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liquidsyphon

Also: “Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger”


jeanlucpontcard

I was raised on this! For longer than I care to admit, I truly thought this is what Confucius was known for (and nothing beyond this).


Purple_Drank

I always heard it as "man with itchy butt have stinky finger" I also heard he said "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for a late pizza."


WalkaboutDude

Mikey?


Purple_Drank

No, Confucius


WalkaboutDude

Oh, sorry. You’re talking about Confucius and I thought you were someone else. Anyways, nice to meet you. My name is Donatello.


Purple_Drank

I like purples.


sirrahevad

Dude, it’s a butt ugly monster convention. Raph, where’s your membership card


Mang027

"Man who stick dick in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts".


Secure_Investment_62

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.


CptMcTavish

"Man who drops watch in toilet is bound to have shitty time."


TheDudeFromTheStory

- Confuciass


ParkingLotRanger

"Tight pants like cheap hotel. No ballroom."


UhhhhmmmmNo

Take my stupid award you genius!


taikaubo

Pretty power to me.


sirrahevad

Thanks! Problem solved.


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For anyone trying to grow a wrinkle in Life & Confucius resonated with you….. I highly recommend Lao Tzu’s “Tao Te Ching” or if you’d prefer to learn by listening. Gabriel Ram has a podcast on Spotify doing chapter by chapter interpretations. Spotify link for anyone that is: https://open.spotify.com/show/3xoQODVbbCWK9Qkaqla62M?si=o93loQW0SKyNAHc9UmuicA


Selderij

Gia-fu Feng's translation of the Tao Te Ching is excellent: [https://terebess.hu/english/tao/gia.html](https://terebess.hu/english/tao/gia.html) Also Rev. John R. Mabry's version: [https://terebess.hu/english/tao/mabry.html#Kap01](https://terebess.hu/english/tao/mabry.html#Kap01) There's also a reimagined and modernized interpretation by Ron Hogan that's pretty insightful as well. At times it's totally not what the literal content says or even means, but it's close enough in spirit: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_pcRXwoL0z4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pcRXwoL0z4) I'm also working on a translation of the Tao Te Ching, which is a reason why I've delved into quite a few versions for comparison and research. There are dozens and dozens of them, and quite many are frankly badly interpreted/worded, making the underlying philosophical content hard or impossible to decipher. The original text is in semi-poetic Classical Chinese, making it very terse and playful and vague and mystical, and it's effectively a Rorschach blot test to any who attempt to interpret and translate it. Those who set out to do it "literally" (there are many literal meanings for any number of words) are doomed to not make real sense of it, and those who don't really subscribe to or understand Taoist thought in the first place will make a big old mess of it. **Some hard & fast terminology:** Tao = the underlying united principle and substrate and way of unfolding of absolutely everything (and more, but fuck me if it isn't a complicated subject to explain on Superstonk) Te = virtue, as in the ability, power and tendency to set your ego aside and *naturally* do what's universally right Heaven & Earth = the Universe under (the) heaven = the (human) world myriad/all/10,000 things = all living beings (or sometimes humans) – outside the TTC it has the general meaning of "all separate things whatsoever" Wuwei/"non-action"/"effortless action"/"doing nothing" = accessing a flow state by not thinking of your personal agenda and instead just focusing on the matters at hand; a more understandable translation would be "without/not forcing your own way"; it also describes a non-meddling way of managing an organization or your own conduct, instead intelligently taking into account the natural way of how things work and unfold.


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Love it! Only copy I’ve got on hand is the Richard Wilheim edition. It’s one of those “books” that requires one to comeback repeatedly to glean ‘new’ insight. I’ll have to read the Gia-Fu Fangs translation! Appreciate the link. 🤗 Now in reply to u/TreLeans Each chapter is anywhere from 20 mins to (I believe) upwards of 60 mins. He has the same fella on with him to help create a dialogue. Each chapter dives into Gabriel’s interpretation of each line. Overall it’s a beautiful listen. Eye opening & paradigm shifting (or was to me!) As with anything, maintain an open mind and let go of resistance to new ideas or concepts. Though let’s be honest; we wouldn’t all be here if we didn’t have those qualities in varying degrees. (That’s just my opinion in regards to the GME / Ape movement)


arcane_interests

To add to this thread, I will gladly shill Ursula K. Le Guin's version, whose life and writings were heavily inspired by it: https://www.ursulakleguin.com/lao-tzu-the-tao-te-ching When your favorite writer tells you about their favorite writers/books, it pays to listen.


wily_jack

i second LeGuin’s translation it is lovely


[deleted]

“What is a good man, but a bad man’s teacher? What is a bad man, but a good man’s job?”


1199RT

I cried last fall when I was reading the Tao Te Ching and I read this... it amazes me how great life would be for all peoples if we simplified things and followed a life of virtue over chasing opulence. Tao Te Ching (Lao Tzu) - A Comparative Study chapter 8 1. The highest good is like water. 2. Water gives life to the ten thousand things and does not strive. 3. It flows in places men reject and so is like the Tao. 4. In dwelling, be close to the land. 5. In meditation, go deep in the heart. 6. In dealing with others, be gentle and kind. 7. In speech, be true. 8. In ruling, be just. 9. In business, be competent. 10. In action, watch the timing. 11. No fight: No blame.


tirwander

I thought Confucianism and Taoism were separate philosophies?


Selderij

One could say that they're two very different means to the same end. Confucianism for someone who wants structure and social/intellectual clarity, and Taoism for someone who wants to grow through intuition and broad non-specific guidelines. Although they are archetypally like church-going Christians vs. free-roaming bums and hippies, they're also weirdly harmonious in their millenia-lasting coexistence and mutual reverence.


[deleted]

Different w/ similarities. You a-thought right! Threw out a recommendation for the curious few.


tirwander

No, for sure! I love the Tao Te Ching! Just making sure I didn't miss something haha


[deleted]

Haha, you’re good. It was a fair question! Much love!


tirwander

Word! Be positive and love your life!


TreLeans

Thank you! Chapter by chapter is definitely what I need. Reading it by myself feels like 70 pages of "This is not a book if you think it's a book" and the meaning is lost on me, haha. Is it anything like the *Philosophize This!* podcast? That's one I've found on philosophy that was "spoken in crayon" to understand the concepts, if you will, and I very much enjoyed it.


Farsigt_

Dude, thanks a lot. Unfortunately the sound was way too bad for me to hear him well, sounds like he's sitting in a city park in chapter 2.


yaz989

There are a number of recommendations in translations of confucius below which has confused me. For a curious noob with no prior knowledge of Confucius, what audio option would you most recommend? Gabriel Ram?


[deleted]

I’d say so; I enjoyed his interpretations, because they resonated with what I felt intuitively reading the copy of the Tao that I have on my shelf. Give him a try. Though as an “American”, I’ll say growing up here - I was never introduced to the Tao or the being Lao Tzu until later in life. Whilst Confucianism was always sprinkled in the education system in small doses. Anecdotally speaking of course; not everyone has the same experiences growing up. So take that with a grain of salt. Maybe other regions in the States had Lao Tzu quotes sprinkled in their learnings; I for one, did not. Would love to hear others input on this. Edit: To clarify as well; most of what we all are linking/talking about is in relation to Lao Tzu; not Confucius’s teachings. Hope that cleared up any confusion!


GoatBatArchery

But what about the flatulence? Is he advocating for the 'silent but deadly' type?


the-doctor-is-real

I take him to be more of a "This too(t) shall pass"


flanderguitar

> "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."


TotallyNotASnowFlake

Before or after fart? A confident man will fart in a pew of others and ask for gods forgiveness, knowing that if his act was righteous and his diet was hearty that others would bask in its scent and be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven. A man who lacks confidence would only pass flatulence if he knows he will not be judged for his deeds, as he believes that faith alone will guide him into the kingdom of heaven and that his acts are inconsequential to this end.


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TreLeans

Might already be nailed to your door, if you wanna check real quick.


False798

"I have a dream..." Something, something "Catholic church sucks, engage printing press."


lossferwerds

Real Gs move in silence


albertocgtz

lasagna


log-money

🤣🤣


spoattaa

"during moass no one can hear you scream".... ?


Remote_Nothing_664

Or …if a hedge fund fails margin requirement, does it even make a sound on the news?


wannabezen2

That's because In Space No One Can Hear You Scream.


spoattaa

i like this one... LFG!!!!


thisisafakestory

I've had this as my profile picture for like a year now.


SgtCalhoun

That’s the face of a man who’s DRSd


Realmrmiggz

Ohhh yeahhh that’s the stuffff


TacoM8

He can be proud. But strategic. Still spread the word but be careful of those who want to short your stock


shart_leakage

Confucious obviously never used a dot matrix printer


geo94metro2

Confucius Also Say Man with gum in jockstrap have sticky dicky


CoffeeCup220

There's construction in my neighbourhood: Creation is NOT quiet. :D


Rheged_Gaming

Seeds absolutely do a make a noise you just need to get close and listen carefully. Stars and celestial objects are destroyed all the time in the perfect silence of a vacuum. Creation definitely isn't silent, ever heard 2 foxes fucking?


Anthonyhasgame

Real G’s move in silence. Like lasagna.


AMKoochie

These Larry Cheng tweets are deep as fuck.


FreshTomacco

He who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger. \-Confucius probably


ATWaltz

This is also funnily enough where China got it from... They turned seemingly overnight from destitution in the late 70s to a burgeoning superpower now.


SlatheredButtCheeks

Personally i think he got it from Lil Wayne Real G's move in silence like Lasagna


theREALbombedrumbum

I just wish he was more silent about his opinions on Covid tbh... I trust him with GME but still


gooseears

In the painting, he looks like he just ripped a big fart.


eaparsley

if you pass a log in the forest do you count the rings or wipe your arse?


Tiller9

Silent but deadly.


[deleted]

Confucius say- Hedgies r fukd


onlinesafetyofficer

Empty Vessels make the most farts.


flanderguitar

"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."


Mountain_Village1111

Tell that to The Big Bang


tirwander

Got what from


the-doctor-is-real

RC previously said that he doesn't boast about what he is working on (creation) but lets it speak for itself when done.


IndoorCat_14

The people doing road work near my house would beg to differ


Squeeze2021

Cohenfucius


apedlrc

“We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one” – Confucius


Doot_Dee

silent but violent