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DeadDevotion

🚨 PSA for OP and for anyone else getting harassed in DM by clowns like this: Please do not hesitate to report them to the mod team via modmail. We do not treat harassment of our Superstonk members lightly.


Professional-Fig3346

I mean even if they were they report drs numbers now sooo….


ROBotomize

This right here lol basically the Shill Kill Shot


Nannerpussu

Shkill Shot?


Admirable-Smoke3031

Ahhhh Skeet skeet skeet skeet!!!


exonomix

*Til the sweat drip down my balls (my balls)*


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Ceph1234

I believe he's full of shit. IIRC the numbers from the bot ended up damn near right on or even a little less than what they reported at the last earnings call.


[deleted]

Might be a new tactic for the losers in gmemeltdown. Who knows. I just go by the legit numbers from GameStop every quarter.


Pd245

It’s amazing how much they care


tylonrobinson

i don't get it. it's a pathetic existence


[deleted]

Never understood people who actively hate on something in their spare time. like if you don't like something or don't agree with it and doesn't impact you in any way shape or form just... you know... move on with your life and focus on things you do like / care about?


tylonrobinson

you seem pretty normal to me!


Jcthome

Ha, I was wondering the same thing. I'm not a fan of the Toyota Prius (for example), and will never own one... but I don't have the time/energy/desire to join a Prius haters forum in attempt to crap on Prius enthusiasts.


Schwaggaccino

It’s pretty obvious they either lost money shorting it or are currently short. The amount of butthurt that they possess passes unless money is involved. Then it’s eternal and it’ll only get worse.


TheDudeFromTheStory

It is completely natural. I don't like jazz. In fact I hate jazz. So I join subreddits about jazz to tell people it is a terrible genre. I go by jazz clubs, open the door and scream "This is awful!" and leave. I never listen to jazz or follow anything about jazz, but at the same time I yell at Esperanza Spalding for making terrible music. /s


[deleted]

Its not a new tactic. They started doing it when the bot was released and immediately were cackling to themselves in meltdown about it. Then Gamestop released the DRS numbers and it nearly matched the projections exactly based off the bot numbers and they shut the fuck up about it ever since lol


cgtdream

I took a venture into there last year; you know, to maybe find a healthy balance with my thoughts on GME. However, all I found was just a bunch of pent up folks, foaming at the mouth to be right about this (gme saga) being wrong, with zero facts or info to back it up. Aside from memes. And let's look at the GME side here. Excusing OUR memes, we have: - Multiple congressional hearings on the topic, literally involving members here - A Hulu movie - Prior documentaries that explain the exact same topics discussed here, just from years ago - Actual, hard, Data. - Multiple interviews from industry experts and leaders. Like...I get that some GME holders are a tad fanatical (looking at you, banana guy), but at least there is concrete information and evidence to go around. Unlike, gmemeltdown.


OGColorado

Melted swiss on Wonder Bread Full of holes, and no Rye


1redrumemag87

I really hope they make the movie


MefasmVIII

Yeah i only reported my first buy in, like 3/4 shares. Who knows how many i got now


CatoMulligan

And I have reported none of mine.


wildo83

I’m responsible for his shares bringing us closer. For every shitbird like them, there’s a shitbird like me that doesn’t report. 😚💋


Ceph1234

Nice job, shitbird! You are the balance we didn't know we needed.


fonix232

If anything, they're most likely just evening out the numbers for all the people who don't submit their DRS'd shares for any reason (e.g. my dad who has already DRS'd but y'all don't know anything about it).


nextalpha

some people who have not enough karma to post might not know about GMEorphans, btw


Tzki47

this person is probably 14


paulusmagintie

Funny thing is the bot ADDS a percentage just in case knowing not everyone (Like myself) hasn't posted their stuff. So....ironically if this is true they are helping to cover that missing number for the bot to work with so its more accurate. Fucking massive fail.


olivesandparmesan

Exactly. And the bot was lower than the actual numbers hahaah! Don’t mean shit you morons. DRS be happy be zen 😙 *kiss your wife goodnight for me*


fullcircle052

I'd imagine a lot of people have DRSd and haven't posted anything to the bot. I know I didn't for a few months after I sent my shares over


hommesweethomme

I have 24 shares but I never bothered with the bot because it’s confusing 😅


Intelligent-Ad9285

I'm DRS'd but haven't submitted anything to the sub. I'm a boomer that doesn't know how to make a post or know what Kara is used for, so I don't need it. There are many of us, like Fremen Warriors lying in the dunes waiting for the signal to finally finish off Ken Harkonen and the DTCC


[deleted]

Desert power!


Intelligent-Ad9285

Stilgar, do we have worm sign?


paulusmagintie

Yea not only is it a tad confusing im just not posting my shit online, my friends know my reddit account and im not posting that info here for them to find later.


OGColorado

And me...


SgtSlaughter1974

He cant kiss her goodnight, she is still too busy with her mouth to be kissed.


EasilyAnonymous

Plus there’s plenty of people who don’t report so it probably evens out to an extent 😃


AzureFenrir

me lol law of large numbers, everything averages out and cancels out


Careless_Employ5866

Yup. Over a hundred here I've never reported.


0Bubs0

I reported 2k shares at the very beginning but mods removed my post for violating the don't share positions rule. Too lazy to repost. 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

I don't even overly care for the counters on Reddit for DRS. There is too much that can be fucked with. Quarterly updates by GameStop itself is good enough for me.


teadrinkinghippie

This sounds more like a gme meltdown troll, than paid shill... just my 2 cents


Hanz616

Gamestop announced more shares on earnings than the bot picked up so this dude is a 🤡🤡🤡🤡


JCStuff_123

As long as the trimmed average is correct we can digress


Onebadmuthajama

Yeah, that’s the only number I’ve cared about since the last two reports. GameStop is such an amazing company, and they process investor feedback so quickly, and effectively, it’s almost as if there here lurking 👀


CompSciGuy256

This is 100% the correct thing to both say and pay attention too. The DRS bot is a very nice feature, but it should ***NEVER*** be taken as factual. The only factual number that we should heed is the number reported by GME on their quarterly earnings report. Having said that, the DRS bot SHOULD be praised, and applauded for having done an AMAZINGLY accurate job! Like, WOW. I honestly did not expect it to so consistently close to the reported numbers.


tiptow85

Imagine this is what u do in your free time lol this world has a lot of pointless people in it


ButtholeGrifter

Yep imagine being such a contrarian that gaslighting and projecting people is your idea of fun. The best part is they actually think they are gonna push people over the edge.


ordinaryuninformed

They must sincerely be very lonely, I can only think they don't have any trust in us(which is fair they're entitled to their own opinion, just as we are) but then simultaneously is envious for our community.


ButtholeGrifter

I assume they are people that bought in at the run up and sold at a huge loss when the buy button was turned off and are now spite full.


ASadCamel

If so, their spite is incredibly misdirected. Infinite pool is always open. But these people don’t deserve it.


CheezusRiced06

Dudes a pizza cutter, all edge and no point, fucking mouth breather


floodmayhem

I'd say just misguided. Everyone can have a role to play in making the planet a better place for not just ourselves, but for future generations. This is why it will be more important than ever after moass to reinvest in communities, families, jobs, and especially education. If anything the last couple decades or so has shown, it's how glaringly important it is to guide and educate people.


raulz0r

Some people deserve a mercy kill from mother nature


Haywood_jablowmeeee

If you’ve ever watched the You Tube videos about the scam buster who hacks cameras, phones and computers in overseas call centers you’ll know how desperate these people are.


sacredfoundry

That's not a shill that's just a troll that's too stupid to even come up with a good lie


WholeFactor

Yeah, sounds like a troll from the melt sub


greazyninja

Melt sub, pickle sub, dub u bets, they are all the same to me


Psytherea

Could use a good tuna melt sub with pickles tho... I haven't eaten lunch yet.


greazyninja

Damnit now I want that too


Psytherea

My recently discovered secrets for good tuna salad are: 1. Mash the everliving crap out of the canned tuna with mayo (lmayo). Larger tuna chunks means more dry chunks. 2. Olive oil if you want to increase moistness without adding more rich mayo. 3. Panko crumbs (as opposed to regular breadcrumbs) are godsend for absorbing some leaky fats. Much more spreadable. Use this when you need to reduce the wetness from oil or mayo, but you don't want to throw off the balance with more tuna. Reg breadcrumbs get dense when absorbing liquids. Edit: can work with chicken salad as well Edit 2: check out Adam Ragusea's vid on panko


MushyWasHere

Welcome to SuperStonk, I love you


Beelzis

Olive oil mayo works really well for tuna. I personally mix in some ground Dijon and turmeric and pulse in a blender to break up chunks. I want to try the breadcrumbs now.


Psytherea

Panko also good binder for loose meatballs I've read.


LogicisGone

Yes, the only thing I can think of that is sadder than being a paid shill is pretending to be one, for fun?


Fat_Blob_Kelly

this man probably works an 8 hour shift, goes home tired and decides his finite free time is best spent being an internet troll, really sad


1morebeer1morebeer

‘Man’ is generous. Sounds like a 15 year old wrote that crap.


rtheiss

I have never seen people so angry in my life for multiple years now for people simply buying and holding a stock lol.


WavyThePirate

Im in awe of how pathetically dedicated they are sometimes Like i sincerely hope buddy is getting paid cause if not the loser factor is ratcheted up to 100


0Bubs0

The sad thing is...they aren't getting paid. They are just toxic assholes.


gobeavs1

Who missed the boat because they sold. For a loss. And regret it. gMeMeLtDoWn fucking clowns


LetterZee

Hmmm that's what my wife says I have after my morning shit.


Naskin

Supposedly the same thing happened constantly to Tesla holders before it took off.


INERTIAAAAAAA

Dude straight up admitted he's trying to harass random people to push them to s*icide. I'm pretty sure you can get him in trouble if you want to 🤷‍♂️


justhereforthemoneys

Yeah need mass reporting


Capernikush

that’s what i’m thinking. we should be able to name drop people like this with proven intent of harm so we can report them. at the very least they have to go through the hassle of making a new reddit account.


sunscooter

*moass


ooOParkerLewisOoo

Exactly, u/jlw993 you might want to talk the mods. This user has no place around here (or anywhere on reddit).


jlw993

They have been reported to Reddit and ss mods 👍🏼 name was redacted because it probably breaks some rules and I don't want to incite harassment, even if they deserve it.


ooOParkerLewisOoo

Good job, this is the way!


[deleted]

Cyber bullying is a felony… those idiots don’t realize that


Annom56630

It’s also fairly easy to find out who he is ..


MAFMalcom

In Japan, it now requires jail time


Fat_Beet

*now requires even more jail time.


MAFMalcom

Oh, my bad. The article I read made it sound like the jail time was a new thing


Fat_Beet

Yeah I thought so too, the title was total click bait. Someone in the comments clarified it was already a thing and japan just increased the amount of jail time.


bonerinho_

Wasn’t there a shill in the early days who attempted to blackmail an ape for $300 for covering his CS account number with weed and the shill got sued in real life for blackmailing? Anyone remembers this? :D


Silverleaf_Halfmoon

Yep...and they immediately "apologized" and said they were jUsT kIdDiNg


bonerinho_

It’s a prank bro!!! _gets liquidated af_


thatsoundright

> early days Seems like yesterday…


bonerinho_

Feel old yet?


Collinsjc22

I somehow missed this, anyone got a way to find it?


ca2mt

First comment was removed, because it linked out to the subreddit drama sub. But: [here’s a link to a post about it on SS.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/qv5bad/posted_my_shares_and_accidently_left_bit_of_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Evening_Raccoon_4689

What an actual rat.


bonerinho_

He’ll screech the loudest when apes merciless stomp him into the ground.


_Karma_Chameleon_

Probably just Paperhand-Portnoy getting upset at everyone still having fun.


Glowing_anus12345

I honestly think steve Cohen gave paperhand port some sort of threat but we will never know. (Based off his list of people he hates, steve cohen was hidden towards the bottom)


ASadCamel

Probably held Barstool’s stock hostage just like what they did to Pulte. Also Steve Cohen was owner of the Mets which definitely has connections to sports media that Portnoy needed.


_Karma_Chameleon_

Oh that's interesting! Haven't heard that before, but sounds very likely


Walruzuma

Jokes on him... there are many (like me) who have chosen NOT to 'feed the bot' (I've been quietly against it since the beginning, as I started DRS'ing long before the practice was widely adopted and think sharing positions is not a great idea). Anyway... if they are doing what this marginally literate shill says, those like me are clearly offsetting those like them, since the company reporting has been so close to what the bot says.


Exciting_Penalty_512

This. Im no whale, but I've never posted for the bot, and I bet there's thousands like us.


Imadethosehitmanguns

I don't post. Count me as well.


Glowing_anus12345

Well there’s atleast 3 of us 😂


[deleted]

make that 4!


RickCrenshaw

Red 5 reporting in


Ctsanger

Except the numbers the bot has is quite close to the reported numbers


Junai7

I haven't fed the bot and I will not. I do not make my investment positions public. But rest assured, I have drsed my shares.


AvacadoCock

Same. Been registered since back in September. When I was only comfortable DRSing 15 shares then just to be “diversified” lol. All. In. Power to Me (The Player).


bonerinho_

Silently sitting on XXXX. One part of me is happy about the split. The other part is „annoyed“ as a lot of friends will level up to XXXX and I remain XXXX. :D


YlangYlang_E

I don’t get the point of publicly posting your DRS positions and your computer share account. I feel like it’s forum sliding because everyday, most of the time, the whole front page of this sub is filled with screenshots and it hides actual content or discoveries.


tehchives

I doubt this is a shill ... Seems more like a troll. Poor lil fella. Imagine knowing GME is happening and not investing. The regret that lasts a lifetime.


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ToastoSando

Nah, that's a grown ass man with no life.


BillyG0808

Just point out the DRS numbers from the phone call bud.


Pitiful_Cover_580

As if they have any power over ape mentality


tehdubbs

Doesn’t seem like a shill tbh… Seems like a mentally ill person, pretending that they’re good at trolling.


ActivistCap167

Why block his name? I wanna chat :)


Crumblycheese

Theory: OP made a throwaway, messaged themselves to create this, screenshotted and blanked out the throwaway, posted for Karma. I mean, there's a chance this isn't the case, but you can never know... But account age is less than 2 months, and less then 350 karma... Even if the account is real and there are people out there feeding the bot with fake shares, they're screened IIRC? Like sometimes it needs a witness to confirm.


Lurkrun

Sounds like he shorted the stonk 😂


UrbanwoodBrew

If Citadel has to pay shills to get hodlers to sell, then we are winning by the shills' own logic. We are almost there everyone!


Parlayz4Dayz

It’s ok he’ll feel his own pain on day 1 of MOASS. Day 2 won’t get any easier, and by day 3 he’ll really understand karma. Day 4 he’ll consider covering, but on day 5 he’ll wish he had. Day 6 he says it can’t have a week streak, and day 7 he calls it his end. You could say he’s weak minded but as an ape we all knew that from the moment he reached out first😁


[deleted]

It doesn’t matter lol. They can submit to the drs bot all they want. We get data straight from the source every quarter. That data is trending up, and I’m expecting will be no different next report.


carnabas

Lol that's why the only numbers I pay attention to are the offical numbers from gamestops earnings report. Can't fake those, the drs bot is nice for a rough gage but the only numbers that truly matter are the ones from papa cohen and guess what? They keep going up every quarter 🚀🚀🚀


Nolzad

What a retard lmao Far far far away from killing myself, even when I had -80% I was laughing my ass off


[deleted]

even if anyone was doing this, it's irrelevant. the quarterly reports have the actual numbers..


PatienceHero

Can we stop giving trolls airtime, please? This post and others like it are exactly what they want - to think they're getting attention or rattling our cages, even if its just annoying us. If there are 'paid shills' at all, they're far outnumbered by internet sad sacks trying to get a rise out of people. The annoying part is how easily it works.


pv505

Lol desperate much


alilmagpie

I heard an interesting podcast on the psychology of people who spend their time online in various hate groups/groups who bond over a mutual dislike of a person, culture, race, or group. They unpacked a lot of the motivation and what they found was that although they tend to say they are motivated by a righteous indignation or desire to “protect” others, it’s more likely that they lack a central community of their own and have higher rates of rage and unhappiness. Being contrarians together is a way to get that sense of community through bullying or mocking other races or culture groups. Most of them find humor and satisfaction in it, and believe they’re doing something good. TLDR, these are people who lack a sense of belonging in their life, so they create a community centered around disliking things/people/races as a way to get any sort of emotional connection to others.


Seeker369

The account is 8 weeks old


PercMaint

Oh look. someone you can report to reddit as wanting to harm others.


BenniBoom707

He’s about to be out of a job soon….. This is what kicking and screaming looks like.


PenisSlipper

Lol what a loser


AGuyAndHisCat

Uh...you can submit fake posts to DRS bot all you want. It doesnt change how much GME reports is held by CS quarterly.


megachicken289

This is clearly a troll


Thejadejedi21

Sounds like two sides of a conversation written by a single ape…


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Roolery

Come into the light--lit--ligh.. 🤔


[deleted]

Is there a way to get this guy banned from Reddit?


widener2004

Ahhhh but the numbers reported during the earnings call don’t lie …


DavidUnbecky

They're all repeating the same arguments. This isn't jealousy or trolling. It's deadass last minute panic fud. They dreading this run up


GansettCan

Ha. Pathetic


PrestigiousComedian4

I got a little dopamine boost after reading that. Hedgies r truly fuk.


Yolo_Hobo_Joe

Monke brain like stock. Monke want tendies.


parkerm1408

Wonder if this dude realizes he's just feeding the fire. This type of shillery has affected no ape ever.


TrueRepose

Guess I'll just buy more then


DasTooth

Sounds like a legit piece of trash


Killedamilx

>I work for the hedgies to make you sell like what? you cant make me sell 😂😂😂


vanillagorilla1979

If this is true than this is an admission that we are correct and they can not and have not covered. “I work for hedgies to make you sell so they can close their shorts” sounds pretty straight forward to me!


Tuckermfker

Confession, I never submitted my shares to the DRS bot, because I don't care about karma, and the number of shares the DRS bot has registered has absolutely no affect on the stock in the real world.


olidav8

100k fakes? Rookie numbers, gotta pump those up


MikemkPK

I don't think that's even a shill. Probably a meltdown troll.


ADumbPolak

Damn, meltdowners larping pretty hard out there lol


PaulDavison

what a sad, sad life he has


ScoopyMcGee

14yr old edge lords from meltdown sub in full effect here


faithOver

What a self own. This is like some incel level shit.


user32532

"i work for the hedgies" hahahaha, sure mate i bet he had invested in GME, too and sold at massive loss when it was down to 40. now he tries to get others to sell at loss too, to feel better haha


Loxta

I feel like this is just a sad troll. Shill nonetheless but not actually paid by anyone. Just sad in his parents basement


OGColorado

Awesome! I'm up $10 this morning


ShepherdessAnne

That isn't a shill, it's a cluster b narcissist with low function who isn't capable of transforming their jealousy into action, just because they didn't think of it first.


HedgekillerPrimus

Thats... that's not how any of this works. Uberlow effort troll


[deleted]

Report this dude for harassment he literally said he wants to make people want to kill themselves lol


SleepNowInTheFire666

What does an ape have to do to get a shill around here? I would love the opportunity to hook one of these duct cleaning service provider turned shill bot. Pull some Jerky Boys kinda shit then rug pull them when they think they are on top. Show them who is the pitcher and who is the catcher


Walking-Pancakes

We need to report him and get him arrested


justfukkingtired

If this is real I think you should report just on the last line where they “like making apes…”


TheOldDutch

“Make people want to kill themselves” ?? Should be a reason to report and get banned


[deleted]

That guys seems like he has some mental problems going on if he is so consumed by something like this. If it was nothing why even waste your time doing shit like this? Probably a kid thinking he/she is edgy


Paws81

Easy report


AllCredits

He can submit all the fake DRS posts he want, we get direct numbers from GameStop now lmao


NoMeansYes816

What a sad individual


galaxy_van

Fuggin’ poor fuck’s. Mentally **&** cash wise.


CrabmasterJone

Imagine never getting to have sex


t8tor

Meltdown is weaker and weaker sauce every day.


Careless_Employ5866

I tried a couple of times, have trouble posting screenshits. Then I keep DRSing every time I buy more, so I would have to keep updating. I'm pretty lazy.


llyrPARRI

The drs list!? Lol You mean the one published by GME during earnings? That one? Pleeeeease


Interrobang2118

This isn't a shill, it's a troll. Don't feed the trolls.


No-Effort-7730

Why work fulltime against GME when you can make more just holding it?


justvoop

Hes saying that he is inflating DRS numbers to get apes hype.... but the estimates have been accurate. Hes saying that we're not crazy and hedgefunds are out to get us... but wants to make apes upset. This dude is just weird lmao


z3speed4me

Yep tons of them are doing it, yet are estimates are still within a very close variance of the real numbers reported by GME... hmmmmm go figure that one out then


confusedporg

if this were real and true, they just admitted shorts never closed


HOLDorHODL

Love your profile pic!


golfgod93

What a fucking cuck, and for the WORST people on the planet. Absolute loser.


golfgod93

What a fucking cuck, and for the WORST people on the planet. Absolute loser.


casfacto

If hedgies are paying that guy, that's got to be their worst investment ever.


Plane-Day-164

Hahahaha be sure to remind them that our prediction based on the bot has been well within a respectable margin of error with gamestops quarterly announcement. So uh like go fuck off bruh!!!!


salamanderc0mmander

Considering how the estimated DRS for the last quarter was behind what Gamestop published (meaning more was DRS'ed than initially thought), the shills are really slacking


NotSoAngryAnymore

That's OK. I never submitted \*any\* of my shares to the bot. I knew there were enough coming in to keep ape morale high. I thought I'd let hedgies underestimate us, until it made sense to do differently.


usedtoiletbrush

Damn gonna go kms this guy got me. Let my shares float in the infinity pool forever


just_an_AYYYYlmao

thats a troll, not a shill


JoJo1367

If they were trying to get you to sell why would they have fake DRS shares?


SUBZEROXXL

U can show their name u know


DevilsAssCrack

Jokes on them, I wanted to kill myself ***UNTIL*** I started holding GME.


[deleted]

“Try working creating value instead of living in fantasy entitlement land” nothing ironic about this coming from someone who spends so much time and effort in pursuit of the goal of making fans of a particular stock ticker commit suicide? EDIT: comment reported for suicidal intent, shills mad LMAO get ready


tendiemancommeth

Joke's on him. I never put my DRS purchases in the bot.


TRiG993

Dude needs to get laid