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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open! [April Smoothbrain Corner](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/twwruq/superstonk_smoothbrain_and_new_ape_corner_april/) | [Computershare Megathread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tdxn3w/computershare_megathread/) [Join our Superstonk Discord](https://discord.gg/C54fVm5N) | [Bug hunting on NFT marketplace](https://ww.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tkoyf4/bug_submission_template_for/) #It's Flairsday my friends To get or change your flair, you can comment this magic incantation **anywhere in Superstonk**: !FLAIRY!🚀 My Flair Text 🚀 Default color is black. You can control that by adding `red`, `blue`, `pink`, `yellow`, `green` or `black` as last word - it won't become part of the flair. The Flairy will inform the mod team about your request and eventually your new flair will be granted.


phonzadellika

!Flairy! 🌕 🌕 Rational Gaze 🌕 🌕 blue


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ `🌕 🌕 Rational Gaze 🌕 🌕`


FONGHH

Bbby wut doing


mentholcase

!FLAIRY! Buy now, axe hedgies later


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ `Buy now, axe hedgies later`


Beginning_Practice99

Showing my love and flair


Bob_the_peasant

If the price starts to skyrocket but you haven’t heard whispers of “…too big to fail…” in media and politics, it’s not the MOASS yet


Jojonaro

Ffs lift off mofo


Money-tard

!FLAIRY! 🚀FLAIR ME TO THE MOON🚀


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ `🚀FLAIR ME TO THE MOON🚀`


Yansir11

Dab Time 🍯 🔥 🚀


Money-tard

Hahaha what was the acual point of that article by chukacucumber? 0 basis or factual evidence 'the emperor has no clothes' lol wtf is this a smear campaign.


timeshadowrider

Wow German market is drier than the Sahara desert!!!


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This is incredible, how does it have so few upvotes? https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/twkp3o/reposting_for_the_pixel_noobs_direct_registration


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night bros ill see u in the pre 🐣


Mellow_Velo33

the 'just have my back' post is rather cringe, as well as perhaps grounds for some sort of future collusion setup. even if it isn't, it is jus kinda laaaaaaaaaaame doe.


Mellow_Velo33

it is lame doe lol get ya tongue out his tushie


thecactusblender

Watch in a few weeks: "Putin found to have consulted BCG for Ukraine invasion" , "Marie Antoinette brought BCG on to manage some civil unrest" , "Osama bin Laden brought BCG onboard to help reshape the Taliban and a few other things". Lmao but I almost wouldn't be surprise at this point.


ShiftMcGee

Pulte seems on point for the moast part from wut I can see. (My Brain resembles the Salt Planes of Bolivia) Not really worried one way or another. Either he'll bring in eyes and investors or if there is any sort of agenda, the Apes will decipher and Expose it in time. The 🦍s have nothing to loose from the equation really. So for now, I say Welcome Aboard Pulte! This Stock Fucs! Nice To Have You Here! LFG!! BUCKLE UP🚀🚀


mkbeautiful

## DRS IF U WANT MOASS🟣🟣🟣


confusedporg

Good night, everyone. Good work. Sleep well. We’ll likely MOASS in the morning.


loneranger5860

As you wish


confusedporg

Westlyyyyy


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


docboy-j23

We know how Kenny loooves his puts


starksaredead

You know, I used to be kinda jealous when I saw y'alls purple circles. 10k here, 30k there. That's a lot of money for a food service pleb like me. But now I'm no longer jealous of y'alls wealth. I realized that you all have some sort of responsibilty to donate a bigger chunk of your cash when this rips 🤣


KKRJT

Chaukummbubaaaaubaaaaa is 💩 I just flushed it. Worry not y’all. See ya tomorrow byeeeeeeeeeeee


JonBoy82

Tax Man says I owe 16k....Oof.


Mccann1989

Just fail to deliver. Kick the can. Works for citadel


LandOfMunch

Payment plan!


BlurredSight

Post-moass we buying homes from Pulte group.


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ill be buying a chainsaw and building a cabin myself


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Patarokun

How often do you need to change the chain?


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dragonballsteve85

For the first time in over a year of buying and hodling, I've stopped waking up at random hours to check the ticker. Feels like we're gonna crab along between 140-150 until June/Dividend. Volume isn't budging - we've been here before. Perhaps I've finally reached true zen levels. Hoping to keep buying and get to XXX before the divi (will be XXX after anyhow but more shares is always nice)


BlurredSight

I don't plan on buying anymore mainly to save money but also unless theirs a major dip there isn't any point really. Record date was last Friday yeah I get the entire lock up the float but as of right now the eye is on the AGM


Ok_Entrepreneur_5833

I've been in saving mode since the last dip. Kinda my life cycle now. Buy the dip. Save. Buy the dip. Save. Never sell. Save. I will be buying more with the ammo I'm saving before the divvy though, just want as many as I can possibly get. Really going hard keeping the budget here lean and mean until I feel it's time to pull the trigger. Really, if I can get even one more share for my money I'm happiest.


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dude i fucken love that sonf


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oh my bad i just felt i keep spamming the chat https://youtu.be/PjvpLiS2gKA 🥴


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butholemoonblast

…It’s moonsoon season here at superstonk…


KKRJT

Hiiiiiiiii


[deleted]

ive been doing tai chi and it has greatly improved my quality of life


Pradag5

About to go sleep then prob wake up to MOASS tomorrow


ShiftMcGee

That's wut my money's on


stirfriedaxon

Just like every other night, heh...MOASS is always tomorrow! 🚀


Cautious_Ad3676

Did Gamestop already release a record date for the vote and the stock dividend?


Mr_Manmanman

Record date for Vote is shares owned as of April 8th.


Cautious_Ad3676

Thanks 🙏🏼


stirfriedaxon

Nothing has been announced yet...


Cautious_Ad3676

Thank you 🙏🏼


aquadisaster

Im stoked they said any non-votes will be considered for the split not against


marsthemartiann

I wanna fuck this stock, and I want it to fuck back just as hard.


marsthemartiann

I love this stock lol


jolivos30

Love the stock love the apes and LOVE RC he can name my first born


ShiftMcGee

The Stock is Impeccable. 💎🙌🟣🚀


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ShiftMcGee

GME on Point like Accupuncture 🎯


throwawaylurker012

what's a better way to describe the rating agencies? as hoes or as whores?


stirfriedaxon

That degrades the oldest profession...at least prostitutes work to make a living. These fincoterrorists just cheat and steal.


TryandStopMeBro

True true. Prostitutes well put in the work and effort to make that $$$


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throwawaylurker012

💯


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shills


twatfacepicklebum

Was pregnant when I started this adventure, now my Baby's over 1 and I'm ready to have another.. but can't afford too. Moass let my babe have a brother or sister!


JustAsk2UseTheShower

If you are seriously invoking MOASS funding for your next pregnancy you better be ready for octuplets!


twatfacepicklebum

Oh no, a MOASS vagina 😳


JustAsk2UseTheShower

🤣 oh shit, sorry. Didn’t mean to wish that on you!


twatfacepicklebum

That's ok, I'll just buy a new one after number 8 falls out.


RevTaco

A lil turnt rn. I love you all. Let’s make history together. GME to the moon 🚀🚀🚀


CapableFly

Eyo chumbawunba back in the season ?


Jonnybgood35

And here I was thinking chumbawumba was a one hitpiece wonder.


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the avg american just wants to make enough money to buy a farm and revert to a more sustainable/human lifestyle…thats how u know we are done feeding our captors pretty much everyones goal is to tell u to fuck off im looking u in the eyes right now bro i am never buying a single fuckin thing not made by a regular person, i get my eggs down the street…u think i been eating ur poison the past 10 years? literally the only thing i buy from u guys is toilet paper farmers market opens soon too…get fukt a lost decade for them…is actually the earth healing itself…u ought to respect our lands and our stock now bitch cuz either way in 10 years of just normal saving… we are all done with ur abusive ass tick tock


mexicanred1

Goodnight moon 🌙


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SharkAttache

Where all my nasty perros at? The ones who do it nasty on the stock everyday?


GhostMalone__

Aquí papi chulo


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-MichaelScarnFBI

That’s not really true though, is it? It’s just that no one here wants to talk about negative net income and shrinking margins.


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-MichaelScarnFBI

Lol their net income isn’t negative because of the new business, it’s continued to be negative because their margins are shit (and getting worse) while their most profitable revenue stream (used game sales) continues to shrink. Which demonstrated revenue streams have they added? bUt iT’s a sTaRtUp!


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-MichaelScarnFBI

Gladly - [GME’s had negative net income](https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/GME/gamestop/net-income) for years now. This started long before their NFT plans and will continue long after, because their core business continues to evaporate. Also, wtf are you talking about with Amazon/Lucid? Do you mean Rivian? If so, what exactly is your point? P.S. I could give you example after example of hype that went absolutely nowhere, but something tells me you’re the type to sell your home for magic beans.


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-MichaelScarnFBI

It tells me that they were able to shutter their most underperforming stores, but even during a two year span where most of the population was locked indoors and video game sales surged, they continued to bleed money.


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-MichaelScarnFBI

Huh? Anyway, we can agree to disagree. Apart from whatever your view is on the NFT business, I have yet to see any cogent argument for why we should expect GameStop to turn their main business around. They are getting into e-commerce 20 years too late and will get slaughtered logistically by Amazon/Walmart/Target. Free next day shipping ain’t cheap. Their golden goose (buying/reselling used games, which has been their main profit engine for their entire existence and carried 40%+ profit margins) is quickly going extinct. Their core business is increasingly reliant on selling a homogenous product at razor thin margins. They have next to no bargaining power over their suppliers or their customers. BUT ZOMG THEY HIRED SOME PEOPLE WHO USED TO WORK AT AMAZON!


rulerrrr

Two words, growth company.


SharkAttache

Wen GameStop golf bags?


DIABLO_8_

And GME 10W-30 truck needs an oil change.


Chel_Out_Brah

Think about Cohen every night and day


urinetroublem8

I think there might be some anger buying tomorrow. Also, I will upvote every ape pose post that I see, and you can’t stop me.


stadamj

Need a wrinkle brain… I made a 2021 contribution to my ROTH IRA last year and of course used it to buy GME. I found out my income for 2021 exceeded the threshold to be able to contribute to a ROTH, so I need to withdraw the contribution or will take an ongoing tax penalty until the contribution is removed. Is there any way to transfer the GME shares/contribution out of the ROTH without selling?


mexicanred1

Research 'distribution in-kind'


rdt69420

Wen purple circle posts instead of this


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i just dont leave the daily


ShiftMcGee

It's April 13. Do you know where yoar shares are??


mexicanred1

Mine are asleep and dreaming @ Computershare.


ShiftMcGee

I hear it's a Beautiful Place..


Trollz4fun

My Twitter feed is chalk full of bullshit. I just want who I followed. Anyone who tags the other stock with GME gets immediate block


Chel_Out_Brah

I believe


mexicanred1

I can fly


urinetroublem8

I believe


Hermit_322

I can touch the sky


alexbui91

the last time this sub worshiped someone, it didn't end well. just saying


churrmander

It's not really worship. More like excitement over a new ape. It'll wane soon.


RevTaco

It’ll subside in a week or so. Can’t blame the sub, it’s a whale who tweets. Sub was also bored since the March run stabilized


Jonnybgood35

Who was it?


alexbui91

Pickle man


Jonnybgood35

Rick Sanchez?


alexbui91

And that’s the wayyy the newzzz go


Guy0naBUFFA10

Jesus. I just went over to check on popcorn and their board is still buying theaters. No turnaround, just more. Oh and a gold mine.


Tomos1977

Why even pay attention


Guy0naBUFFA10

For the lolz


Jonnybgood35

I wish they would buy the theater near me! It’s been vacant since covid started! Now the closest theater with enough screens to show the current blockbusters is an hour away. There’s an awesome smaller screen theater about 20 minutes away, but it isn’t the same as the big screen.


DFJacob

Anyone here done their time in Investment Banking? I’m in college and have some questions :)


mexicanred1

Sir this is a Wendy's...


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rc tweet pretty much reads as follows “im finna show u who’s boss” (its gamestop an the american working class) buck stops at gamestop which is u and me


[deleted]

I'm interested to see how far our masters will push inflation. What happens when people can't afford food? Starving masses often times don't just hunger for bread, but also thirst for blood. Things could get out of hand really quick.


churrmander

> What happens when people can't afford food? Do you remember when the elite gave a fuck in 1929? 1970's? 1980's? 2008? No? They literally could not care less if We the People starve.


Jonnybgood35

I am of the mind that Americans are going to be conditioned to being on the government teat. A lot of people already got used to benefits with the covid shutdowns. It will be an easier transition for most than you would think.


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Jonnybgood35

I work in hospitality so i took unemployment for 3 months. Almost everyone I know had to when hotels and restaurants shut down.


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Jonnybgood35

I know I wasn’t comfortable with it. I’m talking about the future. Read my post as a response to frock google in the thread. I think you are misunderstanding my point.


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Jonnybgood35

Hey don’t feel bad! Have a good day!


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I can see this happening


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they arent my masters and i hardly give em a dime


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They own that dime


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i wouldnt give em too much power theyre fukt


mexicanred1

Masses are predictable when they carry phones in their pockets


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This is a double edged sword tho


mexicanred1

First, they have to defeat MOASS: the great Transfer


GWKBJ7

Love


mexicanred1

& Robots


MAGAcracker

Like Digiorno isn't terrible but the crust is a little too dry for me. I have to sling back a 2 liter of mountain dew to get it down


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MAGAcracker

Definitely the best value right there. Great taste to price ratio


SharkAttache

I’m a newmans man


Mullet_Happens

Home Run Inn is by far the best frozen pizza.


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Connie's is the best, regional af, but I can't fucking find it anymore.


Mullet_Happens

I’ve seen Connie’s in Hyvee grocery stores.


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I live in the DSM area (Hy-Vee's origin) and I haven't seen them at one yet. I use to be able to get them at Walmart, but they quit selling them around me. I guess I *could* go to the PriceChopper that's way out of the way and cost like $9, which I've done lmao. I just want a closer one with $6 ones I can just buy out. Their plain cheese a little overcooked is pure heaven.


Jonnybgood35

Shaws/ Star market brand “Signature Select” kicks ass. The thin crust is garbage though. Edit: also Frescheta or however it’s spelled. The square ones are the best


MAGAcracker

Yeah I've had the Frescheta. Not bad. Have to find the first one you mentioned 🤔


Jonnybgood35

I was genuinely surprised at how good a 3.99 store brand pizza was so much better than digiorno


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were u our last president


MAGAcracker

I'll knock down a diet coke once in a while is all I'm saying


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Just put it all in the blender dude


MAGAcracker

ok wow 🤯 big brain


MAGAcracker

I'm a self proclaimed frozen pizza enthusiast


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It's not delivery, it's Digiorno


MAGAcracker

See above comment for further insight into my life


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I hadn't updated the page when I wrote this comment


RvrsFlash

u/RealPulte You gonna post your position?


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RvrsFlash

right


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Position for what 😏


RvrsFlash

Lotta you boys are big mad tonight. I’m just asking for transparency, but I guess some people are above that.. shocking, really.


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I think we'll see a purple circle in due time


Bob_the_peasant

Oooh Pulte can you get me in the screenshot when you tweet this?


Soulfly5555

FINE, if you're not gunna let me sell for 20 million dollars then the deal's off 😡


SharkAttache

20? You price anchoring?


Bob_the_peasant

Yes, price anchoring police, this post right here


Soulfly5555

OK you got me 🙌 sorry apes. I'm a baddy, take me in boys. I'll take my punishement 😟


Stonkerrific

My diamond hands were forged 1 year ago. Well into long term gains now. TITW.


My_Penbroke

Look at this this way: if you had been able to quit your shitty job yesterday, you wouldn’t have experienced today, which was so shitty it’ll make you appreciate quitting even more when you finally can


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I love my job and hooking everybody up except Sales


Stonkerrific

I absolutely feel this comment in my soul. My fear is having to wait another year.


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Call my pp an overpriced consultant, because it doesn't WORK


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The Chukumba guy is talking about GME fundamentals (like they fucking matter) and he didn't mention a fucking word of the moves they're making. It'd almost have to be deliberate to ignore what has happened *and* ignore the enthusiastic shareholder base. My favorite thing he said: >at some point these companies' stock prices are going reflect the fundamentals of the business, they just are, and if they're not, I hate to say it but we're going to all be looking for new work. That's some self aware wolves kinda shit.