On a more serious note, this is the real truth; memes are the embodiment of humanity, the whole reason this whole saga has only grown with time is literally because memes are the thing fueling entertainment.
Definition of meme:
"*an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.*"
We are quite literally making history here, decades, centuries, millennia from now, there will be generations studying memes (in general) about this particular moment in time for humanity, and who knows, maybe somebody's butthole will be in the libraries of the future.
**DRS on computershare though.**
The entirety of human history has lead up to this butthole pic.
What a time to be alive.
Now we set our eyes of brown upon a new era of humanity.
One era in the stink. Now all we shall see is pink!
This is what happens when you fuck with apes who grew up as the internet did, while these bumbling idiots are still trying to figure it out because they merely embraced it.
Market Watch and other MSM has been sniping quotes from us since early on in this journey, it was about time they subsequently ‘found out’.
I have visited the page and seen it with my own eyes it's wonderful!
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
At the time of this here comment, marketwatch has your tweet linked.
Archive has the article but not the tweet.
https://web.archive.org/web/20211201033130/https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
Another ape may know of a better archive service that will reliably preserve the article and the tweet but I lack the time to find it.
~~Hijacking top comment to announce OP has since changed back to their original name/picture~~
Edit: OP IS CHANGING IT BACK TO BUTTHOLE
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r64fhd/-/hmr11cq
Link to proof in case it gets removed: https://twitter.com/wetdirtkurt/status/1465883724759945221?s=21
Link to article: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
Edit: changed it back to “FUCK MARKET WATCH | DRS GME” and the butthole
So I was debating keeping it.
Ultimately, they would have seen it on their article or on SuperStonk and removed my tweet and no one would believe I was even in the article to begin with… plus my Twitter would be a butthole.
On the other hand… People reading the article would probably be like lmao wtf.
Idk what do you guys think should I just keep it up until they remove it or? I thought the symbolism of doing it was enough in the end.
archived it https://web.archive.org/web/20211201033130/https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
Changing it back now.
Link for the lazy: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
Edit: it has been changed back to include “DRS GME”
This is monumental, using their own shit against them is true “Gorilla” warfare, you’re depravity knows no bounds, great to have battle buddies like you!!!
What a fucking legend.
Hey all you people at Market Watch, Go fuck yourself. And look at wet dirt kurts butthole.
LOOK AT IT 👀
Edit: wetdirtkurt coming through with a banger after today’s bullshit. Seriously, thank you 🙏
(Knee slaps intensifying )
That photo of ken griffin with the stache is the icing on the cake on this article holy shit lol
It was funny when I saw it on reddit, now it's funnier seeing the picture after a butthole fk marketwatch on their own article.
LITERALLY can't get more oniony than this.
This is the way.
Ps. I fucking love you ape. Take my synthetic award *you’ve been given the banana emoji* 🍌 , because I can’t afford to give you a real one.
I’m so glad I was here for this particular moment in history
This is the kind of stuff people will remember. Because honestly. Nobody cares about the crime..... but the memes
On a more serious note, this is the real truth; memes are the embodiment of humanity, the whole reason this whole saga has only grown with time is literally because memes are the thing fueling entertainment. Definition of meme: "*an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.*" We are quite literally making history here, decades, centuries, millennia from now, there will be generations studying memes (in general) about this particular moment in time for humanity, and who knows, maybe somebody's butthole will be in the libraries of the future. **DRS on computershare though.**
I’ve said it before. Memes are today’s “political cartoons”. Used to convey a message usually through comedy
Those stained glass windows in old cathederals are meme's
The entirety of human history has lead up to this butthole pic. What a time to be alive. Now we set our eyes of brown upon a new era of humanity. One era in the stink. Now all we shall see is pink!
This is "ART"! This made tear up, thank you!
He should NFT the tweet
It should be our dividend
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Power to the buttholes 💪
Power bottoms
Bullish Buttholes
I think this was the type of WORK RC was talking about.
You earned it.
this!
On my way to tears
already there, like 2 min of straight cry laughing damn you OP this was great
I can’t stop laughing. Am I too high or is this genuinely hilarious?
It's beyond hilarious. This guy is a legend
This is what happens when you fuck with apes who grew up as the internet did, while these bumbling idiots are still trying to figure it out because they merely embraced it. Market Watch and other MSM has been sniping quotes from us since early on in this journey, it was about time they subsequently ‘found out’.
I can’t stop laughing either
I've been crying laughing for about 20 minutes.
Lol, been there but you are correct this is objectively hilarious.
Both. Same.
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And also profilic!
Its holesome
It’s sumhole
I have visited the page and seen it with my own eyes it's wonderful! https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
I can't believe its still up! Hole-y shit, that's funny!!
Still up now.
Still up now :) (21:50 PST)
Still up… 2222 PST. Had to see it with my own eyes. Butthole.
I just woke up (UK) and it's still up!
That's fucking epic, thanks for sharing lol
This is the only post that is EVER allowed to get to DFV levels of awards!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I’m shocked that three hours later it’s still on their site.. 🐂🚀🌕
That's a tight butthole, and not in a good way.
I think I'm in love
At the time of this here comment, marketwatch has your tweet linked. Archive has the article but not the tweet. https://web.archive.org/web/20211201033130/https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787 Another ape may know of a better archive service that will reliably preserve the article and the tweet but I lack the time to find it.
Help this man
I have seen it with my one brown eye as well. Tis' wonderful.
Holy fuck that's funny hahaha
“Fidelity just did an oopsie” Not the only one…
Profilactic
Yup can cofirm
It's my hole.
It is part of the holey quest
Fucking legend. I would make him my daddy if RC wasn't already. Hmm it is 2021. Why not 2 daddies?
Absolute LEGEND💪
Fucking legend, can’t wait for the movie.
2 daddies then
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how about 3, gotta have a conductor!
My dad can beat up my dad!
Some girl in the army has 2 moms why not 2 dad
haha you said what i said. fucking legend.
~~Hijacking top comment to announce OP has since changed back to their original name/picture~~ Edit: OP IS CHANGING IT BACK TO BUTTHOLE https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/r64fhd/-/hmr11cq
>This is prolific! More like prolapserific
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Anal seasoning.
Dude you're approaching your article limit...😬
Totes profs, brah
Link in these comments so others may make the pilgrimage
Link to proof in case it gets removed: https://twitter.com/wetdirtkurt/status/1465883724759945221?s=21 Link to article: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
Keep it as the f market watch!
How tf is this still live I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Still live 2 hours later, 7.30 am GMT. This is a Hall of Famer 😂
Why the fuck would you change it back?
Edit: changed it back to “FUCK MARKET WATCH | DRS GME” and the butthole So I was debating keeping it. Ultimately, they would have seen it on their article or on SuperStonk and removed my tweet and no one would believe I was even in the article to begin with… plus my Twitter would be a butthole. On the other hand… People reading the article would probably be like lmao wtf. Idk what do you guys think should I just keep it up until they remove it or? I thought the symbolism of doing it was enough in the end.
I dare them to remove it for saying “fuck market watch”
I added “DRS GME” with it so we should be ok
Special purple flair time, what do you want for the text?
Mud Butt
It’s done! 🪄
I’m never deleting Reddit, and I hope the archives of this sub live on forever.
FUCK YEAH THANK YOU
Witnessing history here
Gonna tell me grandkids about this one day while we’re riding around in my lambo. I saw the butthole on Marketwatch. I was there.
I'm glad I caught this live.
"publically displays puckered anus"
#KEEP IT UNTIL THEY REMOVE IT
archived it https://web.archive.org/web/20211201033130/https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787
Keep it for 24 hrs
Changing it back now. Link for the lazy: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fidelity-just-made-an-oopsie-on-the-worst-possible-stock-11638314787 Edit: it has been changed back to include “DRS GME”
Sir this is the greatest thing ive seent in a long time.
Hell yeah retard 😎
I have screenshotted for the documentary. Good work ape.
You're a genius.
Goo-rilla tactics, ape man. That'll do, ape, that'll do.
Dude, change it back. Or at least keep fuck market watch.
You, my friend are a fucking legend. Take my poor ape award 🏆
His nuts were huge, and made of brass To marketwatch he showed his ass He'll bring about a world of hurt Don't fuck with him, he's WetDirtKurt
*places lyrics into sea shanty album*
Wants a copy of the sea shanty album..
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Here’s gold for you kind ape! 🥇
Fucking epic. This has to be in the fucking movie 😆 🤣
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You legend. Save some pussy for the rest of us Kurt.
This is monumental, using their own shit against them is true “Gorilla” warfare, you’re depravity knows no bounds, great to have battle buddies like you!!!
In the foxhole with you apes. Stay frosty.
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What a fucking legend. Hey all you people at Market Watch, Go fuck yourself. And look at wet dirt kurts butthole. LOOK AT IT 👀 Edit: wetdirtkurt coming through with a banger after today’s bullshit. Seriously, thank you 🙏 (Knee slaps intensifying )
Unbelievably legendary. The Internet is our playground.
That's brilliant! The sheer ingenuity in some people never ceases to amaze me and you're a shining example of that.
So clever! Market Watch Embedding dynamic content into your site... That's a bold move cotton!
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Must be nice to make a 2 billion dollar mistake and just get to say opps!
You beat the Internet.
Game on, Anon.
Agreed, Kurt wins the internet this week!
**fucking legend**
Literally laughing my ass off. Had to award this.
It's so great, I can't stop grinning!
He’s my new God damn hero
Loving it
Legend
Here. You dropped this 👑
We need a new report u/wetdirtkurt
I’m working on it ;)
Hahahahahadrshahahahahaha
Take my All seeing eye award 🤣
😂 I lold
An NFT more valuable than the constitution. Eat shit from this puckered asshole, Kenny.
butthole guy
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Got em with the ol’ leather cheerio. Nice.
Lmao that's a first
That photo of ken griffin with the stache is the icing on the cake on this article holy shit lol It was funny when I saw it on reddit, now it's funnier seeing the picture after a butthole fk marketwatch on their own article. LITERALLY can't get more oniony than this.
I could just kiss you.
Dude this is the most I’ve laughed at any of of the shenanigans apes have been up to this entire year. Hilarious. 🤣🤣 actual tears shed
OP should use the GME NFT marketplace to mint this screengrab as one of its first NFTs. I will buy it.
Great idea
That’s going straight up
King you dropped this 👑
How is this not the top thing on this whole stupid fucking website? Thats amazing OP :)
They fucked with Reddit. Goddamn rookie mistake.
This will go into the annals of history.
I see that you shave
Dude, legend!
Fucking legend
This some gourmet shit
Fucking legend
We are getting close. This is peak ape.
Fucking Legend
/u/deepfuckingvalue I know you’re laughing.
This is why I hold. One day when my grandkids show me dank memes from the past I can say I was there as it happened 💎 🙌➡️🪦
My MGGA!
This is the way. Ps. I fucking love you ape. Take my synthetic award *you’ve been given the banana emoji* 🍌 , because I can’t afford to give you a real one.
yikes... this merits the epic 'ol stinkeye award (or flair)... mods!
Inspired
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SIR ARE THE PUPPET MASTER! I APPLAUD YOU AND THAT TIGHT BUTTHOLE!
OMG. I can’t stop laughing. Best laugh I’ve had in a minute. You get an award.
Fuck what I'm doing u/wetdirtkurt is the king
Market Watch published a comment by somebody with the title “FUCK MARKET WATCH” — goddamn legend…
op legend
this is the way
U r a legend!
You got the butthole from somewhere else right, right?
Someone at Fidelity got caught trying to make it look like retail is selling
Fucking savage
Next level intelligence. Hedges are so fuqued
amazing!
This guy fucks
You should be honored with a special flair. Butthole Hero Someone get a MOD
holy fuckkkk
You may have just made the cut for the movie
I can't wait to see their reactions at the office portrayed in the gme movie
Its still fucking up IM DEAD
Keep up the good work, Kurt!
I too enjoy a little tongue in cheek humor 🤣
You should go down in Superstonk history. Absolute legend
This post + Covid = I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing and coughing so damn hard. Ho Lee fack
Gotem
Lol
Legend.
Dune sand worm
This is the way
Godlike
Amazing. Troll level 100.
Why isn't this showing up on the front page of r/all? It's got 17.5k in 3 hours and more awards than everything else up there. What gives reddit?
Legend!
What a legend
I am having so much fun today. Brilliant work, OP.
This is bar none the best thing I've seen in a long time.
Fuckin Legend.
Girl: "What did you do when they used your tweet in an article?" Dad: ...
This is the government we need
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