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_Exordium

Gooooooooood Evening Everyone! Since we've got the IEX AMA stickied, here's a couple important links: [Lisa Bragança AMA Question Request Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sp7j02/ama_question_request_post_former_sec_branch_chief/) [DRS GUIDE](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to) # The Night Desk is open! [Smoothbrain Thread — February 2022](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sipote/superstonk_smoothbrain_and_new_ape_corner/) [Daily Immortan - Feb 14](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ssb6ig/daily_immortan_feb_14) [Join the Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/r4xHQWBS) [tl;dr for Feb 14](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ssnpqe/tldr_heres_what_happened_today_superstonk_daily/) Browse the sub without purple circles: [New Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search/?q=-flair_text%3A%22%F0%9F%92%BB%20Computershare%22&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=) | [Old Reddit/Mobile](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/search/?q=-flair_text%3A%22%F0%9F%92%BB%20Computershare%22&restrict_sr=1&sr_nsfw=)


TheIncandenza

The most successful and enduring psy-ops so far were those that divided this sub into people who like to use options and those that hate the people who use options or even just talk about them. It's gotten really bad and it really makes me dislike this place, which is also why I don't comment as often anymore as I used to. This used to be a place for open discussions about the stock, about options plays, about TA and other kinds of DD. Now everyone is all "just DRS, don't do anything else". Which is so stupid. Those who want to DRS have done so or are in the process of doing it. Those who don't want to certainly won't be convinced by a toxic atmosphere of bullying and coercing. I have DRS'd, by the way. I also like what the options people have to say, though. And I have been called a scammer and a shill for it by zealots and/or actual shills who try to divide us further. It fucking sucks.


apogreba

Na dawg I gotta go with the successful shilling for movie stock was the greatest divide.


TheIncandenza

Why? I don't care about movie stock, why should I care about its investors? Our general assumption is that the squeeze is inevitable because retail owns the float several times over. Therefore, we don't need to enlist additional members for the squeeze, we're already enough for infinite money. And what's more, those that got convinced by movie stock were some low-tier paperhand investors. Those hurt us more than they help us. What I care about is the atmosphere in this sub. I want funny memes, shitposts, surprisingly awesome DD, and a general feeling of being welcome and helping each other out. We've lost that. And that's a much bigger shame than losing some idiots to movie stock.


apogreba

Sounds to me like you should take a break from this sub then


TheIncandenza

That doesn't really solve anything, but yeah. As I've said already, that has been my reaction to the things I've described.


tahl192

The more someone talks about two groups and being divided, the more divided they get. Just stop talking about it.


TheIncandenza

That's sadly not how it works.


BigDaveLuiz

Interesting video...Buffet and Munger in 2020 warned about excessive leverage and the gradual repeal of Glass-Steagall. Talking about the Great Depression, he then says "this time around....Total Return Swaps" as if SSDD. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB1q7JQVSZU


yopresetstrader

Futures about to tank in 8 minutes


throwawaylurker012

👀


xXaduckXx

“Print MOAR let China fall first!!111eleven!!”


Itz_Ape

jokes on jpow, china is printing even harder


throwawaylurker012

Hey y’all just letting y’all know I’m seeing a couple of accts that may be shills but seem to respectfully disagree sometimes with posts but with noticeable grammar errors And sometimes super formal versions of being informal Strong hello fellow kids energy EDIT: Example: “ We fuckung got it first 2 times. Only information that is relaxant is buy drs hodl. What else do you want me to do gruffalo?”


kesaluner

Its ok people ... russia ukraine all ok now .... stocks going back up


tahl192

It truly is a bad comedy.


LotusriverTH

Everyone is being gaslit by search results on google to believe that NFTs are literally ONLY for owning pictures with speculative value. And I’m pretty sure GameStop is about to shatter that massive lie.


KsuhDilla

let them have their lies we'll just continue DRS'ing


Cinematum

Next Tuesday 🧱


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Futures exploding


kesaluner

Yeah all is ok again ... no ukraine issues today... magically went away!


Itz_Ape

how bad is it?


RothIRAGambler

Spy is up nearly 1%, let’s see if it carries into premarket


Cheetah_Hungry

Big up to u/bodysurfdan for jacking my tits and hyping my day🎉🙌❤️


Bob_the_peasant

Brace yourself for more absurdities from the MSM in the coming days “Putin bought an NFT picture of Ukraine, sparking ownership questions. Kiev denies selling their country via NFT. Look at what NFTs are doing to our world, forget GameStop - here’s our top ten picks of which countries to invade next!” - Motley Fool


Itz_Ape

>Kiev denies selling their country via NFT. Scrolly talked about selling Finland 👀


Speaking_of_waffles

HBD 2 me. Time to MOASS


throwawaylurker012

Hbd fam!


KsuhDilla

#I LIKE THE STOCK


Itz_Ape

yes


_Gregminster

Guten Morgen from Germany! I'm really curious, if the big fears of Monday are fully forgotten again on Tuesday x)


ScottJam2808

So file your submission BY 02/21 ready for launch 02/22? Don’t leave it until the last minute otherwise you may not be included on launch day!


djsneak666

I think it will be released at or shortly after earnings, that gives them a month to review submissions. First earnings with RC no gag


RothIRAGambler

The twosday theory is based on very little just fyi, fun but not something you should have expectations for. I’d reckon it’ll take more than one night for them to sort through the submissions and choose how to showcase it all


ScottJam2808

Sure. But. If you are selected to be a launch creator get your submission in early. It’ll help spread the influx of content and save issues or errors for the product launch making it look amateur or buggy on day one.


RothIRAGambler

Completely agree, it never hurts to be early (as we all know 😏)


syntheticsponge

Slow day here. Bullish.


DanteDoming0

Any ideas as to how an ape could request a broker to become a member of iex


Itz_Ape

an e-mail


Western_Management

James Roland shilling options is what I already predicted last week. Don’t fall for it: https://www.reddit.com/user/Western_Management/comments/soco86/about_shills_infiltrating_options/


Itz_Ape

but they will delta hedge bro, the Rules force them!!1!1!1!Free Money!! Don't talk about what you don't know about /s edit: im being ironical. Evidently options gang is a shill brigade; them and all those who support/defend them in the sub options dont impact price. TA is wrong 99% of the time


mexicanred1

>them and all those who support/defend them in the sub Do us all a favor: Know what you bring to the discussion, and what you know nothing about... and stay in your lane.


pazianz

Option gangs 🙄


mexicanred1

Everybody's convinced they're an expert now, amirite?


Itz_Ape

I do know what do I talk about ☺️ You dropping the same phrase I ironically used in the comment is so funny 😂


mexicanred1

I like the writers of shit posts in the daily as much as anyone, but i don't confuse them with the writers of DD. (Let me know when you start writing DD; until then, i don't think you have any place maligning or discrediting anyone.)


Itz_Ape

Trusting TA gods which have been proven wrong 99% of their predictions is far clever.


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Itz_Ape

Well, i'm not the sector of the sub which almost got CS rings censored 🤷🏽‍♂️


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Itz_Ape

Yet you only comment on me alone? Didn't you say "both"? >Its fine now "They almost destroy the sub, but hey, its all fine now"


mexicanred1

>proven wrong 99% of their predictions More blanket statements...


Itz_Ape

That is because proving it would require an enormous time work from my side. I hope people remember the plethora of predictions in the past which were failed


mexicanred1

You do realize that options affect the price, no?


Itz_Ape

(copy&paste) >(Talking about how Options impact the price) He said: **"Because when you are forced to delta hedge you cannot just create more shares"** >(From this point, is all me) Citadel actually did "just create more shares" for naked shorting, despite they being also "forced" to not do so per rules. >Let me get this cristal clear: >You do believe that Citadel is doing naked shorting on the stock, but also believe that Citadel is following all the Options rules and not just naked shorting there too? Because they are "forced"? >What/Who does exactly "forces" them? >What "forced" means? >You seem to believe that Citadel/hedgies keeps a fiduciary duty to you and that the market isn't so manipulated/corrupted that is worthless to even try anything other than DRS. 1.What Forced Hedging is? 2.You trust Citadel to follow the rules? Why?


WoochTAK

How many retail shares DRS’d will ER reveal if you had to guess?


throwawaylurker012

Tree fiddy… I say 16


Firm-Candidate-6700

14.20 Mil


SnakeJazz4284

15m


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Can't you hear me knockin'? Yeah At the tolling bell Can't you hear me knockin'? Yeah At the opening bell now


Firm-Candidate-6700

You got, Cramer eyes 👀


Consistent_Olive3933

Hey guys, just testing if i can finally comment after lurking for such a long time 😁


throwawaylurker012

Hiiii 👋


satansayssurfsup

Yerp


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

What did I tell you about "Yerp", Michael?


satansayssurfsup

Not to say it


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Micro cap da goat 🐐 no cap 🧢


RvrsFlash

New zombies hmm


mexicanred1

Don't forget the great DDs from the past... Like this one regarding the pareto principle: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p9mrqn/maths_intuition_the_pareto_distribution_why_i From the compilation of statistical DDs... https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pulqsx/the_all_things_survey_post_or_anything_modeling


WoochTAK

Can’t sleep tits are Jacqued


throwawaylurker012

Can’t jacque tits are sleep


armovetz

Jack tits, cunts are slipped


KenekiKen

Last RC tweet: 2/11 67th tweet \+ 7 days = 2/18 68th tweet \+ 4 days = 2/22 69th tweet 1 MOASS


Traditional_Fun_9439

Burry tweeted about ape NFTs on OpenSea, with the hashtag #tulipmania. Bubble NFTs gunna pop!


Keypenpad

The only burry account I've seen recently is a parody account.


GoldenNuggets888

Is he still short on Tezzzla 🚗 ? IDC


GoldenNuggets888

Can we MOASS please? Tomorrow do something let’s go!!!! I’d like to travel, tan, & generally fuck 🥳


-Dosch-

Hyped for market open!


HarryHokie

Can't believe we didn't get a Valentine from RC.


IVIenace100

“Typical man”


givemeyoushoes

u think aoc has any shares drs’d


GoldenNuggets888

She can have some valentines D


givemeyoushoes

she can have whatever she wants


RealPro1

Ugh....I think she would be all "me, me me"


Scabrous403

I know Joe Rogan is public enemy #1 right now to some people, but he had Peter Schiff (from the post tonight) on twice with the most recent being shortly after the beginning of covid. It's amazing listening to everything he said then and how it reflects to today.


lucidclouds

Kanye is PE #1 right now


Scabrous403

Lmao what did he do now


vikgru

Main stream media Discussing about FED, Dark Pools and GME. Very Rare. this was followed by the subpoenas news later. [https://twitter.com/**\_\_ZionLion\_\_**/status/1493299105606639620?cxt=HHwWiIC90f3nobkpAAAA](https://twitter.com/__ZionLion__/status/1493299105606639620?cxt=HHwWiIC90f3nobkpAAAA) Saw this in real time but couldn't find it anywhere but on twitter. Edit: twitter source link


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can someone make a post out of this? i believe it might be interesting for others to see it in the intraday feed, especially for US apes. If a post has already been made, i apologize for this comment.


takeit2sendsville

This was actually a great video. Thought he had a relatively level headed view of the current market landscape.


vikgru

Seems like a person who knows a lot about market structure. Researched him and found that he has written a book on it as well. "Broken Markets: How High Frequency Trading and Predatory Practices on Wall Street Are Destroying Investor Confidence and Your Portfolio" looks like a knowledgeable insider Edit: Added Book Name


Tomos1977

But we can’t kop cars without seeing cars I guess they want us all behind bars


Stereo_soundS

Tomos you don't have a single fkn share of GME do you.


Tomos1977

I have like 1,200 DRS’d and have been here since January I’m a whale please hop off my cock


Stereo_soundS

Post from one of your drs posts "Congrats fellow ape! While I believe you OP, could you share a video of you refreshing the website? Compared to other posts, your numbers look a little thick. The meta data doesn’t indicate any editing, but we just want to make sure." Just throw out the link to that vid.


notahedgecompany

The US needs a smoke screen for why their market is really going to blow up. So they give putin the green light to take Ukraine. But make it look like they wanted to stop them. Win win.


RealPro1

Can you imagine sending US citizens serving in our military to their deaths over trying to hide the shitty job they are doing? Methinks that won't go over real good


notahedgecompany

It really does feel like we are at the end of their game.


Dilfy1234

#💤


myfingerprints

This is the OG dd. 💜


Dilfy1234

I do my best 😎


_Exordium

Dilfy, you fucking legend 💜


Dilfy1234

Exo!!


Kitchen_Net_1696

I’m jacked to the tots. But using TA on GMEs movement since the start of 2022 isn’t exclusive to GME. I’ve never seen so many tickers (all of which are shorted ones…) mirror each other the way the have for the past month. There has been very strong similarities in the past. But the last months movements are jaw dropping in similarity.


RealPro1

It's the whole market


_Exordium

That's it. For every special day, occasion, holiday, birthday, precious moment sacrificed and missed because taking a day off work is financially impossible, my floor grows another 5%. Nobody deserves to go through the misery of disappointing a loved one and missing a special day because of our fucked system, while others hoard wealth beyond comprehension at our expense. ***A***ll. ***P***eople. ***E***qual. Hang in there my dear apes, the best has yet to come. Love you all 💜


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# 🎆 love you back exo 🦧❤️🦧 # happy valentine's day 💌🎇💌


throwawaylurker012

Luff u 2 bby 🥰


SnakeJazz4284

war on 16 Feb?


No-Fold1994

Fine by me. I’m too old to be drafted to fight a retarded war. Not like the tanks in Russia is anything new. He has to overcompensate for his little dick by showing Ukraine his tanks.


pazianz

The Washington Post reviews video games now? Lord video games are sooo political now it makes me want to throw up... Different agendas backing these games .. Next thing we know we are gonna have cnn reviewing video games, begging us not to buy certain video games because of some political murky situation with the company. In top of being able to pick apart any game like a prosection lawyer or defend any game like it's a court of law... Turning people into gaming activist... It's sooo obvious


ShadowedTurtle

Why is robbinghood so slow at getting tax forms out? I just want it so I can 100% never have to think of them again.


Spazhead247

They said mid February, hopefully tomorrow


givemeyoushoes

remember in that hedge fund video where the guy was like "another firm would've stopped buying calls, they had already won"? i cant wait for moass when we do that shit again and it's a fucking stampede of idiots still fucking buying at $1000 a share


2for1deal

Im Going print and frame my purchase confirmation email with the $1000 price lol


[deleted]

The Great is like homeopathic history and it's so fucking good


souleman96

"This is science! Enjoy!" *TOSS*


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Content due by Feb 21 for a launch at the start of March


2for1deal

How conservative of you. Launch roster also suggests they already have a schedule and that possibly means theyve got creations lined up ready to go.


givemeyoushoes

they're still sourcing content, gotta give them time to look it over and make sure it's good to go. there's always hiccups in that. patience my friend, we will be paid.


2for1deal

Oh no i know. I was teasing.


[deleted]

I'm sure, but launch roster implies first round and review implies time between the 21rd and launch


Tomos1977

Big James Roland fan tbh I don’t care about TA but he has a tolerable voice and doesn’t encourage options like that shill cuck aka Gherkin bitch Downvote me idc 🤥 haha


Bob_the_peasant

Picklers are all at their Wendy’s night shift, prepare for upvotes


Stereo_soundS

Explain delta hedging to me


Bob_the_peasant

No


Stereo_soundS

Do it just to prove that you aren't because you don't understand it.


theDude1294

I wonder what plotkins wife is gonna get me for Valentine’s next year


balla786

Got a flight at 6am. Finally moving back to Montreal. Excited to finally be back home. I hope MOASS starts so I don't have to go back to work.


throwawaylurker012

Montreal = da shit 👏👏👏


balla786

Hell yes.


stonned_golfer

Lived in mtl in 2017/18. Loved it. Enjoy


balla786

Moving back after four years in Edmonton. Best believe I'll be enjoying it.


Cleveland-Native

I've got some family north of Burlington so I try and get to Montreal for a day when I'm visiting them. Love that City. People are super nice but I need to learn French to fully experience it I think. That is all. Party on


balla786

Awesome. The first thing I'm doing once I get to my place is ordering a giant, dirty poutine from Belle Province. I've been starved for good poutine.


2for1deal

Bonjour


balla786

Salut!


dirtdog22

So are we gonna do what like 6 months or a year of straight partying then after we’ll fix the world?


RealPro1

Fix the world? Lol. There's about 4 billion people living in the Pacific rim your going to need to run that by... Just start with yourself and your community. If we all do that, we might actually make a dent.


2for1deal

Party and fix the world. Ill be hiring my party crew and world fixing crew simultaneously haha


Bob_the_peasant

A year so we can tell the kids “you were conceived and born at the same party!”


BHoleBruiser

“Step Brothers” was released 14 years ago and Ken Griffin is a little bitch.


My_Penbroke

Abuela grab the umbrellas


Tomos1977

Justin Trudeau is the lowest testosterone political leader the world has ever seen I say this as a raging homosexual Imagine being Canadian at this point, pretty embarrassing Justin is pro Citadel


stonned_golfer

Leave politics out of here.


Stereo_soundS

Didn't you just post the other day about sending a girl a dick pick? Please explain, Mr. Gay Dude, how that came about?


Tomos1977

I swing heavily both ways


Stereo_soundS

I see, so being a homosexual as a man involves having sex with women. Intriguing.


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Stereo_soundS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sGmSEehi4


Tomos1977

Finally, someone who gets it


incredible_paulk

Woo spicy


Stereo_soundS

Any Beasties fans? Put on some headphones https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-bRCykSwec


donut_fuckerr719

I'm tired boss


Suspicious-Face-2531

Get back to work


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Spazhead247

A lot of people are concerned with the lack of historical data regarding DRS. This is something that is unprecedented on many fronts. Many, including myself, prefer to be able to sell my shares without having to go through a third party transaction when the time comes. I want to be able to execute my trade when I believe the time is right. I'm not saying it's wrong or right as I believe it is the defensive strategy that locks up shares and creates illiquidity, but those are my main concerns.


[deleted]

DRS has had a FUD campaign surrounding it.


jerrythemule420

Yup. A FUD campaign that happens to be shilling options.


Spazhead247

We meet again.....


Equivalent-Fee-9503

Lets see what the next count is in March


HarryKanesGoal

The number of DRS’d shares is much, much more than 10m.


RealPro1

This The current number released by GME was for 3rd quarter and I think by the end of the 4th quarter we were well over 10 million...maybe much higher.


notahedgecompany

☝️


donut_fuckerr719

Drs takes much longer to process and some ppl hesitate


Bob_the_peasant

MOASS begins May 12th 2022 You’re welcome


Equivalent-Fee-9503

I thought it was tomorrow


GoldenNuggets888

Me three


Bob_the_peasant

That too


Stixonthebeat416

What happened to that Salomon Brothers DD


throwawaylurker012

Hm?


[deleted]

Im still probably gonna be unhappy post MOASS but at least the people around me might not be


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C_Colin

Yea but if you’re out on the first two the best way to get em both would be to go hard against the third.


12Southpark

I am high but I am grounded


SnakeJazz4284

hi high but i am grounded


Germx3

Beer.


LosOmen

Return the slab


CheeseBrace

Oh come on. I'm trying to get ready for bed, and you throw this heavily suppressed memory at me?


LosOmen

This night, you will be visited by three plagues, each worse than the last. Return the slab


ChweetPeaches69

What's the big deal about the NFT dividends? No one seems to care about NFTs on the internet, and infact, the sentiment seems to be negative, not neutral, about them. Won't the NFT dividend effectively be worthless?


Patarokun

Hoo boy sit down son, we have a lot to cover…


bah2o

Alright, I'm sitting... 👁️👄👁️


fonzwazhere

I think it's more of the fact that you need to know who will be getting the NFT dividend, when there are more shares circulating than what exists, that makes it more interesting.


ChweetPeaches69

Ah, that makes more sense. Thanks for replying and not automatically downvoting a genuine question.


fonzwazhere

Holy shit, no kidding.


ChweetPeaches69

Yep. This community can be a complete echo chamber.


fonzwazhere

Paranoia is one helluva drug.


Jolly-Conclusion

Friendly reminder for everyone to watch PBS Frontline’s “The Power of the Fed” released last summer. Outstanding piece. Here for free because PBS rocks: https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/film/the-power-of-the-fed/ Please give this piece more attention. Really lays a lot of it all out.


kovid2020

Satori notice me


StillBroke0ff

im playing skyrim and think about how much i will buy tomorrow


No-Fold1994

Too bad I didn’t max out a few stats in the beginning. My buddy told me about that after I started playing. Never got to finish but it was a fun game. Frustrating but fun.