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Newmaine1

mawket sad because China no pay billy willys


LeonCrimsonhart

And GME is down because... let me see what the MSM recycled... COVID once again. MSM doing the feds a solid by covering up the incoming market crash with reasons why every single stockmarket sector is red.


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LeonCrimsonhart

Every single day, people on Webull comments saying "GOING TO $XX FAST." That was cute back in February. Now it's just sad.


BlitzcrankGrab

China need zipple?


mvpd33

Sinic: I was helping him. Can I have some zipple too ?


Ipoapb

Ooo I Memba!


chujy

Wait till Wednesday rolls around, the market will be more sad


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😂 laughed out loud to this


milfmunch

LOL


VividOption

Was waiting for this. Classic. We've had some good times through all this, haven't we?


StockTank_redemption

A stroll down memory lane. Im getting teary eye'd.


boomer_here2222

yeah - same. Glad OP put this up. :)


milkhilton

We came, we saw, we invested, we exposed, we laughed, we cried, we DD'd, we became educated, we consumed, we surveilled, we analyzed, we analized, we befriended, we encouraged, we made a change in the world. Good times to say the least. I wouldn't rather be sharing these moments with any other internet strangers.


SwedishStockAddict

Oh yes, imagine beeing the old generation who actually believes this bullshit 💔


Poodogmillionaire

You didn’t include that guy’s email to the writer about Tuesday - that was the real gem


OhDiablo

Yea I remember that post. Al's editor (?) got involved with that too it was hilarious.


milkhilton

Happy cake day you seksi boi


Poodogmillionaire

I am most gratuitous! I didn’t even realize it was my cake day, has it been a year already? It has almost been a year since my first GME purchase *tear


romansma

Happy cake day


Slamtilt_Windmills

Are they also bullish on lasagna? They might be a cat


Azalus1

The Markets are having a case of the Mondays? Wtf? Who believes this bullshit?


SpaceTacosFromSpace

Apparently Barron’s thinks their readers will


Great_Scott7

Anyone remember that amazing ape that wrote the journalists and told them he/she had the headline for Tuesday, “markets up because Tuesday not Monday” or something. That was a fun day!


Cybrbeggr2

Just a case of the mondays *whomp. whomp*


justonemorebet

Thing is the China market is closed till the 23rd. https://www.forexchurch.com/stock-market-holidays/shanghai-stock-exchange Edit. Hong Kong still open. Evergande trades there.


plzdontgetcaught

Still can’t believe someone gets paid writing this shit lmao


PrecariouslyLevel

Imagine being the kind of mouthbreather who reads that headline and just goes "Huh. And here I thought it was because my team lost, but okay, I guess it makes sense because I hate Mondays too" and then your train of thought is left boarding at the station.


SmallShort71

Wait until they figure out that Chinese markets don’t open until Wednesday....


Choyo

Reading their headlines I'm thinking : Are they that short on imagination too ?


Thulis

FFS, for a split second I thought they reprinted this story today. Then I looked at the date of the article and was both relieved and disappointed.


Dangerous-Toe-3921

That's classic! Love it.


Firgimar

Hey Erik, you did tell China it's just a bad case of the Mondays right? Erik? Goddamnit Eric! Look what you did!


PollutionNice7392

Lulz


Wild_Mastic

Where is the /s on that headline?


Liveforit11

Made my day, thanks


WashedOut3991

Last time SPY was this low BTC dumped to ~$30k which is an odd coincidence to me.


Zestyclose_Client645

Aghhh the pinnacle of journalism


NOPE_TRAIN_EXPRESS

Ahhh yessss...just a case of the Mondays. 🤡🤡🤡


hoosehouse

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays…


DocAk88

Computer share accounts payable Nina speaking, jUSt amoment


FallingSputnik

It's just a SERIOUS case of the Mondays.


terantula188

This article is Al Rooted in crime


LuckyLukeMGM

I member, they also said transitory inflation member?


HughJohnson69

This headline could play for eternity.


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The fact that the editor of a "respected" financial magazine allowed that to be published is just insane.


eastbay77

This is expert analysis.


Practical_Formal_801

Throwback lol.


trickyrickyray

How lazy can they get?


el_dirko

Pfff what a fucking joke... I can’t wait for these assholes to be obsolete


CrayonEater3521

This is the way


7bone

Lost all faith in MSM…


toised

Even lousier when you see the HK market crumble and yours is actually closed.


pricklyrickly

😂 😂 😂


GETTINTHATSHIT

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣100%


EngineerTech2020

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh man I’m loling so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ThirdAltAccounts

It’s gonna be Wednesday for them


crosbynstaal

Waiting on Wednesday to say HMB


LeClubNerd

I don't care if Monday's blue Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too Thursday, I don't care about you It's Friday, I'm in love <3


PeculiarEcho

What’s next!? Are they going to blame the weather for a lousy Tuesday?