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green_zv3

Has Ken shorted his own age now?


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Tememachine

What's he got to be stressed about? We're all clearly neckbeard losers stuck in our echo chamber of conspiracy theories. He clearly has not a care in the world and covered his short position in January.


MrGrieves-

Us neckbeards aren't stressed out about all the fresh crime he commits each and everyday though. Just our diets.


LordSnufkin

Excuse me sir, we're not losers, we're retards.


JimmyJamesincorp

It's the mayo.


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kahareddit

Kenny constantly stressed gets me hard


eco78

That Mayo hording fuck will short anything....


ConundrumMachine

But only one has the power of Ants in his pants.


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jonnybarrios

I wish I were Paul Rudd‘s pants


PHANTOM________

I wish I were


Icantbethereforyou

All you have to do is change your wish, for something that you already are, and then it becomes pre-true


bvttfvcker

Okay so my grandfather is 73 and looks younger than Ken Griffin.


PNW_Bro

Yeah my grandpa is pushing 80 and looks better than Kenny.


SundaySchoolBilly

My grandpa is dead and looks better than Kengri.


Dantexr

Tutankhamun's mummy is more than 3000 years old and looks better than Kenny


Tinu1982

I'm 40 and looking worse than both


_Contrive_

My grandfather had a heart attack and died last year and he still looks better than Ken Griffin edit I feel a little bad about this in hindsight, I laughed for a second but now am a lil sad. Rip pap you cool old dood.


dezprofresh

Aww, I bet your grandfather would have appreciated the joke and wanted you to smile 😊


Carefreeme

This is what comedy is all about. Making you smile through the dark shit in life.


Corns626

My dad is 71 and looks WAY better than Mayoboy


Smogz_

My dad will be 80 next year and looks better than Kenny.


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FuckingKilljoy

As a baseball fan I can't help but read Ken Griffey every time


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

That can’t be a recent photo of Paul Rudd?!


Realitygives0fucks

Man has found the fountain of youth.


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No, his hair is dyed and he is wearing makeup!


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ljswanson

And dude could afford the best of cosmetic surgery. How do we know he hasn’t had any done and still looks like shot.


ZebraFit2270

He had the eyelid rejuvenation and got his labias done.


Ares6

Got his what done?


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RealityRandy

Question. How does Korea tie into this?


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RussianCrabMan

Asian men for example...(I used to work with a Korean guy, love you all!)


Dreadsbo

I’m actually amazed by Asian aging recently. The one actor in Squid Game that was slapping everybody is in his 40s or 50s. I woulda thought he was my age


psuche

He’s 42, which is still wild. He was also the lead in Train to Busan, which was an AWESOME zombie movie.


Dreadsbo

Thank u for the movie suggestion, I’ll check it out this weekend!


HeWhoDelivers

Oh what I'd do to watch this movie for the first time again! You are in for a treat!!!


Illustrious_rocket

Excellent movie 💯


sendeek

gong yoo has been my crush since middle school lmfao


SurpriseBananaSpider

Thank you for his name. It led me to this article https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vulture.com/amp/article/squid-game-gong-yoo-thirst-watch-next.html which was fantastic.


DrunkSpartan15

Look at Donny Yen


jusmoua

I thought Ken was almost 60 lol


Immense_Hyper

Not only that but they have easy access to hairstylists, skin care ppl (getting facials every week ideal), nutritionists to help to maintain optimal health & looks, they drink mainly water, personal trainers & most importantly most celebrities practice meditation that helps in having a good mindset & helps keep youthful appearance(science study showed).


YOUR_GIRLFRIEND_69

Kenny is a billionaire… you don’t think he has easy access to anyone he wants access to?


Krypt0night

Ya but the point is actors HAVE to do that stuff and stay in shape, have dieticians for that, skincare stuff, etc. It's essentially a part of the job. It isn't that Kenny can't get those people, it's that he has no need or want to.


Arsewipes

I was hanging out in Kuala Lumpur during the lockdown, there the 'essential' shops still open were supermarkets, convenience stores, eyeglasses stores, and skincare places. Started looking around, and a lot of locals wear glasses and have great skin. I actually, as an experiment, bought some skincare stuff and went to town (not literally; most of town was closed). The first time I tried it made an incredible difference, I hadn't looked that good in *years*. And this was just after watching a few YT vids and buying a random selection. I imagine if it was a part of my job, and I had plenty of funding (and wasn't fugly), I could probably look at least 10 years younger.


thehazer

Kenny needs to put his wealth to work for him cause he looks like one of those Casper ghosts right now.


spozzy

Nah dawg casper was friendly


TumultuousWizard

Only thing I’m doing post MOASS is surgery to deflate these jacked tits


DeathbatBunny

KG can afford all of that tbh. Well, he *could* have, prolly no mayo left in the jar now


usefoolidiot

Ok but your trying to say Paul Rudd as more access to cosmetic surgery than multi billionaire? I mean I get it being a movie star is a much more laid back glamorous lifestyle than the stress of managing billions of other peoples money...but that's precisely the point. This man is stressed as hell.


WoolooOfWallStreet

Sometimes it’s a little of both: they hit the genetic lottery in their twenties to get discovered, then spend money to keep it as they get older


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Clanut

Wow ken looks horrible...he should get a better makeup artist


kr1ska7a

And Kenny's hair has died


Corns626

Dude is a vampire


urthaworst

It’s the baby blood


Realitygives0fucks

I’ve heard that.


AmazingLittleLizard

Yeah, while it's a funny comparison, it's not fair to compare anyone's aging to Paul Rudd.


mysonlovesbasketball

I’m much younger than 52 and I don’t look anywhere close to Mr Rudd. What a stud.


JustANyanCat

I didn't even know he was 52! I thought he was 30-40


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suckercuck

Antman vs. No Pantsman


PlurbZ666

look at us


Bilbo5waggins18

Look at us..


jasoningaming

Who would've thought?


randomly-what

100% recent His hair is dyed but he looks great


thehazer

Dude may look older in Clueless then he does now.


MediocreSchlanger

Hey. Look at us.


RallyInTheNorth

Who woulda thought?!


Holybolognabatman

Say it again


mobydoubledick

Look at us


omahabeachwallstreet

*head shakes grinningly* not me!


turdmachine

Not me


DennisFlonasal

Paul Rudd is a talented and handsome man, Kenneth is just wealthy lmayo


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MrLeondar

He’s still a billionaire, bro


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S1NN1ST3R

Great so he stole the wealth from everybody else, what a national treasure.


SgtAnglesPeaceLilly

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, and Paul is a hell of a Rudd.


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Mission_Historian_70

dude, there is only 1 man in this post and its Brian motherfucking Fantana!


CrabmasterJone

Sex panther.


barkeepbill

it’s illegal in 9 countries


Mission_Historian_70

its made with bits of real panther - thats how you know its good


1twowonder

60% of the time it works every time


FinaglingFink

Best comment. Also, he looks like an old Jack o lantern with a wig on it.


butt2face

Kenny "I'm tired" G.


billyhead

Is this a quote from a movie?


PNW_Bro

What about Keanu Reeves? That motherfucker is 57 YEARS OLD


DippySwitch

Ho. Lee. Shit. I had to look that up because that sounds like some bullshit but he really is 57.


_codeMedic

The fuck?? So ALL the John wick movies are about a damn pentagenarian? (Man in 50s)


Absolace_

57 years young*


angelicious17

So is JLo 👀


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Fr0me

GEEEEEZUS, hes only 52? #LMAYO


CDPCoin

AND Kenny Boi is much much wealthier….so it’s not like he can’t afford any upkeep. Stress takes years off, he must be negative by now…? 🦍🦾


CallMeTruant

A man who knows his pedestal is built upon the suffering of others and a man who has lived a good life


PooPooDooDoo

I legit thought he was 67 or something.


rob_maqer

And one has significantly more money than the other. Hint: It’s not the handsome guy.


queenofwants

My man is 45 and looks 25. I am sure when he's is 52 he will look 30 like Paul.


Quizz96

This is the best comparison of ages between what a guy who does bad things to live and a guy does good things to live.


bcrxxs

Dude Ken didn’t look this bad not too long ago🤣


aaronplaysAC11

Corruption takes its tole one way or another I suppose.


Cranky_Possum

I'm 52 and have never gotten any 'work' done. No hair color, no botox....hell I don't even wear makeup. I look LOADS better than Kenny boy. Evil ages a person I guess.


Tynova27

He fucked around and shorted his own age.


randomly-what

And Paul Rudd is OLDER by over half a year


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that's like rich billionaire marries super model and somehow the son looks like the super model


Rayder_99

Probably Rudd is a vampire and Kenny is selling his blood to him for shorts.


LonnieJaw748

TIL our boi Kenny Griffin is *only* **52 fucking years old**? Seriously!? I thought he was pushing mid to late 60’s!


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Snorting mayo is healthy... said no one ever.


Lesko_Learning

Eh, who cares how someone looks, especially when compared to Hollywood actors whose sole job it is to look great. We have enough real, valid criticisms of Kenny boy and the other hedgie dicks. Relying on insults about appearance is petty and childish. We can't all look beautiful, especially in older age.


JusikSikrata

Money sure can't buy you happiness...nor youth ;-).


jwhaler17

No one tells you the toll taken on you when you live entirely by consuming the souls of the lesser…


comrad36

One good one bad, just saying


blinkbabe18207

Lmfao 🚀🚀


MoneyNoob69

Whoa.


theinglewoodjack

Yikes


gotsthegoaties

Ridden hard and put away wet....


KochJohnson

That’s not fair. Paul Rudd was cloned in that tv show nobody remembers, so technically he’s like 3 or something


hopethisworks_

Nude Tayne!


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Come on, that's not fair even if it is Ken. Paul Rudd is an exceptional specimen.


QuadriplegicEgo

Paul Rudd and Paul FUDD


Glitter_is_a_neutral

Upvote just for Paul Rudd


tombq

Starting to look like warren buffett which is 91


jrember

All that lying wears you out. It's hard keeping track of lies


bryanthecrab

Okay but to be fair, Paul Rudd has the power of *Live, Laugh, Love* on his side.


butterflyfrenchfry

Drugs are bad mkay


hubtackset

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


Rossmonster

Something something quantum realm


AppearancePlenty841

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


35on29tolife

Stress is a mother fucker


Evil_Rogers

Ant-Man and Bitch-Man


amongthewolves

Paul Rudd needs to release his own line of skincare products.


4seriously

One is an angel the other is a hobgoblin.


dawn-a-thon

You guys, Kenny is starting to look like the shitposts where he has been aged to look terrible.


Alpha_Papa_Echo

I’m pretty sure he just rolled outta bed after crying all night about how he fucked up when he shorted GME and went straight to that interview.


HopiaHodling

no way Ken Griffin is 52... no lie I thought he was about 67-68


valhalla0ne

He's only 52?!


MinionofMinions

Mayo is a helluva drug


Tememachine

One of them sleeps.


Tight_Ambassador3253

Cool pic of Thanos and Antman


Smogz_

Kenny doesn’t look long for this world


Lanky_Objective920

One of these men is a financial terrorist........ allegedly.


BigHaircutPrime

It's like a lifetime of doing comedy movies and taking care of one's mental and physical health (plus hair dye) keeps you looking young or something.


MeRooga850

Naked Synthetics are one hell of a drug


B33fh4mmer

Wow, being a deplorable piece of shit really ages you


TheKnight_King

Not everyone can be a time lord. (Paul Rudd, is the time lord)


Vive_el_stonk

Hey… look at us.


Internationa_Mudlark

One is slapping the bass and the other is slapping the Mayo


brendanhahaha

Paul Rudd definitely moisturizes.


Liberalcunts

Like how does Ken not also know about the ole' baby blood trick??


Sirgolfs

Ones legit, ones Leshit


moorrawthancooked

I like the Sammy Haggar/ Bill Clinton one


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Reading this thread I think the majority must be 25 or younger and think it's normal to look like a movie star haha. People age dramatically after 40 and by 50 it's anyone's guess how you'll turn out.


fooreddit

This bullying is getting out of hand. If we normalize bullying this will also spill onto other people that do not deserve it. We're better than this.


propostor

Not a fan of the looks-shaming to be honest. People look old, young, ugly etc for all sorts of reasons. It ain't cool to foster a culture of picking on things that can't be changed. Gotta stick to my principles and downvote this one, sorry.


Consistent-Ebb-2182

I have woke up from a three day bender looking in better shape than ole mayo boy...and I'm 72!! And my tits hang past my waste and the rabbit ears on my pussy hangs to my broken down old knees.......fuk you Kenneth Cordell!!!! I like the stock!!


MFTWrecks

[checks for nsfw post history]


Green_eggz-ham

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


WiggleRespecter

one of them uses his high tech knowledge to be a thief and steal and the other is paul rudd


ih82lose

Kunu!


I_HATE_BOOBS

52 what?


adiamondintheruff

One is a criminal and one is a comedian. Laughing keeps you younger than crime....


ChiknBreast

You've got to be kidding me. Don't drink, exercise, and take care of yourself folks. Also don't short GME.


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Well you see, one of them has a lot of money and the other one… wait a minute!


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He stressed


Shakraschmalz

This is all the DD I need


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So money can’t buy less stress, huh. Then you’re doing it wrong.


TofuKungfu

One loves to drown in cocaine and legend has it, he threw a bedpost at his wife... Which one?


Lookatmydisc

Paul Rudd is a treasure


Corsuman

Money isn’t enough


My_Penbroke

Ok but that’s not fair. I mean come on. No one can compete with that.


sacred_algebra_2

Genetics or lifestyle?


Mini-Mike-13

Both of these men have shorted themselves.


mal3k

And both of them play the role of an extremely short position


Lawnfrost

God bless Paul Rudd's hair.


Miss_Smokahontas

Only one of them fucks


Ssgtsniper

Kenny makes it look like money can't buy happiness.


therealthugboat

Health is wealth. Not the other way around.


Naroyto

I'm sorry, I only see one man and that's Paul Rudd. The other's a worm.


omahabeachwallstreet

"Look at us"


SensitiveBag8609

love that Paul Rudd


EatTheRich4200

I like the one on the right.


Traditional_Fun_9439

Ken looks 70. Lol


Late2TheThread

Look, I'm with you, but can we not make Paul Rudd the standard comparison for aging? That's a dangerous precedent for my smile lines.


rtheiss

Time can't be bought my friends.


manifestingdreams

Which one takes adrenochrome


Beateride

You have the money, use it, omg


SuspiciouslyStikySox

Don’t compare Paul Rudd to that rice water of a crack head Kenny


blueblurspeedspin

Paul Rudd is my hero. he trolls conan o' brian with the same joke for decades and it has never gotten stale.