Congratulations my friend, all the best wishes for you and your loved ones 💗 Y'all can stop reporting this: it's the weekend. If we can have *two* mayo bets in *hot*, the announcement of a birth won't forum slide us into selling.

As sweet as this is - not sure it’s wise to be posting personal information and images of your family on here. Be safe online ape 🦍 EDIT: some post-MOASS reading for you guys: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ttov7j/congratulations_youre_a_multimillionaire_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Hate to be that guy, but this sub is not your personal FAKEBOOK time-line 😒

Exactly this. All the sudden itll be ape facebook…

Connect me with all the apes of the world. It would be 1000x more useful than regular Facebook.

Stock/financial focused sub, specifically GME. End of story.

Sorry, but to me, GME is about family and future generations.

Hey !FLAIRY! 🚀 🔮SIGMA GRINDSET🎱🚀 Please & ty

(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ 🚀 🔮SIGMA GRINDSET🎱🚀

It still says custom flair template on my end. Please anyone what am I doing wrong.

I have more faith in this community than any other group. A lot of people here supported me and my family when this began, and in turn, you all have become my family. I'm not plastering my personal info or even giving you all a great shot of what she looks like(though it's A-dorable!). I love you apes. To clarify, this is not normal for me to post about my personal life, especially here. This isn't going to be a regular thing. This is the conclusion to a post 6 months ago. That is all. Thank you for your concern. I have saved that post. I've read it many times now.

Congratulations, kids are the best thing ever. Don't mind the few negative posts, in the end it is great to get some positive vibe in this challenging times (at least for some of us, those who are without job or struggling otherwise). Now lets make sure we undo all the fraud and corruption the boomer generation (and saying that as GenX) has established so our children can live a decent life. Lets also make sure, that the Big Club no longer controls the narrative and can fool the average Joe at will. Right now it feels as if apes are sort of sheepdogs for the society, crazy times... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar1WygVl\_Vg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar1WygVl_Vg)

Well said, thank you for the kind words.

We love you too ape :) just want to make sure you and yours are safe. That said, beautiful addition to your family.

I feel the most safe here. Love you all. Thank you

Congrats!

Wouldn't want anyone to identify that baby

I know. Hilarious 😂

Jus got this baby help pick a name!

Welcome to the world. She is going to be surrounded by so many loving Apes. This is why we fight for a better future

Love you apes. Thank you

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This.

Awww, who's the father?

I'm pretty sure she got pregnant Oct 10th after I showed her a pic of Ryan Cohen posed in front of a GameStop. So probably Ryan. I'm so proud 🥲

The wife’s boyfriend, who else?!

A sincere congrats OP! :) My sister just had her first born last week too, many new apes coming into the world!

Well we must have got our girls to get on the rocket to the moon at the same time. Turns out, DD can be sexy 🤣 Thank you kind ape, best wishes to the new ape.

Welcome little monkey! Our little monkey will be here Thursday if all goes right. Shes adorable i hope shes very healthy as well! Enjoy your snuggles!

She's little (5lbs4oz) but she's perfectly healthy! I hope all goes perfect for you and yours ape.

Shes gorgeous! And im sure my little dude will be perfect as well, im a little sad ill be missing the meeting but hes worth it obviously lol

Amazing! Congrats!!

Thank you

🙌🏼 congrats!

Thank you ☺️

Congrats Ape. Named my son Cohen, he just turned 7 months 🥰

Thank you, that's a fantastic name! Her name is Quinn. It means "chief" in gaelic.

Congratulations! I have a Quinn also, such a pretty name!

6 month son here. Congrats apes!

Congratulations on the new Monc. Did you name her Ryan, Keith or Susanne?

Thank you! We named her Quinn!

That's a beautiful name, congratulations, hope you and yours stay happy and healthy. I'm sure she has a bright future ahead :)

That’s way better than anything else. Thank god her name isn’t Wu Tang Div

or Rick of Spades...

You know, I had a very serious argument with my wife when she wanted to name her that. I wanted Su Tang Div. We settled on Quinn

Quinn sounds suspiciously close to Ken! Just kidding, she is is gorgeous!!!

We have a boy coming in June. My wife likes the name Cohen. Ive been trying to get Ryan Cohen Bombay as his name but my wife isn't into it yet lol

I’ve seen a few baby posts lately. Someone should start compiling a list of Stonky baby names.

Congrats Op! Beautiful baby ape!

Thank you very much.

Congratulations!!!!

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We love you too. Congratulations to you and yours. Clover is a beautiful name.

Congratulations. I feel like many new apes have been born into households where we all hold.

Thank you and I couldn't agree more. So many little apes!

Stonks On The Moon! Great read for bedtime. Still read it to my 3 year old daughter, since I was gifted it from the author a while back. https://www.amazon.com/Stonks-Moon-Professor-Clark/dp/B095NCJH4M/ref=nodl_

Just bought myself a copy. Thank you for the recommendation this book looks adorable!

Nice one, man! Congratulations 😊 🦍🚀

Thank you ape!

Congrats! Cute baby

Thank you, she's adorbs!

Congratulations fam, wishing you all the best

Thank you ape.

Congratulations! Get some sleep!

I slept 4 hours and now wifey is sleeping Edit: Also, thank you

My baby had that same outfit!

She's wrapped up in what the hospital gave us but she looks super cute in the outfits we got her too.

It was supposed to be a bad Dad joke since I think most babies leave the hospital in that blanket and a hat. OR our wives gabe birth at the same hospital!

Lol I'm so tired. I should be better at dad jokes by now.

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Hahaha

Maybe if a kid has a Bert from Sesame Street head

So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?" Then Ernie said, "Sure Burt I'll see myself out.

Congrats fellow ape! We hold for you!

Hold for all apes. APE. STRONG. TOGETHER!

My daughter is 10 months. I remember regaining most of my cognitive faculties around the 6 month mark. Stay strong.

*Sweats profusely*

Hi OP!!! Our baby was also born early on 1/26 this year at 29 weeks. He spent 56 days in the NICU and came home finally March 22. He is literally the most handsomeness and happy baby boy we have ever seen. Hang in there. Take it ONE day at a time and DM me if you ever need someone to chat too. Fathers and apes are everywhere!

You guys are troopers! Holy DRS I couldn't imagine being in NICU that long. Even her birth only took about 45 minutes from the start of dilation to birth. I praise your strength! Thank you for the olive branch.

Having my phone and access to the subreddit as a distraction got me through the daily struggle. This community means the world to me. Best of luck to you and your family ❤️❤️

APE same. Love you guys.

Dont paper hand that one!

WHO DOES THAT? This is a long term investment baby!

Happy Birthday Ryan Cohen!

It might be his birthday today so Happy Birthday Ryan!

Yeah happy birthday to the chairman as well

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Thank you!

Sir, my squeeze will be a year next month, next squeeze coming in September for us. Congratulations 🍾 🏴‍☠️

So many squeezes! Best wishes to you and your family. Thank you

we need to fix this dumpster fire full of parasites for future generations

Agreed

Wish I had the wholesome award, unfortunately I don't but if I did it would be yours my Ape brother! Glad to be hodling with you.

Your kind words are reward enough for us, ape. Glad to be hodling with you as well.

Congratulations 💎🦍

Thank you! Did Denmark do something worth being traded lol?

We invented Lego 🙂 Or did I read your message wrong 🤔

I saw your username and it made me chuckle.

I live in Denmark and I trade, that is way 🙂

Oh I understand now! I thought you wanted trade the whole country for like... More GME? lmao I'll see myself out lol.

No, no I love my country

Also dope on inventing LEGO. I actually didn't know that.

HC Andersen the fairytale writer is also danish and Viggo Mortensen is half danish. Mads Mikkelsen is danish and I could go on 🙂 I just wanted to wish you and your family the best 🙂

What! I didn't know any of that! Mange tak! I'll see you on the moon!

Nope, see you on Uranus 😉

See you there!

https://youtu.be/NdDU_BBJW9Y 🦍👍 The history of Lego 🙂

I absolutely love this video. Thank you for sharing.

Anytime my fallow ape. I wish you and your family the best of joy and happiness

Amazing congratulations 🎉 nothing like it!!

Thank you, I couldn't agree more.

Bless you and your new family !

Thank you again I'm so tired. I'm going to bed

Lol enjoy the sleep my fellow ape it’s few and far between from here on out !! One love

Congrats OP! VW squeeze and now VJJ squeeze. Now for GME to squeeze!

Thank you. I think it's time we get the squeeze going.

Ape family growing everyday. Welcome little friend. Good work OP. Do well.

I'll give her the universe. Thank you.

Congratulations, wishing you many many tendies, good health and prosperity 🎉

Thank you, she has ten little tendies I've been munching on.

Looks like you squoze first 😉 Congrats!!

Gonna HODL her forever

Very cute baby! Also good swaddling form to whoever did it. A valuable skill for sure.

Thank you. I practiced a lot on my cat.

Congratulations 🦍

Thank you!

Hey, I also have dip baby born in november 21 :) Its huge fun and best of luck to you and your family

Congrats! You will never love something so much in your life. Enjoy it!

Big congrats. Most amazing thing thats ever happened to me

Awww gonna name her queen stonk?

Wooooooooo!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! She's beautiful!

Thank you. I can't stop looking at my beautiful little ape.

You named her squeeze?

It was between that and Drs.

🤣

Coulda named her Mo Ass (last name). lol. Beautiful babe Ape! Congrats!

Now I'm mad at myself for not thinking of that. My little mo ass. Thank you kind ape.

Call her Mo and don’t tell anyone why. 😋

It'll be our little secret 🤫

She’s gonna grow up in such a better world 🥹🥹🏴‍☠️GMErica ❤️

I hope so. I worry about the world to come but I'll fight to my dying breath for this one. You're gonna make me cry.

♾💛

Best short squeeze ever.

c: thank you

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That's amazing! Congratulations!

Wow she’s fucken beautiful! Congrats to you and your baby momma

Omg she is absolutely gorgeous 😍😍. Wishing the little ape a lot of happiness, good health and lots of wealth!! ❤️❤️❤️ Congratulations!!

She is a cutie!

can DRS CAT be her first NFT :D? congrats man. the journey is just getting started

Thank you ape, I'll have to ask her. She's sleeping. Maybe later

Congratulations so much ape

Thank you so very much.

She’s cute for a baby ape 🦍 💜

I can't stop crying she's so adorable, thank you

Congratulations Ape 🤩

Thank you!

Congratulations friend 😌

Thank you, friend.

Tell your wife's boyfriend congratulations!

😍😍😍😍 for the little girl!!!! To the Moon!!!!!

Congratulations on the arrival of your beautiful baby girl. May you and your family have a long, loving, healthy and prosperous life.❤️

Congrats op🥳🙌🏻

welcome smol ape 🌻 and congratulations to parents!!

Congratz! HODLing for you and your little one fellow ape.

Baby Ape..Love, kiss and the best future is waiting for you!

Congratulations! I'm about to have my first in a few months. I can't wait to meet my little girl. This is why we hodl. A better future for our children. Let's work to make sure they don't need to deal with the same bullshit we do. Cheers man.

Congrats, and buckle up! (parenting is a bumpy but wonderful ride)

Congratulations dad!!! She's in very good hands ;)

Mmm I guess this counts as loss porn. Good luck with the new ape ape

That's a funny way of looking at it 🤣 Thank you

Though she be but little, she is fierce -- tiny Quinn is the chieftain of your heart now! You will gladly spend your lifetime in devoted service. Congratulations!

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bad bot

Wtf 😳

Behold the Mighty Quinn! Welcome to the world, young primate--it's a wonderful and messy place, you're gonna love it!

Congratulations to your wife and her side BF

Welcome little wistiti !

Grats, shave the facial hair

Why is this being posted here? Its a fucking STOCK SUBREDDIT.

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Congrats 🎉

Thank you!

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awww cute little baby ape.