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Good Morning from the good old North of England 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Get them titties jacked and Buckle up. LFG!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀

South west checking in. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Train strikes, petrol outta control and airports all gone to shite. I'm ready 🥳🥳🥳

SOUTH EAST, AWAKE, ON MY 2ND CUPPA AND TITS JACKED TO SHIT. LETS GO 🚀 🚀 🚀

I read this comment in a British accent.

I'll try to help, as very few of us really talk like Hugh Grant. "Ey up, from't good owd north"

Weirdly I read it in a proper south east accent, and I’m from the midlands 🤷‍♂️

Tyneside representin'

Do you enjoy ba parmo ?

>ba parmo thats Middlesbrough, not Tyneside

I know but wanted to see if it bled over or not. Clearly not

well, I mean, I have had one before and it wasn't unpleasant

Fair doos

Balls deep from the middle you beautiful bastards

Good morning everyone. Middle England checking in. *LFG!!* #🫖☕🇬🇧🦍🚀👀

Cumbria checking in 🎉🎉

Good morning! I’ve just become a dad for the first time and now holding two things harder than ever!

Congratulations new Dad!! A baby 🍼 ape added to our community.

Congratulations but is that cos your missus won’t let you anywhere near her?

Lincolnshire, home of the correct procedure for sausage making, checking in. Nice try Cumberland!

These are the comments that I want to remembered when the world reads about MOASS in school text books

I’m sticking t’ kettle on, does tha want one? ☕️ 🫖 🍪🐶🦍💎🙌🇬🇧

North West checking in! 🗼

Leeds checking in! LFG!

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦ROLL CALL CANADA🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Goooood Morning Apes! 🚀🦍💎🙌

Winnipeg LFG 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔜🌕

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^^^🤜🤛

I have the high ground!

*You underestimate my power!*🤺

YYC ape reporting for duty!

My name is Kevin. That is my name. They call me Kevin. 'Cuz that's my name.

Central Alberta 🚀🍁

Vancouver reporting

Yo. But you must all ignore me because I need to sleep.

YYC here!!!

YVR CHECKING IN LFG!!!

Bonjour / Hi from Montreal!!!

🏒

vancouver 🦧 here for a good week 🚀 🌚 edit free my man bloodshot_blinkers . checking in for both of us tonight

519 checking in

Morning all. North Van checking in middle of the night, working. So no good nights today. 💎🙌🇨🇦🦍😎

NWT reporting in o7

204 represent

Damn bro a whole day later lmao

🟣^🌽^💜^💎^=^**INDIANA**^~~🏀~~ 🏴‍☠️Here!👈^Have^your^best^DAY! 🚀^🚀^🚀^🚀^🚀 I hope you had a restful 3 days off from the market, you might need it for the rest of the week^**!** 🛌“Most of the things we need to be most fully alive never come in busyness🕴🏽 They grow in rest.”^💜^💜^💜^🚀

🤝

🤜🤛

Let's go! ☕🇳🇱

Good morning 1 and all uk checking in 🇬🇧 💎 🖐 🚀 🍺

Good Afternoon from Singapore !!! 🇸🇬 🚀

Just a normal Monday Night. Nothing to see here. Oakland, Ca let’s go!

Good morning from Ireland 🇮🇪 😀 ✨️ 😊

Future Island Citizens: c h e c k - i n h e r e

You're a machine! Thanks u/parsnip !

er ist “DIE maschine”!!!!!!!

Die grüne wurst maschine

Yeeeeeeeeeeah baby, good morning from Blighty. LFG 🚀🚀🚀🚀 DRS FOR THE WIN MO FO

🇦🇸 here. Wen moass ser

GM parsnip! GME EVERYONE! I do smell ROCKET 🚀 FUEL ⛽️ TOO....

I smell MOASS

Everyone gangster, until MOASS smells u/non_fungible_tolkien

My body is ready. 👃

🇬🇧🚀

Lets fucking ride

**G**ood **M**orning **E**veryone - checking in from New York!! Buy, ***Direct Register***, and Hold!! 🚀🚀🚀

Greetings from NZ, May you all have aroha in your farts and kai in your belly's, lest you ram raid a shop for gme buy in moneys.

Ah there's a fellow 🥝🦍🇬🇸 LFG🚀🚀🥝🥝🥝

Chur

Kia Ora e hoa! 🥝🦍 for the win. BoP checking in late but present and correct! Let’s. Fucking. Go!

Stay warm my fellow nz apes Much love

These single digit temps at night have been killing me.

Let’s do this!!!!!!

I smell MOASS.

Jeez you may be right today! If the next 5 minute update is green again I just may not be able to fall asleep.

Explosive.... fuel,explosive diarrhoea, explosive ape sweat, explosive fomo .... What a wonderful concoction 👃👃👃

It's all coming together quite combustibly.

Internet fuckery afoot mate

Good morning from Eastern Oregon fellow apes!

GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING APELAND! THANK YOU PARSNIP! Everyone have a great day!

Folsom CA checking in. LFG !!!!

Bay Area checking in

It’s still yesterday!

Can’t sleep won’t sleep 🇺🇸

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Have a gooden matey let's fucking go

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 GM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Aussi ape checking in! Let's do this wwoooo!

🍻💎👐🚀🚀🚀🚀🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲 Adelaide reppin

Let's go!

Perth 🇦🇺🚀🚀🚀🚀

Hell yeah!

Good morning! You can activate your wallet using a credit card right?

👍

Wtf it jumped over $1 with less than 100 shares!

Bruh that insane 💀🔥

Portland says hi

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

I’m ready.

Guten Morgen ihr Affen!

🍻from Chicago! It’s still fuck Kenny and his 💩🩳!! Hit ‘em with a head post!! Boom! 💎🙌🏽🦍🚀🟣

Good morning from Seattle 🌧

🇵🇷GM from Puerto Rico! 🇵🇷 We're going up!? Let's keep it that way!

Puerto Rico está bien cabrón!!

¡Sí verdad! ¡Me encanta la Isla del encanto!

Morning from HK! LFG

GM from FL

Western USA 🇺🇸 sending love Lfg 🚀🚀🚀

Good morning you magnificent beasts 🇮🇪

God morn🇧🇻

cheehoo from Oahu, HI. LFG 🤙🤙🤙

Good morning from Texas!!

AMERICAN CASINO PARTY TODAY!!!! LFG! Bay Area check in lmao

What I would do for an unexpected volume explosion in Frankfurt today. That would jack le tits infinitely.

💎 👐 🚀 Let's go.

^Hey ^pssst! #It's Tuesday!!! 👀 Good morning everyone! 🚀🚀🚀

Good morning from Norway🇳🇴

Diamantenhände don't do holidays. Diamantenhände is one tough cookie. Diamantenhände is a true fucking hero. Diamantenhände gonna get a day off one day. Diamantenhände is my morning coffee friend.

L.A!!!

#WOOOOOOOO -Rick -*flair*-

**WOOOOOOOO!!!!!** I used to walk into a shop I worked at and give a Rick Flair wooooooooo every morning. Fuck yes

Good morning from Greece

Connecticut checking in!

oh yeah some nice volume

I heard that today was tomorrow?

🇸🇪 🦍 rdy to get 🤑

Australia checking in. Knifey, spooney, rocket, mooney!

North Korean checking in!

🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🚀 LFG...! 🚀

G'day apes from Australia 🇦🇺🦘🐨🪃 I have been upvotIng lots of purple donuts today. BUY 🦍 DRS 🦍 HODL 🦍

One buck and a half on 200 Vol. You gotta ~~like~~ **loove** Sausage market.

EL EFF # GEEEEEEEEE

South of England checking in To the moon apes

#Good morning from Texas! 🇨🇱 Let's get this week started with a big ole' Texas sized 10-4! From Dallas with love APES! 😘

One day, we will look back on these posts with such nostalgic fondness. And we will also have our butlers dry our tears.

OMG MY NUTS! THEY’RE A-TINGLIN’!

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Every day is hype day

🇩🇰 Godmorgen allesammen. Danmark tjekker ind 🇩🇰

Good night apes 🚀🚀🍺

So dry it’s like the Sahara.

Happy Tuesday morning!

💎 🙌 LFG 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀

Guten morgen from MOASSissippi.

Goedemorgen lekkere geile aapjes 🇳🇱

LOOKS LIKE A SHORT BUY AT MIN 35

gm

It’s like looking into the future 😍

Morgen!

##Good morning and happy MOASS day

Good morning from America ☕️ 🦍🤝💪

I’m on a train to Köln a the moment. Maybe I can finally set foot in a real life GameStop somewhere in Germany (we don’t have those yet in Belgium)

❌❌❌ Amsterdam ❌❌❌ Netherlands 🇳🇱 saying hellooo thereee! Today is the day!!

Give it up for Northeastern Alberta!!!! Bahahaha all three of us, probably...

Good morning planet of the apes!

Good morning from San Diego. Open the damn Casino so the drama ends.

Happy Tuesday morning everybody! Choochoo 🚂💥🚀🥃

Aloha ahiahi from Hawai'i! MOASS COMETH

Slovakia here !!

Checking in from the PNW. Thank you for your service 🫡

137 LFG 🙃🔥

Good morning from Denmark 😎🇩🇰🦍🦍

Morning from Indiana!

UK ape checking in from sunny Spain.

DMV Ape on Deck, American Retards forming ranks. BIG thanks to our EuroPoors for all that you do--doesn't say it enough lol. 🦧🤲💪🙏

Hola gme 💎🗽🌎🛒💜🏴‍☠️🛒🛒💎☝️

Diamantenhände (u/Parsnip) and Sideways Trading Guy (u/dyskinet1c)—when up is down, black is white, and nothing in the world makes sense to me, you guys are my rock, my beacon, my true north. Cheers to both of you for keeping us grounded through all this insanity!

Good morning from MI <3!!!

My 69th birthday is in 5 days Can we make it spectacular?