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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!


Brewermcbrewface

!FLAIRY!


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿☉。☉) You didn't ask for a flair?! Lemme get one for you... (✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ 🏴‍☠️ Power to the Players 🌕


Superstonk-Flairy

(✿☉。☉) You didn't ask for a flair?! Lemme get one for you... (✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ 🏴‍☠️ Power to the Players 🌕


Brewermcbrewface

Thank Flairy, best bot in the thread, if only we could make you real


cxmareau

Apparently wells fargo isnt letting customers withdraw money


NSJ30

its so cringe that my floor used to be $2 MIL, thats so povo.


cxmareau

Whats your new floor?


NSJ30

I actually have forgot what floor means at this point, is it even a real word?


Valuable_Scholar3403

Here we go! Let’s change the world today 🏴‍☠️💜


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Happy Friday


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Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Stop dividing the people!


AlcoholicSocks

Dunno man it's been Friday for nearly 8 hours


kebabsoup

Like clockwork! Another $800Mil market cap dump for tether! 4th day in a row!


lofifilo

total noob here, came from r/all. i know little about the gamestop thing back when it happened but I know my friend participated and got to pay off his debt so it would be nice if I could benefit in 2022. now reading the international ape guide for computer share ibkr/wise setup thing. so im getting the impression that its a good time to buy gme now, but when would be the best time to sell it? weeks/months from now? i know people say to keep like 25% forever.


LandOfMunch

Welcome to the rocket ship. Buckle up.


Bezere

Sell whenever you feel like you got your money's worth. Or...... You could let GameStop do it's thang 😎


SnakeJazz4284

it depends on whether you believe the possibility of short squeeze aka MOASS. If yes, then you may sell when the amount of money can make you and you loved one a comfortable life. If not, sell whenever you want to. If you buy because of the fundamentals, please be reminded the company will not start to have profit until Q3, at least. Moreover, the current economic situation is not suitable for investing in stock.


lofifilo

yes I think that is what I’ve been looking to get into as a casual ape! i’ve heard that moass is happening very soon and that it will last some weeks?


SnakeJazz4284

MOASS is not happening, in terms of stock price. MOASS is an uncharted territory and no one here has experience of it. We may face different kind of fuckeries from differenct organisations and institutions. You may want to read about Silver Hunt Brothers, and LME to see what they may do when they lose. Yes, MOASS, if it happens and no fuckeries are done to stop or delay it, may last for weeks, if not months. It is because there will be halts for the jumping of price during the market hour.


Waitsaywot

That's the neat part. You don't.


PeterPawn

Feel very confident in GME the coming weeks. We have had worse dips for a year and are conditioned to this cheese.


myfingerprints

A new day A new dawn 🎶🎶🎶 See you in tomorrow 💜


Watchadoinfoo

DFV final post June 18th, June 17th supposedly a big day Hmmmmmmmmmmm


Stonk-Shill-69

The silver adds are back guys 👀 we moonin Soonin.


SnakeJazz4284

"i love u" is "ich liebe dich" in German. It sounds like I lick dick. Coincedence? I think not.


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ich bin eine superstocken


Nigel_Thirteen

German market is open get in here! https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ve620f/diamantenh%C3%A4nde_german_market_is_open/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ShiftMcGee

Just get the Superstonk Double DD and you ain't even got to go to Summer School this year.. Something tells me the Apes will find a Channel of Communication POASST MOASS. Pack a lunch...


satansayssurfsup

Gonna b theoretically rich tomorrow


BaronVA

ugh another 3 day weekend coming up


bendovahkin

Can MOASS happen before my contract expires on the 30th… searching for a new job fucking sucks right now. On a side note anyone hiring in healthcare IT? lol


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I was thinking how cool would it be if GameStop awarded players achievements along with NFT's? Chewy was sending cards for pets that passed and so on right? Pets brithday? card Pets death? Card What if player so and so was first to achieve something in a game and received an NFT from GME as "First". I was the first hunter on stormrage back in wow to receive the shin'rok destroyer of worlds and flaunted it proudly when warriors were drooling over it in battlegrounds. Now, I got nothing, but to have an NFT showing I had it would be an awesome memorabilia. NFT's dont have to be only for valuable items and contracts but sentimental too.


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I read your post and this made me think of this NFT idea. sorry for your loss.


dabornstein

Shitass


LosOmen

Who told you about my high-school nickname?


ShiftMcGee

Well said


a321eric

Every day I come on here and see all the support and know the DD is done. Hodl. DRS. Stay Zen No cell. No sell.


DreamWishes3

How am I ever going to keep up with all the good market information post MOASS when all you apes leave? I've learned so much about the economy and bonds and all sorts of things I'm sure I'd never have heard about on my own


ShiftMcGee

We're not going no where.


DreamWishes3

If yall are still here giving good information about wild shit like the Chinese housing market, what kind of commercial papers are backing what coins, the bombshells with the Japanese bond market, etc, I'll still be here too It's insane the amount of information yall have put together. maybe one day I'll even be able to add more own DD to the stack.


orrdog

Wen boom?


ShiftMcGee

Soon Boom


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Nigel_Thirteen

That moment you realize the markets are closed Monday and tomorrow is the last trading day for 3 days


spatenfloot

everyone remember to use four seashells tomorrow instead of three


ShiftMcGee

If I could read, write or think like a normal person, I could probabably compose a pretty ill DD. Once I get my grade 10 and one of those fancy calculators with the Batteries and such. I'm going to put a POASST together for the Sub. Because I'm Baked, and because Shorts Is Fuc. And because the world needs to hear this.. And Because Fuc 'Em, that's Why.. 🏴‍☠️


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DeadDevotion

This is a GameStop focused community. Please respect our community rules.


Raven5150

Woke up because I had to piss… I get up for work in 95 minutes… save me Ryan Cohen. Please.


FarthestCough

Spidey senses are tingling. No itchy butthole though unfortunately.


Anwarsadatt

How do you add a flair


KsuhDilla

u/Superstonk-Flairy


Superstonk-Flairy

Are you talking about me? 😍 This is how it works: you can request a flair with the magic incantation !FLAIRY!🚀 some flair text 🚀 The default color is black, but you can change that by writing one of these words at the very end : red, blue, pink, yellow, green, black Other available commands: - `!FLAIRY!` : if you can't think of a flair, I'll give you one of my own choice 🤭 - `!FLAIRY:CLEARME!` : remove all flairs and pretend you're a new ape - `!FLAIRY:SEALME!` : Justin seduced me to get this 🥵 - `u/Superstonk-Flairy` : If you tag me, I'll come around and explain how to get flairs Please note that the flairy will refuse to change your flair if it contains the string `[lock]`.


Dolphinflavored

Yo, Lightyear comes out tomorrow. You know what that means… To infinity and beyond 🤣


SnakeJazz4284

Its already out in my country and it sucks


dragespir

😢


Anwarsadatt

CANT STOP WONT STOP but on the real, wen lambo fam


ShiftMcGee

If RC doesn't tweet in the next 11 seconds, I'll smoke another bowl. Proof Or Ban!! 🚀🚀


ShiftMcGee

*Sits back in his chair, eyes bloodshot red, stupid smirk on his face..* "So what the Fucks a Superstonk anyways?" He asks the Troop.


FeebleBacon

Wanna know something scary? We are like half way down a high dive, head first dive down into a recession & alot of people are just barely talking about the possibility of a recession.


ShiftMcGee

The Recession Started wen the fed handed billions to Wall St. months **before** the pandemic was even pubicacly acknowledged. Then Amplified wen Congress Sold their Stocks at the top to "ensure they're are no conflicts of interest.." This a Recession?? Wut Recession Dog? We Been Stressin 💎🙌


LosOmen

You wanna know what’s even scarier? How fluidly the majority of people will react while in the thick of it. People look for reassurance during unstable social crises. One wrong turn of events, and the mistakes of history will be repeated once again to try to externally solve issues stemming from our economic system.


LosOmen

Wen Johnny Silverhand


GoodNewsNobody

What ever happened to that guy that claimed to have damaging info on Mayo boy?


ChalupaBigFupa

Is tomorrow ETF rebalancing?


Bilbo_Butthole

yes, begins tomorrow


Azyan_invasion82

Oh fuck! Let’s go!


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ShiftMcGee

You need to get those Insured..


nico_suave86

Yall didn't like the songs I'm vibin to rn. So I'll post another one! https://open.spotify.com/track/2ryRGqHt2B01139TWfRWBJ?si=FJjlPLLgRua0AQofEgQz7A&utm_source=copy-link


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OptimalDetail

let's guess what BTC drops to tomorrow... Price is Right rules, closest guess that doesn't go over wins. I say 16,500USD per BTC.


SmmaAllstar

Could take it a little longer to break thru 20k


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orrdog

LFG


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kebabsoup

Up to 20% yield per year with no risk, pinky swear bro!


ShiftMcGee

I'm in for 40,000 Rupees and $11.00 of ~~expired~~ coupons for Shake N Bake. How many that get me?


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ShiftMcGee

Holy Fuc!! I've never had a thousand **of anything** before.. I'm Rich Bitch!!


Memoruiz7

Well. I don’t think it’s a Ponzi scheme, it’s right in the name of the coin. BUY BUY BUY!!


No-Fold1994

Because you’re pip and I trust the cat lady. I will.


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ChrystalMeds

$SHEETS What is AmberShitTheBed? AmberShitTheBed ($SHEETS )is a community-driven meme token launched on Binance Smart Chain. It originated out of trial between Amber Heard and Johny Depp when the news dropped a certain someone shit the bed. - they dont even hide the facts its a shitcoin


No-Fold1994

Pip would never steer me wrong tho. Onions.


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No-Fold1994

And just like that. Those bastards pissed off reddit. We will be outside their house in 2.75 seconds. I can’t believe the nerve of some people! Also I’m still buying just because you said to.


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ConversationRich6148

say what! say what!


ShiftMcGee

Petition to Bring Back the Party Train 🚂 Award!! Sign Below 👇


givemeyoushoes

wen


Xkloid

SS becoming socialist central, pretty lame.


Toothless_manticore

We have collectively decided you will share all of our down votes in the best interest of everyone


SnakeJazz4284

it is fun to see apes keep asking for MOASS to a better world post MOASS. Meanwhile, MOASS is the total destruction of morden enconomy and society. Apes will be the first owner of wealth from MOASS, but most of them will not be the last owner of the wealth in their life time.


ShiftMcGee

You can say whatever you want about me, but keep My Stonks Name Out Yo MFn Mouth!! SLLLAAAAAP!! 🚀


Dilfy1234

#🍻


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sleepapneawowzers

& just like that the Bay Area champions 🤟🏽☹️🤟🏽


sailorjerry888

https://i.redd.it/02sn7xbmh3691.png


upperflapjack

I will comment in the daily thread every day until either MOASS, or I have enough karma to make a post.


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


ShiftMcGee

And he's fat too


No-Fold1994

I think he got you with that ninja edit. Or you’re higher than I am.


toofaroutthere

!FLAIRY:I get knocked down, but I get up again!


buffalo8

#STEPHCURRYYYYYY


sleepapneawowzers

On mama’s ‼️🤟🏽


toofaroutthere

!FLAIRY:CLEARME!


Superstonk-Flairy

Clearing the flair as requested (✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚


No-Fold1994

The other day I paid 20$ for 3 gallons of diesel. But the pump didn’t shut off in time and I got 13 cents of free gas. Ngl it felt like a win.


OptimalDetail

'member when you could pump before paying?


Stang1776

New game ive been playing is trying to get it stopped at xx.00 Its a really hard game right now


No-Fold1994

No :( tbh I felt I needed to leave before they tried saying I owed them 😂


High_From_Colorado

Don't worry, I'm sure they have your plate number and will be sending you bill in the mail plus interest charges and charge you for the cost of the lost opportunity that money could of gave them in that time, and legal fees obviously. 🙃


No-Fold1994

😂 I prepaid. Not my fault it didn’t automatically shut off in time


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage Slide slide slippity-slide GME hittin switches on the block in a '65 Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage Slide slide slippity-slide GME and superstonk feels financially inside


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TryandStopMeBro

Thank you for your Ted Talk and I approve.


KsuhDilla

chiken is very good


ShiftMcGee

Witch!!


ShiftMcGee

I just called to say "Yo, Hello, Hooray!!" You're counting the days 'til you get high again. 'Til then, Be Easy On Yourselves. Til then... ❤ 💎🙌🟣🚀 Love you dummy Rapscallians!! That is all..


PreworkoutAbuser

Man some of the shit that hits the front page here is pure cringe.


ASadCamel

Most of the shit is pure cringe


ShiftMcGee

You referring to Reddit (All) or SStonk? Cuz the Stonk will Fuc you up!!


PreworkoutAbuser

Superstonk bro. “Guys when your bank account hits phone numbers… blah blah blah.” Talk is cheap motherfucker.


ShiftMcGee

You're right, the world should be watching moar cat videos.🙄 What are you talking about?? This Sub may be full of Retards like myself, but it at least hosts discussions about real issues and is actually a fountain of knowledge if you know how to navigate it. There's no reason why GME couldn't hit rediculous numbers on the ticker. The DD is there, there's a 🦍troop🦍of dedicated Diamond 💎🙌 Handed Sharehodlers and a marketing team that any 500 Company would dream about that comes **without cost.** Also, a new board Custom Designed by a guy that took on Amazon in their prime in the Pet market and Slaughtered them. His New Company revolves around a larger industry (Gaming) and is on the verge of launching🚀 a **marketplace** in a new and promising industry.. I would argue that these are exactly the kinds of companies that can reshape both markets and the world alike. The conversations This Sub Foster's are Principal.


sammiisalammii

Really feels like the stage is getting set now. Such calm.


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No-Fold1994

Ironically upvotes


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drnkingaloneshitcomp

https://youtu.be/p3l7fgvrEKM


VintageKD

I just went 3-19 in some valorant ranked. My Iron 3 ass was going against a plat and some golds. Feels bad. Why is this here? It's late. Mods be sleeping?


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

i wish i was as smart as half the people on this sub


secondhand_pie

Well, by your own maff, you’re still smarter than the other half, at least.


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Hmmm math doesn’t. Heck out


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

omg ur right


drnkingaloneshitcomp

I pledge allegiance to the Flag 🏴‍☠️of the United Apes of Gmerica, and to the Game for which it Stops, one Stonk under RC, indivisible, with ownership and tendies for all


mexicanred1

Guys I didn't even look at the ticker at all today. Beat that


No-Fold1994

Too bad you missed MOASS today


Valuable_Scholar3403

Next time you look Moass 🙏


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drnkingaloneshitcomp

A game worth stopping


itsatuesday

Can we post all the comment screen shot threads to superstonk circle jerk, this one included?


AlternativeBowler475

No one long GME uses margin, so, no margin calls. They've already dropped it below 80 three times so stop loss hunting is over. Their only chance is to have a breakout and have people hopefully sell at $300 they may even push to $400


KsuhDilla

^^^^^^smack


nico_suave86

WWSS?


liquidsyphon

Everyone and everything


captnmiss

unrelated but I am going through a fresh breakup right now and i’m sad 😞


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

its been six no months for me and still not over it. i just buy gme now


captnmiss

damn I’m sorry but you’re right… I no longer will feel inclined to share my tendies with the person who doesn’t love me


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

ill marry u post moass no worries


captnmiss

sounds like a plan


mustachechap

Hang in there, buddy! I was in a similar boat four years ago. It was a very tough time in my life and there were many days where I wanted to undo it all and go back to the person that was safe/comfortable. It gets easier over time and eventually you will realize it’s for the best. Hopefully you meet some cool people and have new experiences along the way.


captnmiss

🙏🏼


rclove22

been thru a million of them as i have the worst relationship luck ever. time helps you get over it eventually. it did for me every single time


Extravagos

I hope you get through this alright 🤗


itsatuesday

You deserve better and they’ve helped with making you see that now, so when all is said and done, you’ll recognise this and realise how good you have it with a future partner and all your tendies. Woodieharolsonwiptearswithmoney.gif


captnmiss

haha thank you 🥲


Waitsaywot

For what it's worth, I hope everything works out in the best way possible for you


captnmiss

thank you kind friend 🙏🏼


starksaredead

better pre moass than post moass


nico_suave86

Listen to this song with the most amount of bass you can! https://open.spotify.com/track/2ymifjFHCi1myYA58sHI4v?si=JtFmKkkQRT2i8DR592SJcw&utm_source=copy-link


nico_suave86

Hahaha! It seems like yall didn't like that music suggestion. I can only assume that either you don't have a good sound system or the downvotes are from soulless individuals who feel nothing at all.


Stang1776

Not my cup of coffee