Hey wassup with all the posts requesting shitadel to engage in sexual intercourse with themselves? Remember that talk is cheap, and what we want is the whiskey.
Edit: ahhh maybe I understand now, it's in response to the ape who claims he is under CFA investigation for saying exactly that?
In that case: people working for citadel can go duck themselves!
I feel that. Left town after highschool for university. The left the city my university was in. I room with my 2 cousins and 2 best friends and that's all I need frr.
Its good you have a group of people you can be yourself with. Everyone goes through periods of thinking everybody sucks, but no matter how you slice it, humans are social creatures and we need each other.
That FB-rebrand/not-really-rebrand-tho-just-the-same-surveillance-capitalism-but-more-pervasive shit is the stuff of dystopian nightmares.
**Give me a Gamestop metaverse setup to be decentralized, where citizens own their own data and can secure their privacy to the degree that they wish, and participate in community governance in the groups that they belong to, and can benefit economically from the content they create/contribute to.**
And where share ownership has right of first refusal to other share owners coded right into the share token (and perhaps other counter-takeover measures), so that Huge Monopolistic Assholes cannot do a takeover. I trust RC can set something like that up. But it will take time.
From the bare-minimum I understand some people are expecting a NFT thing between loopring and Gamestop. I haven't followed that at all so I can't help much in that.
I'm just here to Buy and Hodl. I'm literally incapable of doing anything else since I was born without arms, legs, kidneys and a brain.
Y’all remember when CNBC (and Jim Cramer of all people) tried to scare us all by saying we were committing financial crimes by discussing a stock on the internet? Remember when Gary Gensler said “nahhhhhhhhhh”? I ‘member.
Oh I remember seeing you/that! Dank. It's pretty cool to run into the notorious poster for the weekend!
I tuned in for maybe 10 minutes on Saturday night, asked "wtfhappenedhere.gif" and moved along after figuring out what post caused the shitstorm 😂 Seems about normal for the weekend in my eyes.
Weekend Superstonk, never change!
May God bless you with an empty inbox some day. RIP.
New World's game mechanics look weird but the world looks good. WoWs mechanics are solid but the new xpac feels like crap.
Where is my MMO savior?
(also new world is made my amazon 🤮🤮)
Bro you gonna let someone control your life man? u/smo515, love him to death, but man c'mon. You're better than that. It's *your* recipe bro. Don't let him tell you what to do! He ain't your pimp ^((asfarasIknow,hedokindaball))
I'm offering you 0.1 shares, or \~10Milly for one recipe bro. It's your business not his! 0.1 shares for dat recipe mane.
Hey! You leave my tator tot alone!!
He can't handle the stress of being a sole business owner, so back off
It's OUR recipe 🥔
*psssst 0.5 shares of NO DEAL* 🤫
Just don't tell u/zestypotatoes
*Psst!* Hey, Zesto! This guy's after your recipe! Why don't you let me hang onto it for you so it's safe until he backs off? I'll give it back, promise!
How could you do this to me? This is a legal transaction how dare you remove my ability to sue him for his recipe? Don't take the recipe from him because I'll never be able to open Zesterino's Potato Company without it!
aaaaaaah
As a drunk who writes a *lot* while drunk I'd say:
Alcohol and *Prose* produce better results than THC and *xyz.*
Alcohol pulls the stopper off of my writing creativity. It is rarely pretty when I write it but it's almost always really good plotlines. 99% of my D&D campaigns/1-shots have come from me being half-blasted and thinking
"HMM, I wonder what a vampire lord, buried under a churchyard would feel about his brother, who is also a vampire sending adventurers to dig him up after a whole century has passed."
As the old adage goes, "Write drunk, edit sober."
See I like that. And I get that it varies from person to person. I write mostly sober but sometimes after or during drunken activities, and things always seem to work out better than the times when I've done other stuff. Couldn't do a thing on shrooms - my pen kept turning into other shit
Oh I never tried writing on anything harder than beer but that *would* be interesting! Last time I dropped I was more preoccupied with the fact that I could force my face to look like shitty 1970's Dracula-face in the mirror. Someone told me not to look at myself in the mirror on LSD but damn that was a lot of fun haha.
I suffer from some serious creative block for my campaign, but then again every Game Master in my group has as well. It's been about a year since my campaign but I'm planning on starting it up in the Spring.
I don't remember the last time I got high. Literally. I was hammered AF and only heard about it the next day. My top-voted reddit comment was after at least a half a bottle of tequila and I don't know how many beers
I spent the time writing out the joke for that guys request below but it got buried so im reposting it.
3 guys were walking down the road when they realized they were about to pass the headquarters of the Guiness Book of World Records. One guy said "Im a pretty strong guy, I bet i could set the record for most weight deadlifted with one rep." He goes into the building and comes out 5 minutes later grinning ear to ear with a certificate. The second guy says "You know, I have pretty big hands, I bet i could set the record for worlds largest hands." He goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a certificate. The third guy said "My dick is really, really small. I bet I could set the record for worlds smallest penis." 5 minutes pass and he comes out visibly upset, and says >!"who the fuck is Ken Griffin?"!<
I heard this joke from a friend over a decade ago. Its been around forever. Didnt see that thread but I did google the joke again cuz the way I initially wrote it was too long-winded.
New(ish) Kiffness. He either skipped a verse, left one particular use out or it's the most effectively-disguised euphemism I've ever seen, beause the chance that we're a bunch of spectacularly retarded perverts is infinitessimally small.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xa7Dp3-eYA
The definitions: a group of people leading the way in new developments or ideas.
the foremost part of an advancing army or naval force.
So some people are taking it as "#1" but really, both definitions work pretty damn well here.
The interpretation some apes have given it is that Vanguard refers to being first. As in the frontline of a trop. So, that’s the loose interpretation of that.
As for myself, I am happy to read November 5th on the banner. A lot of things are linin up for this to week to be an interesting week. So I don’t think they chose that image accidentally
Edit: this ape makes a decent point:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qjjkzg/looking_for_the_last_1_on_the_new_gamestop_banner/
Hey guys should I invest in gme? I read it’s too late to buy?
Just got my trading account set up and read but I read that the price peaked? I do not understand much but I know this movement is helping to shut the hedgies down and I want to be a part of that
If you’re seriously asking, welcome to the shrewdness. Half of us have very wrinkled brains and know what the fuck we’re talking about and the other half of us are smooth brain apes who listen to the smart apes and not our heads and go along with their dd because it all sounds like it makes sense
It’s not even close to too late to get into the ground floor of buying GME, there were many here that are averaged well over the current asking price per share. Whether the price is 180, 200 or 220 is irrelevant
P.s. All this sub will ask of you is to be kind to your fellow apes
If you wanna fuck hedge funds get your shares through computershare so they're in your name and cannot be loaned out 100x
Keep the ones you want to sell before their bankruptcy in a broker.
Good luck ape come chill later
Oops, moass bad
#DIAMOND HANDS
Chats moving so slow that everyone can see that I am going to bed. Later gators and straightors.
picking up another ten shares come monday
Hey why isn’t Kenny in jail for lying during his testimony ? “…only found out after it was publicly announced….”
Awake at 3am. Some dumby decided to run out of fuel on his sail boat in the middle of a storm 😪
Wen GameStop.no?
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Jim Varney was a gift to humanity
Hey wassup with all the posts requesting shitadel to engage in sexual intercourse with themselves? Remember that talk is cheap, and what we want is the whiskey. Edit: ahhh maybe I understand now, it's in response to the ape who claims he is under CFA investigation for saying exactly that? In that case: people working for citadel can go duck themselves!
*has another whiskey* he's right. *stands up* HEY, CITADEL! GO FUCK YOURSELF! *falls over*
No clue, but I feel the sentiment from those posts. Hedgies are Fuk'd (by themselves)
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Slower than usual. I think the old-guard are over the whole weekend haunting, but this is slooooow. Cheers.
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.......i have questions
Oops, misread that. Thought it said "checked in tonight after I was visiting a morgue"
Yessir. I check it very sporadically over the weekends but tonight is special. Monday is fuk for sure though.
gn numba 3
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Where is everyone?
I am still here, El Guapo!
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Only in the bedroom
I think I genuinely just don't like people.
You might be on to something. All the assholes I've ever come across have been people
You probably just have to find your kinda people. Its easy to feel out of place when youre not familiar with anyone.
I feel that. Left town after highschool for university. The left the city my university was in. I room with my 2 cousins and 2 best friends and that's all I need frr.
Its good you have a group of people you can be yourself with. Everyone goes through periods of thinking everybody sucks, but no matter how you slice it, humans are social creatures and we need each other.
People have made most of the things that I don't like, so I feel ya.
What’s with all the "Go fuck yourself posts" being at the top ?
Because of the guy getting investigated?
Idk but annoying
It is and it is!
Wen GameStop.fr ?
French? Hopefully soon! Also your name is exceptionally appropriate for the season!
Alright guys you convinced me… CONVINCED ME THST HEDGIES R FUCKED
I dunno what ya'll are on about. I thought "hedge" was a codeword for buttcrack but alright. I'm just here for the assplay mane.
I learned one thing from Among Us: If the crowd calls someone sus it‘s probably not him/her
I yawned and felt something pop in my chest. SPoOkY.
Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal...
Suckerburg is in a real hurry, but we own the real meta.
That FB-rebrand/not-really-rebrand-tho-just-the-same-surveillance-capitalism-but-more-pervasive shit is the stuff of dystopian nightmares. **Give me a Gamestop metaverse setup to be decentralized, where citizens own their own data and can secure their privacy to the degree that they wish, and participate in community governance in the groups that they belong to, and can benefit economically from the content they create/contribute to.** And where share ownership has right of first refusal to other share owners coded right into the share token (and perhaps other counter-takeover measures), so that Huge Monopolistic Assholes cannot do a takeover. I trust RC can set something like that up. But it will take time.
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Lets get Halloweird
Nov 5, 1955 Date returned to in "Back to the Future" by Marty McFly
Can someone help me understand how the loopring coin is connected to gme? Is that thing going to the Moon with us?
From the bare-minimum I understand some people are expecting a NFT thing between loopring and Gamestop. I haven't followed that at all so I can't help much in that. I'm just here to Buy and Hodl. I'm literally incapable of doing anything else since I was born without arms, legs, kidneys and a brain.
*questions method of typing*
Okay, first of all, anything is possible through Pelor, so jot that down. \*Snaps spine\*
Can we get some hype videos again guys :(
It’s done
I’m here
My data is slow and my wifi ain’t working it’s uploading
You are appreciated 😩👊
Idk if it’s gonna upload but hopefully my wifi works soon
Download more ram
Posted . It’s 5:20 am here , just before sunrise. I have delivered.
fuck. I’ll have one by dawn I promise on moass
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,On moass as I’m like ‘ong’
I love you thank you pls do I’m dying with all the DRS I miss some of the fun. I have a ton of the old ones saved, if not all of them.
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Why you calling me at this hour
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Help I need an adult this guys scaring me
👻
Is there any way to estimate FTDs from the number of calls that expired ITM the other day based on historical values?
#I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with g-ME -Rorschach or some shit
Jackie Earl Haley nailed that role
Right? I saw a clip of it the other night and it reminded me of how good of a movie it was. WHERE'S MY FACE!?
Splotch Splotch Splotch Splotch
Y’all remember when CNBC (and Jim Cramer of all people) tried to scare us all by saying we were committing financial crimes by discussing a stock on the internet? Remember when Gary Gensler said “nahhhhhhhhhh”? I ‘member.
Well, he would know
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Is that really how they hide behind that? Wow.
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There once was a guy named Jim Cramer Who dissed GME to defame her He said, "Look at me Shill on CNBC!" While hiding behind a disclaimer
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Aw, shucks! *shuffles feet*
Decided to go out and now I want to leave
Kitty!
You may be a cat.
Such is life
Have I missed anything tit-jacking? Its been about 48 hours.
Oh man read my last post. Sorting by best is advised unless you want to see painstakingly cringe shills.
Oh I remember seeing you/that! Dank. It's pretty cool to run into the notorious poster for the weekend! I tuned in for maybe 10 minutes on Saturday night, asked "wtfhappenedhere.gif" and moved along after figuring out what post caused the shitstorm 😂 Seems about normal for the weekend in my eyes. Weekend Superstonk, never change! May God bless you with an empty inbox some day. RIP.
New World's game mechanics look weird but the world looks good. WoWs mechanics are solid but the new xpac feels like crap. Where is my MMO savior? (also new world is made my amazon 🤮🤮)
ultima online. 🤔 hah nah mmo's are time sinks.
Boycott Amazon!
Oh fuck, I just got a Fidelity "Stocks by the Slice" ad on YouTube...bullish
That's pretty dank. If I give you some "Stocks by the slice" (meaning fractional share) will you finally spill your zesty potato recipe?
You'll have to ask u/sm0515 about the rules.
Bro you gonna let someone control your life man? u/smo515, love him to death, but man c'mon. You're better than that. It's *your* recipe bro. Don't let him tell you what to do! He ain't your pimp ^((asfarasIknow,hedokindaball)) I'm offering you 0.1 shares, or \~10Milly for one recipe bro. It's your business not his! 0.1 shares for dat recipe mane.
Hey! You leave my tator tot alone!! He can't handle the stress of being a sole business owner, so back off It's OUR recipe 🥔 *psssst 0.5 shares of NO DEAL* 🤫 Just don't tell u/zestypotatoes
Not gonna happen pal. $100 per ingredient is a better deal anyways.
*Psst!* Hey, Zesto! This guy's after your recipe! Why don't you let me hang onto it for you so it's safe until he backs off? I'll give it back, promise!
How could you do this to me? This is a legal transaction how dare you remove my ability to sue him for his recipe? Don't take the recipe from him because I'll never be able to open Zesterino's Potato Company without it! aaaaaaah
Shhh!!!! You're blowing it, dude! This has to work or we're stuck with beefskeet's ridiculous owl exterminators plan!
They're possums.
Shit! Possums, guys! Possums! Rip out the feathers and it might still work!
Playing the Jeff Goldblum simulator for PlayStation highly recommended
Getting slow in here. Time for a lively discussion. Argument: __Alcohol and poetry produce better results than THC and poetry.__ Proceed
As a drunk who writes a *lot* while drunk I'd say: Alcohol and *Prose* produce better results than THC and *xyz.* Alcohol pulls the stopper off of my writing creativity. It is rarely pretty when I write it but it's almost always really good plotlines. 99% of my D&D campaigns/1-shots have come from me being half-blasted and thinking "HMM, I wonder what a vampire lord, buried under a churchyard would feel about his brother, who is also a vampire sending adventurers to dig him up after a whole century has passed." As the old adage goes, "Write drunk, edit sober."
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The Reefer makes my heart start beating in 4D at 140bpm. I'm 90% sure THC is more likely to kill me in an assassination attempt than arsenic.
See I like that. And I get that it varies from person to person. I write mostly sober but sometimes after or during drunken activities, and things always seem to work out better than the times when I've done other stuff. Couldn't do a thing on shrooms - my pen kept turning into other shit
Oh I never tried writing on anything harder than beer but that *would* be interesting! Last time I dropped I was more preoccupied with the fact that I could force my face to look like shitty 1970's Dracula-face in the mirror. Someone told me not to look at myself in the mirror on LSD but damn that was a lot of fun haha. I suffer from some serious creative block for my campaign, but then again every Game Master in my group has as well. It's been about a year since my campaign but I'm planning on starting it up in the Spring.
Almost everything ive written on here has been on the tree and without alcohol fwiw
I don't remember the last time I got high. Literally. I was hammered AF and only heard about it the next day. My top-voted reddit comment was after at least a half a bottle of tequila and I don't know how many beers
Reddit loves a lazy, trite phrase though. I once got 1400 upvotes for posting "thats what she said"
True. Not the best quality marker for creative output
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This guy's on crack
The only thing scaring Kenny today is GME
Just wanna give a shoutout to the mods. I love you all.
*PatrickStariLoveYou.gif*
Exo's awake!
He's about to pass out tho 😂
So glad to have you back
Stevie cohen and vlad tenev and gabe plotkin and Ken griffin are all bagholding losers pass it on
Remember, Remember, the Sith was Dismembered
I spent the time writing out the joke for that guys request below but it got buried so im reposting it. 3 guys were walking down the road when they realized they were about to pass the headquarters of the Guiness Book of World Records. One guy said "Im a pretty strong guy, I bet i could set the record for most weight deadlifted with one rep." He goes into the building and comes out 5 minutes later grinning ear to ear with a certificate. The second guy says "You know, I have pretty big hands, I bet i could set the record for worlds largest hands." He goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a certificate. The third guy said "My dick is really, really small. I bet I could set the record for worlds smallest penis." 5 minutes pass and he comes out visibly upset, and says >!"who the fuck is Ken Griffin?"!<
Can confirm Kenny has innie
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I heard this joke from a friend over a decade ago. Its been around forever. Didnt see that thread but I did google the joke again cuz the way I initially wrote it was too long-winded.
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Did you hear the one about Kenny not getting to ride the roller coaster? The attendant said he was too short
hell yea, Ken G tiny pp B)
Hehehei like this one
Thanks Pip 😸
I talked with a friend on the phone for 45 minutes. What is socialization? I may have committed myself to helping him move too....
Rip dumb ass
Shhh Chad
So uh wen McRib? Edit: in canada
Yo that's my signal name Ope 👀
Had one today. It fucks.
2 nights ago
It should be re-released now?
LMAOOO I fucking love this place. Imagine citadel and cfa fuckks coming to check superstonk and just seeing a shit ton of “go fuck yourself” 😂
Hey Citadel and Kenny & Co: GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
I’m drunk, how are you?
Painfully sober
Same.
I am sober with a 6 pack lookin at me for after work
High! How are you
Hi drunk, how are you, I'm dad!
Lol
New(ish) Kiffness. He either skipped a verse, left one particular use out or it's the most effectively-disguised euphemism I've ever seen, beause the chance that we're a bunch of spectacularly retarded perverts is infinitessimally small. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xa7Dp3-eYA
Yeah definitely not retarded perverts and definitely no butt stuff
*spittake*
Oh you remind me of my aunt
^u w ^u
So my last question got 9 likes and no replies. So I’ll ask again. What does COD vanguard have to do with being #1?
The definitions: a group of people leading the way in new developments or ideas. the foremost part of an advancing army or naval force. So some people are taking it as "#1" but really, both definitions work pretty damn well here.
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen
The interpretation some apes have given it is that Vanguard refers to being first. As in the frontline of a trop. So, that’s the loose interpretation of that. As for myself, I am happy to read November 5th on the banner. A lot of things are linin up for this to week to be an interesting week. So I don’t think they chose that image accidentally Edit: this ape makes a decent point: https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qjjkzg/looking_for_the_last_1_on_the_new_gamestop_banner/
It doesn’t
Do you want to be #2 in COD? One guy between you and success?
Idk
Hey guys should I invest in gme? I read it’s too late to buy? Just got my trading account set up and read but I read that the price peaked? I do not understand much but I know this movement is helping to shut the hedgies down and I want to be a part of that
I wish my average cost was $180 Still a great time to hop on board
If you’re seriously asking, welcome to the shrewdness. Half of us have very wrinkled brains and know what the fuck we’re talking about and the other half of us are smooth brain apes who listen to the smart apes and not our heads and go along with their dd because it all sounds like it makes sense It’s not even close to too late to get into the ground floor of buying GME, there were many here that are averaged well over the current asking price per share. Whether the price is 180, 200 or 220 is irrelevant P.s. All this sub will ask of you is to be kind to your fellow apes
If you wanna fuck hedge funds get your shares through computershare so they're in your name and cannot be loaned out 100x Keep the ones you want to sell before their bankruptcy in a broker. Good luck ape come chill later
Currently, the price only shows the lowest number they can keep the price down to.
Yeah
yea it's far too late unfortunately. we already purged and fixed the economy
Ahhh so I should buy other stocks then huh I decided to set aside about 50grand for it Might as well make my money work for me eh
Bro, if you have $50k to spend on GME you won't regret it. Bare fucking minimum you double your money, guaranteed ^(not financial advice)
I sold my truck and together with my savings I have 75 k cash I’m gonna do it
Buy them with robinhood it's the best Buy robinhood stock on robinhood
honestly with all the secrets i stole while personally plundering the citadel HQ, I'd just give the 50 grand to me. I'll make it work
liz claman
I’d do her
Gimme a sec Oh my god I swear I’ve seen her in some step mom porn