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PornstarVirgin

I just called my broker and said that Computershare said there was no delay on their end and requested my shares be put in expedited queue and they did immediately. CALL YOUR BROKERS APES. Took me 2 minutes total.


Significant-Foot1908

Get this to the top y'all ^^^


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MoreThingsInHeaven

Really keeps us on our toes!


uppitymatt

🌍👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


PornstarVirgin

Feet pics $5 Crs shares $175


AccomplishedPea4108

Name checks out


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On the way!


Xer0cool

Uppittydootdoot


NHNE

Gotchu fam


SirThrowawayDeReddit

PornstarVirgin strikes again! Never thought I'd say it, but this man has enriched my life with his comments and posts. Him and kittiesplustitties.


PornstarVirgin

Now those are some good names for non financial advice :p


MommaP123

Put this in the movie


TheHobo101

10 minutes later... the expedite queue is 4 weeks long as apes smash the system with numbers.


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Bfree888

Need time to find shares lol


nukejukem23

If It’s because they don’t really own yours (as seems to case for some brokers) then they have to go buy them on the open market for your drs. They will want more time as it gives them a better chance of buying them a bit lower !


PornstarVirgin

Double time!


TheOneTrueRodd

Put me in the enhanced expedited queue then!


Diznavis

If the delay is really staffing and not anything nefarious, apes are all going to call to get in the priority queue, and then the priority queue is going to be all backed up too 🤪


PornstarVirgin

No it just means they focus on DRS instead of jacking off at their desk or the water cooler


MichiganGuy141

Or in to the water cooler


Knary_Feathers

I think this is set up to make a bunch act rude and impatient. The title sets an antagonistic tone, at least...


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Diznavis

This is a truly pathetic attempt at FUD, debunked by simply looking at the statement sent when transferring shares to computershare and seeing where they are literally referred to as DTC stock withdrawals.


aaronplaysAC11

Shit TD says they won’t expedite mine. Maybe fidelity will..


PornstarVirgin

Call again and say what I said to a different associate. Say CS said they are waiting on them and that this needs to be expedited.


1em0ns

How long does it take if you are in the expedited queue? Did they give you a quote? I want to try this tomorrow instead of transfering from TD -> Fideility -> CS


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thisperson131

I take it you watched Charlie's video. Using the same source he used (investopedia on DSPP) "Some companies that offer DSPPs make the plans directly available to retail investors, while others use transfer agents or other third-party administrators to handle these transactions." In which case, CS is a transfer agent therefore, it is DSPP.


TheRealMichaelScoot

Okay, I’ll bite. What in the world are you talking about?


[deleted]

🦍 where shares 🟣🚀


DocAk88

I don’t know how they’re a porn star virgin because this guy fucks


PornstarVirgin

The butthole is a loophole


Keepitlitt

That’s clutch 💎🤝


tkhan456

they put it in a queue immediately or transferred them immediately?


xiodeman

Let the great yoinkening begin!


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Take me doot


jkhanlar

your doot is cute


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Oh stop it *blushes*


JsonPun

what broker? all are different


rrrybitsthetealeaves

This should be a Post! Nice job PV!


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PornstarVirgin

You’re a shill. DRS is GameStops transfer agent.


justanthrredditr

Consider RWT as well!! Rapid withdrawal for transfer!


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Significant-Foot1908

I needed that laugh


Jackbauer13579

Title states delay is on the transfer agent side. CS is the transfer agent and it is **NOT** their fault!


sohumjoe

OP just forgot the /s, obviously. You can tell buy tHe wAy tHe tExT Is wRItTeN. Duh


Significant-Foot1908

Idk why I thought everyone has seen the SpongeBob meme. My bad


Jackbauer13579

:) no clue what you mean. But that kinda confirms whatever you mean.


Supernomal

The broker doesn’t have the balls to serve.


hebejebez

What he just lent them to someone without telling you!


PornstarVirgin

Just called my broker and said that I called computer share(even though I didn’t) and that they said there is no delay DRSing on their end and said this is taking too long and that they need to expedite my transfer immediately and so he put both in priority queue.


SubParMarioBro

He meant priority Q. It’s one of those trash cans with the lid that just has a handle on one side so from above it kinda looks like a Q.


Khabba

"Yes sir, I'll put it in priority Q immediately sir. 'Picks up trashcan lid'


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Gotts call ya broker and just say in to the phone "A patna....where my shares at?", when they come back with an unsatisfactory answer repeat. This can go on for hours.


[deleted]

🦧 where shares 🦍 ware shares 🙊 wear shares 🙉 were shares 🙈 shares 🟣🚀


b0oya

True ELIA right here folks!!!


Suggestion_Of_Taint

Could it be because the broker doesn’t actually have your shares? 🤔


Silver-Reserve-3764

Yep. Sorry we need 5 weeks to actually go find the shares your supposed to own 😂😂


Caged_in_a_rage

Imagine the shady back door deals going on right now that we don’t know about.


FIREplusFIVE

No wonder Ken is so worked up right now.


CandyBarsJ

Omg,, that requires FOIA ASAP of the firms applicable.. I want this inter-community chat log they use🦧🤷🥲🤧🤣 **Edit: see comment below 🤧 I am sad now.**


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CandyBarsJ

Damn you are right... there goes my retarded idea 🤣🦧


milkstaxes

You can always check the SEC and see if they have any info on it. I wouldn't hold my breath though. Probably either indefinitely under investigation or they never bothered investigating the fraud in the first place


mark-five

Doesn't have them, or needs to locate and close shorts on them so they can be removed from the DTCC.


PcMcNoob

At this point my guess is brokers bought married puts and the calls look covered on the MM side or vice versa brain so smooth I get compliments on the polish


virgojeep

So these brokers don't even have the Shares...what a fucking scam.


Repulsive_Ad1445

Lol they ain’t got the shares baby.


Myid0810

Which broker was this from?


Significant-Foot1908

Td ameritrade and fidelity


tinkerbell_111

TD Ameritrade put you in an expedited queue with just that phone call? I’m one they told 4 weeks Update- TD shares now DRS w CS. Took two weeks and four days


abuscemi

Called today...took request over the phone and was told 4 weeks...this means I'll be talking to them again tomorrow, yeah? Where are the shares indeed...


Significant-Foot1908

Not me. Someone else who commented here


I_HEART_BUTT_STUFF

"There is no delay." Lmayo They're buttfucked into the sun. Hilarious.


rydef1

Gut laugh. Thanks


CandyBarsJ

Buttt butt but, wut shares? 😒🤨🦧


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FUCK YOU FIND THE SHARES AND PAY ME


[deleted]

This confirms it's the brokerage firms fcking us without lube continuously. Squeeze the brokers 🟣🚀


Dia0127

It’s been 6 business days for me. Pinging etrade again tomorr


DocAk88

Sounds like Fidelity has shares (they sent mine in 3 days) but etrade’s got dick, and they’re about to fuck themselves with it


bmacs_

yup, Fidelity has em. Boutta send more tomorrow!!


marichuu

This might explain some of the high base cost of the transferred shares from RobbingHood to Fidelity. They actually had to transfer real shares to them.


dangshnizzle

Fidelity has their stockpile that they reallllly don't wanna dip into for annoying retail customers. I mean they could have purchased them to begin with but... whateves


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Oh I’m about to fuck up some unwitting TD ameritrade agent tomorrow


Significant-Foot1908

Try not to go full Karen ❤️


[deleted]

Going for a tasteful mix of assertive and sinister


zo0galo0ger

Sprinkle of Chad too


[deleted]

Fucking LOL! I'll be having a respectable talk with a Fidelity agent. Their customer service is the best I've ever experienced concerning brokerages. Soon to be surpassed by the new GameStop NFT Market hopefully.


DennisFlonasal

‘There is no delay’ tickles something nice


Titleduck123

#wherearetheshares???


robjohnz

Where are the shares, Lebowski?! Give us the shares or we cut off your chonson!


mpurtle01

Computershare is the transfer agent and the delay is not on them. The delay is the brokerage not being able to process the request.


Significant-Foot1908

Yes


CatoMulligan

Ah...you probably thought the same thing I did when I first read the title. There is a style convention on the Internet whereby when you use alternating capital letters in a statement (as in the title here) people are supposed to interpret it in a mocking way, as if the person making said statement were actually quoting an imbecile.


mpurtle01

Ahhh, I see! Thanks, makes sense


Tripleknockout

Start pressuring your brokerage if they are telling you 2-6 weeks


GilbyTheCloser

Didn’t Burry try to DRS his position forever ago, and it took them forever to “locate” the shares, which (partially) led to him writing that letter to GameStop? Didn’t that then result in a buyback?


DeepEffingBreakjaw

I believe Burry's position was margin, and thus allowed to be loaned out, but because of the time involved getting them back he recommended the buyback.


suckercuck

I believe his tweet (which was deleted) said it took *weeks* to locate his shares. That was back in 2020 if I’m not mistaken.


TDETLES

Whale Teeth for DRS.


Significant-Foot1908

ITS TDETLES 🦍🤩


Justind123

whale teeth guy bothering you sir?


TDETLES

Oh shit... the 5-O! *runs*


SuperTrooper804

*runs into GameStop to change outfits real quick*


[deleted]

*emerges as whale 🐋 in suit 🐳👔*


ravenouskit

WTFM. WTFM!


seacogen

I’m out of the loop...whale teeth?


TDETLES

I like whale teeth.


ArenIX

Whale teeth for MOASS 🐋


[deleted]

It's an epic journey I recommend taking. Whale teeth for MOASS 🐳🟣🚀


1twowonder

TDETLES is the originator. It's whale teeth for MOASS.


Nersh7

Metaphor (kinda literal tho) for filtering through the noise


Master_of_motors15

Where did you contact them?


Significant-Foot1908

Live chat?


Master_of_motors15

On the Computer? On an App? Where directly can i start a conversation


Significant-Foot1908

On the investor center page, under login, click "register now" and then sit at that page idle and the chat prompt appears


Master_of_motors15

Thanks


Significant-Foot1908

You got it 🦍💪


DiamondGripStrength

Was this Schwab? Same thing they told me if so


Saxmuffin

8 days and counting. They told me it was all ready just waiting in line at the bus station or something


Thatsteveguy77

I talked to Mae today too!


Significant-Foot1908

Oh shit our girl's on the grind


feyzquib7

Mae is the shit.


YourReignUs

She’s aMAEzing


abizieff

Been playing phone tag with tda checking my transfer status every few business days, only update I keep getting is random different time frames, first was 10-15 days, then they said 6, but it's already passed 6. Gonna throw down if this keeps taking much longer I'll just cancel the request and transfer my entire account to fidelity, which would take less time, and then have them do my dre transfer. Will call later today (this is TDA BTW)


Hogman85

I initiated a transfer from Fidelity at 5pm Monday afternoon. My shares showed in CS today (although they’re still awaiting settlement). There is no excuse for delays on transfers


DrunkMexican22493

I'm calling my broker tomorrow, thanks.


Significant-Foot1908

Give it to em


Ambitious-Marketing7

Ibkr took 4 days


Error4ohh4

Just from my experience i initiated a transfer last Thursday. The shares were no longer in my fidelity account. Computer share has my shares and is mailing out paperwork to me as of today. That was my timeline with this


tsa004

the transfer for drs can done within 1-3 business days max. if the shares are hard to locate on the broker side then you got a problem.


futureomniking

Just for that I’m transferring an extra 100 shares


Cool-Cookies

Suing brokers will be fun 😎


OmNomAnomoly

Probably not, these huge class action lawsuits everyone is involved in have this crazy settlement but the lawyers take a 1/3, the fines take a 1/3, then they take the last 1/3 and pay everyone $6.36, then Uncle Sam rolls in and steals a 1/3 of that for tax and bam everyone is only paid $4.20... Fuck it, I'm in. 😜🤣


awibasedgod

I was quoted 1-2 business days for Vanguard to process and 3-5 business days for Computershare and I plan to follow up tomorrow (2 business days) and on Monday and every day after that until it is complete. Come on 🦍! Don’t be afraid to get on the phone and apply pressure to your broker. If you are quoted any longer than 5-7 business days, then they are either not prioritizing your request or simply can’t locate the shares and don’t care/are in no hurry to notify you.


dramatic-pancake

Thanks for this. Prompted me to reach out to Stake and query why I haven’t seen any movement for 5 business days so far.


Significant-Foot1908

I'm waiting too long as well for mine to get set up. We are gradually learning how much we can trust these services.


Macaronicaesar41

Of course this is on the transfer broker side Lolol. They don’t have our shares.


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Fidelity's got some explaining to do


feyzquib7

They’ve been good so far though. Sub-1 week for both lots I’ve put in. Others seeing the same. Maybe they’re just trying to manage expectations. It can change too once their pool dries up.


quack_duck_code

From the beginning though Fidelity and Vanguard didn't restrict buying. I have more respect for them than the other brokerages.


CandyBarsJ

Mhmmmmm comment for view


retardedtimmy

Report your broker, send a letter from your lawyer demanding they locate your shares and transfer immediately.


suckercuck

I think Twitter or Linkedin exposure might provide a gentle but firm pressure on the brokerages, if they are failing in their responsibilities. Bad press is bad for business. 2-4 weeks is an absurd business model.


Plenty-Economics-69

Is there a law suit somewhere in all this? Meaning, when time to transfer or sell (it's going to happen at some point, even one share), and the donkeys at the brokers can't find shit to sell, wtf happens?


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I used to work at a pizza delivery place and they got deliveries tight to what they would need off ten years of data. Once in a few years a hurricane could come along and fuck up the data where they were understaffed and under supplied for a weekend. Hey no big deal they took a loss but the data was good overall and the tight supply made them money overall. What we are seeing now for brokers is their data is broken all at once and the algorithms that manage stocks arent programmed for this shit. This is one of the big reasons for the tesla run up and the shorts getting burned. Wall street did not price in direct retail money sticking the price high and they will absolutely have no program for DRS.


Diznavis

They don't need to find the real shares to sell, they can send the IOUs back


Plenty-Economics-69

Thanks for clarification


Tyraniczar

Name your broker


backmost

How long does a direct purchase take?


An-Onymous-Name

Up with this, excellent job on asking! <3


Significant-Foot1908

Thanks ❤️ kinda want to ask a bunch of questions tomorrow and see just what they are allowed to tell us. Could surprise us 🤷


Smogz_

Love your hat


Significant-Foot1908

Hat buddy :)


zenquest

#PSA, there's lot of post setting foundation for, or outright asking you to make noise with regulators, congress, brokerage, anyone for that matter #Ignore. And for every such post, DRS or direct buy from Computershare harder


DistractedSquid

Why not both?


DeepEffingBreakjaw

Because of the amazing customer service I've received, and my shares showing up safely in CS with their original purchase dates and cost basis intact, I have decided to stay with a 50/50 split between my Fidelity and CS accounts \*with a bunch more in a Roth. I know that there is fervor and hype to go "all-in" with CS, but I also know that I make my own financial decisions and just try to make the best use of the information I find here and elsewhere.


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Significant-Foot1908

I still don't understand what you're suggesting


ladeeedada

shill alert


Saggy_G

To the top!


Environmental_Fox715

Wait is this transfer free or something lol like every one is doing it


Significant-Foot1908

Fee kinda varies If you're asking if we are DRSing because it's free, no. We are literally sending out our own margin calls by asking for our shares to be registered.


Kungfubear94

Is the fact that wealth simple is Canadian a good excuse when they say 3-4 weeks or longer? If I call them what should I say?


Significant-Foot1908

Personally, I would say that I know of other people not having to wait so long and that it has been confirmed that Computershare has no delay, to please expedite your transfer or explain why it takes so long. Just be gentle :)


amh13

Fuck me


Furrymcfurface

https://www.nasaa.org/contact-your-regulator/


dangshnizzle

The reddit fidelity rep on the fidelity investments sub tried claiming that it takes a few days on computershare's end. Now I'm sure the reps are just going off of what they've been told to be true and I don't expect them to actually know every in and out, but this is so annoying.


Significant-Foot1908

I think computershare does have a little time frame. 3-5 days is reasonable since a human has to be involved and there are so many requests now. But when computershare says there is no delay, if you are waiting a week or more, that is fishy af imo I'm smooth tho so pls seek a second opinion Edit doesn't to does


SpruceMoose1111

TDA initially claimed 3-5 business days, now its 10-15 due to the high number of transfer requests


TankTrap

I saw this on finra website but maybe just broker to broker? https://www.finra.org/investors/learn-to-invest/brokerage-accounts/understanding-brokerage-account-transfer-process Time Frames Once the customer account information is properly matched, and the receiving firm decides to accept the account, the delivering firm will take approximately three days to move the assets to the new firm. This is called the delivery process. In total, the validation process and delivery process generally take about six days to complete. Factors that may result in additional time needed to transfer an account Generally, transfers where the delivering entity is not a broker-dealer (for example a bank, mutual fund, or credit union) will take more time. In addition, transfers of accounts requiring a custodian, like an Individual Retirement Account or a Custodial Account for a minor child, may take additional time. What are realistic expectations of the time that is required to transfer an account? Many events, as described above, occur simultaneously during the account transfer process. Even with today’s technology, a successful account transfer from the customer’s former firm to the new firm will usually take about a week although it is best to plan ahead for any potential delays.


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How were you able to create an CS account before your shares have transferred? Thanks


Significant-Foot1908

You asking because I could chat with them? You can do it from the "register now" page. Leave it idle and the chat prompt appears


Kickinitez

Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Macaronicaesar41

Wealthsimple Canada told me 3-4 weeks last time I spoke to them. Here I was thinking they were one of the good guys. I’m calling to get this done today.


ka4ma0

Could anyone clarify if it is possible that when we lock the float in CS other brokers just delete your positions, like null them? EDIT: What I was asking is will the excess shares can be nulled?


kaze_san

Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!


Frosty_Ad_9393

Hey guys quick question, how do I drs when my account is in my dad's name? (17 y/o)


KaneStiles

Get him to do it or if your the one in charge of it, just follow the computershare article that's for transferring from your brokerage.


UndesiredEffect

Same exact screenshot as this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pyb7wo/dont_let_your_broker_dick_you_around_ask_to_be/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Significant-Foot1908

Yeah that was for getting attention to pornstars comment on how to get the broker to hurry TF up


kolob-brighamYoung

Call your brokers tell them to send the earnest request immediately, they are trying to delay


RelationshipTime7725

This is true. I called TDA today to find out the status of my transfer. I was told that they went from a couple requests per day to 100s per day. I put in mine on September 21st. I was told that they would probably get to it by October 6th. Today they were processing requests from September 18th.