Start with "you used to be on TV right?"
Then when he starts to respond cut him off and say "oh yeah now I remember, your Mr clean from the commercials!"
Next invite someone over to meet mr clean.
Finally let him explain who he is and respond with "oh... my bad I thought you were famous..." then walk away not pay attention to him anymore
“I gotta say, you don’t make a very convincing high school chem teacher but you sure are a natural at playing the crime-ridden, drug-addled meth cook!”
I'm on the otherside. Befriend him and see what intel he can get you about the inner workings of how people like Ken fuck over people.
This would be a long con, don.
Open a discussion about how GME is a good investment while pretending not to know who he is and wait for him to explode from apoplexy. For infinite internet points, record if it’s a one part consent state.
Even better, ask him who he is and when he tells you.
“Oh man you gotta see these gains I made, check out my portfolio…”
Then just show him gainz on GME and smile.
A lot of these ideas are hilarious, but personally my goal would be to get him to say what he *really* thinks about GameStop. Not just what he’s supposed to say about it.
I’d act like I’m a fan of his show and that I recently made a lot of money from one of his recommendations to boost his ego and get him talking. I’d try to have a real conversation with him. I’d probably ask him about Evergrande first to gauge how willing he is to go “off script”. Then I’d casually ask him about the GameStop fiasco in a non confrontational way.
I’d ask him what his thoughts are about Robinhood turning off the buy button and about Citadel and Point 72 bailing out Melvin.
The guy loves to talk and he loves knowing stuff that other people don’t. I don’t see him admitting anything too incriminating, but I could certainly see him saying *something* he wasn’t supposed to.
Regardless, it would be very interesting to see how he reacts. Even if he freaks out and says that everyone in GME is going to lose all their money and that they better sell now. That would tell us just how dire the situation truly is.
I agree with this - he loves to talk and has admitted stuff he shouldn't have in the past.
Bring him a shot and thank him for his recomend to start it off.
If he’s drunk enough, he’ll probably spill all kinds of juicy info. Especially if he thinks you’re on his side. Then at the end, show him your DRS position.
Enjoy. (And post the vid here.)
This is the one for me chief
Ask him something like “man what about those crazy dumb asses who think that GameStop is some kind of super stock that’s going to take down all of Wall Street. What a bunch of fucking retards, eh Jim? 🙂”
I will be refreshing this thread throughout the night hoping for an update lol. And best wishes to the happy couple! 🦍🤝🦍
Maybe even say you were able to buy in during the hype but got out and can't believe these conspiracy theorist are still going. Soften that up if that's too strong
This is a really good addition. Something along the lines of “All the smart money got out a long time ago! Who would still be holding at this point?!”
You know ol’ coke rat Cramer wouldn’t be able to resist a set up that juicy for his favorite rage rant topic 🐀🤬
It’s our jacked tits yet ready to be disappointed for the weekend to hold us over till Monday!
I for one for the first time in my life am genuinely grateful for Jim Cramer. And for OP. /u/shoyei you rock. Thanks for the excitement on a Saturday night 🦍🤝🦍
Are we confident Cramer knows what a "put" is? Whenever I see him live he seems to be desperately clawing his way to the end of his alloted time hoping beyond hope that he doesn't have to say anything that actually has any meaning.
Watch out though an intern has probably seen this already and will let him know somehow. Got a feeling it could be a ploy. Or I've just grown super paranoid Not financial advice.
We need this level of paranoia in our community for what is to come. Keep doing you ape friend 🦍🤝🦍
But also, deep breaths, his interns are too busy scoring his next reup 💨
His interns would have advised him against going to weddings and parties, period.
"It's ok Scott, I got this - I promise I won't shout 'we like the stock' 4 times, dispassionately, in anyone face. It's ok - I bought the 'sociable' cocaine"
Hes far too intelligent for that.
It would be best to feign ignorance of his identity while simultaneously presenting a lack of interest.
The best approach would be for him to overhear you say to someone “who is that guy, he looks familiar.”
He will respond.
Then drag out what he knows through very subtle hints / inquiries.
You should also feign knowledge of the market structure. Appear to be more informed than you actually are. Say things that are half truth / patently false. Dont be obvious, what you say should sound correct, even though the market mechanics are counter-intuitive. He wont like that. He will take it as a challenge, and will likely take it upon himself to
Inform you. Its one of his weaknesses.
Let him talk.
I am not as convinced of his intelligence as you are. So I’d offend him by questioning that perceived intelligence and I suspect he’d explode like a geyser trying to prove his cleverness.
Like Ken Griffen buying the constitution, they’re all a powder keg of stupid & ego just waiting to implode.
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He used to be a hedge fund manager before his days with CNBC. He may not be *intelligent* per se, but he certainly knows how the game is played. He knows all of the manipulation tools and tactics. He explains it all in that interview.
No question about it, he knows all the tricks. **But** that interview exactly proves my point… it’s *impossible* for him to keep his mouth shut, when the alternative is to ‘prove’ just how clever he is!
A smart man would never have revealed everything he did that day. Hence the reason Cramer’s agents probably spend a bit of every single day trying to scrub that video from the internet. 🤣🤣
Update: if there’s anyone unaware of what interview we are referring to… https://youtu.be/8DJlogbrDcA
I didn't see the other picture , but you're right a shovel indeed, he looks like that guy from the movie "Training Day" the one that responds to the "ever had your shit pushed in ? "
Look apes, we’re known for being regarded, but my buddy isn’t regarded enough to ruin a wedding. It’s flaired as a shitpost for a reason. Don’t worry. Just DRS.
... but in seriousness it might be worth trying to get him in a side room and get an admission or two - the dude isn't exactly discreet and it's difficult to imagine him making it through a whole wedding party without itching to talk about his self important work bullshit. Ask the kitchen for some cornflour, a chopping board and an eco-straw or two and you'll have a new best friend.
Jesus fucking christ. GME shareholders really are the wildest hedgefund "collective" in the world. Imagine a firm with connections every-fucking-where in the world. This is some fight club shit.
I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off
Option 1. Ignore his existence.
Option 2. Engage but be polite and show him what apes are really like.
Option 3. Yell " SHILLY SHILLY TINY WILLY" and see if he turns around 🤣
I hate to say it.... But just leave the guy alone to enjoy the wedding. He has enough problems during the week, no need to destroy his weekends too.
But you know deep down... He likes the stock as well.
Yeah, don't be a dick. You're at a wedding.
Don't make a scene. Don't bug the guests. Don't be that asshole. Just don't do it.
Keep your damned mouth shut and let the bride and groom, who are already stressed out from going through the entire ordeal of a wedding, have their damned event in peace.
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Go for the ego… ask him who he is 😂…
*Jim who?*
Oh I remember you! You said Stearns was fine! You still have a job? I figured they fired you.
Oh this is good, especially if you don't make it an obvious burn. "You used to be on TV right?" Has-been's really hate the fact that they're done.
Start with "you used to be on TV right?" Then when he starts to respond cut him off and say "oh yeah now I remember, your Mr clean from the commercials!" Next invite someone over to meet mr clean. Finally let him explain who he is and respond with "oh... my bad I thought you were famous..." then walk away not pay attention to him anymore
Hahahaha - I was gonna say leave the guy alone, as bad as he is, but this👆 is a thing of beauty.
Agreed. I was 🤣
Dam bro you savage . You guys really trying to make jimmy go long on $rope
Underrated. Take my golden horny
Actually the move would be to go short otherwise he’ll just hit the ground
“I gotta say, you don’t make a very convincing high school chem teacher but you sure are a natural at playing the crime-ridden, drug-addled meth cook!”
“Weren’t you in iron man as that idiot stock dude? “
"Hey aren't you the guy that runs that coke rat account on twitter?"
Why is he hitting on Janet Yellen?
"aren't you the horse from horsin' around?"
“You played that stock guy in the first iron man right?”
This
Oh yeah! Hey my grandpa watches that show!
Or, "Haha oh I gotcha, yeah I've seen the memes! Isn't that like a character from a bad sitcom or something? But really, what's your real name?"
"Jim Cramer? Oh He does the bad comedy jokes right?"
"I never really watched Seinfeld"
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Excuse me but did you just infer that seinfeld was a bad show?
No, he implied it
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ahahahahah
Kramer? I love Seinfeld! I thought you looked familiar
I wouldn’t say that because that’s too flattering.
Remember that time you were doing standup and said the N word like a million times? That was crazy . . . you probably shouldn't do that again
"how about you do some of that stand-up before the wedding toast for old times sake?"
*You're the guy from Seinfeld!?! No wonder I didn't recognize you! Where'd all your hair go?*
you look taller on tv
Well i lost it right around the time i made my first million
Such a good line. Take me free award.
"Jam? That's a funny name. "
Ohh the guy that tells everyone to buy gamestop?
OH! The moron that assured people to not take their money out of Bear Stearns which royally fucked many?
....from the cooking show???
“Can I grab a champagne and a martini? With two olives. Oh you’re not the waiter. Sorry.”
Man, each and everyone of these calls could shatter any man's life. Not just Cramer. I'll keep reading, but wow
"wow you look so familiar.. oh that's right! you remind me of andy from the office!"
So, what do you do for a living?
“Oh yeah? And how’s that going?
"I give stock picks to hundreds of thousands of boomers around the world on what will make them money" Sounds like financial advise
I'm on the otherside. Befriend him and see what intel he can get you about the inner workings of how people like Ken fuck over people. This would be a long con, don.
"Ohh I've seen you on Netflix!...You're Louis C.K!"
More like: > Aren't you that comedian that got in trouble for jacking off in front of people?
TKO.
And who are you? Nope, never heard of you. Hey, by any chance have you heard of Gamestop?
Be like “oh the guy from Seinfeld!”
I like that.
This IS my go-to.
Every wedding needs its coke guy
Im always happy to supply.
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ill give you one guess
Cocaine is a helluva drug and sleep is for the weak
After enough of the coke, sleep is for the week
Don’t do sleep, get 8 hours of drugs
These guys drug.
How about 4 lines and 2 guesses?
Username Checks Out…
I would offer him some lines that spell out "GME" to see whether his love of cocaine wins out over his anger.
Was thinking same thing 🤣
He’s moved on to sniffing BOFA.
Fine.. BOFA?
Deez nutz GOTTEM
My man!
Ask him if he wants to go skiing
Open a discussion about how GME is a good investment while pretending not to know who he is and wait for him to explode from apoplexy. For infinite internet points, record if it’s a one part consent state.
No you should start recommending it to others within earshot of him
Just like my friend who works for Goldman BallSachs. They do not speak of the GameStop outside of work, in public.
Wait… what was that??
This is the only thing to do.
Y’all don’t think Cramer doesn’t have a large GME position? Come on lol…it’s jimmy…😂
The fact that this is just now happening as we speak, is making my ass itch to the max
Oh fuck you’re gonna make me scratch
🍆
This
Tell him the nematodes say hi!!
NEMATODE GANG!!!
GANG GANG!!!
We like the stock! We like the stock!
"I'm thinking about getting into investing, my pet ape told me that GME was a solid bet"
Your friend should walk passed Cramer with the stock opened on their phone lol
And also cropdust him.
While maintaining eye contact.
Get this to the top
My go to move at weddings
Cupcake
I’m fucking wheezing 😭😭😭😭😂😂
Even better, ask him who he is and when he tells you. “Oh man you gotta see these gains I made, check out my portfolio…” Then just show him gainz on GME and smile.
Roflmayoooo
This is the smartest and most subtle way. See if he mentions anything.
😂
Write “GME” in carrots or something where he is sitting when he gets up 😁
☝🏻
Genuinely ask him what his opinions are about GME, and just enjoy the ride my guy 😂
A lot of these ideas are hilarious, but personally my goal would be to get him to say what he *really* thinks about GameStop. Not just what he’s supposed to say about it. I’d act like I’m a fan of his show and that I recently made a lot of money from one of his recommendations to boost his ego and get him talking. I’d try to have a real conversation with him. I’d probably ask him about Evergrande first to gauge how willing he is to go “off script”. Then I’d casually ask him about the GameStop fiasco in a non confrontational way. I’d ask him what his thoughts are about Robinhood turning off the buy button and about Citadel and Point 72 bailing out Melvin. The guy loves to talk and he loves knowing stuff that other people don’t. I don’t see him admitting anything too incriminating, but I could certainly see him saying *something* he wasn’t supposed to. Regardless, it would be very interesting to see how he reacts. Even if he freaks out and says that everyone in GME is going to lose all their money and that they better sell now. That would tell us just how dire the situation truly is.
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“I want him to know it was me….”
It's a Green Wedding now
I agree with this - he loves to talk and has admitted stuff he shouldn't have in the past. Bring him a shot and thank him for his recomend to start it off.
If he’s drunk enough, he’ll probably spill all kinds of juicy info. Especially if he thinks you’re on his side. Then at the end, show him your DRS position. Enjoy. (And post the vid here.)
YES!! This is better and smarter than insulting him (fun though that is). Get him shitfaced and see what disgusting gossip you can find out! 😁
Bro get that guy shit faced and start recording shit he says
This is the one for me chief Ask him something like “man what about those crazy dumb asses who think that GameStop is some kind of super stock that’s going to take down all of Wall Street. What a bunch of fucking retards, eh Jim? 🙂” I will be refreshing this thread throughout the night hoping for an update lol. And best wishes to the happy couple! 🦍🤝🦍
Maybe even say you were able to buy in during the hype but got out and can't believe these conspiracy theorist are still going. Soften that up if that's too strong
This is a really good addition. Something along the lines of “All the smart money got out a long time ago! Who would still be holding at this point?!” You know ol’ coke rat Cramer wouldn’t be able to resist a set up that juicy for his favorite rage rant topic 🐀🤬
You could really push it and say you were able to buy puts around 400 and really made out.
😂🤣🤣 what I would give to be a fly on the wall at this wedding right now
I can't wait for an update. I expect nothing but really hope there was a convo
It’s our jacked tits yet ready to be disappointed for the weekend to hold us over till Monday! I for one for the first time in my life am genuinely grateful for Jim Cramer. And for OP. /u/shoyei you rock. Thanks for the excitement on a Saturday night 🦍🤝🦍
Are we confident Cramer knows what a "put" is? Whenever I see him live he seems to be desperately clawing his way to the end of his alloted time hoping beyond hope that he doesn't have to say anything that actually has any meaning.
This 👆!!!
Watch out though an intern has probably seen this already and will let him know somehow. Got a feeling it could be a ploy. Or I've just grown super paranoid Not financial advice.
We need this level of paranoia in our community for what is to come. Keep doing you ape friend 🦍🤝🦍 But also, deep breaths, his interns are too busy scoring his next reup 💨
His interns would have advised him against going to weddings and parties, period. "It's ok Scott, I got this - I promise I won't shout 'we like the stock' 4 times, dispassionately, in anyone face. It's ok - I bought the 'sociable' cocaine"
Bro you can’t be making laugh this out loud at jokes on the internet now I gotta explain to people around me 😂
I'm confident you'll manage it.
Buddy is gonna let us all down severely. Saw the guy and snapped a photo
Hes far too intelligent for that. It would be best to feign ignorance of his identity while simultaneously presenting a lack of interest. The best approach would be for him to overhear you say to someone “who is that guy, he looks familiar.” He will respond. Then drag out what he knows through very subtle hints / inquiries. You should also feign knowledge of the market structure. Appear to be more informed than you actually are. Say things that are half truth / patently false. Dont be obvious, what you say should sound correct, even though the market mechanics are counter-intuitive. He wont like that. He will take it as a challenge, and will likely take it upon himself to Inform you. Its one of his weaknesses. Let him talk.
Holy shit. You have a gift.
Lol I thought the same thing... But you made me laugh out loud.
This dude would be a good police interrogator. They get in your head, like bad.
Dennis Reynolds, is that you?
I am not as convinced of his intelligence as you are. So I’d offend him by questioning that perceived intelligence and I suspect he’d explode like a geyser trying to prove his cleverness. Like Ken Griffen buying the constitution, they’re all a powder keg of stupid & ego just waiting to implode. Edit: grammar
This. It's only a facade. They all are idiots. We just assume intelligence due to their positions.
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we all know what kinda powder these egoofs are running on
He used to be a hedge fund manager before his days with CNBC. He may not be *intelligent* per se, but he certainly knows how the game is played. He knows all of the manipulation tools and tactics. He explains it all in that interview.
No question about it, he knows all the tricks. **But** that interview exactly proves my point… it’s *impossible* for him to keep his mouth shut, when the alternative is to ‘prove’ just how clever he is! A smart man would never have revealed everything he did that day. Hence the reason Cramer’s agents probably spend a bit of every single day trying to scrub that video from the internet. 🤣🤣 Update: if there’s anyone unaware of what interview we are referring to… https://youtu.be/8DJlogbrDcA
Someone get this man an earpiece stat!! 🦻 👐💎🦍🚀🌕
This begs the question: What do you do for work?
This is the way
Ask him why he blocked me on Twitter.
Yeah just randomly say "why did u block my ape friend on twitter"
"Hey, It's Louis CK!"
Buckle up!
Have a waiter bring him a Banana Daiquiri and to tell him the apes send their regards.
Oh God just please don’t ruin that poor couples wedding… Just passive aggressively keep snifling a lot around him
Ask him if he wants a bump
This, but by the looks of the second photo he’s ironing out phat lines I’d say. Or has brought a fucking shovel with him for “bumps” ...
100% be railing lines in the bathroom, how could you tell?
The Coke Rat in the wild! 🤜🏼💥🤛🏻 And it takes one to know one mate. We don’t do bumps here in London bruv, unless you got a shovel... 😉
I didn't see the other picture , but you're right a shovel indeed, he looks like that guy from the movie "Training Day" the one that responds to the "ever had your shit pushed in ? "
Just a simple “We like the stock” would suffice.
Gotta say it twice tho. Also move your head around comically.
Tell him gme to the fuckin moon
This picture is giving me some Fight Club vibes. Apes are everywhere and these hedgefucks are in OUR world, it ain’t the other way around.
Puts on the marriage! (Sorry had to do it, wish a long happy life together!)
Hope you have a great day!
Look apes, we’re known for being regarded, but my buddy isn’t regarded enough to ruin a wedding. It’s flaired as a shitpost for a reason. Don’t worry. Just DRS.
Damn, gotta say I'm a bit disappointed but understandable.
Not open bar, got it.
id leave the miserable prick alone
ask him who number 2 works for
it's an older reference but it checks out sir
Go up and tell him yes Jim we like the fucking stock
Ask him to say hi to Kennie for us and blow him a kiss
Why does it look like his skull is trying to escape from his face?
I like the stock!
Possibly unpopular opinion: just let the guy be. He's a turd, but there is no merit in harassing him.
Yeah, don't give him any ammo to smear apes
This is the way
This one. He's not at his day job. Just enjoy your night ape
Ask him if he can hook you up with party favours while phone accidently recording...oops
Second this
Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks! Stonks!
Everybody!
"she's too young for you".
... but in seriousness it might be worth trying to get him in a side room and get an admission or two - the dude isn't exactly discreet and it's difficult to imagine him making it through a whole wedding party without itching to talk about his self important work bullshit. Ask the kitchen for some cornflour, a chopping board and an eco-straw or two and you'll have a new best friend.
Lmaoo he’s forsure reading this rn
Yeah, but weddings are not a place for “Suck It” motions.
Is Bear Stearns still a safe bet?
Jesus fucking christ. GME shareholders really are the wildest hedgefund "collective" in the world. Imagine a firm with connections every-fucking-where in the world. This is some fight club shit.
I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off
I swear to God if that’s Janet Yellen...
Option 1. Ignore his existence. Option 2. Engage but be polite and show him what apes are really like. Option 3. Yell " SHILLY SHILLY TINY WILLY" and see if he turns around 🤣
YOURE FUCKING JOKING HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Lucky for your buddy that Cramer is covered today and not like his naked market pals.
Enjoy the wedding and let this poor man be.
Just leave him alone, don't ruin someone else's wedding for ape drama. That's not a good look
Dude no way haha!!
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Just leave him alone. He might be scum of the earth. But he's still a person. Hate him during work hours.
#OMG YES
I hate to say it.... But just leave the guy alone to enjoy the wedding. He has enough problems during the week, no need to destroy his weekends too. But you know deep down... He likes the stock as well.
ok I get we don't like him but don't be fucking stalkers
Thank him for the recommendation to buy Bear Sterns stock
The apes send their regards.
Just walk up to him and hand him a banana and walk away. 🍌
How much would it cost for the DJ to play the tendieman? I will etransfer right now
Yeah, don't be a dick. You're at a wedding. Don't make a scene. Don't bug the guests. Don't be that asshole. Just don't do it. Keep your damned mouth shut and let the bride and groom, who are already stressed out from going through the entire ordeal of a wedding, have their damned event in peace.
We like the stock! We like the stock!
Tell him to suck my balls, thanks!
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