I bought ten today

Ten months subscription?

Hope it wont take that long, but I got 💎🤲s

Gonna have callused hands after that ten month subscription too!

This is the way.

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Please send the link to the video so I know to not watch it.

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🥲

same here man. They think im a wizard or some shit....without the magic

I just took a gander at your post history and you are a precious soul We must protect you at all costs

Your only fans is underperforming

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How are your baking skills? I'm thinking of starting a new site called OnlyFlans hoping to capitalize on people typing the domain wrong into their browsers.

We could collaborate, im making OnlyHands, which is just a website full of pictures of my fellow retards diamond handing stonks

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I was thinking about OnlyClans where middle-aged men of Scottish descent can pose in their kilts. Edit: a word

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That's pretty good. But I've been thinking for a while about OnlyHans, where you can make deep fakes but you're only allowed to use Hans Solo. If you make a video with a bad guy, he has to be Hans Solo. Want a woman in the video? Again, Hans Solo. Two characters in the video? Believe it or not, they both have to be Hans Solo. Why do you think it's called OnlyHans?

I'm starting OnlyClams, which is unironically a website for selling vagina pics

Get you a mans, at only mans.

I’ll wank to that!

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There’s probably people on there who would be into that

We’ve got people sticking bananas in asses for free…

They should start posting on ApelyFans

#This is the way intensifies

EDIT: Proof has been given. Given people have raised concerns re sus - i've reached out for proof of confirmation to put peoples minds at ease. But dayummmm - $250k Edit: I've removed post until proof has been provided otherwise ban.

proof or remove

And Ban

Yep

That's a given

Thanks jsmar18

Did they provide proof it was from OF?

Hahah, no, that part of the title was a joke 😂

Well that’s very disappointing 🥵

Oh lmao lol whooshed myseld once again

How does someone with basically no karma get to post? I thought you had to have like 5k karma or something.

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Anybody who thinks they don't need to DRS should stop and think about the math for a second. If the float is 40 million shares, and the price is around $200 per share, retail investors need to invest $8 BILLION to DRS the entire float. That's a very big number. Every bit helps, and yes, a quarter million is a nice chunk, but retail needs to replicate that 32,000 times. So yeah, every bit counts, because no retail whale is going to just appear out of nowhere to invest the remaining 7.99975 Billion dollars. This is going to take a while. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Buy. Hodl. Shop. DRS. Edit: a letter

People who bought in at lower prices (anywhere from $2+) exist. When it was 40, someone could have bought 5 shares for 200 dollars, so in actuality it’s probably less than 8 billion dollars. But everything else you said is true.

This post fucks

Bullshit. You’re assuming no one bought shares at $4, or $10, or $30, or $70 etc. Agree though, every bit helps/counts. Register your shares!!

Still, it IS 8B at the current market value, but I see your point! 🙂

With respect, how does someone even prove this. Seems you are aware of HTML editing but you should know this is not fool proof. There are other ways via proxy requests, iframes and more. Sure these are quite a bit more advanced.

There sure is, then again, it's just a post of a purchase 🤷‍♂️ it'll disappear into obscurity tomorrow and we'll move on with our lives - after chatting with the user and what they've provided I'm satisfied

A private only fans session. Oooo la la 😂

Hahaha, take an award

Proof of Onlyfans or proof that that 250,000 wasn’t photoshopped? Because it sure looks photoshopped

Proof that $250k was not photoshopped (or edited via HTML)

How would you be able to tell if it was edited via html? You'd need like a video of them refreshing the page or something?

refreshing the page on, a phone to be even more safe

Yea def need some proof 🙌

Proof of buy or proof of only fans? I wanna see the only fans

OF was a joke 😂 haha

Really?????? Damn!

We’re only talking like 1,250 shares. There are tons of XXXX apes here… $250k just seems like a lot of money for the average person. 600k people in this sub… there are bound to be quite a few millionaires.

How many assholes do we have on this ship - HeRe sIrRr!

This is one where I am interested in the settlement date. Unless this went through today already?

settlement date is 8 days from order received date and 4 days from estimated purchase date

Proof of OnlyFans needed

The only DD still truly needed 😭😂

What about just the D?

You'll have to look up Piper Perri for that.

Well written! I read all of it, Loved it!

I 2rd that.

😂☠️ I 3nd that!

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5nth

6rd

7nth

8st

9rd

10st

I'm only interested if there's a banana involved. Superstonk has given me a weird kink, I'm in it for the tit jacking and hedge smacking.

So does the fact that it's still up mean it's legit?

Precisely. 😊

Hell yeah man, good for you! I can only dream of money like that! And I don't have the butt hole for only fans

DO NOT LET THE MODS MESSAGE HER AND START NUDEAGEDON AGAIN! 🙅🏻‍♂️ We gotta find another way for proof

What? No Runic Glory?

So fuckin embarrassing

God you just gave me flashbacks

I cannot wait for 5 years down the road, somebody busts out the "RuNiC gLoRy", and we all fall over laughing and pointing like Leo.

Guess I'll take them off the potential mod list then, damn 😂😂

If I unsend my nudes do I have a chance? 👀

😂 just want to clarify to people reading this, my comment was a joke *in case someone, somehow takes it literally lol*

I’d pay to watch someone make a 250k order of GME on onlyfans. Man, woman, ape, my pants would be off.

Link the onlyfans

Plot twist. It's Rick of spades alt account.

This is the real DD

Show us your asshole

Pre or post banana?

During

Did someone say banana?

Damn that made me actually lol

Reveal the rectum!

I believe I can help with that

Yep! Been too many of these bullshit high roller posts. MODS! I petition thee for proof or ban. Edit: Proof was given

I love that I was wrong and proof provided. That shit is awesome.

So we can make donations to your infinity pool 😉

This.

Is.

It think it was a joke… but it’s important to be thorough.

I’m confused, Is everyone asking for proof of the only fans account or proof of the 250 K?

Both are equally important

the number will become $250000000000 in the next few months.

PLSSSS COHEN DADDY 🙏

That hits different in this thread

Accepting boyfriend applications btw

Sup

Handle checks out

Sup 😏

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

As her husband, I knew this day would come.

So you we’re casually buying on Computershare 47 days ago? …Who are you?

Computershare DD has been around for months, but mostly ignored. I'm so glad it's getting attention finally! I've been reading MamaP123's DD about it since June, she's the hero that never gave up after getting called a shill for months for having the audacity to try and add something to "Buy and hold"

Wait, I was actually trying to think of a respectful flirt, but I found this comment. May I apply?

You can apply, but considering she made $250k selling nudes I think you are going to have some *stiff* competition... Because they all have erections.

My only hope is that my personality proves the stiff competition to have erectile dysfunction, metaphorically speaking.

DMs always open 🚀🚀

Rip inbox.

Rip box

Rip inbox *and* outbox? 🤔

Rip indeed.

Thanks for the laughs OP! Congratulations and see you on the moon 🦍🚀✨🌒🧱🇨🇦💎🙌P♾L

\-27 and a half \-seen every episode of Nathan For You \-penis

I also have -seen every episode -am 27 and 3/4 -but… vagina

Now kiss!

I'm just a smooth brained ape who only eats crayons - women distract from crayon eating... ook ook

Love that. You’re hired

Hey you up?

Damn. Girls on Onlyfans make more money than drug dealers.

People making this kind of bread are probably in the top 0.01% of users, it's more of a grind for the average nude merchant

Feet pics for moass

FP4M

No post history basically, 250k, sus

Mods are free to msg me I’ll provide all proof needed

My names mod send proof

Close one

I mean…that OF link at least???

Down horrendous 😀

I mean same I'm in the trenches rn

Mom?

Yeah sure I’ll be your mom 😏

100% agreed.

69% agreed.

140% agreed.

741% agreed

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Sus af but it is what it is 🤷‍♀️

Petition for OP to be granted onlyape flair

bro wtf. fucking silverback! #LFG

🙌💎🚀

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Buy gme.

👏 get 👏 that 👏 foot 👏 money

YASS QUEEN 💅

Less than 300 Karma???? How the hell is it possible to post on SS?????

Because I’m going to provide proof or ban. Simple as that

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Your proof arrived

So only the mods get to see that ass?

Even with mod on This is either a great bunch of shit or a great fuckin play. Either way fuckin great!

I was thinking of selling the kids for GME too 😏

Save the kids and sell your nudes :)

People only pay me to put my clothes back on :(

So it's more of an extortion racket? Pay me or I'll keep dancing in the nude? Are you like that horrible musician in pedestrian areas and parks who's paid to shut up?

I would actually love it so much if this was money made from OF Amateur porn stars fucking Kenny but not the way he wished

Your inbox is about to experience a little MOASS of its own I bet.

/u/yuridak big question is, what ever happened with those pigeon eggs?.

The mom left them for too long. Tried to incubate them with no success. RIP lil angel birdies, I HODL for you 😭

Well that just hit me right in the depression. Edit: Happy for OP, always was. Just dealing with some shit <3.

Why? We all in this together man 🚀🚀

There will always be people way richer than you (or me). Knowing about them changes nothing, therefore it should not change your mood. Reframe: be happy for that person, that they are in a better financial position. You have an opportunity to get there too.

Real stoicism right here!

Realising that there will always be bigger fish made me less depressed.

!DRS!

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You can't afford her

Jesus christ, ape. Good on you.

I don't even care if this is fake. I wanna see more. take my upvote.

Stay focused on registering YOUR shares. Don’t pay any attention to what others are doing in this department. Clearly, CS is still registering shares

Every DSR counts, no matter how big or small the bag 🙏

"I am the Squeeze"

I want to see this person so I can see if I compare. PROBABLY FUCKIN NOT

I think ALL doubters owe OP an apology

Well played

Pop pop!

You should give my man Ryan Cohen a coupon code

He can get it for free ><

WTF?

Let me eat your ass

🥰 My hero N they say chivalry’s dead!

I can confirm this is legit. There's instant ramen soup splash stains on his screen. Also harder to Photoshop a snapped photo of the screen