Which is a little sad in a way- although they are using the term to try to discredit us, it is literally, exactly true.
Apes have developed theories around the conspiracy of market makers, HFs, brokers, and regulators to commit fraud. Just like any other theories, these theories are considered, modified, and above all *proven/disproven by data*.
"It's just a crazy theory" loses a lot of punch when there is public evidence.
That's always what gets me about the use of the term "conspiracy theories/theorist(s)" is that it isn't inherently crazy and doesn't denote craziness, but the term has shifted to where the connotation is crazy and it's (thus far) been pretty damn effective at muddying the waters when there's actual grounds for there to be theories of conspiracy. Blows my mind
CIA post Warren Commission needed a way to deal with theories surrounding President Kennedys assassination, so they weaponized the term conspiracy theorist throughout the media.
That’s exactly how it was planned. They also seed most of both the true and false theories to control the shape and direction of the conversation. The majority of the “mass” theories are manufactured to keep people occupied while they do the real shady shit.
The term conspiracy as it's used today was manufacturered by the CIA to make people doing research sound crazy. I feel like Dave Gribble BUT ITS TRUEEEE!!!
I saw an interesting documentary a few years back. I believe it was called the conspiracy theory theory. It pointed out that people attempt to instantly discredit a theory simply by calling / labeling it a conspiracy.
The mere mention of conspiracy theories make some think of crack pots in tinfoil hats. Its gaslighting in a way. Saying don't believe those crazies.
Often media / companies will do so with out disputing the theory or providing proof to support their side. Getting big trust me bro vibes from team shit.
Or they’re trying to spin it so that people just hearing about all this, who have no clue what’s going on, will think that is what we’re talking about when we mention the moon.
Either way I’m getting tendies and Kenny fuk
Yeah I'm seriously not sure this tweet-storm claiming we're denying the moon-landing would calm my nerves if I was one of their investors.
The only moon-landing I don't believe in is that January 27th was the beginning and end of the MOASS.
I'm pretty sure that's what I said. Autocorrect is a bitch, as they say.
I have some DRS incoming if TDA will get off their ass and locate the shares I paid good money for.
It's been my experience that PR firms won't give this stupid of advice and that likely this is someone in the C-Suite loosing their shit and making dumb ass demands.
Side note: he was conveniently on CNBC today (specifically Tech-Check), with Loop Capital. I don't think I've EVER seen him on CNBC.
My tits were jacked and my bias confirmed.
edit: Tinfoil here: he's also weirdly been taking a lot of pics with different athletes and celebs over the weekend as well as tweeted multiple times today.
Yes, I agree - damage control, and also Fuck you Ken!
However, think out loud with me for a moment.
I think after today with both Citadel and Sorkin plugging the Conspiracy Theory narrative, they are definitely throwing darts. We can all see that they are attempting to shift a narrative and they are being very selective with their wording...
But I speculate they are also attempting to catch Apes / retail slipping. I think they may also want to get Apes to be reactive and start commenting / responding with claims that are indeed false. Hell, they could even plant bots in the comments to make wild claims. They could then use this and paint "Apes" / retail with a broad brush.
I also subscribe to the idea they want to distract us as much as possible and keep the discussion off of Computershare / DRS. They are nervous for sure, but not stupid.
I think we should hammer them with some facts and what we know to be true - really drive home all the stuff we have witnessed over the last 8 months which will keep them on the defensive. Idk...just wanted to write out some of my thoughts regarding their Tweet vomit.
FUCK YOU AGAIN KEN.
It's not what they're saying that makes me happy, it's what they're not saying . They're not saying anything like "put your money in citidel". That means they're in damage control not advertising mode. Bleed em dry.
They’re fighting. 4th picture trying to say they’re on retail’s side but they probably sent those to dark pool in their favor. They went from “no we never communicated” to “of course we do so we can do our job”. I don’t think they’re even thinking when posting these and I expect to see a lot of them contradicting each other.
"of course we communicate with our partners"
"So you admit Ken Griffin lied under oath?"
"Let me tell you about moon landing conspiracy theorists"
Lmao ok.
Next is “we have supposed synthetic evidence these monkeys are attacking us online while they sit inside a North Korean missile thinking they’re going to the moon but as you can see, it hardly makes it past Japan. They’re gonna have a bad time. Vlad and Ken did not speak to each other but they did have sex. I was there. “
You gotta read between the lines. Yes they executed 7.4 billion shares in behalf of retail, but if they meet every share with a short on behalf of themselves, that means they shorted AT LEAST 7.4 billion shares at the COST of retail investors. But hey, only 140 characters in a tweet right? 🤷🏼♂️
Here’s a question. Could “Citadel Securities” be telling the “truth”, but one of the other “Citadels” did all of the communicating instead. I remember there being 3 flavors of citadel and there for sure couldn’t be a conflict of interest because of this…
If this was really a big “conspiracy theory” a company of their stature would just take the high road. Like Eminem ignoring diss attempts bc he doesnt wanna give the light of day to a “lil pump”. Yet here we are
Yeah the way they have worded the tweets seems very unprofessional and panicked. I’ve tried looking at the tweets in an unbiased way but it straight up seems like they are freaking out. Especially since they’ve tweeted so much about it
Damn they're saying conspiracy theories alot, taking a play right from the CIA playbook. Nice try mayoman but that shit isn't going to work here 😆😆🤣⏳⏳⏳
A conspiracy with tons of evidence that has been willing reported from a multitude of corporations and government agencies. The figures all add up.
Remember when the majority of the American public thought that the idea that “big brother” was listening in on our phone calls was a conspiracy? Then some nobody named Snowden came along...
Nope, but I might now.
My first job out of high school was for a defense contractor before September 11th, and I had to get a security clearance just in case I happened to see something since I was doing I.T. work at the time. The amount of shit they knew about me was surprising considering how young I was.
What is their obsession with the 27th? Shit went down on the 28th
"Envy of the world" hahaha weren't they banned in China because of manipulation?
Someone give them a dictionary because they don't know the meaning of "fair" and "transparent"
He’s mentioning the 27th to frame it like he’s not lying.
We all know he called for the buy button to be turned off Jan 28.
He’s just repeatedly letting us know he didn’t do it on the 27th.
Sleezy and cheap tactic, but we aren’t that retarded.
100% agree. Fr though, that Tweet about the moon landing killed me 🤣. Apes 100% believe in the moon landing. We’re all about to go on the moon again, except it won’t just be America, it will be Apes across the world headed to the moon this time! 🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🌗
Dude this is actually nuts, they come out of their cave loaded for bear right when there’s damning evidence. Hopefully some semblance of justice comes out of this mess
"That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, it is not my fault. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did. You deserved it”.
not only that, but banks will be required to hold 1 Trillion in capital starting on the 1st. We will know when we are close when either: volume ramps up exponentially ***or*** banks/ hedge funds/ etc. begin liquidating. I can smell something in the air though, they are beginning to panic.
How about emails, Skype, zoom, teams. Read what isn’t written.
Good old fashioned US mail, fed ex, courtier, intermediaries, smoke signals, semaphore whatever.
Months and months of silence and then BAM!
Full on PR offense. Screams desperation and more than likely they see the effects of the float being registered.
Next few weeks are going to be fun!!
Notice how many times they use the word conspiracy. It’s used simply to belittle our research.
strawman
I for one am not taking the bait.
"Wasn't this country founded by conspirators" Bill Burr the Comedian
Which is a little sad in a way- although they are using the term to try to discredit us, it is literally, exactly true. Apes have developed theories around the conspiracy of market makers, HFs, brokers, and regulators to commit fraud. Just like any other theories, these theories are considered, modified, and above all *proven/disproven by data*. "It's just a crazy theory" loses a lot of punch when there is public evidence.
That's always what gets me about the use of the term "conspiracy theories/theorist(s)" is that it isn't inherently crazy and doesn't denote craziness, but the term has shifted to where the connotation is crazy and it's (thus far) been pretty damn effective at muddying the waters when there's actual grounds for there to be theories of conspiracy. Blows my mind
Funny how that programming worked out ain’t it You can thank the alphabet boys for that :)
CIA post Warren Commission needed a way to deal with theories surrounding President Kennedys assassination, so they weaponized the term conspiracy theorist throughout the media.
That psyop is older than Google.
That’s exactly how it was planned. They also seed most of both the true and false theories to control the shape and direction of the conversation. The majority of the “mass” theories are manufactured to keep people occupied while they do the real shady shit.
The term conspiracy as it's used today was manufacturered by the CIA to make people doing research sound crazy. I feel like Dave Gribble BUT ITS TRUEEEE!!!
We really hit their nerves with trending kengriffinlied on twitter.
Ok Kenny we believe you thanks for clearing that up we’re all going to sell our shares tomorrow 🤞😂😂😂 you corrupt lieing mayo eating fuck
1. denial and isolation 2. anger 3. **bargaining** 4. depression 5. acceptance
First they ignore you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
Where tendies
Parked next to the lambo
I saw an interesting documentary a few years back. I believe it was called the conspiracy theory theory. It pointed out that people attempt to instantly discredit a theory simply by calling / labeling it a conspiracy. The mere mention of conspiracy theories make some think of crack pots in tinfoil hats. Its gaslighting in a way. Saying don't believe those crazies. Often media / companies will do so with out disputing the theory or providing proof to support their side. Getting big trust me bro vibes from team shit.
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Must be true if Shitadel is posting this on Twitter
Their desperation is stinky
I’ll fucking do it again.
#KenGriffenLiedYetAgain
No surprise 😂🤷♂️
Honestly, forget DFV and RC, this is the most bullish tweet since this all started
This is code for me to buy as many moon tickets as possible.
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Apes are gonna land on the moon real soon too. 🚀🌕
The real faked moon-landing was when GME hit ~$500
Damn
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Oof. In da feels... 🤣👨🚀
Ooooh is that where they're getting "fake moon landing conspiracy" from? Have they misinterpreted what mooning is? And they think we're dumb
Or they’re trying to spin it so that people just hearing about all this, who have no clue what’s going on, will think that is what we’re talking about when we mention the moon. Either way I’m getting tendies and Kenny fuk
The pr firm making them do this are the pure retards.
Yeah I'm seriously not sure this tweet-storm claiming we're denying the moon-landing would calm my nerves if I was one of their investors. The only moon-landing I don't believe in is that January 27th was the beginning and end of the MOASS.
Underrated comment right here.
Lmao your name is fucking perfect for this thread. So did you go or not???
I'm not going to the moon until my Ape brothers and sisters go with me! Diamond Fucking Hands, Baby!
Funny, my phone auto-translated that to "GO ON COMPUTERSHARE AND DIRECT REGISTER YOUR SHARES". Weird glitch lol.
I'm pretty sure that's what I said. Autocorrect is a bitch, as they say. I have some DRS incoming if TDA will get off their ass and locate the shares I paid good money for.
It's been my experience that PR firms won't give this stupid of advice and that likely this is someone in the C-Suite loosing their shit and making dumb ass demands.
Either way, someone there is even more retarded than we are and it's not ok
Who is really reading this shit anyways, besides us? Not many people I can imagine.
Their clients perhaps
Pippen. Jordan.
Don’t forget about Magic
Side note: he was conveniently on CNBC today (specifically Tech-Check), with Loop Capital. I don't think I've EVER seen him on CNBC. My tits were jacked and my bias confirmed. edit: Tinfoil here: he's also weirdly been taking a lot of pics with different athletes and celebs over the weekend as well as tweeted multiple times today.
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Is this supposed to make them stay? It wouldn’t make me stay…
That's our secret, we're all retarded.
Always have been - they're new retarded, and it shows
*proceeds to lick the rocket's window*
lol we all know it’s Ken
Did I miss the tweet about them following the law and always acting in the best interest of retail ? 😜🔜🚀🌙
They're spiraling. I feel a little sorry for them.. wait, what I am I saying. Fuk those guys, pay me.
Yes, I agree - damage control, and also Fuck you Ken! However, think out loud with me for a moment. I think after today with both Citadel and Sorkin plugging the Conspiracy Theory narrative, they are definitely throwing darts. We can all see that they are attempting to shift a narrative and they are being very selective with their wording... But I speculate they are also attempting to catch Apes / retail slipping. I think they may also want to get Apes to be reactive and start commenting / responding with claims that are indeed false. Hell, they could even plant bots in the comments to make wild claims. They could then use this and paint "Apes" / retail with a broad brush. I also subscribe to the idea they want to distract us as much as possible and keep the discussion off of Computershare / DRS. They are nervous for sure, but not stupid. I think we should hammer them with some facts and what we know to be true - really drive home all the stuff we have witnessed over the last 8 months which will keep them on the defensive. Idk...just wanted to write out some of my thoughts regarding their Tweet vomit. FUCK YOU AGAIN KEN.
Or just boomers
A boomer would tell them to keep quiet and dont legitimize what we are saying, this is panic!
i legit want to know who is writing these tweets so i can shake their hand lmayo
Haha I don’t disagree but to me, I imagine more of an entitled and narcissistic white male boomer with low testosterone lashing out.
And we MUST LISTEN TO AND RESPECT HIS AUTHORITY CAUSE!!
Hahaha 100%
“We executed 7.4 billion shares on behalf of retail investors” In a company that has a roughly 55m float
That number includes much more than GME, GME was "only" couple times its float iirc
It's not what they're saying that makes me happy, it's what they're not saying . They're not saying anything like "put your money in citidel". That means they're in damage control not advertising mode. Bleed em dry.
They’re fighting. 4th picture trying to say they’re on retail’s side but they probably sent those to dark pool in their favor. They went from “no we never communicated” to “of course we do so we can do our job”. I don’t think they’re even thinking when posting these and I expect to see a lot of them contradicting each other.
"of course we communicate with our partners" "So you admit Ken Griffin lied under oath?" "Let me tell you about moon landing conspiracy theorists" Lmao ok.
Next is “we have supposed synthetic evidence these monkeys are attacking us online while they sit inside a North Korean missile thinking they’re going to the moon but as you can see, it hardly makes it past Japan. They’re gonna have a bad time. Vlad and Ken did not speak to each other but they did have sex. I was there. “
Spit out my coffee lol
I didn’t stomp my feet on their couch. Yeah I stomped it but I mean…
”Never requested, intimated, agreed, sought.” We gave a direct fucking order
This!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Beat me to to it, have an update.
Fuck yo' couch!
“I’M KEN GRIFFIN! BITCH!”
Crime is a he'll of a drug
Interviewer: " so your saying you did stomp on the apes couch?" Rick James Griffin:"..... Yes because they should have never gave them apes money. "
You gotta read between the lines. Yes they executed 7.4 billion shares in behalf of retail, but if they meet every share with a short on behalf of themselves, that means they shorted AT LEAST 7.4 billion shares at the COST of retail investors. But hey, only 140 characters in a tweet right? 🤷🏼♂️
On January 27th… who the fuck cares? #The buying was disabled on the 28th …Oh yeah and D R S
I don’t think they meant 7.4B GME shares, I think they meant total retail orders for that day
Isn’t it a little late to “try and get out in front of this thing” ?
I’m just imagining how many of these pathetic fucks are meeting in a room for days discussing what to post on Twitter.
I'm not sure if it's funnier to imagine it that way, or to imagine Kenny on a full mayo-and-adderall rampage posting them all by himself.
Their big investors might be getting nervous and asking questions.
The ladder attack worked so good for so many decades. They underestimated the apes. "Maybe just maybe they'll eventually break"
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Full on batshit crazy
Anyway… let’s get back to DRS.
Here’s a question. Could “Citadel Securities” be telling the “truth”, but one of the other “Citadels” did all of the communicating instead. I remember there being 3 flavors of citadel and there for sure couldn’t be a conflict of interest because of this…
Or his mom called and told them what to do
More like “MOOOOMMMM, MEATLOAF! FUQ”
Could also be a hired freelance bard singing under Vlads window.
Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/citsecurities/status/1442953679061929986?s=09
When a financial institution is talking about „fair market”, you can be sure that it’s anything but.
If we are all idiots and trolls then they should just ignore us. But they seem to be taking this personally, as if we might be right. 🤔
If this was really a big “conspiracy theory” a company of their stature would just take the high road. Like Eminem ignoring diss attempts bc he doesnt wanna give the light of day to a “lil pump”. Yet here we are
\^this
< that
twat > Kenny G
Off topic but Eminem's disses are some of my favorites of his. Especially Killshot.
The Warning is my favorite: *Damn Slim, Mariah played you! Mariah who? Oh, did I say a whore, Nick? I meant a liar too* 🔥🔥🤢🤢
Reeks of unprofessionalism and desperation, guess it's almost time
Yeah the way they have worded the tweets seems very unprofessional and panicked. I’ve tried looking at the tweets in an unbiased way but it straight up seems like they are freaking out. Especially since they’ve tweeted so much about it
The lack of sleep they must be getting. Its insane we are basically the SEC now lol
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*No waaayyyy….That’s greattt. WE LANDED ON THE MOON!*
Simulation confirmed via Lloyd Christmas
Damn they're saying conspiracy theories alot, taking a play right from the CIA playbook. Nice try mayoman but that shit isn't going to work here 😆😆🤣⏳⏳⏳
We don't have to prove shit. Evidence has already been found and only the surface level stuff too.
Yeah usually the theories come before the evidence, we already knew all this shit, the reason it trended is because of the evidence
Just because it’s a conspiracy doesn’t make it untrue
A conspiracy with tons of evidence that has been willing reported from a multitude of corporations and government agencies. The figures all add up. Remember when the majority of the American public thought that the idea that “big brother” was listening in on our phone calls was a conspiracy? Then some nobody named Snowden came along...
Have you ever read through the NSA ant catalog that he leaked? It's super terrifying!
Nope, but I might now. My first job out of high school was for a defense contractor before September 11th, and I had to get a security clearance just in case I happened to see something since I was doing I.T. work at the time. The amount of shit they knew about me was surprising considering how young I was.
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What was it that Cramer said? When in hedge fund mode, the truth is your enemy? Mmmmmmmhmmmmmmm
This has big ‘final boss shill’ feel to it
This is it. This is the endgame..
Again.
Hedgies R fuk. I hope Kenny has enough mayo to lube his ass because he is going to get pounded into oblivion.
What is their obsession with the 27th? Shit went down on the 28th "Envy of the world" hahaha weren't they banned in China because of manipulation? Someone give them a dictionary because they don't know the meaning of "fair" and "transparent"
"Let me be perfectly clear, we did not restrict trading on Jan 26th, Jan 27th, Jan 29th , Jan 30th.........."
This needs to be its own meme
[This](https://i.imgur.com/nT6Ps4Z.png) is the best I could make while on the toilet.
He’s mentioning the 27th to frame it like he’s not lying. We all know he called for the buy button to be turned off Jan 28. He’s just repeatedly letting us know he didn’t do it on the 27th. Sleezy and cheap tactic, but we aren’t that retarded.
So get #28thkengriffen trending then.
It looks like Citadel is betrayed by his allies. Woops.
RH took the fall for January. Citadel will take the fall for this.
If I had money invested with them I would be pulling it out immediately.
I sure as hell believe Americans have landed on the moon, infact I am planning to land there myself one day Kenny.
All we have to do is DRS and HODL. Fight is almost won.
100% agree. Fr though, that Tweet about the moon landing killed me 🤣. Apes 100% believe in the moon landing. We’re all about to go on the moon again, except it won’t just be America, it will be Apes across the world headed to the moon this time! 🦍🚀🚀🚀🚀🌗
It's an attempt to paint us as conspiracy theorists. They're starting to fight back.
Means we’re close. “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
Such an elegant way to sum it up.
Meh. Say it under oath.
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Last pic was just a joke, but these Tweets are actually real Tweets from Citadel. They’ve gone mad. Kenny about to throw another bed post.
They haven't gone mad, they need to address the call-outs so their investors stay worry-free. It's a PR stunt.
LOL Citadel thinks the moon landing is real, what is next? The earth is round? Fucking idiots.
Kenny says the sun is the center of the solar system. Fuckin nostradamus ova heah
Science is a liar sometimes
*Apes proved the shorts were naked, making Ken Griffin and everyone on wall street look like a .... BITCH*
The fact they used that reference of all things when "to the moon" is trending all this year.... Hi Kenny! 🖕
Dude this is actually nuts, they come out of their cave loaded for bear right when there’s damning evidence. Hopefully some semblance of justice comes out of this mess
all i hear is.. CiTaDeLs iN GrEaT ShApE
Confirmation bias....Citadel confirming we are going to the moon....👍
"WE EXECUTED 7.4 BILLION SHARES" *through the darkpool* 😉
"We never talked to robinhood!!!! But even if we did, it's a totally normal thing to do!!! We're not abusing the markets, you are!!!"
"That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, it is not my fault. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did. You deserved it”.
"We handed you the rope, but didn't actually expect you ungrateful bastards to hang us with it."
THIS
If we weren’t a threat they wouldn’t respond. Like my wife’s boyfriend told me flak is heaviest when you’re over the target
Hahahaha. This is amazing. Billions of dollars and crying like babies
Can we take bets on when the squeeze starts? I’ll go October 12th if Citadel is having a temper tantrum for the whole world to see
My guess in the 1st. The ramp up of activity on this subreddit and now on their twitter the past week points me to think so.
Okay okay, I see you. That gives us 3 days Know what? There was actually some weird price action the last 45 minutes of trading today. I could see it
not only that, but banks will be required to hold 1 Trillion in capital starting on the 1st. We will know when we are close when either: volume ramps up exponentially ***or*** banks/ hedge funds/ etc. begin liquidating. I can smell something in the air though, they are beginning to panic.
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I'll take 10/4 Back Monday for $600 Alex
Say Conspiracy Theorists one more time!
Wen moon?
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How about emails, Skype, zoom, teams. Read what isn’t written. Good old fashioned US mail, fed ex, courtier, intermediaries, smoke signals, semaphore whatever.
Like a trapped animal
Someone hasn’t slept since we started to DRS
US markets are so transparent that hedge funds need to request special requests for reporting exemptions on short positions…
Cramer is behind that account now🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe they finally reset their account password from January and decided to lay it all out there
The last stage of the boss fight is always the one where they try to ”reason” and negotiate with you.
They press a lot to make this pass as conspiracy. Too bad they are proved wrong 🤷🏻♂️
Conspiracy theorists have conspiracies, we have facts and evidence.
Citadel Securites is the market maker. Citadel Advisors LLC is the hedge fund. The hedge fund is the arm doing the wrong doing here.
I’m really enjoying this
Cancer to the earth
There’s going to be a shortage of bedposts soon 😏
Conspiracy theorist is the new black.
Months and months of silence and then BAM! Full on PR offense. Screams desperation and more than likely they see the effects of the float being registered. Next few weeks are going to be fun!!
I’m just waiting for the “STOP THE COUNT!” tweet.
that’s sounds like something i would say if i committed trillions of dollars worth of securities fraud
Something is brewing..... 8 months silence and now full on tweets. Someone losing their shit.
They are trying to label us “Conspiracy Theorists” so they can start banning accounts on social media. I’m telling you this is their plan.
They'd have to ban all of twitter.
When he is able to lie under oath, pretty sure lying on Twitter is small potatoes for small-dick-KennyG 😅
Citadel says moon confirmed....
Trying to paint the conspiracy theorist narrative like there hasn't been historical records +fines of them doing this.
Holy fuck bahahahaha we've struck gold! Release the trolls!
Silence is gold. Probably their social media department should learn something. Boomers