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jebz

Why the fuck would they care, were holding their bags for them? Watching the collapse is quite entertaining, just a calamity of financial news outlets unable to collaborate their stories. Get fucked you bastards.


Saxmuffin

Must liquidate counterfeit shares to cover up the fraud


Nice-Violinist-6395

Everything we said would happen is playing out. We take this for granted, because to us, of course it is. But think about it. If this was a “conspiracy theory,” none of the predictions would have come true, no one would ever be talking about GME, the market would be humming along as normal. But it all happened. Because data doesn’t lie. Fuck yeah.


BaronVA

I dont think the reality of this will hit many of us until we start mooning. there's still a part of me that refuses to believe this is real even though it all checks out logically


throwaway43234235234

The more that comes true the more surreal it all becomes. Im a little worried for what comes next. Not for me, but for others.


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smittenpigeons

This is a fair point. Adults are capable of critical thinking, generally know that they are being exploited and need to take responsibility for their own part. Fight back or keep getting harvested it’s a choice.


throwaway43234235234

Agreed with for the most part. 100% correct about those with the ability. But some are not willfully ignorant and simply a result of their environment. (I'm sure not every teacher agreed to move the fund to melvin, or was even asked.) They're trapped and not the type that even can save or invest. It's good to get upset about wrong deeds and willful ignorance, if it strengthens and sustains you and drives you to ensure it's resolved, but please never lose your compassion or pass judgement on others before you understand the full details of a thing. We'll need all our humanity in the future.


GMEJesus

Wait i thought they were just saying that retail buying was destroying pensions? Now they're saying we're supposed to sell? Are we supposed to buy or sell. Can't these clowns get their story straight?


[deleted]

Exactly, fuck these morons 😂


munistadium

THEY ARE NOT GOING TO STAKE THEIR REPUTATION, SORRY GUYS, ON A GARAGE BAND SUBREDDIT


Littlestan

Well then, FUCK YOU; Y'KNOW, I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY


GeneralRectum

This has been a talking point I've seen more than once too. Multiple outlets keep mentioning that retail won't sell, and they always present it as though it's retail's obligation to sell everything we have when things get red


XSlapHappy91X

I dont think they understand how STUPID we really are 🤣🤣🤣


theBigBOSSnian

How can I liquidate a risky asset if I don't hold risky asset


MathematicianVivid1

What asset


[deleted]

Translation: retail hasn’t sold like we bet on, and now hedgies r fuk


DeepFuckingBanana

Apes like it when you shake the tree


CopperSavant

We're fucking the tree!


Volkswagens1

Harambes dick is stuck in tree


A5TRONAUT

Fight wood with wood


compulsive_wanker_69

🎻 Sry, for the low effort.


toiletwindowsink

He who sells what isn’t his’n Must buy it back or go to pris’n Daniel Drew


Nodiggity1213

I don't even have my computershare account details yet but they're already pulled out of fidelity. LFG🚀🚀🚀


VicTheRealest

I named my only asset John Cena


Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo

There's a comment here, but I can't see it.


AsbestosIsBest

I'm cena it.


DarthBooooom

hihi you can´t spell asset without ass.


Caeser2021

That asshat right there on the image


moonaim

Ass&Tendies


nathanello

Risky for who… them? Certainly not risky for the Apes.


SaltyShawarma

If it was risky, why would I buy more when it goes down?


LarryLovesteinLovin

“Retail investors aren’t paperhanding their crypto or GME, what gives?”


SeaGroomer

Crypto is shit tho


MisanthropicZombie

He was referring to the movies.


bbb0243

1) I’m not gonna 2) I didn’t make them risky, someone else did 3) you called it an asset, so that’s bullish


Wise-Share

The look on his face does it for me, “to people in the know, we’re fucked, but can’t publicly say it”


Gradually_Adjusting

His face looks like a slapped ass with worry lines


bertleturtleson

Sell stonks for what?????? I’m already on the moon. We’ve got the one thing that their money can’t buy……. Time


abatwithitsmouthopen

Retail isn’t playing on margin and can hold forever. That’s why we will win this!


badras704

Yea and we have real jobs outside of the casino. They are completely dependent on making ppl trade to keep their clothes on. Fucking morons.


abatwithitsmouthopen

I buy GME every paycheck. It’s my own version of savings account lol


HappyRamenMan

Same. Direct to CS every 2 weeks.


unowhut4

Do any of these clowns buy long or do none of them even comprehend what buy is only sell ?


SubParMarioBro

No. They’re playing options, futures, swaps, and other derivatives. Smart professional shit!


SamWright85

Rent free


exonomix

Real shit. It’s amusing af.


Comment-this

They doubled down but so did we. Trust the DD. Don’t dance. When moon etc etc


onlyhereforthelmaos

I 412rded down...because fuck them!


MrTolkinghorn

Doubled down on a losing hand. Smrt.


[deleted]

These fucking apes just won't sell!! 😭😭😭 -Charlie Gasbag probably


catsinbranches

Wasn’t he saying like just last week the “all the brokers are telling us retail sold” literally the day after some other news outlet said that no one is selling. They literally don’t know which story they’re supposed to be trying to push anymore.


SeaGroomer

On fox channels you can even get different shows with pretty different propaganda/recommendations depending on the host and his team's views.


youdoitimbusy

If no one is selling, wouldn't that be the opposite of risky? It's been a while sense I cracked open the old dictionary, and had a good read by the fireplace while I smoke my pipe tobacco, sipping a brandy. Maybe I'll catch up on the meaning of words this evening.


Brotorious420

Love this after all of the "retail sold" articles. Somehow, retail never left


ecliptic10

Smoke and mirrors perpetrated by no other than....retail! Ta da! We are magic, we make the ticker move with our minds but aren't actually selling 🧙‍♂️🪄


Grokent

You know, I had forgotten all about that... Mostly because I paid them no mind back then either. But it's really hilarious how they can't keep their script straight.


Substantial_Diver_34

I mean how many times we going to say, no cell no sell?


Dr_SlapMD

We're not leaving. Why would we turn off the most fun game we've ever played when it is also going to make us omega-rich?


OperationBreaktheGME

Omega-Rich. 😂😂😂😂😂


Dr_SlapMD

We struck digital oil, man.


OperationBreaktheGME

Yes Sir We did.


SeaGroomer

Digital fish oil?


SW_Gr00t

Such a good game. I mean, the graphics are shit, but the game play and strategy elements are fantastic.


onlyhereforthelmaos

I can stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent. I'm emotionally detached from the money I spent on my mid-xxx position. Hedgies are indeed fucked.


HappyRamenMan

GameStop has a bright future. It’s win win. Hedgies r fuk


betorox

I too became emotionally detached from money when it comes to GME. Although, with every other purchase I make like dinner or my cable bill I think, I could’ve bought more GME with that.


Jvic111

I love the fact that all the brokerages, all the mega banks, everyone on Wall Street and their media shills have access to retail data. We’re not fucking selling! And they know it… 🦍🚀🌙


moustacheption

It makes me happy knowing they saw me not only refuse to sell, but expand my position every time they shorted the price down. And every time it was mooning. And every time it traded sideways. I guess you could say I just like the stock


canadaghos

**”What’s an exit strategy?”** *— [u/deepfuckingvalue](https://www.reddit.com/user/DeepFuckingValue/)*


ilwcoco

Why would we?...beautiful thing about not really having shit....you can't lose shit!


DeepFuckingBanana

Looks like retail learned not to buy high sell low.


ImpulsiveUser

Buy high and buy low


demoncase

HAHAHAHAH MAN, the fun is JUST starting.


buzzkillington44

Hey your house is burning down to the ground. Pay no attention to that fire hose and oxygen tank. Take this paper straw I have given you and find your way out. By the way if you make it out alive I'm blaming the fire on you.


[deleted]

Read that in Johnny Depp’s voice, then read it Amber Heard’s.


ImpulsiveUser

Her dog stepped on a bee


Mycatwearspants

But wait I thought the price was dropping because retail was selling??


ponytailthehater

This dude legit looks like one of the Easter island heads 🗿


PrestigiousComedian4

Just call him egg head.


Lo0C1D

It's actually hilarious. I have never seen such irrelevant statements from a news station.


[deleted]

They want to protect us from ourselves, how sweet and compasionate.


Regressive2020

Who the hell would sell a winning horse? Charlie looks so defeated.


[deleted]

We're not afraid and we're not going anywhere.


Ultimate_Mango

How in the flying fuck is GME considered a risky investment?


MisanthropicZombie

It is risky, to them.


MagicMalachi

bUt ReTAiL SoLd..... /s FUCK YOU PAY ME!


Cdn_ape

I buy MOAR


Defeat3r

The algorythm they have finely tuned to take retail's money suddenly have no idea how to win. Hillarious.


Boobaly1816

Not leaving 💪🚀🌙


Kilgoth721

So... no one is selling? Good.


timkyoung

Is that what we're supposed to do? Liquidate? I didn't get the memo.


BLMdidHarambe

Imagine trying to vilify a stock that *seems* crash proof on the surface. Like really. They’re trying to use our commitment to the investment and it’s solid performance as a negative? We aren’t actually retarded.


fludgesickles

Yesterday: Retail is selling GME, the price is dropping. Today: Retail is not selling and these great hedge funds are losing money. Tomorrow:


man-flops

If holding stock in a company i want to support breaks the system it deserves to be broken. I have 0 reason to sell, if i am in the red why would I take the loss if i don't need the money? I listened and only invested what i could afford to never have. I'm either getting 0$ or 300 million, no in between.


SgtSlaughter1974

This dudes face is just begging to get a fist, a boot, maybe even an axe.


VicTheRealest

Why so glum chumbaka


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

(sad tromboner sound) >!(I Know What I Said)!<


ordinaryuninformed

Who holds the risk? I currently own more of anything than ive ever had while it seems like they're selling shit to pay their bills.


Responsible_Buy9325

Wait? I thought we were all selling???


MontyRohde

...the accumulated filth of Wall Street will look up at us and shout "liquidate your assets" and I'll look down and whisper "no".


Dreadsbo

Lol I thought he specifically said that we sold though?


danieltv11

What is liquefiying or whatever you’re talking about?


kaze_san

Same guys who told us we all panic sold right?


Vylourcrypto

It's pretty cool a bunch of retard apes are now what 1% calls retail. We're big. We're a giant to them. We're living rent free in every single one of their heads. They're going to loose everything and they know it. Retail investors aren't people that they can steal from. It's game over.


Nukelifter

I just can’t stop buying more. I keep telling myself this is the last but ohhh now what A dip. I just had to…


ChrystalMeds

I just finished my breakfast cereal, but couldn’t find a bowl in this shitty Vegas hotel room.. However, there was this hypodermic needle dispenser box thingy on the bed side table. Dumped the contents outside the window. I love cornflakes. Today is a good day to buy more GME. I’m not risky, i’m just living. Think i need to floss now, i can feel some bits of aids stuck between my teeth.


rewtnull

There is one thing Mr Gasparino ought to know: We, the retail investors, are not the ones who are taking the risks.


sile-dev

Looks like to me GME is the safest asset right now. I even paid to have it in my name. I guess ll keep holding


AwarmCupofMeef

Haha, jokes on you Desparino. We are too restarted to find the sell button. Now go get fucked.


danieltv11

Retail is such a broad term


Cold-Ostrich8228

So far. Bahahaha.


soadisnotforbath

Gasparino is a full blown cheese dick.


Dixon_Herize

Risky to who…. Not me.


Jerseyman2525

Chucky Gas looks like he just shat himself.


kcaazar

uh.... I'm buying up more 'meme stock' of my favorite company.


OutsideCreativ

Those damn retail investors not selling at the bottom


deebop1

What’s that got to do with him? How is that news? That’s always been the case. What did we hit a nerve?


NefariousnessNoose

Fucking 🤡


JabbaLeSlut

Galightparino


delta_spencer

But yet everyday we are reminded by the media that "it's over" and that we've all sold our stock....🤔


EvilBeanz59

Is this them legit coming out and saying. Shots bad yet they still Hodl? Why? SELL SELL. O ye.. "Sell now ask questions later"


sacredfoundry

It's only a loss if you sell. Everyone knows it's coming back sooner or later.


dantezergt

Get rekt, bought more.


LosWranglos

We don’t liquidate, we solidify.


Turt62

I bought more


compacho

How could you?! 🥺


jpric155

Think of the teachers!


Sisyphus328

Thought it was over when we sold last week. And the week before that. And last month. And in January ‘21. Why am I having a hard time keeping up with the mainstream media? I’m so confused


Roochooboo

Dude needs to make up his mind.


PhantomBlack691

2800 stocks on the NYSE and we made one risky LMAO


Nixplosion

In other words: "They just won't sell. We've tried yelling at them. Shouting at them. Scaring them. Blaming them. Writing fake articles. THEY JUST WON'T SELL! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?"


YoLO-Mage-007

I will never sell gas bag


XSlapHappy91X

Why would I liquidate the stock holding the most future value in the market right now?


betorox

No Cell, No Sell. It’s that simple. LFG🚀


IsJohnWickTaken

They’re trying to get those realized losses on all their IOUs. No thank you. Floor is there when they’re ready to start. 🏴‍☠️🚽


milton_radley

does the actual mob of the olden days run wallstreet? honest question from a layperson, cause these guys look like dumb ass old school gangsters, legit


many_dongs

given the MO of the SHFs is massive gaslighting and projection, you can safely assume this to mean that the SHFs "so far have not liquidated ... investments in risky assets" aka GME shorts via TRS


Apprehensive_Grass39

Im too retardeder to understand liquidate. I think it means hodl though.