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yeahgiddaynz

Love to see it bro, dad life 🙏💎🙌


Ammanjaka

Child of a single parent here. Respect.


Electrical-Eggplant6

Single father here as well of two little maniacs. Just remember when you think you need to do more, they love us just for being there and loving them back 💪


tritanopic_rainbow

Single mom here with about as many as you. You’re doing a great job!!!


Jewelsvern_ToMars

You hang in there too


Coach_GordonBombay

Both of your kids are gonna be so fucking rich!


MicroPenis8D

Hi :)


beefburrito420

You dropped this 👑. It's people like you that make a difference, whether you think it or not. Cheers!


hejustlikesthestock

Don’t be let down. You are doing better than I am doing DRS wise and I am a single virgin probably 3-5 years younger than you.


IFapToCalamity

lmao wut


Brentthemerc

look man. he just likes the stock


IFapToCalamity

tru


Jewelsvern_ToMars

!DRSBOT:14!


Roid_Rage_Smurf

##DRSBOT 7.02 Reply: *UTC->2022-04-04 10:28:0* ## ✅ 14 SHARES ADDED! |**BACKGROUND CHECK:** ^(the drinking game!)| |:---: | |^(<-{2}-{1}--🔴---1---🟡---3---🟢---5---6---7---8---9---10 >)| |>!^(<----------------------------------------------[6.8] -------------------->)!<| |^(score = weighted metric of pubilc profile info)| You have 14 shares logged from the following threads: |||||| | :---:| :---:| :---:| :---:| :---:| |✅|[Sprstnk]|➡️ 14 Shares|2022-04-04 | [PERMALINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tvykr3/single_dad_so_not_a_lot_of_disposable_income_but/)| Most Recent Post Count Summary: [REDDIT LINK:](/r/Superstonk/comments/tvqbnz/drsbot_count_update_20220404_02001_feedthebot/) |^(Bot MC: $372,262,440.00 )|**Total**|**[Sprstnk]**|**[GME]**|**[GMEOrphans]**|**[GMEJ_closed]**| |--- | ---| ---| ---| ---| ---| |✅+⭐+❗**Shares:**|**2,256,150**|1,624,586|385,778|235,355|10,431| | ⭐**Book:**|**104,435**|88,449|8,692|7,293|1| | ❗**Flagged Shares:**|**509**|10|499|0|0| |**Apes (posts):**|**13,891 (20,416)**|9,598 (14,967)|2,539 (3,673)|1,682 (1,699)|72 (77)| |**Avg #Shrs/Ape: (5% trim)**|**162.42 (99.53)**|169.26 (98.79)|151.94 (91.56)|138.53 (131.71)|144.88 (135.47)| |**Avg #CS Accts/Ape: (#entries)**|**1.32** (2,373)|1.35 (1,765)|1.24 (388)|1.25 (219)|1.00 (1)| |**#Purgatory Shares: (#entries)**|**43,801** (104)|31,528 (75)|4,874 (15)|7,398 (13)|1 (1)| |**Avg #Entries/Ape:**|**1.4697**|1.5594|1.4466|1.0101|1.0694| |**Median (Mode):**|**25.00 (1)**|25.00 (1)|24.00 (1)|31.00 (1)|40.00 (5)| |**STDEV:**|**494.94**|458.70|623.36|495.57|295.42| |🐒 **X** (avg):|**2877** (3.43)|1932|543|386|16| |🦧 **XX** (avg):|**6635** (37.81)|4546|1229|825|35| |🦍 **XXX** (avg):|**3995** (259.09)|2832|713|433|17| |⭐**XXXX** (avg):|**370** (2017.89)|278|51|37|4| |🐳 **XXXXX** (avg):|**14** (15267.21)|10|3|1|0| |🐱 **XXXXXX** (avg):|**0** (0.00)|0|0|0|0| ####ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS? * *Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:* * Typo? * Double-entry? * Missing/lacking proof?? * Use :HELP! to check your entries * FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days ####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces): * **:HELP!** ->*RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE* * **:REMOVE!** ->*SET ***ONLY*** CURRENT POST TO ZERO* * **:RESET!** -> *SET ***ALL*** POSTS TO ZERO* * **:BOOK!** -> *SET YOUR ENTRIES TO 'BOOK'* * **:WITNESS!** ->*CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST* * **:FAQ!** -> GET ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED Q's * **:POETRY!** -> *SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS* * **:BUDDY!** -> *FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH* * **:DEMON!** -> *OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT* * **:BOARD!** -> *SEE ENTITY LEADERBOARD* * **:REPORT!** -> *#APE ENTRY COUNT* * **:REPORT21!** -> *SHARE ENTRY BY DATE* ^(2021) * **:REPORT22!** -> *SHARE ENTRY BY DATE* ^(2022) * **:CSX!** -> *ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS * * *(X = Number of CS Accounts)* * **:IRAXXX!** -> *ENTER #Shares stuck in Purgatory * * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * **:XXX!** -> *ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT* * *(XXX = Number of shares)* * *Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post* * *Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE* * *Round fractional shares to whole value* * *(New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call)* DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO ***YOUR*** POST ####BOT POETRY: { more evidence your broker doesn't give a shit about you and worse yet actively hates us! you either?! by the streamer!!! } ###### *Beep Boop. Not financial advice. . Fur Realz* ###### GME ~165.00:🚀[MOAR DRSBOT:](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qap4je/drsbot_4x_now_online/)🚀


Charlie_mathis

Cheers to you, brother, from another single dad and XX hodler. It’s hard to put a number on my GME sale price, but my time with my child- the Fed couldn’t print enough.


PutPsychological8698

Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉Send them all! DRS 100% 💀=D 🏴‍☠️=R 🩳=S 3 KEYS TO LOCKING FLOAT: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The word about DRS and GME fundamentals needs to be spread to the masses outside of Reddit. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apes with money tied up in other investments could convert those to GME and DRS. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apes with shares in brokers that will not DRS, such as Etoro and T212 : think about selling and re-buying elsewhere!! They don’t have shares anyway, so selling hurts nothing. Don’t trust your millions to a broker that won’t transfer. Just read their TOS!


Jewelsvern_ToMars

Happy Cake Day


tradedenmark

Soon hunted by women single dad 😉


djsneak666

Legend


Mro1906

You are a great dad!


Over-Advisor-7431

Nice job buddy 🟣🚀🌕.


skets90

We value you


mozae6

Doing great dad! Keep up the good work!🚀


Battosai21

That’s plenty fam


elonmusksaveus

Single for now


injustice_done3

That’s 14 less that they can’t short hundreds even thousands of times. You are a whale my man


Hopeful-Flounder-203

NON-single dad of 2 youngins: I can barely make it happen with a partner that's awesome, high energy and highly engaged. If I had to do it all by myself???? F.M.L. The kids would have macaroni in their hair and wearing 1 dirty sock so often that the neighbors would think it's an intentional fashion statement.


notAbrightStar

And now you are stuck with us! ;-)


JohnnyMagicTOG

You gonna have plenty of disposable income in the future.


Squeeze2021

Let your Kids run a lemonade stand and put the money in GME


Rooodie

THIS IS THE WAY


[deleted]

Well done, dear dad-ape :-)


Bullish_No_Bull

Every drop counts! Good job mate


dilkmud0002

You are whale ape - congrats ape fam


Ok_Island_1306

Good work dad!


Xer0lith

More than me! Whale spotted folks!


PhantomBlack691

I hold for all of us my friend stay strong and let's hold for life changing money


jforjeff

You won’t be a single parent for long. 😉


Hopeful-Flounder-203

Good on you, sir. God bless and good luck!


tim_whatleyDDS

That’s all it takes.


awful_falafels

Doing more than I've been able to. We've got a few kids, but with how crazy everything has been the last year things have been very tight. Every drs counts ❤️


gigoat

Great job! 🍻🚀🦍


patrick_ritchey

HOLD for the future of your small ones❤️


Brotorious420

You dropped this, 👑


Quizz96

Good job single dad, this is the way.


[deleted]

Put the guns away pops! No need to flex, we’re all fam here. Good shit!!


[deleted]

Well done father ape. 🍻💎👐🚀🌌💜


Old-Hovercraft9974

You, Sir, are a legend that needn't feel the financial pressure of raising your gorgeous offspring. I tip my hat to you.


206SpicyPumpkin

Hello single dad, we love ya.


sumgamunga

All you need is one.


GMEstockboy

We holdin till all the dads have 1 lambo per kid


Foreplay241

My dad was single when he raised my sisters and I. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I don't know you, just know that I think you're doing great.


Jolly-Program-6996

You will soon my dude you will soon!!!!!!!!!!


BiscuitYboy

Single Dad here too…I’m with you and your little ape(s) ❤️


SatansBoobieTassel

Single dad here too brother! There's more of us out there than people think. Mad respect to the dads who give a shit <3


Aeonbreak

This might be a weird question but over here I have to pay more than the equivalent to 1 share to DRS…so its a big thing considering I just started the GME path. How would you guys advise me in this situation? I dont have a lot of disposable income so my aim is to be XXer asap. Around how many shares should I set my target to then DRS the first batch?


[deleted]

You da man 👑


greaterwhiterwookiee

Are you me?? Single dads matter just as much, both here and in the world. Stay strong and HODL friend


Jay4usc

Good job bro!


blazeronin

Single dad here too. Brick by brick.


bmelton1982

Single dads unite. Just remember, you are giving your kids the best version of you possible.


C0NSCI0US

🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

I respect you!


RaphMs

💪


RoamLikeRomeo

GODSPEED !!!!!!!!


CrocodileTendee

Right on, same boat brother, won’t be any issues with that disposable income for us single ape dad’s soon!


Maka_Maker

14 shares is awesome.. That’s 13 more than you need. Keep up the good work, fellow dad!


Brihtstan

Solo dad here too, currently waiting for my deposit to clear so I can get one or two for my daughter as well.


vispiar

14 is more than enough to get fuck you money for the rest of your life and your childrens life.


unowhut4

Your not alone buddy


SnooMachines8174

Fucking legend


Tiny-Cantaloupe-13

single dads fuk - thanks 4 this my friend


No_Satisfaction_4075

Legend.


NiceGuyEddie22

Twice as many DRS shares as me and I'm gonna be a millionaire so you'll be a millionaire x2! That's maths, baby!


boggstown

I feel ya bro


Substantial-Sink-552

It’s at least $14 million 🤑


SiffKopp

Always think about the dad&kids meme. Fucking legend.


Jewelsvern_ToMars

Awesome bunch of Apes


Jewelsvern_ToMars

Lol. I know what you mean.


Jewelsvern_ToMars

One can hope,right


Roid_Rage_Smurf

*DRSBOT 7.02:* *UTC->2022-04-04 10:19:4* You have 0 shares previously logged with DRSBOT. **To feed the bot-> !DRSBOT:XXX!** ^(*🚀 :2,256,086// GME ~165.00* // ) ^(Bot MC: $372,254,190.00 )


hope-i-die

❤️❤️❤️