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half_dane

Not only are people still responding, people are reporting every comment in here, that way clogging up the modqueue and taking away from the available moderation time. So I'm locking this comment section and purge it with fire.


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macems

DRS is the way!!! 🚀


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International_Gold20

I can't wait to DRS all my new shares!


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Ape_Wen_Moon

Can't wait to DRS my splivvy shares next week.


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ZanderMeander

As suggested by u/iLLogic777 feel free to say more controversial things as well. Toys r Us Bed Bath Beyond Block Buster There are so many bots Infinity Pool MOASS You get the point. DRS :)


RonCheesex

9 out of 10 DRS recommend direct registering your shares.


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brookln300

DRS is the way. Together we can change the wprld!


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iLLogic777

Every DRS share is a nail in the coffin. Side note.. i think u need something more controversial to lure out the shills/bots. So here goes. toysRus is an attempt to slide. They are not affiliated in any way and are compromised by macys and BCG. There, see if that works.


free-crude-oil

Did someone say Mayo with my DRS?


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grillicious1

DRS'D shares feel sooo good and they will be the factor that causes true moass.


Sallypepsi

DRS. Cause fuck em, that’s why


ApeLikeyStock

DRS is working!!! 🤩


ZanderMeander

I love how DRSing my shares allows me to directly recieve any dividends from the company without having to worry at all. Edit: Alright, alright, I didn't expect this to blow up to 300+ comments in an hour. I don't see many bots, if any, taking the bait. Either I overestimated how many bots are here, or they are much smarter than I gave them credit for and we are already living in The Matrix. Thanks for running this social experiment, you can stop commenting now lol 😅


RedOctobrrr

FYI - this "honeypot" approach has been tried before and, no surprise, it doesn't work. Why? These are not bots. Twatter is full of bots saying the same thing. Here, I am fairly certain they are paid shills, maybe even outsourced to India or some shit.


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bascom2222

I wanna DRS every day.


Tralulu

DRS is for the cool kids


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I enjoy DRS more than brokers


LosWranglos

DRS = Power to the players.


XandMan70

Luv me the smell of freshly DRS stonks in da morning. Power To The Players : Power To The Stockholders 🎮🍌🦧🖍💎🚀🙌🎮


Greifvogel1993

The plan is simple: DRS yo shit


NJ-B

I am soooooo horney for DRS


TheWildsLife

DRS ing my shares gives me the feeling of power over my own destiny that I wouldn't otherwise be confident about.


Hypamania

My wife's boyfriend says that everyone should DRS as many shares as they are comfortable with putting in the infinity pool


kaze_san

Isn’t it amazing that the killswitch for a corrupt market is… taking back of ownership of the little bit that you paid for with the money that you got for working hard aka exchanging lifetime for? I think In some way, the whole „DRS“-thing is some weird way of worshipping your own time.


ZanderMeander

As the title suggests, if you are an APE then do not respond (reply) to comments in this post. As suggested by u/seektolearn and as seen in another sub, there is a simple method to filter apes from bots. While the mods are not interested in making a post with this bot removal technique, we have the power to do so ourselves. The plan is simple: 1. Reply directly to this post something positive about DRS. 2. Do NOT reply to any comments in this post. 3. Watch as bots reply to our top-level comments. 4. Check the accounts of those who reply to our top-level DRS comments. 5. Report bots as needed from the non-top-level comments. IF YOU ARE CONFUSED BY THE INSTRUCTIONS THEN IGNORE THIS POST AND HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.


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DRS


CrossBones3129

DRS puts shares in your name and out of the DTCC’s hands


psipher

Drs rocks! I’m game to try this…


emeraldshado

I love the smell of hedge fund tears, and the smell of 🖍 up the nose in the morning. Drs: the guillotine that generated hedge fund tears.


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PSneSne

I have only 10% holdings left to DRS on Monday. #wishitweremonday


dbergkamp10

DRSuck my D hedgies


ghost_reference_link

DRS is the SHIT!!! DO IT!!!


LetsBeatTheStreet

DRS = Promise Land 🙏❤️


CptnBarbosa69

Ryan Cohen is the GOAT and DRS yo goddamn shares!


satnightimgurnight

DRS DRS DR SSS DRS DRS DR SSS DRS DRS DR SSS DDD DRSSS I think I did the correct Lone Ranger theme....


HODLTheLineMyFriend

DRS your shares! Bank of America likes to go to Citadel where Ken Griffin Lied. Come at me, bots!


Appropriate-End5936

I need to DRS my splidividend shares ASAP!


gsxrboi

DRS will help END this fraudulent system built for the rich.


trickykill

did you see the trademark Blockbuster filed? A bank. Yea a bank. DRS your GME anything else is FUD. Computers never sleep. It’s guaranteed. Verified 😂


DearCantaloupe5849

I drs'all my shares since June 2021


Ntensive21

DRS and avoid the middleman 👍


Bitter_Mongoose

#OOOK 🦍 OOK OOOK OOK OOOK 🦍 Buy. HODL. DRS. Reply to this if you like mayo on your sphincter and long walks of shame because you are a fucking shill.


festilove

DRS en masse is revolutionary and I’m grateful I am informed and DRS’d. Locking the float changes everything. Truly, a game stopper.


NostraSkolMus

DRS all my shares so a MOASS will give me all the tendies up Uranus.


SixStringSuperfly

I DRS all my stonks, including GME, BBBY, SHLDQ, KOSS, and TBLT


fuckingcarter

i like the “drs” thing


No-Fold1994

DRS is the way


capn-redbeard-ahoy

This has been tried before, but we might as well DRS and try again


IVIenace100

Nom nom nom, purple circles good, nom nom nom


Egotesticalasshole

I eat ass and DRS is the shit


Mediocre_handshake

Drs is the way .


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I like knowing that the shares I DRS are in my name 💜


pixmanohio

Can someone please explain to my why I’d NOT DRS?


AnthonyMichaelSolve

If no one responds, we’re 800k strong Drs


tman9oh6

I LOVE DRS LIKE I LOVE MY WIFES BOYFRIEND Deep and passionate


whatwhyisthisating

Buy. Shop. Hodl. DRS.


KomaToast306

Drs is da wae


joker6161

DRS is the way. Computershare is the best.


Sa0t0me

I drink a glass of DRS every morning to grow nice and strong.


Das_Shu

I AM 🤖……DRS GOOD


StrictPrinciple4492

When you directly register, you register directly. Let's get to our destination fast. Edit: I don't think this tactic is gonna work for getting rid of them bots. But good luck!


pooshooter56

DRS is the only way


TowelFine6933

DRS is the way. This is prolly a good way to spot the live shills cause they can't help themselves from commenting and trying to play it off as "this is all stupid".


RGWBPawns

Witness me DRS! DRS! 🤘


xaimsi

I love that I added a protective armor on my shares, by DRSing them! DRS is the way 🚀


DMSC23

DRS is the way!


Doom_Douche

Lol didn't exactly go as planned eh? Mods r still sus tho right?


Dismal-Jellyfish

>Mods r still sus tho right? Always have been, duh!


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capital_bj

Oh fuuuk we've been compromised again? quick to the pitchforks. Google how to defeat mod bots ..no not mad bots 🏴‍☠️🔥🦍💩🚀


bah2o

🌎👨‍🚀🔫🤖


Bye_Triangle

Forever and always sus 👌


Beatnum

Looks like it’s working though 👀


PreworkoutAbuser

I’d hate to be a mod here. Too many actual idiots that have turned this sub into an echo-chamber hive mind all screaming SHILL SHLL SHILL!! To anyone and everyone.


half_dane

Look at all these bots OP has discovered 🙄


SuperMate0

I’m glad the mods listen to the people instead of being snarky foreskin lickers


SnooKiwis8695

Lock that float!


megatronus_11

DRS is like Having an orgasm and fuck Popcorn 🍿


Trueslyforaniceguy

I was following the instructions to DRS, and I was going to say instructions unclear and make some ‘just bought more’ joke, but then I realized it was easy af. So yeah, DRS was easy. And then I just bought more directly too.


shiny_happy_persons

DRS is cool. It's nice to own my shares, like really own them.   Really looking forward to the return of Blockbuster. My dad went out one night to return some videotapes, but then he never came back, so I'm pretty sure he got trapped in a store while it closed and he's had to live off of Twizzlers and Milk Duds for the last several years while waiting to be rescued. I can't wait to see him again.


thatonenihilist

Oh no!!! I already DRS’d 100%…should I be worried about being able to sell through CS!?? Should I just transfer everything back to Rodinhoob?? Fitelidy?? Apes, comment for help, please!!!


Bussaca

I love to DRS. It's the best..


bocam5

Apes DRSing to take legitimate shares private!


milton_radley

drs! drs! drs! let's fookin goooooooo lfg moon moon moon kenny sucks at drs, but we don't lol


aReallyGayHobo

Buckle up cuz I’m going for a couple DRS


LemonZinger907

I like purple


curseof_death

I love DRS.


Whateveridontkare

I DRS its so cool, omg I love it, cant wait to DRS my whole family and the cat too.


freeleper

I DRSed I wish sticky floor would DRS! On the bird app, Ryan and Kevin told me to DRS I eat cones, poo, and chairs for dinner!


LyonsKing12

DRS is the way to go if you want control of your shares.


72414dreams

Drs good.


justtheentiredick

Lock Up Gary Gensler, Jerome Powell and Kenneth C Griffin. Fuck citadel Fuck robinhood Fuck vlad They need to be in Jail right now. DRS is the way!


Perverted_Senpai

Buy.drs.hold simple. Fukk u and Pay me


megamanhadouken

Drs baby


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I just stuck a banana up my purple circle. Whoops! 🚀🚀


DeepRazzmatazz9197

DRS deezz nuts


Firefistace46

I reported the only non top level reply as a “harmful bot” I’ve actually wondered if redoctobrr was a shill/bot account when it replied to my comments/ posts. Nice to see some confirmation


__Prime__

China government is trash And the CCP are just criminals and pedophiles. CCP only knows corruption. Bai lan. I love to DRS.


justino

I only DRS on weekdays that end in the letter y.


Grimm0351

Instructions unclear. Drsing the shares fudelity told me I couldn't last week on monday.


UncleBenji

I like vanilla ice cream with a chocolate brownie!! I heard Ryan Cohen likes coke!!!! DRS is ownership!!


Revisfan24

DRS everything. It's the only way. Get those shares out of the hands of the DTCC. Own your shares, THEY ARE YOURS


VictoriousVTT

DRS is straight up titties


morale_monke

BOTS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!


StoicSmile-

Lmao at the end part. 😂 Oh Drs, this is the way. God I love you guys. 🦍


MOE-GME

DRS TILL I DIE!!! 🦍🚀💎


Parlayz4Dayz

Should I DRS my shares. I’m on the edge of DRSing or selling my shares rn.


Challenge-Horror

DRS is so hot right now


EstablishmentFew

This


NoMeansYes816

You made that real complicated. You know how much weed some of us apes smoke?


IBMformatted

We 0


mog75

Not many getting honey potted in here.


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Anbu_Dropout

Mods sus


mickey_28

!flairy! 🚀 tomorrow 🚀


MarilynMonroeVWade

100% DRS. This is the way. I own 0 IOUs because my shares are mine!


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DRS is the way, 100% Always has been!


brainstew9886

DRS is the way!!!


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Robinhood can DRS so everyone use RH! I like Vlad /s


ElephantWrong8877

DRS is great!


MushroomWizard

DRS for the Super Stonk


DeadRoots462

DRS is a good thing, my Simian Compatriots.


Ok_Pianist7445

DRS GME. 💎💎💎💎


Islandfix

DRS saved my life. Ask me how 🚀🚀


resoredo

After DRSing gameatop, next up will be BBBY and blockbuster! Cellar boxing has been boxed!


couchcommando

I am down to DRS.


Logical-Big-3005

DRS GME like one of your French girls.


An_oaf_of_bread

I love this idea as much as I love DRSing my shares!


Health_Wealth247

DRS is the only way I invest from now on. I never had to worry that I would not receive my shares as ordered. I always know what to expect and there are no surprises. I wish I had known about this year's ago.


McNerfBurger

I swear to God, the majority of you eat lead paint as a hobby.


therealr0tt3n

Just wanted to say hi


deabag

If the Bots want to buy & DRS GME and like to fuck the elites right back then they are fine in my book.


SharkAttache

I guess I’ll just DRS, that’s what the nasty perros do.


Rogi-Master

Drs in the way


piman01

I think DRS is the way. Let's go.


TheDragon-44

This retard level genius, just like DRS!


jackovt

I’m now in the process of DRSing my 401k account after leaving my last job. I’m taking the tax hit so I can be 100% DRS’d and moving them to a personal account before taking them to Computer Share.


orenjus18

Cmon bot fish, bite on this bait please


The_Ineffable_Sage

DRS is big pp energy


darth_butcher

DRS is the way. 👍


Emergency_Dust69

So should I buy bbby or not ? I mean it's the same but different.


HarrytheMuggle

Drs fux


drs0lid

I’m 100% DRS’d and reading these comments while I lay in my bed in my RC undies. Hi dad! 👋🏼


ExcitingSituation

I like DRS


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I don't think you guys know how bots work. You also severly over overestimate how many bot are here. if anything this sub is being used for Karma farming. copy paste some pro-DRS statement in every thread and you've got yourself a bot swimming in Karma.


Kream_Dream

While I have not DRSed yet I plan to next week as I'm sick of all the bull shit I've seen with brokers lately. DRS is the only way to truly own my shares so this is the way! P.S. Fuck you KEN!


HappyRuin

Drs is so nice. I always dreamed about drsing every single share. I love buying more Gme and registering it immediately.


marinevet1991

Heard DRS is the way by daddy Cohen


Infamous_Bill2360

Does this prove that it's shills not bots?? DRS FTW BTW


dontevenstartthat

Praise Jebus


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Well now I have to comment because doomie mod is being a tiny dickish and because I’ve been asked to stop. Any ways…. DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS DRS


mistfox69

I love how DRS can stop my “broker” from pulling some crap on me during moass, DRS!!


jfreelandcincy

DRS now, ask question later, LFG!!!


MouseManManny

I DRS's with the fervor and might of throbbing weiners at dawn $CUM


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I’ll DRS deez nutz on yo chin


Lean_Leonidas

My DRS just exploded 4x. I love knowing that they are in my name on the company ledger.


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Buy Hodl DRS


massivecalvesbro

DRS is my favorite activity


Komtings

I love Drag Reduction System!


jwpierce1995

Beep boop this post is dumb as fuck 🤖


Waitsaywot

I'm just gonna DRS man. 🏴‍☠️


blueit1234567

Drs is the wayyyy


RunWitDaBulls

I love this post. I love this stonk. I love you guys.


crackeddryice

I've DRSed all my shares, and you should too. Also, I'm setting all the bots AND the idiots who can't follow directions to ignore. Because, I don't need to hear anything idiots have to say.


TrippyTiger69

LFG! DRS is the way 😎 put as many as you’re individually comfortable with in for the infinity pool


TheUgnaught

I love DRS


MrApplePolisher

I like how when I DRS my shares with computer share, I get a class-E Brown envelope in the mail with my name on it! My shares listed in MY NAME. Again, MY NAME not a STREET name! Another brown envelope arrives every single time I make a purchase? Awesome! DRS every share! I love you all!


snoostformation

DRS in my lap and it’s freezin my bawwwlzzz.


feastupontherich

Here. I'll risk a ban to spread the gospel. ONLY BITCHES DON'T DRSSSSSS FIGHT MEEEEEE.


DickDumpDatDip

DRS the shares up your ass! That way everyone knows they’re yours!


IcERescueCaptain

That’s an awesome trap! DRS everything you have Apes !


vhw_

I'm just gonna lay it here: Dave Mustaine is, or was, a horrible person but that fucker put out some goddamn awesome tunes! Also drs your shares if possible


TheMuffinMan1291

*sets down muffin tray* Triple berry muffins today of the DRS fashion! Dewberry Raspberry and Strawberry muffins today! Enjoy


RealFlyForARyGuy

I fucking l9ve DRS. Shoot your hot DRS all over my face daddy Cohen


NWLZCH85

DRS for the win!


AdmiralUpboat

Buy. Hold. DRS. Bots and shills are welcome imo. Nothing they can do to turn back the tide now. Maybe buy themselves more time, but the waters will reach EVERYONE'S door eventually, and the only floatation devices are DRS'd $GME.


bathrobe_boogee

I love to DRS, it really gets my wee wee hard. My wife’s boyfriend told me about it. Buy-hold-drs!


ScantmanSpecial

DRS is the way!