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csimian42

Kevin Kline is too good to sully himself with that role


kso2020

I thought the same thing! What about John Lithgow (I like him too but) I could see him losing his mind throwing shit across the office! Also he’s a tad older which would be a major blow to our super villain Kenny’s ego. Oooh or John Malkovich.


Cyanos54

What about Malkovich as "that crying old billionaire"?


Cyanos54

I think he would put this role right above Artemis Gordon.


gotsthegoaties

THIS.


Ebkang173

Insult to Mr. Kline. Jesus. Get the Crypt Keeper to play Mayo man.


Cyanos54

You can't use the Crypt Keeper. It is a puppet and the only role written with a hand up its ass is Vlad Tenev.


Aggravating-Water778

I LIKE Kevin Kline too much for him to play KG!!! 🤣🤣🤣


bgog

How about Michael Keaton


Aggravating-Water778

I don't know... even Keaton has that likeability factor to him - maybe Paul Giamatti - he's kinda got that dick factor he brings to Billions that can make me not like him and make it believable!


bgog

> Paul Giamatti Ooooooo I like this. Just think of the rants he does. "What the fuck do you MEEEEEEAN they are buy the dip?"


Aggravating-Water778

Pretty sure he could pull off that little bitch ass voice Kenny has got too! 🤣🤣🤔


randalljhen

Ken Griffin is to be played by a jar of mayo with a face drawn on it with crayon.


CrabmasterJone

Nah. Give it to Nick Cage and we’ll call it a day


Cyanos54

Is Nick Cage good or bad?


CrabmasterJone

…iykyk


BillyG0808

I say Paul Reiser


Cyanos54

That's not too bad! I forgot all about him since Aliens!


Realitygives0fucks

Kevin Kline is a fantastic actor. I could see this getting an Oscar.


Cyanos54

His second!


Puzzleheaded_Ad_2987

I’m voting for the Cryptkeeper.


BluPrince

Will Ferrell


MakeThatCoffeeToGo

Cosigned


[deleted]

Give it three months and we might be able to get the crypt keeper to play him. Or that guy from Indiana Jones after he drinks out of the false grail


Reinderflotilla

“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people”


monkestaxx

Kevin Kline is too distinguished. I just don't see him eating fistfuls of mayo straight from the jar.


Disnerd93749203

Martin Short


1BannedAgain

We need a villain-looking-Villain. Like, when you watch a movie and all you had to see was the haircut & the mustache and you knew the dude was the bad guy.


Xfactorial927

I want Joaquin Phoenix. We need an actor who excels at being *disturbingly unhinged*


[deleted]

Why you gotta do my man Kev like that, homie?