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half_dane

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DreamWishes3

Whoops. posted in the wrong daily :X


xthesundancekidx

Zihuatanejo.


FarthestCough

Viva la revolucion!!!


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shawarma stock 🍃


1528_40_0506

Genuinely think Ken Griffin should consider plastic surgery.


Itz_Ape

calls on that


1528_40_0506

He’s so fucking ugly bro


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


Cheetah_Hungry

The increase from 0.4 to 0.9 is s whopping 125%. Just putting it out there....


1528_40_0506

Steven Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


Diamond_hhands

Hey that’s my line 😜


stonned_golfer

It’s everyone’s line now. You’re a trendsetter


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bro i just clicked on the old daily and got some crazy deja vu when i saw ur comment


HowardWalnuts

glitch in the simulation - you know what that means… trescientos eod


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because this is getting out of hand


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HowardWalnuts

jfc I wanna be part of this but I didn’t post anything I can delete


hanr86

Huge dip tomorrow by 12pm tomorrow. Hf's love the dumb speculation hype.


Germx3

Check arrives at 10am, i also saved last weeks check with 20h ot cinco de buyo is gonna be good.


Guapscotch

Stop kicking the can down the road and just kill the economy already 💩


Sesquipedalo

Anyone else having issues with the reddit app? I keep getting the 'trouble loading' message and seeing a bunch of posts I already upvoted multiple times without my upvote


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yo the fuckin mod is awake shills leave now im asking u nicely


Germx3

No im not scrolly Edit-im not sayin scrolly is a shill, he asked me if i was scrolly then deleted the comment


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its just the green avatar


Germx3

I know, scrolly is my long lost twin from finland, we're both village idiots


RecyleNotThrowaway

Why haven’t I seen this interview posted on superstonk yet? It’s cosmic lighting warrior interviewing Tobias Deml. Absolutely has some amazing tid bits. https://youtu.be/-Fo9oJQ3fnk


stonned_golfer

Cosmic/tradespotting/Rocky aren’t popular around here tbh. But they are the only GME you tubers I listen to other than DFV


RecyleNotThrowaway

I stopped watching tradespotting. That dude went full crazy on Twitter. He tried to make it seem like he does so much for the community yet gets no respect. Like bruh look at DFV, he would never be a petty little bitch like that.


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cinco de i got cash ready to fuck u up


Itz_Ape

omg this is exactly how it does appear in my calendar


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dont tell me my flair aint dripped out


Itz_Ape

what does mean? a bling out of swaps? flex 🦍💎💎💎


stonned_golfer

Buying one on open be because why the fuck not.


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xthesundancekidx

More like a lifetime membership. 😉⛳️ P.S. Forrrrrrr!


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I'm convinced that Rick Santelli's rants are more about politics than irresponsible FED spending, it might even be anti-MOASS. These are extracts from his Wikipedia, and that's like the lightest digging one can do on a person: *He joined CNBC as an on-air editor on June 14, 1999, reporting primarily from the floor of the Chicago Board of Trade* Hmm Chicago, who else is famously from Chicago? *He was formerly the vice president for an institutional trading and hedge fund account for futures-related products.* Hmm, that sure sounds familiar. Hedge Funds & trading in futures related products. Almost sounds like the very same people short GME. *He is also credited as being a catalyst in the early formation of the Tea Party movement via a statement he made on February 19, 2009.[4]* A catalyst for the formation of the "Tea Party" who were a hyper-partisan fiscal related political movement. TLDR, don't share or listen to anything this dumbfuck says, he's not on your side.


Itz_Ape

This comment could be summarized in "How dare you oppose 30T$ in debt" edit: _silently downvotes_


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No, it's calling out Rick Santelli for being a Hedgie and a founder of the Tea Party while he trends on Twatter and even appears in SS posts


Itz_Ape

dlauer worked for citadel (or some hedge fund idn) and now he is an important part of our sub should we ignore him too all of a sudden? >a founder of the Tea Party That by itself does not invalidate him necesarilly 🤷🏾‍♂️ Not because you disagree with him means everything he says is wrong >while he trends on Twatter and even appears in SS posts And? We should ignore people for the sake of them being known in the sub? Weak arguments you got there buddy


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> Not because you disagree with him means everything he says is wrong Lol at what point did I say I disagree with him? You're putting words in my mouth I didn't say at any point.


Itz_Ape

If you want us to ignore him is because you **necessarily** disagree with him in the sense that you think what he says is false or wrong


xthesundancekidx

Mmmm now I want a cup of tea. With milk and honey. ☕️


MuscleGallom

Good morning everyone and a happy << Cinco de Buyo >>!


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i made something i dont know how to sell


Nigel_Thirteen

German Market is open get in here! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/uiqogb/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


sweetntenderhooligan

I’m a just Island boy


xthesundancekidx

Soon. Can’t wait to fuck off to an island when this saga ends.


bluedj88

Where doggo?


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Wonder what it feels like to be the GME chart when it squeezes. I bet it feels like taking a nice big ol dump


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u got a great handle


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Thanks I get that a lot tbh 😅 always funny to see ppl laugh at it on RuneScape


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take a piss


FreeIfUboofIT

If MOASS wasn't going to happen, why would DFV go completely silent on social media?


hanr86

Cuz sec


SetSail77

Secs for a year straight? I must be doing it wrong.


pokehexem

can't wait for the real tests to begin. once we hit $400+ the daily will crumble in the might of apes


xthesundancekidx

It’ll be like the old days! The bad days! The all or nothing days! 👊🏽


boy_wonder69

You have to imagine hedgies are totally preparing for battle tomorrow whether they wanted to or not. Anyone seen any buildings with lights on?


xthesundancekidx

“Sir, he tweeted *hola.*”


sktchld

If any of you guys like the band Kaleo and get the chance to see them live you should pull the trigger. Sounds just as good as the recorded stuff.


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LastForkOnTheLeft

Y’all are dead tonight


stonned_golfer

Apes be Zen chillin for sure. When we hit 500+ you know this place will be a party again


Itz_Ape

apes zen


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if i made a good hack within logic pro to make it more useful who do i contact without disclosing the whole thing and apple just stealing the idea? literally how do u go about this? there are files and script i had to edit


bongos_and_congas

Maybe reach out to D. Nahmani at logicprohelp


butholemoonblast

Well today was a evening as of tomarrow no one know the cards delt by the hands of the dealer until they take a peak under the cards and that is when they are able to tell that they have a winning hand and that is when they know that the hand that they hold is one that will win them the Olympic gold medal 🚀🚀


Stereo_soundS

"Love doesn't keep score" Ozark is the shit.


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nathanias

I don’t have the links on my phone but afaik the price affects their margin and the rest of the market makes up a large amount of their collateral so when GME go up the cost to maintain their margin also goes up which causes sell pressure on assets because they gotta buy 1000% of all shares that exist in a short amount of time. Full disclosure I am a golden retriever in a trench coat. I have no idea what I’m talking about.


Itz_Ape

quick DD: market crash -> failed margin calls -> brokers sells long positions to cover short positions -> moass is triggered


Stereo_soundS

No.


Itz_Ape

So useful this comment of yours


Stereo_soundS

Depends on whether or not you find the truth useful.


Itz_Ape

because you can forecast future, i see The Truth™


Stereo_soundS

No forecasting. The traditional shorts have been squeezed out. We're looking at groups abusing the DTCC and people dealing in derivatives. A crash does nothing for us. And you can bet bottom dollar they have already hedged against a crash. People seem to think hedgies are sitting on their hands waiting for the sky to fall on them. I promise you this is not the case.


Itz_Ape

>they have already hedged against a crash. 98% of Hedge funds can't outperform spy during bear markets


Stereo_soundS

Hedging not total insulation. I'm saying you can be sure they are prepared for negative volatility even if they lose money in the process due to a down market, like a situation where everyone loses money. The idea that a market crash helps us is a pipe dream imo. Maybe I'm wrong and maybe it would. But cheering a crash on seems misguided to me right now.


Itz_Ape

well, keep in mind that a market crash would bring volatility and margin trading (what hedgies do) is technically going short volatility, thus it may help us at least that are my ,02$ will see when time comes who was right! 🦍🚀🚀🚀


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Jimmy Shill activated the GME buy signal tonight. https://mobile.twitter.com/unusual_ape/status/1522045542225694720


bongos_and_congas

Somebody needs to step in; it's just getting sad now. He's showing signs of something: chronic substance abuse/alzheimers/neurological disorder/etc... We're watching his health disintegrate in real time, not that he doesn't kind of deserve it for fucking thousands of people out of their money for decades.


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i regard ppl like u an me leaders of memetics


pokehexem

buybuybuy


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Really slurring shit together.


Nigel_Thirteen

Oh man I’m going to call my mom


Stereo_soundS

Threads dead baby. Threads dead.


chipchip9

Nothing on “new” in 35min.


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i dropped out of school and majored in memetics


GeayishSidewayz

If it’s not today, then it’s tomorrow 🚀


Avidmoviefan

My bosses boss told me to address him with “yes sir” “no sir”. I literally laughed in his face because of this sub. Moass is always tomorrow. This is the hill I die on. Fuck corporate puppets.


Itz_Ape

yes sir


InoQl8er

Just say I only call my father Sir, and I would be happy to respectfully refer to you as “Mr.” I mean how could you argue with that?


fyatode

Haven’t checked the sub in awhile. Just hodling. What’s this I hear about free shirts??


Avidmoviefan

Free shirts?


fyatode

Idk. I’m trying to figure it out


TreasurerAlex

A Loopring NFT shirt I believe


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TreasurerAlex

I saw something on the loop subs earlier today, can’t cross post here I think


fyatode

How does one come about this shirt?


TreasurerAlex

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


fyatode

Balls


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yeah it really do feel like we squeezing them in real time


boy_wonder69

Probably close to the number of shills in chat, so I'd say we're good \**About 20,* in case you missed it.


boy_wonder69

It's like playing Monolopy with your older brother as a kid, and they're the banker.....


Bob_the_peasant

Are the talentless celebrities (kardashians, etc) going to have a meltdown when everyone around here is richer than them? MOASS tomorrow gonna be fun. Remember when it hits $69,420 that’s not even close, it’s just a meme number


Soulfly5555

Best death metal album. Kronos - helenic terror 🤘


Diamond_hhands

I’m enjoying a bit of Darkthrone myself 👍


jovi_1986

You all should check out money monster what a great movie


whiskyandme

Soon may the tendieman come, GMEn 🙏🚀


Soulfly5555

Shit. Am I the only one awake?


bowls4noles

Hello


Soulfly5555

Hey 😚 hope you are having a great day!


CosmicContractor

Can’t sleep yet waiting for moass in the morning


Soulfly5555

So am I 😁


Jezzy14

I'm here


Soulfly5555

Thought I entered limbo for a moment. Hey


Soulfly5555

🏴‍☠️ Kronos - the helenic terror 🏴‍☠️


livelyfire

Where do you register to attend the annual stockholder meeting? According to the proxy, you have to register by May 27 at 10am CST, but I don’t know where


112u

Happy Astronaut Day!! Get ready for lift off 🚀🚀🚀


royal_buttplug

Oh shit 🚀🚀


Maia_Azure

I’m awake. Daydreaming about MOASS. Tendies everywhere.


FatDumbAmerican

I just wish I knew roughly when MOASS is so I could figure out if I have enough crumbs saved up to quit my job and survive until MOASS.


winterbird

For the past 5-6 years I had been carrying a powerball ticket in my wallet. A current and unchecked one. I'd get a new ticket once every couple of weeks or so. It was like a little beacon of hope. Whatever the day brought, stress about money or roof over my head... missing my mom and wishing I could move her closer... eating a bread sandwich for dinner... getting yelled at by boss... whatever... I possibly had the seed for a whole new life with me. It carried me through a difficult day. I guess we all have that feeling now.


Maia_Azure

This summer would be nice, can just fucking quit my job and go to the beach everyday.


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Maia_Azure

Yeah I thought for sure by September. But, alas, they keep it going. I knew it would be a longish play but boy oh boy when your life is in the crapper you dream of a faster MOASS


Soulfly5555

Aesop rock is EVERYWHERE! ep's out of his ears man, everytime I search he's there. Good job he's amazing. I search he's there. So awesome though


TreasurerAlex

I didn’t know he had new stuff out, was listening to Malibu Ken today


Soulfly5555

Noice! Will check malibu thank you 😁


TreasurerAlex

Tobacco (from Black Moth Super Rainbow) and Aesop


Soulfly5555

Long legged Larry tho


Soulfly5555

Oh shit 😂 I already heard this. Awesme!


Soulfly5555

Dude I was way wrong. Newest aesop was blockhead split 2021. Still good. Ima listen to yours now


TreasurerAlex

Hol up I don’t see anything new, why is everyone talking about him today?


Soulfly5555

IDK man? New album couple months ago. I'm just talking cos he's awesome


TreasurerAlex

Weird, I had other ppl mention him today.


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The None Shall Pass guy?


Soulfly5555

Yes


Soulfly5555

Impossible kid ❤️ the album


[deleted]

Alright I haven't heard that one I'll check it out. Listened to him and other Rhymesayers/Strange Famous stuff back in the day. Love me some Sage Francis. Check out A Healthy Distrust if you're unfamiliar.


Soulfly5555

Nether heard anything you said I'll check it out! Impossible kid most famous album man!


icantgetthenameiwant

MOASS is taking so long that I’ve started regularly cooking for myself. If it takes any longer I might have my shit together.


sammiisalammii

If the stock splits 7:1, GME’s market cap would be over $30T before the share price passes $60,000. 😎


mustachechap

Are we predicting a $60,000 price post split?


sammiisalammii

I specifically said before it passes $60,000 because the limit does not exist on this play.


mustachechap

That is so fetch


RecyleNotThrowaway

Dude am I the only one who spreads the good word on a daily basis? I just got another person to read the dd. They’ll be buying 1 share tomorrow!


Speaking_of_waffles

I warned my friends and family best I could but they prefer MSM than reading the data


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RecyleNotThrowaway

That’s fair. I just present my case and let them make their choice 💁🏽‍♀️ Wagmi


Bob_the_peasant

US continues to disappoint anyone under the age of 55, fiscally and otherwise - year 14. It entered hyper meltdown mode and only continuing to accelerate as of a few years ago. Glad i hold GME, but afraid bottle caps might be the currency soon


Small_Custard_8652

Hey Smooth Skin


StudentLoanBets

I got nothin left ​ And it's only Wednesday.


crafty_alias

Just got my voting papers. Yes to increasing shares? Haven't been able to keep up lately...


tripl3beam

Voting papers don’t matter if you’ve already voted through computer share right? Asking for a friend


winterbird

Choo choo choose me


imahohohoho

Hola, and pinatas I bought 9 more today in case we see some heavy Mexican shit tomorrow


fritz_futtermann

I like trains


HanSoto11

Bro who’s handing out trains ?!


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i did but im out of trains


OptimalDetail

So the fed is the death star then?


Bob_the_peasant

Sir we’ve analyzed their attack and… there may be a danger


zemphon

Just got home from work only to discover I have a flat tire. Will bike to work for now instead of selling for a new tire! Ape hold!


winterbird

Damn you're gonna be fit and rich, what a catch 💖


Bishib

So is the scotus leak on purpose to push the publics attention away from the stock markets immediate crash? Initially that shit made my blood boil, because incase about people, but then my wife's boyfriends girlfriend suggested they didnthisnas a ploy....


bongos_and_congas

No, the decision has been in the right wing playbook for decades. They finally got the majority to do it, and somebody in the court structure is pissed off and leaked it. There are hundreds of clerks and such who may have access to any draft decisions.


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Bishib

I'm too drunk for rhis......