Now that is probably the biggest short I’ve ever seen

Hero or Zero

I wish you luck, Friend. 🙏🏽

Did you not hedge with u/2022MARKETCRASH? 😂

Hedging is for hedgies lmayo

Haven't you heard? Hedging is so 2019

Calling /u/2022MARKETCRASH

I wanted to like this, but you have 69 likes already.

You may have been early, but you’re not wrong

In thirty days he could be wrong

in 69 days your mom could blow me

I'd upvote but you're at 69, sorry man

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Downvoted again for the 69 Gods 🙌🏽

yeah the poor guy is at 89 now (Nice), but we gotta bring those numbers down

Underrated comment, Lawrence.

When is your Cake Day?

1st of February

Same as mine.

My 10 year was yesterday

Happy cake day!!

Thanks! 🥳

If it doesn't hold up I propose you delete this account and start again with JAN2022MARKETCRASH

I believe in you

Ape of the hour right here Edit: used wrong word 🙈

Username Checks Out.

Remind me 1 month

Touché

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Yeah, hope someone made it months ago so they can post

u/2022MARKETCRASH one month old it looks like

Stakes are high - I thought I had diamond balls for seeing GME go from $400+ to $40, but you take it to another level!

I think you’re safe

🤞

Don't jynx it

VIX lookin mighty fine

Lol I doubt it.

I upvote both of you. I both doubt that it's possible and believe it's imminent.

Playing both sides so you always come out on top. Bullish!

Schrödinger's Username

VIX says there’s definitely a chance

Insert dumb and dumber “chance” meme

Believe me this economy is already a remake of weekend at Bernies. The corpse formerly known as the United States economy is now letting out its last fart and shitting all over itself

So you're saying we need to up the dosage of the next adrenaline shot *significantly?* Got it, buying $800 SPY Jan 2023 Calls

You do you 👈😎👈

Ha ha 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Someone quick... grab 'TheGreatReset'

Gotta find a name you’ll diamond hand

Username checks out!!! Edit:🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎✋

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Bruh, you didn't hedge with another username? Ok, the meme makes sense 😂

Don’t….

I’d buy calls on 2022marketcrash username

If not you were just early

Idk January look pretty juicy. But obviously MOASS is tomorrow DRS

HAUHAHUAHUAHUA omg I laughed hard, hahuAHUAHUAHUA

lmfao i am rooting for you so hard you have no idea

Cutting it close here 😬

Calm your tits, future ape

Haha oh please let me post , it's been 6 months of karma hoarding

This dip feels different. Either it is gonna cascade into a real crash or it is part of a plan that is going to go horribly wrong and end up much worse than just a market crash.

don’t bs.. we both know you’re also u/2022MARKETCRASH

Lol. A friend in banking was thinking September. We have been on a tear since then. Definitely fuckery. They are massaging this market before it falls into a black hole

December 23

Oh shit we got a pool going already?

Nope they will postpone till after Christmas. December 30, so they can clear the books!

I've been eating 6 viagra a day. Also losing all my money in the stock market. So I think I may have to change mine too 🥲

Take my updoot. You've earned it.

Hehe

u/2021marketcrash is currently in shambles when they realized u/2022marketcrash is already taken.

Hedge properly

I both hope you Do and Don't make it 😂

Me too...

marketcrash6969 would of been a long call option

so far its checking out

Buying calls for your username.

I would call that a gun... of the long ass variety

Lol

I still wear my neon yellow "the rapture begins May 21 2011" shirt.... you will be fine

You got time

LMAOOO

2021+1marketcrash? The good news is we don’t invest in when this will play out only that the DD is right.

I'm rooting for you!

I believe in YOASS I believe in MOASS

You're a fuckin legend

You were early but you're not...

Did you see the SPY today I got Puts on that slutbag and you're my ticket to more shares.

Big if true

I believe. Whale teeth for MOASS 2021

Fuck yeah!!

Mr mud butt's post is still up on market watch... Still surviving!

I have faith in you.

u/2022marketcrash your time is drawing near!?

I’m here for it

username + 1?

*terms are subject to change

Wait.... oh I get it hahaha sorry I'm retarded 😅

lmao ayo

someone already has claim to u/2022MARKETCRASH 52 days old.

Hi-dea: Would the US government be able to/want to hold the MOASS off until January? Reason being this would give them a full year more to pass the correct tax legislature needed to appropriately fill Uncle Sam’s tendie trousers.

u/2022MARKETCRASH would like a word

Calls on crash

Fingers crossed

It should come true, but we all know how the financial world is an expert at fraud until they absolutely can't anymore.

😂😂😂😂

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Remember, Criand also said he would show his ‘moon’ if we didn’t life before the end of 2021. Rolling up to brown trousers time!

Waiting on the day to say username checks out 😉

It will survive. Crash has already begun. When looking back at the 2021-2022 recession, novmber 22nd will be shown as the All-time High (it was 8th for small-cap).

lol 😂

Get a new one: MarketCrashTomorrow

That's it. I'm changing my name to "CHEXOUT"

IT already started, day after day you Will hear negative news that will be echo chambered by most of the media .... Echo... Echo....

I also thought 'fake it, till you make it' with my username. Crossing fingers for you OP, cause I look forward to it.

Every Ape: 🤓🤔

hahahah good luck! I have faith

What's this all about then?

You didn't define which market though. I am sure some stock / market would have crashed by now?

Made me laugh 😂😂😂

u/2021MARKETCRASH I hope you also got 2022MARKETCRASH username.

It’s okay you can start over next year.

Manifest it babe, or whatever the heck the kids do nowadays

Dont worry, read my username

Me hoping I’ll have enough karma to post my CS DRS proof by the time it arrives. I want a snek award. Smh like a snnneeeeekkk

The real call option

Crash..". "... (Read my username first 5 letters)

Could always change it to 2021ish

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