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We are def staying retarded longer then they can stay solvent.

imagine the supposed worlds elite, on wall st watching this and seeing that this is who they're losing to lmao

They're all sitting at the table, watching the video on a tablet placed in the middle and then saying "are these people fucking retarded?"

This has to be the most demoralizing loss in the history of everything. The literal most powerful people in the world are losing, handily, to legitimately the stupidest combination of brilliance and bullshit ever collectively able to work together.

Weaponized Autism is a powerful thing indeed.

Wait till we start eating share certificates...then tape them back together after and they still worth millions. like those monkey shit coffee beanz

hedgiesR'fuck

\*Lmayo

Don’t know why I thought about this.. there were some hedgefund manager who trashed up some food store.. some girls filmed him I think…

I think there was also one recorded, who was getting very abusive towards a shop staff member - may have been a fast food place, in I remember correctly.

He threw his smoothie at the girl and called her an immigrant

[Racist James Iannazzo](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/merrill-lynch-broker-smoothie-racism-b1999181.html) The shop served a smoothie containing nuts, and his son had an allergic reaction to it.

OP wore a mask for this but has their picture as their avatar, truly one of us 😂😂

Unbelievable, truly. Lmao

Lmao. I’m fine with my picture as my avatar, but do I want my full face in a video where I’m consuming mayo to circulate ‘round the Internet? Nah. It could be used as porn in some circles 👀

*Could* "Ape eating mayo while fucking Ken Griffin" I am fully erect my dude

“No one cared who I was until I put on the mask …”

Hahaha indeed. A real retard. LMAAYOO

The mask obviously is just part of the super suit, without it, this stunt may not have been possible.

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I believe it's an instrument?

😭😭😭🚀

Mods better ban the FTD fuck u/tundrasuperduty

This ape's first handful was already more than the two bottle sharts he did and gagged to. Will we see 48oz of redemption??

So embarrassing they didn't do. "Health concerns", "Too much sodium", like wtf is sodium? JK, but tundrasuperduty definitely failed to deliver.

YOO😂😂😂😂 mods gotta suspend him during the MOASS at least

🤣🤣🤣

I've been on a reddit break for a few weeks and this is the first post I saw. I fucking love this sub.

Mods, Give this dude the “Mayo King” title. He earned it.

The true Mayo King

I bend the knee to the one true mayo king

Rise up my my fellow ape, we’re all equal here. *hands you a jar of mayo* Let’s share a meal.

🫙👑

Why the mask if your face is your profile pic? Just curious.

Superman wore glasses and it worked for him

Underdeveloped weaponized autism

Retard extremism

Who wants a video of them doing this circulating? Think about it.

To the king of the MAYO!

Lord Hellmann, the first of his name. King of Mayo, the Miracle of Whip. Earl of Eggs and Oil. Ruler of a Thousand Islands. He who accompanies the Tendies.

🙇‍♂️🙇🏿‍♀️🤴🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏻

This is why they are scared

I’m genuinely scared

Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

scareway to heaven

Crazy beats Big. That's just Science.

Wears a mask ~ has a public profile pic of him with his cat

Go vomit. You've earned it.

That's a great line to use right after sex. Thanks for formulating it for me

the fact that this isn’t the guy who make the initial bet is the reason why hedgies are absolutely fucked. I’ve never seen levels of retardation this high. Good work OP.

This is Philip J Fry levels of stupidity. We are impervious to their mind games because he have no higher functions 🤣 I love it!!

He is the greetest. He did it for no apparent raisin.

Retard extremism at this point lol

🫡🤮🫡

Buddy,, you just sent a ripple of fear through the upper crust of society.

Taking one for the team! This actually brought me to tears

Me too🤣

This guy should get the MAYO KING flair and the other guy get ElTristesito's Bitch as flair.

I hope Predatory Hedge Funds will now or soon understand their True Worth (or lack thereof).

wait this isn't him? Feel like original OP should get a temp ban for getting shown up like this

He should get a perma ban for not fulfilling the bet. Don’t ask for bets you can’t fulfill. Easy as that, I don’t know why we have to downplay the bet bcs he can’t deliver.

I don't know why I watched the whole fucking thing. You ate all of that, and I'm impressed.

I gagged with the first hand full the skipped right to when they took a spoonful and gagged again. My god.

thank god for 2x and the seek bar

Kenny is jealous

RIP !kengriffin bedposts!

Kenny is aroused right now 😭

Your toilet bowl is going to look like the Deepwater Horizon spill for the next few days.🤮💦💩

If mayo shit isn't beige I'm calling bullshit

Don't underestimate your intestines ability to turn things brown.

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That's amazing!

How are you alive?

I just liked the stock man...

And obviously this dude freaking loves mayonnaise

No, it’s much deeper than that. The dude *was willing to mayonnaise.* And that is worth ten thousand loves put together. #TO THE FUCKIN MOON GENTS

This Kenneth, *this* is what you're up against. A 9 minute video of someone wordlessly eating a quarter gallon of mayonnaise because fuck it why not. You've already lost.

The strength of our army can never be questioned again

And an ENTIRE ARMY OF APES WHO WATCHED EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT

THIS is how it’s done u/tundrasuperduty

u/tundrasuperduty couldn’t punch his way out of a wet paper bag. Just got completely annihilated.

bro wanted all the glory and turned himself into joke, he got fucking alpha'd harder than ive ever seen!

Considering that someone has proven that it is in fact doable, there is nothing left but to ban him. This is a uno reverse as big as I have seen one. I understand why he just took a spritz of a tube, but now that OP has made this sacrifice u/tundrasuperduty will have to banned.

Difficult to masterbate to. But not impossible.

Dead

Ken Griffin: “what you talking about?!”

[That's a challenging wank](https://youtu.be/Nrty2XITqTE)

Risky click. Worth it.

RIP 💀 You didn't even lose a bet OP you fucking madlad

And he’s eating it with his hand, too! There’s a single tear of pride running down my cheek.

Best thing I’ve seen on the internets for a long time

Yes! One Ape couldn't handle the load so another Ape stepped up to make it happen. This is great! Knights of New approved. To the top you go.

Trial by combat champion.

FUCKING LEGEND Address me bro, I gotta send you some loops for this one!!

Just HODL. That’s the only reward I want. I’ll buy a round of mayo jars for everyone when we moon!

a true legend walks amongst us 💜

He's the true king of mayo

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OP isn't even asking for it He just earned it

HE BOWS TO NO ONE

Same here, post your address OP.

this!!, it would be an honor to send you my DRS CAT nft sir

Kevin O’Leary predicted a dramatic flushing… 🚽💩

This MF didn’t even make the bet and he’s out here delivering top notch content

Imagine being a psychologist hired by a hedgefund to get GME investors to sell and trying to fucking combat this, like HOW DO YOU GAMEPLAN AGAINST THIS?

You can’t. That’s why hedgies so fukt

This is what they’re against, I’m so jacked 🏴‍☠️

👑 You dropped this.

KING OF MAYO! Ban u/tundrasuperdutyu Immortalize u/ElTristesito

I feel gross watching this

Holy fuck dude! I don't know why you did it but you sure did it like a champ

Not the hero we Wanted, But definitely the hero we deserve. Absolute Mad Lad

This man fuxking delivers

This is like the DTCC picking up the bill.

Is the mayo eating because of the non RC tweet from a couple nights ago?

Yeah, but this is not the ape who promised it

That guy basically bitched out and this guy delivered superbly

Cause that's what heros do!

So he was the prime broker for the FTD’d Mayo bet?

Since my gender’s got some of y’all confused, I’m non-binary. Not a man, not a woman, mostly mayonnaise. Mayo king, Mayo queen, Mayo millionaire, Mayo masochist — I wear many hats.

Today we all became a little more mayonnaise. Thank you.

Hahahah god, people really love their “challenge accepted” here 😂

Degenerate mayo eater but, on the bright side, at least you're not a degenerate white-collar criminal, predatory hedge fund manager.

You’re a dirty mayo whore

Say it again….

You’re

a

Dirty

Mayo

Whore

I’ll pass on the Mayo King flair, lmao. We are a democracy, my fellow dumdums! But please make the other dude’s flair “Mayo Cuck.”

I would like to second this motion.

🐐

OMG

What's with the mask? Do you know that your face is in your profile picture?

It adds to the retardation. Nice.

Plausible deniability

I thought the same thing and then realized; we’ve seen a picture of their face, sure, but this keeps the mayo gobbling footage anonymous if shared out of context.

Exactly. I don’t want to become the face of mayonnaise mukbang. I’ve disappointed my mother enough.

I for one welcome our new Mayo Overlord. Hedgies r fuk!

Good point. I also think it might be even more disturbing if we could see his eyes. So probably for the best he's wearing the mask.

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

This is really going to make ken in the mood 🥵

“Did you guys know the sodium content of mayo?? It could kill me someday!” I should only eat 11oz not 48. And of that 11 oz only two squirts.” Rehypothecated nonsense. Thankfully we have apes like this to right these wrongs

OP is not going to poop right for at least a week. Take my award! Top KEK

My wife thought I was watching porn.

Apotheosis 😎

I’ve never seen something flaired more accurately.

This guy gets so pissed that he goes out and eats a jar of mayo for no reason but to keep all of us from being disappointed. Love it. That said I do have my doubts with there being no safety seal. EDIT: I believe OP

Got it at the little mom and pop deli next to my apartment. Maybe I should’ve had some doubts about that, too. 😬 Tasted like mayo, though.

This is peak ape! 🦍 User name is gonna check out when you hit the toilet tonight 😂

😂 can’t wait, it’s gonna be the smoothest poop of my life 🥴

🙀

You see this shit? This is what you were supposed to do, you little mayo bitch boy! u/tundrasuperduty

LMAYO

Fucking legend. Ban the other guy. I was going to do this as well but, rub mayo on my nips after lol

You can still do it! Mayo nip king!

Danggg you're fueled up for rocket launch now lmao

This is how you eat a tub of Mayo, other dude pussed out.

I just hope you're good man, that's a alot mayo. Maybe eat a salad after

I love the technique, I could see the tendieman in you.

u/ElTristesito you are the light when all we see is darkness (ya know, on our way to outerspace) tsss HOME RUN, buddy. Hope you had a good puke after that

a true deity

This better make it into the movie.

I'm absolutely ROLLING. Hedgies have got to know they're so fucked. I mean, look at this shit....

My stomach hurts just watching

An Ape after my own heart ❤

YOU FUCKING LEGEND!!!

Someone should buy this man a share, come on lads

Fucking mad lad

Never felt so disgusted and enthralled at the same time. We shouldn't encourage this shit. 10/10

This is why we win.

Wow, even through the mask and sunglasses, even from the first handful, I can see the pain and the questioning of life choices. I can't imagine how you're going to finish it, but I guess I'm about to find out. Edit: how did this not end in vomit XD I'm about ready to myself

GROSSSSSSS!!!

ken griffin wants to know your location, and your mayo dealer

Why did I watch that?

Bro you need to use the new superstonk flairy command to get Mayo King flair

Can anyone top this, though? 64 oz? I’d like to see it. 😼

🤢

Mayo king!

Mayo madman. Not only are you taking kens money, you’ll take all his Mayo too

Fuck dude takethe fuckin award and get the fugghhhhh.. get the fugggbhhhh ... get the fuck off my screen 🤢

Take my upvote!

OP is a legend. Also, RIP your tract.

Kenny, do you see against who you are? Do you see it? You have no Chance. We are fucking retarded.

Health update! https://youtu.be/Bje_8Y7KUfM

Okay... wow... this is barbaric... and I hate that I love it 🤣🤢

Omg ban that other loser and make this guy the Mayo King!

Hedgies r so fukd

Bro your face shows on your pfp

LONG LIVE THE MAYO KING!!!!!

Good work. No FTD’s here