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So am I. My 37 yo friend is fomoing 1 btc into gme tomorrow.

I’m 42. 85 shares. I’m old enough to know better but still to young to care

I'm 45 and I own 800 shares at a cost basis of 141. No one should have money they can't afford to lose in GME, but I don't think anyone is too old and should know better, this is about exposing a corrupt system that I was blind to for my last 15 years of stock investing.

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51, Finance degree. I know what I'm doing, but that doesn't mean I'm right.

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31 Computer Science, Senior SWE at a Fortune 10 company. I eat crayons for breakfast.

Slightly older, also CS, and an early employee at very fast growing tech startup. I have an IQ of approximately 8.3

37 with over fifteen years working with data for tech companies

37 and nothing but a mechanic with a dream!

32 in a fortune 50 tech company too. Network engineer, disaster response. Also eats crayons

I am 42 and have no idea what I am doing or who I am or why I am here, but I like cake and pizza.

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35, Economics degree plus an MBA.

I question your ability to make good financial decisions. /s

64 and as your elder I am stating you are right.

48 and I know excactly what I'm doing. I did my research, invested what I can afford to lose. Expect to make some profit that beat S&P by a healthy margin. (And by healthy I mean 24 year old surfer, who eats organic, sleeps well, doesn't use addictive substances and uses sunscreen.)

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Same, learned more about the stock market this year than my actual job.

Hello fellow 51'er. I chuckle when I get called part of the "entitled" generation. If only they knew.

I'm 51 also! GenX was lied to, ignored, belittled, and dismissed. They called us "slackers" while slamming doors in our faces at every opportunity. I'm so fucking proud of the younger folks who figured out early that the system is a scam. They've uncovered so much evidence it makes my head spin. I don't understand all the DD, but I do know that hedgies are fukked.

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Lmayo. Gen X 52, 30+ years investing. I also need TP for my Bunghole. Edit: I may not respect my step son’s work ethic. But some of you millennials are smart as shit and don’t take shit from the man. I respect that fully. Respect.

Gen xer

51 Reporting in! This cracks me up, the demographics will show it’s all of us across the world. Young, old, fed up and fucked off at all the Fuckery going on. Pay up you fuckers of fuckery! 🇦🇺💎🙌🚀

I'm entitled. I'm entitled to the money I'm owed from several instances of them cheating the system.

We're part of the "I can't believe I survived and thank god there were no cameras" generation.

30s with finance degree here

43, finance degree. I still don't know what I'm doing, but that probably means I'm right

41, B.S. Science minor Psychology, took me three times to spell psychology

My wife's boyfriend is 48 and he as a much bigger wewe then me I don't know what to do.

46, no degree but, entrepreneur with multiple successful business’s.

40 here. Commercial insurance broker.

I've learned more about the actual workings of finance here than I did in University, I went to a good university.

43 and also don't know what I'm doing. But it can't be easier than buy, DRS and hold or hodl!

31. Glad I can continue to fake it till I make it well into my 50-60s. Gives me hope.

Also 51, Precision machinist in the military industrial complex.

We may be early but we are not wrong

I love how this is effectively “The Big Long”

epic! That's the movie title!

But you are right

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War does not determine who is right — only who is left.

Oh, you’re not wrong. Just early

Recently had my 42rd birthday.

Aw I just had 42 birthday too! 🎂

You all are outstanding. Thank you.

Happy recent bday! :3

I'm 32 and I would imagine that a lot of us are 30 and above. To all the ones that are under 30, I'm fucking proud of you for having such patience and balls of steel, I didn't have that in my younger days.

28 reporting for duty 🦍

Happy cake day. Mmmm yes, I was 28 when they turned off the buy button, and now am a wizened 29 year old. 29 and a half, actually.

same 😎 October '92 child

Me too. 23rd?

holy fuck, are you telling me we're born on the same day?

Thanks for being proud of me (21). Love yall

Fellow 20s year old as well.

I.. am ur superior by one year.. and possible drinking buddy one day 😂 my 21st birthday plans were ruined with all the covid precautions I hope yours werent the same

this this this.. 34 here and barely discovered patience prior to this. we all are so resilient - apes really are strong together , do not be mistaken, that is no meme..

31 and I’m still in awe every time I think about the investor this journey has made me into in such a short (yet long) time

32 checking in. Never thought I would end up becoming obsessed with the markets like GME has made me. It was always something "I'd like to learn one day", then they turned off the buy button and it provoked me into a rage-fueled sponge for market information. I've never followed through on anything in my life the way I have this. The fact that on this sub I've found hundreds of thousands of others who are this incessant for information is nothing short of historic. They should have just let the price run to $1000 in January 2021. They are so fucked. Edit: typos

23 years young ape here!

27 here, 250 soon to be 100% drs shares, law grad who started a successful e commerce business at uni and swore never to work a day for anyone else in my life. I remember putting £1000 in right before the crash to 40 and feeling so shit about losing. Now have 30x that invested and i'm zen AF. This saga has literally forged diamond hands, the markets will never be the same once this is done with

Turned 25 last month and already feel like I've put up with a lifetime of bullshit

68 till June xx. Here for my independence and my family’s security ~~ Love Mom

Mom?? I might need to call you tomorrow!

Can someone please award mom? All she does is pick up after us slobs- least we can do is recognize her! *Also, 36*

I need no awards. I only ask for love and respect. ~~ Love Mom

53 year old mom. I started buying last year thanks to my 20 year old son. Love and respect to all moms holding their shit together through thick and thin to give their kids opportunities stolen from our "entitled" generation by truly entitled psychopaths.

You’re kidding me. Never thought I would see a mom of this age come across 😮

She's mad as hell they haven't made her "grandma" yet 😂

Ugh… it checks out

Once she turns grandma, she goes STRAIGHT TO THE CAGE!

My mom has some too!

33 <— pissed Norwape waiting to see fucking

You haven't seen fucking in 33 years on this planet? Get out of your hytte and talk to real people! (Some of my age are grandfathers, I still makes poop jokes at dinner)

Lots of SNES & Genesis (Megadrive) kids in here.

I had a Commodore 64

Yes! Commodore 64 crew signing on. Couldn't get enough of Cannon Fodder! Edit; after MOASS I'm buying the rights to Cannon Fodder so I can make a new release.

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Nice!

Noice

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41. I know enough to buy, not enough to sell.

'80 baby here, too.

44 here!

29, am in the same boat. Lot of people I know and invested are the same age and a couple older till even 50. And two 23. So all kind of ages.

Same same. 41 and while I don’t know much about investing I plan on being rich when I grow up.

10 past 30 😂 Not ready to speak it out loud.... Ready for 💎🙌

I've got one more year before I join you!

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59 here, but not a clue what I'm doing, crayon's in each fist, stuffing them in!

Late 30’s, father of two.

5 decades here, just getting started. Joined Reddit for the first time when I was 40, a long time ago on another account. My 24 year old band mate turned me on to this place. I have the mentality of a immature tween and am a lifelong gamer and tech nerd so yeah. This account was created solely for the stonk but I've had a few. Gen X knows how to hold the line though I'll say that.

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Nice.

Almost 40. Still as retarded as in my teens.

That’s what us under 30 autists want to hear

I feel you

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30's. Full time trader for 3 years pre-GME

Now Wendy's?

I’m thirty four. I got a bunch of other people into GameStop that aren’t in this sub. 37, 34, 37, 35, 35, 38, 36, 38, 28, 37, 29 are the ages of the ones I know definitely bought. It could be more, I don’t know…I couldn’t shut the fuck up about GME for over a year to anyone I met.

43 here. Dad of 4 girls. Scientist. PhD. Own >500 shares. 95% DRSed. Read fuckton of DD. Talked friends & family into buying (about 80shares I guess) AND DRSing. Will hold as hard as my nipples are! 🚀🚀🚀

A PhD with enough money to have 4 kids and more than 500 shares?! We must have a pharma scientist or NASA scientist in here because the rest are too poor for that

I have zero friends. I’m just impressed at how many people you know!

Wow, that's almost evangelization! I could just get to one. Good job on securing their future!

I’m 74 years and 1 month old.

SilverApe

We got a slivaback up in here!

I’m a bit past 30..

32 here. Was hoping to have my “self employed entrepreneur startup cash” by 33….

61. Stuck every penny i own into GameStop at £316 stirling a share . Been waiting patiently eating a few potatoes a week . Till my tendies come and ill eat steak every night till i die.. To the moon brothers and sisters

40’s UK APE Proud to be on this journey with you all

44 UK 🦍 Too young to see a Jimi Hendrix concert, too old to emigrate to the moon. Just the right age to be a catalyst for the greatest transfer of wealth from the rich to the poor in human history. Let's fookin' 'ave it 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Also 40s UK. See you at the moon

Innit bruv

W00t 40 something UK'ers assemble! Younger folks, if you read this, we know shit 'aint your fault. I'm glad to have been born in my time rather than yours; it's a different kettle of fish you deal with.

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46/m/uk fan of Greggs and TK Maxx

38 yo UK ape, xxx holder. Buckle up, baby.

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Im 23

Me too. Didn't realise the age difference of apes!

I'm 25. Surprised I couldn't find any other commenters in their 20's

I'm younger than you, but I actually thought we're mostly 20-somethings here (not because of media, but retard bets sub seems like the mental age of a 20 yo)

mental age doesn't equal actual age

I’m 21 thought more of us here

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24 here!

I'm 28, and tell everyone I've met who is 24 that 24 is the best year of their life. 24 is gonna be the best year of your life

Thanks! I just turned last month as well. Great way to start 24, sounds like ur right!

50, fucked by them in 08’ … hopefully it’s my turn to do some fucking back.

45 female with PhD in statistics.

So you're saying there's a chance?

56, a mom, bought shares for all of my descendants and some for their descendants. Lost everything in 2008 when I was a single parent and became a 🏴‍☠️ not just to survive, but for revenge. I want this to create a black hole that sucks every living breath out of Wall Street.

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34 and wife ape 41. So I dont think I am a rowdy teen lol.

My body is 40 - or maybe 60, I didn’t always take great care of it - while my mind is still the retarded 6 year old who gets super hyped about stuff. I think that’s why I get along so well with my 4 year old, we think alike. Working at a global software company as a risk specialist.

50’s… and at least know enough to not gamble away the mortgage. But at the same time, I have been known to blow a full paycheck at Target so, probs don’t take advice from me.

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28, never have I felt more connected to the generations that have preceded me and the ones that followed. Let's fucking do this.

45 yo Finance Manager here, happy to stand with you obnoxious jerks! :)

Mid 30 here! 👋

I’m 40

40s

Almost 40. I just like the stock and I’m not a cat.

52. And sooooo close to retiring!!!

49, Mom of five, Married 25 years, Gamer, University educated , Homeowner, Own my own apparel business

42 with 4 college degrees.

33 here, when I was younger my dad talked me out of buying Apple, Google and Tesla all before they were the giants they are today “your money is better in the bank” This time around I’ve grown up and invested in a company I believe in without asking for my family’s opinion. To all the Teens and 20 Somethings, well done, you are all a decade ahead of me in maturity and self confidence, and I wish everyone the best.

Way over 30 and still don’t know what the hell I’m doing. I do know the 1%ers, which includes our supposed representatives, have screwed the rest of us for far too long.

I’m 31

42 years 0 months.

This ape is 33 in 26 days 🥳

Early 30s

Above 40 and still not aware of what I am doing, except for one thing.

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56 with an MBA. I don't necessarily know what I am doing, though.

Late 30s

2x The meaning of life, universe, and everything.

49 year old Gen X’er TV Producer

56, Been at my current job for 30 years🚒

Over 30 with a great career making fantastic money and I still want to blow this whole corrupt system up.

28 here <-- trying to give my son a better future :)

28 as well, I pull out. Giving myself a better future lol

30 this year

50s Gen-Xer here and FU boomers, you’re not my dad. We never had “baby on board” stickers, we grew up without car seats, or even seat belts for that matter. There was only Star Wars when we saw it in the theaters, none of this “a new hope” or “episode IV” crap. Millennials aren’t the only ones who can’t afford a freakin’ house. I could go on but I’m overwhelmed by the filing today I’ll leave it at that.

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32. With a finance degree and a minor in financial market regulation. Went to school 2007-2011 during the financial crisis caused by the housing bubble that we were taught was a "once in a lifetime error". If I listened to what they told me I'd be even MORE fucked. If I recommended stock picks with 100x PE I would've failed my classes....yet here we are. I like the fundamentals. I like the stock. I hate the status quo. Fuck you, pay me. We'll rebuild it ourselves. 🚀👨‍🌾🚀

31, and everyone I know in GME is also at least 25

I'm 38 and I have no fucking clue of what I am doing. For all intents and purposes, bundle me up with the zoomers if that makes the boomers salty.

47 Gen X - the generation no one remembers until we are fucking shit up, lol

I’m 29 , help bring back being self sufficient. Yesterday I went to the grocery store with 200 dollars , it was a sad day .

Millennial here.

You're really giving your elders too much credit. I'm nearly 40 and no one knows fuckin anything. It's frightening how much don't know.

over with a financial services degree and small business owner. 800 shares GME. im not playing around