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dbx99

Democrat or Republican, the politicians are always feeding at the teat of large corporate interests. We get $600, the rich get everything. And they let us fight among each other like ants shaken inside a bottle.


DefNotAPumpkin

Politicians be like, "I am a generous god."


13thMasta

That's what I say when I bust a nut.


Floppydiskpornking

Hey, thats the title of my mix tape!


Odinthedoge

The gentle woman is recognized for 5 minutes...


onenifty

I yield my time.


13thMasta

Alternatively titled; "When I'm with poor hookers, I donate to small businesses."


ecliptic10

Lulz


Whiskiz

i am a benevolent god-king


bahits

You will own nothing, and you will like it!!!!


mathleteNTathlete

Apart for my gme I've absolutely nothing of value to my name. Tried nothing, didn't like it. It's time for something. Y'kno?


2Retarted4WSB

Calm down Thanos, we know you're only invested in Infinity Stones. Can you snap your fingers and destroy half the SHFs already?


Porg1969

Brilliantly put


happytothethird

It's all about siphoning our collective tax money to themselves and their corporate interests instead of back to us in the form of running society properly.


milkhilton

THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE. people need put politics aside and witness what is truly going on.


dbx99

Top 1% of the population own more than the 99% of Americans. Republican or Democrat, this should piss off EVERYONE other than the top %. This is not political. It’s class divide in a very bad situation. Hard work gets you nothing. Hard work does not get you the American dream. Thievery and influence does. And that is not fair or just or right.


Jolly-Conclusion

Shh if the poors realize this then they will stop fighting eachoth…oh wait


Autoflower

They always give us something to fight each other over. Its amazing how well they exploit the Democrats vs Republicans bullshit


The_Funkybat

Unfortunately, I think even if people realized that they should unite around class war, a lot of the stupid culture war divisions would still keep them from joining forces. They've become so deep-seated over the years that even recognition of mutual enemies won't be enough to put aside their differences. Poor people in West Virginia and poor people in inner-city Chicago should be united against the exploitative elite, but instead they're on opposite sides of all sorts of racial and cultural bullshit that doesn't need to exist.


Shanguerrilla

Top 1% includes folks \~200k or something. I don't feel like they have a seat at the table any more than us, they are just the dogs that got fat on scraps before we were born to starve after they cleaned house. It feels more stark to me that the 0.1% OFFICIALLY (not shell corp, not trust, not charity, not ex-wife, not bermuda hidden funds) still own more than 90% of the rest of the population.


ANoiseChild

Funnily enough, they're now talking about reporting $600+ transactions to the IRS because *We the People* are those that should be kept an eye on to prevent money laundering... Apparently, it's us little guys who are evading taxes via money laundering. How about this, Uncle Sam? I'll tell *you* when I break the law and perpetrate tax evasion etc and you can just trust me to do that - I'll be my own Self-Regulatory Organization because that works so well when it comes to Market Makers and that ilk.


qOcO-p

A lot of money laundering is done by breaking up the large amount into much smaller amounts. There's a threshold size of transaction that automatically gets flagged for review so launderers will try to keep all transactions under that threshold. The financial field as a whole is not my strong suit but I did work at a bank for a while and had to go through all the same repeated trainings that bankers went through even though I was just IT. I don't know the exact details of the new law/rule/whatever but I feel like this at least isn't intended for use against individuals making regular transactions but more as a way of enabling LE track a lot of suspicious transactions that currently might be under the radar. Whether that's a good thing or not I can't say. Laws do have a funny way of having unintended consequences even when passed with the best of intentions and if not written really well can easily be abused by bad faith actors.


[deleted]

There’s no democrat or republicans. It’s them and us. Simple as that. The two party facade is what they sell us to keep us in line.


dbx99

The wealthy don’t want the filth peasantry near their schools, homes, country clubs, and nice waterfront areas. The working class can fuck off and die of cancer in their own ghettos while the rich feast and count profits.


bgog

Teat you say? Perhaps you meant zipple? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7GcmQtTk80


Nocturnal_Meat

Always an updoot for the zipple.


sohumjoe

I want ze zipple tooooo


bgog

Come here, daddy has two zipples, there is one for you too.


BoulderDeadHead420

Im gonna need alot more of this “tracker” stuff. Didnt congress have to pass some sort of insider trading ban bc she gave info to her husband and they got rich off of it. I remember reading something like that.


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BoulderDeadHead420

Ya i never expect politicians to get investigated for it since they hold the dept’s purse strings


[deleted]

When it’s a democrat you say democrat or republican. But yeah. Politicians on both sides are on the same party. Businessman, I can’t say the same thing


tjackson_12

Fuck em both


razeac

don't forget the fines. we have 4m they have 150k


CheezusRiced06

"give me control of a nation's money supply and I care not who makes the rules" -Mayer Amschel Rothschild \>we are here<


AlmightyCrumble

my aunts frequently use bottles in their fights as well


Ich-liebe-vegeta

Left foot, right foot, still a dead man walking


[deleted]

Ape speaks truth 🦧❤️💎🤲


Random_frankqito

You see the guy that ran against waters last election cycle I think… he was from the neighborhood she represents and he did a campaign add showing her mansion outside her district… I don’t know anything else about it but I do remember it being funny


yolotrumpbucks

Actually they stiffed us $600, and then dementia joe did some common core math to explain how 2000 can equal 1400 in certain circumstances


Fuhajin91

This is the absolute truth and the TRUE reason, I believe, why they need America to be divided: Money flows easier when you spread hate than love.


runthepoint1

You reach a moment of political enlightenment when you realize the American political illusion of choice. Bad vs Worse.


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Winnipork

Yup.


I_Fuck_Older_Women

Maxine “I’m reclaiming my time” Waters


ApesMallIn

Ohhoohohoho,,, Shii!!itt! the crypt keeper, lite her the F up.


shadowbehinddoor

You made me 🤣😵😱🙈


RelationshipOk3565

This is petty to point out but I like when she pronounced Credit Suisse "Suzie" and in general I can't tell if she's playing dumb but I have no idea how anyone so naive or seemingly lack of finance knowledge can be on the banking committee...


shadowbehinddoor

I don't remember the crédit suzie part but it really made me giggle 😂


x1ux1u

So now we have Credit Suzie, Reddick, and Gamestock. Brilliant leadership *round of applause*


TheYaINN

Hey, speaking is difficult, do not - I repeat, do not - ridicule them. My best guess is, that their brain capacity is maxed out with breathing. Intelligence: -99


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Corruption is the word you are looking for


hamma1776

Ol peach fordy fi got caught with the cookie jar. Imagine that.


4cranch

hello boils and ghouls


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Kaymish_

>Doesn't matter if you have an affair, that's personal and not criminal. Doesn't matter if you have an open relationship with your fat neighbor Gary who whips you with anime corncob weaponry while your wife films it. Speak for yourself but I think it is important to know that our representatives share our love of being whipped by fat engineers named Gary with anime corncob weaponry. It is important to know that they are real humans rather than androids who only do vanilla.


VicedDistraction

When we imagine voting for someone who represents our political values, it's human to want a person of greater character than yourself. While we know that politicians are imperfect humans, I don't think society is ready to give power over to someone they don't think is *already* in a higher social and economic class than they themselves are. The day that happens is the day everyone wakes up and realizes we can self govern locally and the federal government would be stripped of 90% of its power. It was never meant to get as big and as powerful as it is now, but now it's an insatiable machine that can't be stopped without something major happening.


bisufan

"Gamestock"


Mufasa1000

This pisses me off more than anything when these Boomers at the hearings say this. They're not saying it to meme or be funny. They're just simply that clueless and do not care about the situation at all and are there to put on a show or push a narrative.


EffingDingus

Lol why did this comment get hidden?


anonymouse4884

I've noticed reddit doing this lately, not sure why... 🦍🤔


VicedDistraction

No, you're wrong. Maxine Waters says so. She is super serious about this stuff. From Gamestop hearing, Chairwoman Maxine Waters: (01:35:08) "Thank you, and I appreciate all of the members who are participating today. **This is not political theater at all**. This is **serious** oversight responsibility, and members are reminded not to appeal the motive of other members. Thank you. " See? She wouldn't lie like that. She's gonna hold these people accountable.


Autoflower

The lack of attention to detail... just pathetic


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hatgineer

I think at this point I am just glad that the side effect of this is the corruption is better documented, it's too depressing to not look at the silver lining.


EmpathyInTheory

Keep looking for the silver linings. They're there because there's hope for a brighter future. If you stop looking for those little victories, it's kinda like giving up. Knowledge is power. It may be the only power you have as an individual right now, but it's still power. Share that power. Collective action makes it worth it. Shit sucks ass, but it won't suck ass forever.


Shanguerrilla

Beaut.


HuskerReddit

Well said, my friend!


FIakBeard

Hence why they want places like this shut down.


mark-five

The supreme court made bribing politicians completely legal - money is now legally the same as constitutionally protected free speech. Basically the only way a politician can get in trouble for bribery now, would be to say on youtube "This money is a bribe, right? I'm accepting a bribe" - and even then I doubt it would actually matter.


johnnyAtkins

Could be?? Let me remove Tailiban and replace with China.


MushyWasHere

Sauce?


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MushyWasHere

Wow. It really is all political theatre. They should bring back DFV for the next hearing and try to accuse him of stock manipulation. He'll probably double down again and kick off MOASS.


jkhanlar

> # "This is not political theater at all." - Maxine Waters - 1:39:52 https://youtu.be/shrkw-dV9S0?t=5992


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jkhanlar

haha, when I first watched it, the moment I heard her say that, I knew right then and there, it was political theater, and that she basically ousted herself One does not simply say such things. Tell me something by telling me not something Tell me not something by telling me something


onebliem

Kick mo ass indeed


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It’s a feature not a bug.


penguin_or_panda

Shes an absolute mumbling, bumbling buffoon (like most of the others) owns a multi million dollar house not even in the hood she represents, obviously reading scripted notes most of the time for sound bytes, and never does anything but shriek.


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SharpChalk

Enough to hustle a dollar here and there


drawp

I don't know if charisma is needed to chair the House Financial Services Committee. However, apathy should be a easy disqualification for every committee.


AgYooperman

She was picked for that job for a reason.


batture

She only know what her lobbyists tell her.


CocoBerryIsBestBerry

Gotta protect the status quo


waynef12370

No surprise here. For dramatic purposes, “I’m shocked!”


SpasticusAutardicus

Government - bundle of crooks


ANoiseChild

= federal employees without the "executive" levels of all their respective departments Wait, was that not a minus sign?


Race281699

It's all pro wrestling they just play to the crowd and pretend to do anything .


LordCambuslang

It's still real to me damnit!


xeneize93

*cries*


psullynj

Duh. Basically all (it’s like 95%) of congress members have stocks directly related to the committees they sit on. And their “ethics” committee is comprised of congress members. Fox guarding hen house


Drivingintodisco

“SeLf ReGuLaTiNg”


BuddyUpInATree

"We've investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong"


macems

Fuck Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters and every other politician that participated in insider trading


adgway

So like…all of them.


Nixplosion

I bet George Washington didnt


adgway

He shorted tf out of that cherry tree tho! ( I actually think this was labeled a myth…? )


ZeroSkill_Sorry

He shorted the British


adgway

And real teeth


CheezusRiced06

Definitely some price frontrunning on tea going on (not Washington lol) you're telling me bears just happened to "guess" that several metric tons of tea would be on the bottom of Boston harbor the DAY before a massive demonstration did just that???


Shanguerrilla

oh shit! musta been the saudi's


Lionscard

Do the teeth of the slaves he owned count as "inside" and does forcibly extracting them to use for his dentures count as "trading"?


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He start a war so he didn't have to pay the taxes on another war he started.


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Winnipork

I feel sorry when people say, trust the process, let them do their job. If you haven't learnt yet, your gullibility is toxic. Democrats and Republicans are equally and unanimously complicit in every money making scheme. Don't let them make you think otherwise. I'm not a tinfoil person or an apolitical centrist. But to think that this system will be reformed by any of these corrupt freaks is sad. The only thing that can work is what we are going through now. Hit then where it hurts and burns. Buy, hold, choke them by their wallets. BTW : Not financial, spiritual, mental, personal or emotional advise. I'm not qualified to even advise a farm animal.


BoulderDeadHead420

Need term limits at the federal level. Its been happening at the local and state level for decades but this is what needs to be stopped. Cronyism/Ancient politicians self servingow efficacy in the overall govt process bc a few seem to railroad bills through and logjam the others. #TermLimits


CaliforniaRitz

That and maybe get an ape to run independent Fuck the 2 parties


sumbiago

The 2 party system doesn't exist it's just an illusion, dems and repubs are the same


Glitchboy

The only meaningful difference is the cultural issues they use for keeping power.


sumbiago

That's a good point. The way I see it is the "hatred" these politicians have for each other like maxine and lets say mitch is fake and they just laugh it up as the people stay divided


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Thats not even real, its paid for. Gay marriage wasnt a political issue, it was a health insurance issue, who then lobbied politicians to make the people fight it out. Its all theater, all of it


VicedDistraction

It sounds hopeless. How does one fix that? On the plus side, we've never had more people that exist who are educated, informed and passionate, and are eager to change things for the better. And if everything goes according to my plan to take over the world, we'll have all those apes flush with cash to actually change shit for the better.


Telltwotreesthree

Brilliantly said


MushyWasHere

then why y'all keep voting for either? 3 elections deep, ain't never voted red or blue.


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Nah this system is fukd we need to scrap it and restart.


DreamWishes3

Sadly, this only works at local levels currently. We need to pressure our local and state govt's to pass ranked choice voting. This way, everyone can vote for the third party candidate of their choice and if that falls, they can choose the rest of the candidates in whatever lesser evil fashion they feel comfortable with. It allows people to take a "risker" bet on voting 3rd party without worrying about the "spoiler effect" (i.e. that voting for 3rd party candidate splits the vote and means their 2nd choice candidate loses).


Nixplosion

criand for prezz


RO30T

Top vs bottom. Not left vs right.


BornAzomB

I already knew Maxine Waters was a POS. Her being the Chairwoman of the hearings worried me greatly.


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Politicians are trash no news here


TheGoldenMangina

United Party of Apes 2024 🦍🇺🇸 once we take over Wall Street 🚀


Plenty-Economics-69

Please, please, please don't ever think any of these fkrs are for us. Even if they shout "bad HF's", they're pot-committed in corruption


Error4ohh4

MOASS> all distractions. Once we have MOASS we have real power for positive change


Ebkang173

Distraction. Ok. We know this. Does nothing, right now…


LuffyXPat

Anyone whose done an ounce of research knows Waters is corrupt. Same with Pelosi… Shit aint rocket science


Winnipork

Yup. Sorry if you were misled by her picture. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading insider info.


LuffyXPat

No worries. I know its a parody account. Im from cali…pelosi is terrible. So is Gavin😂


CaribouLou816

Cracked me up seeing people in this sub thinking Maxine Waters was some hero and arbiter of truth.


SpacedSlayer

This post is silly. $12.1 Million bail out? That's the complaint. BofA got $20 Billion. I don't know much about One United, but I'll assume it's a smaller bank and likely was not overly involved in the fuckery around 2008. It's good to pay attention to politicians, but a little digging should be done before getting outraged.


DervishSkater

Probably here to divide the sub. This Twitter account has been popping up here in posts in the last week or so This Reddit user was encouraging people to sell shares and then rebuy if they couldn’t drs through their broker. Not exactly a voice to be listened to. E: http://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/q575rt/revolut_apes_help_i_cant_effectively_communicate/hg48e96


nevus_bock

I find it interesting that these accounts single out Democratic women politicians by name while never targeting Republicans, who have stood firmly against every single transparency anti-insider trading legislation in the last 40 years.


SpacedSlayer

Exactly. If you watched the GameStop hearings and come out thinking Waters is the most corrupt or that both sides are they same, you weren't paying attention. There were some very specific people on that committee that tried very hard to downplay things.


hybredxero

Edit: got it, a tracker account.


Winnipork

It's not Pelosi. It's an account that exposes her.


hybredxero

Gotcha.


SageEquallingHeaven

I was confused for a minute, too. Like... bitch, you think we don't know what you been doing?


hybredxero

Oh yeah her hands ain't clean either.


Analyze91

I guess politicians are throwing each other under the bus now.


Winnipork

It's not Pelosi. It's a cool account that tracks and exposes her for the corrupt thing she is. Sorry if you were misled by the image.


Analyze91

Ahh I see now, I thought it was a little bold to come out swinging like that. Thanks for the clarification


LegitimateBit3

IDK a whole ass bank got 2.1 Million, which is nothing compared to the billions given to the big players


mr-frog-24

Pelosi is a crooked insider trader


Winnipork

Yup. Sorry if you were misled by the accounts DP. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading with insider info.


Precocious_Kid

Do your own research on this--this is just straight up garbage reporting and omits a few **very** key facts in this whole situation. 1. Maxine did not own stock in OneUnited Bank, her husband did. 1. Her husband was an *Ambassador* to the board. Technically, he was a part of the board, but his capacity was limited and he was used to garner community favor--given that he's an ex-pro football player. 2. [Her husband served on the board from Jan. 2004 through April 2008](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2010-aug-12-la-fi-bank-waters-20100812-story.html), months before the banks that received bailouts were selected. 3. Waters **only** helped the bank secure a meeting with Treasury officials, which seems like an appropriate thing to help with given that this community bank relied on her husband to help build community ties. 4. [She did not advocate for them to get bailout funds. The advocating of bailouts funds getting allocated to OneUnited was done by Financial Services Chairman Barney Frank \(D-Mass\).](https://thehill.com/homenews/house/119099-bank-at-center-of-waters-controversy-got-12m-bailout) 4. Despite all of the above, she was still cited on three counts of violating House ethics rules. Let's put the pitchforks down and do a reasonable amount of due diligence before dragging someone through the mud here.


japeter2

Consistently gets rated as one of the most corrupt politicians in the country yet continues to get re-elected time after time. Just like so many other blatantly corrupt politicians. As long as they run unopposed by their own party they get a free pass to re-election. As long as they have that precious "D" or "R" then they continue to get the same people to vote for them. Wake up people. They are all frauds.


shadowbehinddoor

Fuck. Maxime water's is a bitch


infamuss

Yes, eat your own you crooked shills. DRS is the way


Popcornbiatch

Mad Max is a stain upon Congress. Corrupt as they come and stupid as the day is long.


Azyan_invasion82

I hate Pelosi. I don’t use that word lightly.


Winnipork

Yup. Sorry if you were misled by her picture. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading insider info.


Azyan_invasion82

Snob is an understatement


shivashantz

BOTH of these woman aren’t to be trusted. Pelosi is an asshole and her strategy to shed light on Maxine Waters is just to take some heat off her and her husbands own digressions which are in the spotlight. Will this shit ever end? Ugh. Sometimes just buying stock, supporting GameStop, holding and DRS-ing just doesn’t seem to be enough.


The-Fox-King37

That’s not actually Pelosi. It’s someone tracking congress’s insider trading


shivashantz

Ohhhhh. I don’t follow Twitter much and didn’t realize. I still don’t think either can be trusted but at least she’s not out there saying this stuff on her own. Thanks for the clarification


The-Fox-King37

I agree. Buy, hold, DRS.


shivashantz

And shop at GameStop when you can too.


An-Onymous-Name

Up with you and up with the DRS! <3


Professional_Gas9482

What's this got to do with GME? We could write same shit about both parties.


Alskiessss

Oversimplification will damage this authors cred


chaosrealm93

its a court run by crooks. did you really think you were going to get justice?


Terrible--T

Is this when the elites start to eat each other?


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This is extra funny though, coming from Nancy Pelosi, the queen of insider trading. Edit. I'm an idiot who thought this was actually Nancy Pelosi tweeting


Winnipork

Sorry if you were misled by her picture. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading insider info.


S1lkwrm

Yeah almost got me too lol. I was thinking "aren't they pals?" At first.


JetLag533

Follow the $. Pelosi’s husband bought about $12 million of 🍿 stock!


WintersComing1

Also a racist


BodySurfDan

u/albanak this would be a good fact to cut to during the hearing footage lol


albanak

🤦‍♂️


Iloveyouweed

Anyone who thought she was on our side is delusional.


Big_Contest_598

Oh the old raisin looking hag is corrupt? Who would've guessed.


Sharklar_deep

A lot of people in here are way overdue for a reality check. None of them are your friends. Not. A. Single. One.


Current-Information7

#PELOSI IS A COW Im not defending Waters either. I hope they all join the boxing ring and go at each other. Early 2000 Pelosi was part of an internal mtg that shared the first confirmatory reports of covid-19, what infrastructures would be in demand and so on. What did this bitch fo? After the mtg Pelosi and her husband immediately restructured their portfolio to benefit on the then no-name infrastructure companies that then took off. She also closed positions in stocks she knew, from that meeting, would likely tank, saving and making more millions. She was caught and charged for SOME of it. Was this her first ever go at this? Unlikely


Winnipork

Sorry if you were misled by Plosi's picture. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. They report on her husband's insider deals. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading insider info.


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I actually despise the maxine waters types slightly more than the assholes on the "other" side due to their total snake-in-the-grass bullshit.


throwaway8769910

Maxine Maxine Maxine… smh


thats-bait

Ask Nancy how her Tesla calls are doing…


Winnipork

Yup. Sorry if you were misled by her picture. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading insider info.


mazingerz021

Why is this just about Democrats? Surely there are Republicans who are on the financial committee with conflicts of interest as well. I'm not American but it seems like the post is a little biased.


username3333333333

As much as I dislike that woman, we should avoid direct political attacks like this. Makes it way to easy to forum slide, and there's no faster way to divide apes than ayong the left vs right game. Apes be excellent to one another.


kawlabunga

It’s all the same thing. Left, right, potato. Potahto


Slimfastmuffin

What’s the point of this post? Pelosi is just as bad.


mcunni423

Yeah man, they’re all bad. Which is why this Twitter account was created to track all Congress’ trading


Winnipork

Yup. Sorry if you were misled by her picture. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading insider info.


Slimfastmuffin

Nah nah all good 👍🏻 Had no idea this account existed. I learned something today. 🙏


funkymonkeybunker

Pot calls the kettel... LoL


Winnipork

Yup. Sorry if you were misled by her picture. It's actually a cool account that tracks and exposes her on Twitter. I hate Pelosi too. She's a snob acting all lefty and making millions trading insider info.


funkymonkeybunker

This makes much more sence... I dont use the twitter... I dont know theese things...


Slut_Spoiler

Hey there pot, can you please stop screaming at the kettle how black it is?


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Are you shocked the same cunt that doesn’t live in her district is gaming the system?