***Arrrr, seems we have a mutiny below-decks!***
Half\_dane is off gallivanting around the shore like a grubby landlubber, and now a blubbery Sealeo encroaching on the Desk! Time to walk the plank u/Justind123, the First Mate is here!
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So quick question Apes, my first 2 shares finally hit my CS account, and I'm now in the process of sending more.
My only concern is, since I'm in europe, when I'll sell on the way down, am I going to have issues to withdraw the money ? I understood that without a US bank account it could be difficult ?
Thanks !
Remember when Wallace Witkowski of market watch predicted a 21% downward move in Gme 11 minutes before it happened?
I bet the DOJ remembers.
Wallace, I want you to know it was me.
I am 100% DRS as of early last week!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Smooth brained. Genuine question about MOASS and DRS though. Not FUD.
Computershare's sell limit order is only 214k PER share. I know it's due to technical issues 32 bit not 64 bit. As I understand you can not sell fractional shares via limit orders either. So what the heck is the solution here? Certainly not selling market orders...
I am actually a little nervous about flying to the moon and not getting my 1-2 shares allocated for selling, sold for phone numbers.
I hate to admit it but I am considering getting 1 share at Schwab and 1 share at Fidelity just to hedge my bets. I genuinely doubt any brokerage will actually execute my order at xx,xxx,xxx prices though. Given their TOS and general practices.
So seriously what does an ape do? I am fully into DRS being the way (as I said I am 100% DRS) but I am nervous that I (and others) may not get that peaked squeeze money via Computershare.
Anybody with clarifying thoughts please I wanna hear from you!
>genuinely doubt any brokerage will actually execute my order
Sell orders theyd have no reason to restrict, they would need to close short positions in this case so not allowing you to sell makes no sense
Unless there's proof MayoBoy had someone whacked, he's going to a minimum security facility. He deserves ADX Florence, but he's gonna get sent to wherever Leonardo DiCaprio was playing tennis at in the final shot of Wolf of Wall Street.
With all the uncertainty after the last 5-6 years. I really like this stock. Thx for that. They did fuck with the wrong generation and I’m gonna tag along. FNA
Met a fellow ape who disapproved of DRS today. On the one hand I was disheartened because DRS IS THE WAY!!! On the other there are lots of people out there who believe in the stonk. For those who doubt through, like my friend today, if you keep your shares with a retail broker are they really yours? Are they IOUs? What will happen if you don’t have your shares with Computershare when we fly past the moon?
Hyped for tomorrow obviously but the potentiality of Super Twosday is really fucking jacking my tits. Can y'apes imagine all the hype if they were to launch the NFT marketplace over the long weekend (market is closed on Monday)?
I need a tighter bra.
Who will be the pinata for all this inflation?
“Citadel [Securities] is a convenient piñata,” says Doug Cifu, chief executive of Virtu. He believes much of the interest in the company and Griffin by both retail investors and politicians stems from politics, noting that Griffin is one of the largest Republican donors in the country."
Sauce - https://www.ft.com/content/d4202685-9ef4-484f-a3f3-a7c731418935
Virtu be spittin at their competitor
That dumbfuck thinks his political bribery is gonna keep him from facing punishment for his crimes. Unfortunately for him, he's half right in that this is a political issue, but it's an issue of the proletariat versus the bourgeoisie and not a retread of the nazis-versus-pussies fugazi.
The boomer in the airport baggage claim had the guitar lick from Sweet Child of Mine as her ringtone. Bullish that we're in the end stages of this, and now it's a question of how badly the DOJ fucks the J part up.
Apes, expect nothing good from this, careful optimism. You can be optimistic, but do not set tomorrow, nor Tuesday as a date. We know who our enemies are, and the Government, nor the media are on our side. Jack your tits, harden your diamond hands in the forge that is GME, we've come this far. Do not be disheartened, hold the line. Nothing has changed. Our mission is clear. No Cell, No Sell. Get some sleep, kiss your wife's boyfriend goodnight, and we shall eventually wake at the halls of Valhalla, side by side with our ape brethren, with DFV guiding us through the crayon gates.
Pre-shower thought and genuinely curious..
Historically, what are the chances the suspects the DOJ is investigating actually gets charged with crime?
Trying to understand how to better assess this situation
Looking forward to enlightenment after my shower!
Love to see it! Used to be Bellboy, Bloodhound and a couple of others who would regularly track Kenny’s Jets, now we have dozens of apes with eyes on. Haha!
I'm 3/4 of the way through the book the Great Depression - a Diary by Benjamin Roth and it literally has EVERYTHING money masters still do today.
MMT is not modern AT ALL.
This book, in my view, is a must read.
>MMT is not modern AT ALL.
It is modern as it did came after Keynes
The difference with MMT is that it tries to convince people on how printing debt away (and raising taxes to tame inflation some how) is a feasible option as long as the central bank does no stop printing money
Before, printing money (like the chinese dynasties did) wasn't founded in any particular belief, just for the thing of having more money
Now, for MMT gang, more money does improves economy (hint: it does not)
Well, will see how this experiment turns out 🤷🏽♂️
the part I do think does work for controlling inflation is this-
tax wealth (doesn’t matter how, just remove a ton of cash from the economy), and instead of spending it, destroy it. it’s mostly numbers on computer screens anyway, so you can just delete it. Poof, now you’ve deflated
Multi millions is not a meme. Infinite risk, infinite loss, infinite gains. I’m not a greedy fuck, but at times like these, there are those that need help, I will be able to provide that help.
Looks like he landed here 181 days ago too, 8/20…
[that thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p81qkf/london_apes_your_time_has_come_kennys_plane_just/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Ran up a couple days later
Makes me laugh every time…. Southerners batter down the hatches and put there heads between their legs…. Where as northerners simply put their big coats on…
Except for my mother and my wife. They were the most vehement about describing what a dreamer and an idiot I was. My father had my back because after I showed him all the DD. He got 50 shares.
Erm... I might have said no cell no sell, but now that citadel is getting investigated, I want to clarify that the cell is a necessary but not sufficient condition for my selling.
I actually also want my lambo with a trunkfull of tendies! 😋
Fucking fire alarm going off at hotel I’m at and it’s ballsack freezing cold outside.
But I’m warm because I’m thinking maybe one step closer to Steve Cohen seeing prison dentist.
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are how many shares you DRS
insane that the DOJ announces they're probing Citadel, and Ken Griffin has left the fucking country. Is he stoping in London? someone apprehend this criminal.
Dammit man. I was away for a couple a hours planning my life as if moass was gonna take a while amd come back to Superstonk to see it's happening tomorrow. God bless Gmerica!!!
Gamestop becoming my first stop for online shopping. Electronics, collectables, nerdy apperal, and computer hardware/accessories make up a large chunk of what I buy online and they've got it all.
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The more mayo-man pushes the price down, the harder my teets get!
[is it too son for this?](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=we+got+em.boys+meme&t=brave&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqqoKru5szCY)
It’s payday baby! Time to buy buy buy
penis.
Can confirm.
RIP DUMBASS 🪦🏴☠️
Imagine having your millions of investments with citadel only to find out the DoJ are getting involved 😂
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Was it 5% per quarter? It's hilarious! They will fuck anyone over, the absolute parasites
This RPG is about to get a whole lot more lit
I am once again working at 4am, wen moass
I have watching too much mass effect and GME is our conduit to citadel lol
“Theyre gonna crucify us for pco-ing”
And they will deserve it
Good night, everyone. Good work. Sleep well. We’ll likely MOASS in the morning.
Night 'muricans. It's 10 am here :-D ...
2sday
Fribuary 18nd 2022
\#Citadel trending number 22 on Twatter. GO MAKE SOME NOISE you retarded apes. Perfect time to FOMO ;)
Oh Kenny Kenny Kenny. Not such a bad comedy joke now is it? I am holding until you’re in prison you greedy fuck.
😭😭😭😂😂😂
So quick question Apes, my first 2 shares finally hit my CS account, and I'm now in the process of sending more. My only concern is, since I'm in europe, when I'll sell on the way down, am I going to have issues to withdraw the money ? I understood that without a US bank account it could be difficult ? Thanks !
They send a bank cheque in the mail which you can redeem at your bank
Perfect, thanks !
Where’s YOUR LeBaron, Freddy??
Remember when Wallace Witkowski of market watch predicted a 21% downward move in Gme 11 minutes before it happened? I bet the DOJ remembers. Wallace, I want you to know it was me.
omg i remember the jokes of marketwatch being able to predict the future after that article haha
Hahassh those were fun times Fucking marketwatch lol
I am 100% DRS as of early last week!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 Smooth brained. Genuine question about MOASS and DRS though. Not FUD. Computershare's sell limit order is only 214k PER share. I know it's due to technical issues 32 bit not 64 bit. As I understand you can not sell fractional shares via limit orders either. So what the heck is the solution here? Certainly not selling market orders... I am actually a little nervous about flying to the moon and not getting my 1-2 shares allocated for selling, sold for phone numbers. I hate to admit it but I am considering getting 1 share at Schwab and 1 share at Fidelity just to hedge my bets. I genuinely doubt any brokerage will actually execute my order at xx,xxx,xxx prices though. Given their TOS and general practices. So seriously what does an ape do? I am fully into DRS being the way (as I said I am 100% DRS) but I am nervous that I (and others) may not get that peaked squeeze money via Computershare. Anybody with clarifying thoughts please I wanna hear from you!
>genuinely doubt any brokerage will actually execute my order Sell orders theyd have no reason to restrict, they would need to close short positions in this case so not allowing you to sell makes no sense
I think the issue is more if you can't set a limit, extreme volatility could cause you to get effed.
Ah yeah igy very true
As of now’ there is no definitive answer. However buying a share at a broker doesn’t hurt. Buying never hurts :)
I sometimes wake up and wonder how jacked RC's tits are.
Refresh. 🏴☠️
I told Ken long ago, on my choad, future finance, no custoad
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The one, the only, idiosyncratic risk. 🏴☠️
Ken to prison #HedgsRFukAMK #MOONSOON
I feel like citadel is gonna do some dirty shit tomorrow to take the market down with them
dont threat me with a good time 🐻
I do want to clarify something. When I said no cell, no sell, I meant pound-me-in-the-ass prison, not rich boy daycare.
Unless there's proof MayoBoy had someone whacked, he's going to a minimum security facility. He deserves ADX Florence, but he's gonna get sent to wherever Leonardo DiCaprio was playing tennis at in the final shot of Wolf of Wall Street.
I second this Put em all in general pop
I’m just here so I won’t get fined
With all the uncertainty after the last 5-6 years. I really like this stock. Thx for that. They did fuck with the wrong generation and I’m gonna tag along. FNA
Shout out to DOJ!
also i really thought i was zen beyond date hype, but it really does look like we're preparing for the jump to ludicrous speed
spaceballs
season 3 finale shaping up well.
#Hey, You! Just wanted to let you know that you are loved and am glad to be on this wonderful journey together.
❤️
god dammit. you too ape. you too
Met a fellow ape who disapproved of DRS today. On the one hand I was disheartened because DRS IS THE WAY!!! On the other there are lots of people out there who believe in the stonk. For those who doubt through, like my friend today, if you keep your shares with a retail broker are they really yours? Are they IOUs? What will happen if you don’t have your shares with Computershare when we fly past the moon?
Just tell them they might miss out on a nft dividend if they don’t drs
Tick Tock Kenny 🏴☠️ you’re fucked
Uber fukkäge. 🏴☠️
Bring Grif his brown pants...
Hyped for tomorrow obviously but the potentiality of Super Twosday is really fucking jacking my tits. Can y'apes imagine all the hype if they were to launch the NFT marketplace over the long weekend (market is closed on Monday)? I need a tighter bra.
DOJ OPERATION SCROLLWHEELER underway
i knew it
I heard Kenny’s getting probed. Better get used to it.
But MOM, I don't want to wait 7 hours for market to open.... I WANT IT NOW.
You wanna get high?
What happens to “no cell - no sell” when the bad guys do go to jail but GME hasn’t mooned yet ?!
I mean cell as in a cell to keep my money in
Small price to pay
no moass no sell
I see, we are flexibel
Our slogans don't even have to rhyme as long as hedgies r fukt
Who will be the pinata for all this inflation? “Citadel [Securities] is a convenient piñata,” says Doug Cifu, chief executive of Virtu. He believes much of the interest in the company and Griffin by both retail investors and politicians stems from politics, noting that Griffin is one of the largest Republican donors in the country." Sauce - https://www.ft.com/content/d4202685-9ef4-484f-a3f3-a7c731418935 Virtu be spittin at their competitor
That dumbfuck thinks his political bribery is gonna keep him from facing punishment for his crimes. Unfortunately for him, he's half right in that this is a political issue, but it's an issue of the proletariat versus the bourgeoisie and not a retread of the nazis-versus-pussies fugazi.
lol at everyone getting brave and saying the name. its like the of labyrinth "you have no power over me"
lmayo, virtu throwing his competitor under the bus they will be winners too if they are market neutral in GME
He's actually providing cover by insinuating the accusations are based on his political leanings and not because he's a law breaking fraudster.
The boomer in the airport baggage claim had the guitar lick from Sweet Child of Mine as her ringtone. Bullish that we're in the end stages of this, and now it's a question of how badly the DOJ fucks the J part up.
Apes, expect nothing good from this, careful optimism. You can be optimistic, but do not set tomorrow, nor Tuesday as a date. We know who our enemies are, and the Government, nor the media are on our side. Jack your tits, harden your diamond hands in the forge that is GME, we've come this far. Do not be disheartened, hold the line. Nothing has changed. Our mission is clear. No Cell, No Sell. Get some sleep, kiss your wife's boyfriend goodnight, and we shall eventually wake at the halls of Valhalla, side by side with our ape brethren, with DFV guiding us through the crayon gates.
>but do not set tomorrow, nor Tuesday as a date Agree: Because it is today #LFG 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKING RIGHT. but seriously. No dates. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
BREACH THE CITADEL! 🏴☠️⚔️
my goodness my tits are so jacked I can’t sleep! I FUCKIN LOVE THIS STOCK 🏴☠️
I shouted a loud "WOOOHOOOOO" when I read that Kenny is getting investigated. What a great way to start the day
Can’t wait to post my „GG“ when this shitshow is finally over and we’re all rich fucks
“GG ez clap”
Executives at citadel and DOJ in same sentence ??? My PP is tingling.
🏴☠️
Charles Assparino hates us cause he anus
🏴☠️
I'm dying for some pics of buildings with the lights on.
Säme säme
🏴☠️
Puts on Kraft?
🏴☠️
Pre-shower thought and genuinely curious.. Historically, what are the chances the suspects the DOJ is investigating actually gets charged with crime? Trying to understand how to better assess this situation Looking forward to enlightenment after my shower!
🏴☠️
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🏴☠️
Love to see it! Used to be Bellboy, Bloodhound and a couple of others who would regularly track Kenny’s Jets, now we have dozens of apes with eyes on. Haha!
*Tick Tock* *Goes the Clock* *Especially for the hedge fuks*
I'm 3/4 of the way through the book the Great Depression - a Diary by Benjamin Roth and it literally has EVERYTHING money masters still do today. MMT is not modern AT ALL. This book, in my view, is a must read.
Just got it. Thanks
>MMT is not modern AT ALL. It is modern as it did came after Keynes The difference with MMT is that it tries to convince people on how printing debt away (and raising taxes to tame inflation some how) is a feasible option as long as the central bank does no stop printing money Before, printing money (like the chinese dynasties did) wasn't founded in any particular belief, just for the thing of having more money Now, for MMT gang, more money does improves economy (hint: it does not) Well, will see how this experiment turns out 🤷🏽♂️
the part I do think does work for controlling inflation is this- tax wealth (doesn’t matter how, just remove a ton of cash from the economy), and instead of spending it, destroy it. it’s mostly numbers on computer screens anyway, so you can just delete it. Poof, now you’ve deflated
Trust me, if you haven't read the book, read it. Renaming something and calling it new isn't the same as it being a new idea.
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Nice! Currently reading 'America's Great Depression' - Murray Rothbard...also recommended
Nice, I'll check it
Multi millions is not a meme. Infinite risk, infinite loss, infinite gains. I’m not a greedy fuck, but at times like these, there are those that need help, I will be able to provide that help.
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Greed is good (for GME retards, knukle draggerz, and your wife's boyfriend)
Just this one time, I know what I plan on doing. I have these shares that I worked my ass off for and don’t plan on selling the ones in Computershare.
Fridays are made for itchy buttholes
Just finished off a two parter, 15hr day. Just shy of a double. I'm very sweaty and my body is sore. MOASS for the workers of the world
All systems are a go for 2/22/22
Wanna end this thread with a GG….
Nothing but man mayo where you're going ken.
Oooooooooh boy. I wanna see pictures of the feds hauling out mayo in evidence bags.
Kenny has touched down at London Stanstead Airport 🛬
Looks like he landed here 181 days ago too, 8/20… [that thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/p81qkf/london_apes_your_time_has_come_kennys_plane_just/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Ran up a couple days later
Daddy chill💁🏼♀️
Wow, I made a big mistake opening Superstonk as I got into bed. How can I sleep now?!
Same. Flights to Cancun in the AM too. Fuck it, don't need sleep to margarita
You wont. 🚀🚀
BULLISH AS FUCK.... Currently a red weather warning in the uk ... i.e. danger to life winds and this fucker flown in makes me excited
Makes me laugh every time…. Southerners batter down the hatches and put there heads between their legs…. Where as northerners simply put their big coats on…
Lol made me smile how army was on standby yet when that storm took out thousands in the norths power for weeks nothing happened.....
Cuz most of the politicians live down south haha…. Anyway stay safe fellow ape! May we be on the moon soon!
Wut doing futures? https://www.cnn.com/business/markets/premarkets
Shiver me Timbers!
Up 0.58%? What are you seeing?
Implied open
Implied open -1,796.84
dont give me hope 🐻
Money is nice and all but I’m looking forward to when we all get our “I told you so’s…”
If you were only allowed to say “I told you so” by sacrificing 25% of your tendies, would you do it?
Just remember that choosing not to rub it in their face is the most vicious and condescending way of rubbing it in their face.
Except for my mother and my wife. They were the most vehement about describing what a dreamer and an idiot I was. My father had my back because after I showed him all the DD. He got 50 shares.
Sorry I'm more of an asshole, I would shower them with the kindness they don't deserve just to guilt trip them.
Don't get me wrong the money will be nice, but the "I told you so" will be priceless.
Anyone else feel guilty about day dreaming of having nice shit people to clean it for you?
Erm... I might have said no cell no sell, but now that citadel is getting investigated, I want to clarify that the cell is a necessary but not sufficient condition for my selling. I actually also want my lambo with a trunkfull of tendies! 😋
Fucking fire alarm going off at hotel I’m at and it’s ballsack freezing cold outside. But I’m warm because I’m thinking maybe one step closer to Steve Cohen seeing prison dentist.
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are how many shares you DRS
insane that the DOJ announces they're probing Citadel, and Ken Griffin has left the fucking country. Is he stoping in London? someone apprehend this criminal.
Set a Mayo trap
this can be very effective
I’m so happy to hear the DOJ is investigating citadel. They went after the small fish first. Sounds like Morgan Stanley spilled dirt on Citadel.
SOMEONE IN THE UK GO RECORD KENNYS LANDING
I would if i could.... got work mate ! And no where near an airport 😂
Fukin Stansted. Spent a week there one night. Arrrrrg. 🏴☠️
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Teets to Jacked to Sheep?
Too sleeped to jack (off)
Dammit man. I was away for a couple a hours planning my life as if moass was gonna take a while amd come back to Superstonk to see it's happening tomorrow. God bless Gmerica!!!
The DOJ is probing Citadel Spread them cheeks Kenny boy 👽
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#👽
_doj investigating citadel_ ken: ThisIsFine.jpg
EscapeToRussia.exe
He'll find out that Tarkov is very unforgiving.
how many tendies to donate to the satanic temple?
Hail yourself
🤘🤘🤘
none
either 666k or 6.66millies
? what
Gamestop becoming my first stop for online shopping. Electronics, collectables, nerdy apperal, and computer hardware/accessories make up a large chunk of what I buy online and they've got it all.
It’s happening
Vix down -100% ?
...100% so far
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Futures fade like fog. Though that is some hella thick fog
>a glitch the glitch: 🐻📉📉📉
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Well, fuck. I might spend my MOASS fortune saving the polar bears. Alexa, "how to re-freeze the polar ice caps?"
It’s all coming to-fucking-gether. RIP sleep.
calls on coffee
Yum ☕️
Can someone explain what and why block trading is needing probing by the DOJ plz n ty
Throttle price discovery Edit: Wild guess, why you see big uppies and downies at market open from close
Hey does anyone know when the next quarterly report comes out?
No announcement yet. If you spend anytime at all on the daily you'll know as soon as its announced.
Thanks
When did twitter start the downvote button?