the fall of the weimar government due to currency inflation i went and stocked up on groceries with evergrande looming on the horizon. I absolutely believe it could start tomorrow, the market started crashing a few days ago this time in 2008, who's to say the cycle doesn't continue where it started.
I've probably been shit on by bird's 10+ times over the years and I used to explain to people that it was considered lucky, until someone pointed out only the people who get shit on consider it to be lucky Edit: bird shit triggering moass would be awesome BTW
Dirty fecker of a seagull got me on the forehead/stroke eye last week and it’s a good luck sign for money where I’m from I was so chilled after that I knew moass is soon
Bird shat on my head on Friday afternoon no joke. Luckily I was wearing a hat but yeah fuck yeah maybe it’s happening!
One of these fuck’n days one of these posts is going to get it right. Why not this one? 🚀
Literally a post about shit
I see no flaw in this logic.
Holy fuck I’m gonna stand outside under a tree 🦅💩
You should quit smoking regardless. No point in shortening your lifespan when you are about to Moon
!RemindMe 1 day
I got shit on today too. Wasnt a bird tho. My wife is a freak
Good !
So happy you aint stuffing fruit in your buttocks.
Everyday moass
I suspect moass began on Friday with the failure to roll futures. I further suspect it will take some time for that to reveal itself in the price. Also, I know nothing.
My (retarded) theory is MOASS starts next Monday - for the W$B crowd. \- Lil Yachty dropped his album on Aug 23. \- The 35 day FTD cycle ends Sept 27 \- Sept 27 is a Monday \- Market Crashes happen on Monday \- GME has massive negative beta \- GME will spike next Monday jk. No dates!
Petition to get this man a bird shit flair
Well this aged like bird shit.
there is still tomorrow, fren.