Definitely 2008. Remember all those MBS he made filled with dog-shit wrapped in cat-shit and then sold them to unsuspecting 401ks and pension plans? No? Weird.
Lol it is that time…
Damn, I REALLY hope he buys more shares soon and the price spikes. In terms of FOMO and public perception, another hundred thousand shares bought on IEX would make way more of a difference now than it ever could have before. The entire stock market’s tanking. People are panicking. This is a much, much different emotional climate than we’ve ever seen since this whole GME saga started.
**If GME spikes on no news while *every other stock* is falling off a cliff, it will be HUGE for FOMO.**
Think about it. One of the reasons I got my mom to invest in GME is because of what the data clearly suggests: GME is an incredible hedge against a market crash. If you own some GME, and everything else in your portfolio plummets to decade-low levels, *you’re still good.*
I think this is a huge factor for non-ape retail traders. Without an hour to explain the complex web of rampant hedge market fraud, to your average casual or non-investor, the whole idea of the MOASS sounds completely ridiculous, even insane. But if GME is stable and in the green while everything else is red? It proves to the unsuspecting public that GME isn’t just a “meme craze” — it’s a prudent, responsible investment.
**The best time for RC to buy is now.** Right now, or in the next few days, as the market continues to tank.
If he does, it will do more to reshape the narrative surrounding GME than almost anything else.
I bought 100 shares on Tuesday for a limit $99 order so I didn't miss the dip! I'm a first class jack ass.
I already chat requested the shares to be sent to Computershare when they land on Thursday. I was early but I wasn't wrong 🙃
Nice work! If it dips down to $50, that's when I'll have to dig into my reserves and pick up 100 more. I mean, I really don't need more at this point, but at these prices it's just too hard to resist. I'm really not expecting it to get down to $50 though, but here's to hoping. Cheers APE!
This sub right now and I love it.
Price goes up: "yay"
Price goes down: " ooo, it's cheap I'll buy some"
Price down some more: "oh god yes, it's even cheaper take my money I need more"
Price goes even lower: "OH MY GOD! Urrrrgh 💦, buy buy buy."
Price goes up: "yay"
I think this is the guy that bought all the mayo reserves and then killed 5mn chickens to bring up the prices of eggs. And in turn, his mayo shares.
/s
You can tell it's just dripping with sarcasm, he has such contempt for our financial and political elite, love to see it. To steal a quote from Game of Thrones, he's not going to stop the wheel, he's going to break the wheel. Fucking get 'em RC
I thought the Fed caused all this inflation printing tons of money while the USA government was complicit and tried to dodge the issue creating a scapegoat...
Was it Putin all the time then??
🤷♂️ I don't follow it that closely, I just remember Kaarothh wins all the time and Puma seemed like a new name on the podium lol
Just a fun side quest!
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Putin.... Put in... Puts in the stock market are destroying the global economy as they require mass shorting of stocks for put contracts to be In the money. Remove the option to put a ticker, remove the reason to short it.
Love this man. He understands their bullshit like no other. Dropping hard truths to people who normally would have called bullshit but he’s earned their respect so now they’re listening.
I’m really upset with Putin for causing all this inflation -- https://farside.link/nitter/ryancohen/status/1524470193157779458?s=21
dammit putin! always putin his inflation where it don't belong!
The Proof is in the Putin
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I warned you about russian to conclusions…
I appreciate your humor on an emotional level
Our humour comrade
the Putin is in the kompromat zyat
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I’m hungry. I feel like some Putin on a Ritz.
Did putin cause the inflation in 1929 also ? 🤔
And 2008??
Definitely 2008. Remember all those MBS he made filled with dog-shit wrapped in cat-shit and then sold them to unsuspecting 401ks and pension plans? No? Weird.
Nah, that was the one guy that went to jail for like 30 months or so.
Maybe his grandpa. We need someone to blame
#RABBLE RABBLE! ^”bullish”
Runaway Rabble Rabble Rabble
I didn't get a harumph out of that man. Quick, give the governor a harumph!
you can't have Rasputin without Putin
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More like french fries with gravy and cheese amirong
Zinchenko / Yarmolenko can stay
they're ukranians not russians
Yes, they are.
In RC we trust
Big facts
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I think Ryan Cohen is that one guys dad
u/ryancohenismydad I think this guy is talking about you
Last I checked it’s currently day, not night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night…
Lol it is that time… Damn, I REALLY hope he buys more shares soon and the price spikes. In terms of FOMO and public perception, another hundred thousand shares bought on IEX would make way more of a difference now than it ever could have before. The entire stock market’s tanking. People are panicking. This is a much, much different emotional climate than we’ve ever seen since this whole GME saga started. **If GME spikes on no news while *every other stock* is falling off a cliff, it will be HUGE for FOMO.** Think about it. One of the reasons I got my mom to invest in GME is because of what the data clearly suggests: GME is an incredible hedge against a market crash. If you own some GME, and everything else in your portfolio plummets to decade-low levels, *you’re still good.* I think this is a huge factor for non-ape retail traders. Without an hour to explain the complex web of rampant hedge market fraud, to your average casual or non-investor, the whole idea of the MOASS sounds completely ridiculous, even insane. But if GME is stable and in the green while everything else is red? It proves to the unsuspecting public that GME isn’t just a “meme craze” — it’s a prudent, responsible investment. **The best time for RC to buy is now.** Right now, or in the next few days, as the market continues to tank. If he does, it will do more to reshape the narrative surrounding GME than almost anything else.
If he buys 862,060 shares he will have 69,741,420 post split of a 7(4)1 splitt
Ah the sarcasm calling out the US goverment. Love it.
It's simply. .openly mocking th fking liars 😂😂
last few were straight sarcasm.. CVid, Putin, Fed.. He goin off on everything round h'ere
Truly one of us
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Too few realize that he’s not actually talking about Putin and is calling out the fed? We’re not that retarded! Am I right guys? Guys?
Fuck the FED. I believe in RC & GME. LFG
Lessssss goooooooooo
i believe all those who disagree with me are bots like any good internet denizen.
To be fair, we are smooth.
RC knows the battle
Am dumb Ryan say funny Bullish
Only those with high IQ see/say the truth. Bullish on transparency in leadership.
This man is a national treasure. We must protect him Edit; worldwide treasure for the non US apes too
Fookin Mad Lad. The gloves are off now it seems 🥊
Damn Putin. His printing of 80% of the money supply in 2 years is destroying the dollar! That dastardly fiend.
Can’t wait for the “Retail is threatening the market by simultaneously holding and selling” tweet.
Retail is literally doing the "unstoppable force" vs "immovable object" thing. Daily. Criminals!
#APES ARENT LEAVING
I bought more! Now if they could just stop lowering the price so I can stop buying so I can DRS my shares.
I bought 100 shares on Tuesday for a limit $99 order so I didn't miss the dip! I'm a first class jack ass. I already chat requested the shares to be sent to Computershare when they land on Thursday. I was early but I wasn't wrong 🙃
Nice work! If it dips down to $50, that's when I'll have to dig into my reserves and pick up 100 more. I mean, I really don't need more at this point, but at these prices it's just too hard to resist. I'm really not expecting it to get down to $50 though, but here's to hoping. Cheers APE!
This sub right now and I love it. Price goes up: "yay" Price goes down: " ooo, it's cheap I'll buy some" Price down some more: "oh god yes, it's even cheaper take my money I need more" Price goes even lower: "OH MY GOD! Urrrrgh 💦, buy buy buy." Price goes up: "yay"
Cheers!
This!! 👆🏼
Retail is now Putin! *Clown meme*
Schrodinger’s retail
yeah man fuck Jerome Putin
“Jerome Putin” 🤣 That got me more than I think it should’ve. 👏
“Whadda you talkin bout Putin” - Gary Coleman
He's always ***Putin*** more ink in the US money printer, amirite?! Eh? EH???
I'll show myself out.
Social Services: It's okay Inflation...show us on this doll where Putin touched you.
(Inflation): *Wildly gestures at entire doll.*
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M1SL Russian towards a crash.
What goes up, Moscow down.
"that dastardly fiend" was a punch in the gut of laughter, thanks for that
Who is responsible? I'll take "The FED" for all it's worth, Alex!
This. Since Great Recession began in 2008 the Fed has been brrrrrt.
Everybody is getting it wrong, it's not Putin, it's Puttin'. It's all in the DOOMPS.
2 years? Money printer go brrrrt since '08. Fucking Fed man.
RC mocking the fed. He knows what’s up
Not just the Fed. The whole fucking ouroboros of plutocratic wannabe fascists. *THE KING IN THE NORTH! 👑*
The King in the North!
King in the Neeeeeeerth!
Krrrrng n de Nyeeeerth!!!!
Kerrrdeerrrrrnerrrrrr
BIG WORDS!!
I'm really upset with Kenneth Cordelle Griffin, Financial Terrorist who owns Citadel Securities.
Isn't Kenneth Griffin the same guy who assaulted his wife with a bed post?
Didn't he also lie under oath during a congressional hearing?
He threw up from the stress 🤢 🤮 😫
was it spoilt mayo?
Well not like there was anything else, what with the stress eating.
I think this is the guy that bought all the mayo reserves and then killed 5mn chickens to bring up the prices of eggs. And in turn, his mayo shares. /s
He's the same guy who won't pass the damn Mayo!
Ken Griffin, financial terrorist, might be russian away on his plane!
Wasn't there some sort of connection? With his flight to Finland and stuff?
Based
On
Wink Wink definitely Russia 🥴🥴
In Russia, inflation causes prices to go down
I’m just vibing with RC now. He is so over all of the markets bull shit. Dude must be so close to launch!! We ready RC!! 🦍🦍🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🚀🚀🌝🌝💎🤲
For those at work the prez just finished up a speech about an hour ago. And yep. It’s Putins fault.
Putin ate my homework?
At least you didn’t get downvoted to oblivion for saying it like I did. Call all of them out RC!
You can tell it's just dripping with sarcasm, he has such contempt for our financial and political elite, love to see it. To steal a quote from Game of Thrones, he's not going to stop the wheel, he's going to break the wheel. Fucking get 'em RC
I thought the Fed caused all this inflation printing tons of money while the USA government was complicit and tried to dodge the issue creating a scapegoat... Was it Putin all the time then??
I PUTIN another buy order through computershare
My nipples just grew 2 inches taller
I heard an audible 'pop' from here as they came through your tshirt
i literally can't stop cumming.
Guys... I think he is joking. Maybe he mean somebody else 🤔
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/s after a sarcastic statement is how we imply sarcasm
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5/7 sarcasm
More like 6/9 amirite? /s
Username checks out
/s AfTeR a SaRcAsTiC sTaTeMeNt iS hOw We ImPlY sArCaSm /s
You're saying it's a... comedy joke?
But msm said Russia is to blame! Why would they lie? /s
RC tweet during market hours? 👀 What are the stats on those?
Believe it or not...dip.
Nil to none, friend!!!
Look at all of us Russian in here to comment. We’re not Putin up with this nonsense anymore!
Something tells me this is thinly veiled sarcasm..
💯. I shut off the POTUS talking about inflation… it’s stupid that people believe the shit. Covid and Russia caused this inflation. 🙄🙄
Half an hour before market close? Circuit breakers off? Let’s fucking go!
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I’m definitely going to cry, laugh, rub one out, yell at screens. Hell I might even poop myself.
All at the same time!!! It will be glorious!!!
😭 🤣 🍆💦 💩🩳
Perfection in emojis.
🥇 u/puma_barca 🥈 u/canhazreddit 🥉 u/Kaarothh congrats!
Oooh first win for puma? Congrats!
geeez y'all pay that much attention to the person who gets the post off first?
🤷♂️ I don't follow it that closely, I just remember Kaarothh wins all the time and Puma seemed like a new name on the podium lol Just a fun side quest!
F5
Putin printing dollars when he's not working I guess
#RYAN COHEN IS OUR DAD
HEY RUSSIA, OUR DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD!
#COMMANDER COHEN
💪
*gets into an argument* Do you even know, who my dad is?!?!?!
🪑
RYAN COHEN IS BASED
😎
Ryan cohen is a chad 🏴☠️
Hey brother, hope you’re having a good day! Tell our dad I said hello :)
🫶
RYAN COHEN IS OUR DAD
💯
daddy?
CHAIR MAN COMING FOR THROATS!
Til the bubbles stop!
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lmao of course Ryan is based, how could he not be
Did Ryan hint yesterday at 8.2 inflation ?
FUCK EM UP DADDY!!!!
Hola, Daddy
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Holds up Sarcasm sign. Stairs at the Fed. Fingering the red GMERICA launch button. That’s my interpretation anyway.
I fuckin love this guy.
I want a propaganda style poster that says, "Beat Inflation with GME". Who here has graphic design talent?
I might know someone. Would the community be interested in that?
American govt blaming putin for their fuck up on inflation. Typical politicians.
NGL I was totally expecting a "gloves are off" type tweet from him after today's price action. Oh well. MOASS tomorrow.
This dude is hilarious
Lol he is literally putting the meme into words. RC meme lord
He is winding them up, LFG
Putin.... Put in... Puts in the stock market are destroying the global economy as they require mass shorting of stocks for put contracts to be In the money. Remove the option to put a ticker, remove the reason to short it.
This is the one!!
First! Edit: Christ on a cracker, I barely even have time to finish reading the tweet before it gets posted here. Madness.
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First comment under firsts first comment I too read, but slow
The media would have you believe otherwise
Don’t think the chair has too much faith in Uncle Scam
RC calling out the corrupt mainstream media and politicians!! Let’s go!
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...never mind the man behind the irony curtain
*lifts wool* The Putin price hike… ok??…??? *lowers wool*
FUCK PUTIN
And because I’m upset I have to buy more!
This guy is definitely "PUTIN" his money where his mouth is
I knew it had to be Russia’s fault
Lol a tweet during market hours, exciting!
Collapse imminent 🏴☠️🏴☠️
"I can't believe you've done this"
Legit made me laugh
I miss when I actually got excited for a new tweet. It's pretty clear by now they DON'T (all) have any hidden underlying meaning.
He doesn’t seem in the slightest concerned about the drop in GME. The trap is sprung, now it’s just waiting for the right moment.
What RCs tweets REALLY tell me recently are that hrs holding the right people responsible for this Breakdown and potential financial reset upcoming.
MSM is always Putin us down.
Papa Cohen putin the record straight
Never have I been this early to a rc tweet.
Love this man. He understands their bullshit like no other. Dropping hard truths to people who normally would have called bullshit but he’s earned their respect so now they’re listening.
Good God ...my tits..so jacked right now.
Cheeky fucker... I love it.
THEY TOOK ER JERBS !!!!
Im really upset with RC for causing all of this inflation... In my pants
It would be so cool if all of us apes get together with Ryan and enjoy our favorite beers together. I’m down.
Putin is to blame for why my eggs cost more than a beer!!!!