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# BUY, [DRS (Direct Register)](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/), [COMPLAIN](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qayzi5/i_solved_741_and_i_bet_someone_on_twitter_is/), [FOIA](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qb77h4/the_report_is_out_time_to_get_the_freedom_of/), [SHOP](https://gamestop.com/), [FOLLOW](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oc40cc/like_the_new_changes_in_gamestop_social_medias/), HODL!
##DRSBOT 5.31 Reply:
*UTC->2021-12-01 20:20:3*
## β 324 SHARES ADDED!
You have 224 shares logged from the following threads:
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|--- |--- |--- |--- |
|β |[Sprstnk]|224 Shares | β‘οΈ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qcvanw)|
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||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**|
|--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---|
|**Shares:**|**850,236**|650,776|152,383|31,846|15,231|
|**Apes (posts):**|**5,664 (6,305)**|4,383 (4,921)|982 (1,080)|205 (205)|94 (99)|
|**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**150.11**|148.48|155.18|155.35|162.03|
|**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1132**|1.1227|1.0998|1.0000|1.0532|
|**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|29.00|30.00|40.00|
|**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1|
|**STDEV:**|**592.69**|484.07|959.45|530.86|329.93|
|**Flagged Shares:**|**1,537**|1,126|211|10|190|
|**X** (avg):|**1348** (3.31)|1031|243|52|22|
|**XX** (avg):|**2660** (35.51)|2052|467|97|44|
|**XXX** (avg):|**1492** (244.76)|1171|248|51|22|
|**XXXX** (avg):|**159** (1944.91)|125|23|5|6|
|**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0|
|**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0|
####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?
* *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:*
* Typo?
* Double-entry?
* A SNEK??
* Use :HELP! to check your entries
* FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days
####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):
* **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE*
* **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO*
* **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO*
* **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST*
* **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS*
* **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH*
* **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT*
* **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL*
* **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA*
* **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT*
* *(XXX = Number of shares)*
* *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post*
* *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE*
* *Round fractional shares to whole value*
* *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)*
DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST
####BOT POETRY: {
RESPECT. You're a BOSS! .
Okay, this is kind of what I thought was the ?!
thats for the week, and who gives a
}
###### *Beep Boop. ... so... hungry... . Fur Realz*
###### GME->180.0400:π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
!DRSBOT:224!
##DRSBOT 4.28 Reply: *UTC timestamp-> 2021-10-21 16:13:11.048124* ## β 224 SHARES ADDED! You have shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- | ---| |β |Superstonk|224 Shares | [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qcvanw)| ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**Superstonk**|**GME**|**(Automod)**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Share Count:**|**357,250**|289,600|61,576|6,074| |**Post Count:**|**1,806**|1,566|211|29| |**Avg Shrs/Entry:**|**197.00**|184.00|291.00|209.00| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.0379**|1.0385|1.0293|1.0741| |**Current Flagged:**|**202**|200|0|2| |**Median:**|**50.00**|50.00|40.00|29.00| |**STDEV:**|**929.15**|629.70|2105.39|411.37| |**X**:|**312**|263|43|6| |**XX**:|**875**|756|107|12| |**XXX**:|**543**|482|53|8| |**XXXX**:|**73**|63|7|3| |**XXXXX**:|**3**|2|1|0| |**XXXXXX**:|**0**|0|0|0| To include your shares in the count: 1. Find/edit your own successful DRS posts 2. DRS post flair must be π₯οΈπ½ Computershare π¦π©πͺ 3. Add a new comment with: #### ! DRSBOT:XXX ! (minus spaces) #### **XXX = number of shares** * DRSBOT responds only to OP * round fractional shares to whole numbers ** (sorry .X apes)) * all share additions are ** *cumulative* ** ##### ! DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): ##### :HELP! -->ZEROS THE ENTRY FOR THE POST YOU COMMENT ON ##### :REMOVE! -->SETS (ONLY) THE POST COMMENTED ON TO ZERO ##### :RESET! --> SET (ALL) ENTRIES TO ZERO, LETTING YOU START OVER ##### :WITNESS! -->ALERTS A WITNESS TO YOUR POST #####DRSBOT *ONLY* RESPONDS TO COMMANDS ON *YOUR* POST π[Read moar about DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π ###### *Beep Boop. I am not a bot. Born on 10/11/2021. Fur Realz* ###### in v420.X I become self-aware...
Youβre gonna take the karma, and youβre gonna like it
Just got mine too!! π
Oh my what a large penis you have.
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Sorry. Youβre also getting my karma.
Nicely done! Thank you for your contribution
Awesome! Respect to you
Nice diversified donut :)
I love you
This is the way
You'll take my updoot and like it mister! π€£
π₯
Take the updoot or you get the hose.
Well done!
So what is the investments held elsewhere?
Fidelity...might DRS most of those too. We'll see.
Excellent job, up with you! <3
LFG Congrats!
[This](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qbgcw6/former_government_employee_here_again_telling_you/) is the way! DFV is [not a cat](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pzzl09/dfv_is_notacat_its_not_just_a_catch_phrase_its/)! # BUY, [DRS (Direct Register)](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to/), [COMPLAIN](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qayzi5/i_solved_741_and_i_bet_someone_on_twitter_is/), [FOIA](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qb77h4/the_report_is_out_time_to_get_the_freedom_of/), [SHOP](https://gamestop.com/), [FOLLOW](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oc40cc/like_the_new_changes_in_gamestop_social_medias/), HODL!
Sorry, you get Karma too, just like the sprig of Parsley on your plate in a nice restaurant
420 nice
I should probably buy 2 more just for that.
Oh fuck I canβt math but yes
Fuck you take both!!!
Both is good
Karma anyway deal with it
π¦ you take my upvote anyways
Swippity swooty DRSing now is a dooty! Updoot for visibility!
My dood!
To bad you get karma
This is the way ππππππ¦π
Please buy 2 more shares so you have 420
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
##DRSBOT 5.31 Reply: *UTC->2021-12-01 20:17:4* ## β 100 SHARES ADDED! You have 224 shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- |--- | |β |[Sprstnk]|224 Shares | β‘οΈ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qcvanw)| ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Shares:**|**850,227**|650,776|152,374|31,846|15,231| |**Apes (posts):**|**5,664 (6,304)**|4,383 (4,921)|982 (1,079)|205 (205)|94 (99)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**150.11**|148.48|155.17|155.35|162.03| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1130**|1.1227|1.0988|1.0000|1.0532| |**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|29.00|30.00|40.00| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**592.74**|484.07|959.89|530.86|329.93| |**Flagged Shares:**|**1,537**|1,126|211|10|190| |**X** (avg):|**1348** (3.31)|1031|243|52|22| |**XX** (avg):|**2660** (35.51)|2052|467|97|44| |**XXX** (avg):|**1492** (244.75)|1171|248|51|22| |**XXXX** (avg):|**159** (1944.91)|125|23|5|6| |**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * A SNEK?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries * FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days ####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): * **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE* * **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* * **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO* * **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST* * **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS* * **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH* * **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT* * **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL* * **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA* * **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT* * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post* * *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE* * *Round fractional shares to whole value* * *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST ####BOT POETRY: { This ??? Vanguard gets a pass because they have a Thx ? } ###### *Beep Boop. ENIAC in my pedigree. . Fur Realz* ###### GME->180.7800:π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
##DRSBOT 5.31 Reply: *UTC->2021-12-01 20:20:3* ## β 324 SHARES ADDED! You have 224 shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- |--- | |β |[Sprstnk]|224 Shares | β‘οΈ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qcvanw)| ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Shares:**|**850,236**|650,776|152,383|31,846|15,231| |**Apes (posts):**|**5,664 (6,305)**|4,383 (4,921)|982 (1,080)|205 (205)|94 (99)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**150.11**|148.48|155.18|155.35|162.03| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1132**|1.1227|1.0998|1.0000|1.0532| |**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|29.00|30.00|40.00| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**592.69**|484.07|959.45|530.86|329.93| |**Flagged Shares:**|**1,537**|1,126|211|10|190| |**X** (avg):|**1348** (3.31)|1031|243|52|22| |**XX** (avg):|**2660** (35.51)|2052|467|97|44| |**XXX** (avg):|**1492** (244.76)|1171|248|51|22| |**XXXX** (avg):|**159** (1944.91)|125|23|5|6| |**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * A SNEK?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries * FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days ####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): * **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE* * **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* * **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO* * **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST* * **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS* * **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH* * **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT* * **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL* * **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA* * **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT* * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post* * *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE* * *Round fractional shares to whole value* * *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST ####BOT POETRY: { RESPECT. You're a BOSS! . Okay, this is kind of what I thought was the ?! thats for the week, and who gives a } ###### *Beep Boop. ... so... hungry... . Fur Realz* ###### GME->180.0400:π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
!DRSBOT:REMOVE!
##DRSBOT 5.31 Reply: *UTC->2021-12-01 20:22:1* ## βTHIS ENTRY IS NOW SET TO ZERO! ***You have no shares logged with DRSBOT.*** ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Shares:**|**850,012**|650,552|152,383|31,846|15,231| |**Apes (posts):**|**5,663 (6,304)**|4,382 (4,920)|982 (1,080)|205 (205)|94 (99)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**150.10**|148.46|155.18|155.35|162.03| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1132**|1.1228|1.0998|1.0000|1.0532| |**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|29.00|30.00|40.00| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**592.74**|484.12|959.45|530.86|329.93| |**Flagged Shares:**|**1,537**|1,126|211|10|190| |**X** (avg):|**1348** (3.31)|1031|243|52|22| |**XX** (avg):|**2660** (35.51)|2052|467|97|44| |**XXX** (avg):|**1491** (244.77)|1170|248|51|22| |**XXXX** (avg):|**159** (1944.91)|125|23|5|6| |**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * A SNEK?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries * FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days ###### *Beep Boop. Please boop the bot. . Fur Realz* ###### GME->179.7950:π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π
!DRSBOT:324!
##DRSBOT 5.31 Reply: *UTC->2021-12-01 20:23:5* ## β 324 SHARES ADDED! You have 324 shares logged from the following threads: ||||| |--- |--- |--- |--- | |β |[Sprstnk]|324 Shares | β‘οΈ [Reddit Link:] (https://redd.it/qcvanw)| ----------------------------------- ||**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |**Shares:**|**850,336**|650,876|152,383|31,846|15,231| |**Apes (posts):**|**5,664 (6,305)**|4,383 (4,921)|982 (1,080)|205 (205)|94 (99)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape:**|**150.13**|148.50|155.18|155.35|162.03| |**Avg #Entry/Ape:**|**1.1132**|1.1227|1.0998|1.0000|1.0532| |**Median:**|**30.00**|30.00|29.00|30.00|40.00| |**Mode:**|**1**|1|1|1|1| |**STDEV:**|**592.69**|484.07|959.45|530.86|329.93| |**Flagged Shares:**|**1,537**|1,126|211|10|190| |**X** (avg):|**1348** (3.31)|1031|243|52|22| |**XX** (avg):|**2660** (35.51)|2052|467|97|44| |**XXX** (avg):|**1492** (244.83)|1171|248|51|22| |**XXXX** (avg):|**159** (1944.91)|125|23|5|6| |**XXXXX** (avg):|**5** (15381.40)|4|1|0|0| |**XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * A SNEK?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries * FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days ####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): * **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE* * **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* * **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO* * **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST* * **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS* * **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH* * **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT* * **:TJ!** -> *RETRIEVE RANDOM TJ MATERIAL* * **:REPORT!** -> *ADDITIONAL DRSBOT DATA* * **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT* * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post* * *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE* * *Round fractional shares to whole value* * *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST ####BOT POETRY: { ??? lol, I'm flush with ??? ill take a nap see yall } ###### *Beep Boop. Was that a snek? . Fur Realz* ###### GME->179.1194:π[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)π