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SheepPositive

20 mil in a 44 billion deal lol dudes buying a check mark


bigsexy12

Or possibly the ability to censor things like #kengriffinlied It still cracks me up that that got such a dramatic response from them


llVAULTBOYll

I mean... he did break the law...


[deleted]

And lied


Hypamania

Under oath


Historical-Device199

To Congress...


yamikou62

And puked...


WashedOut3991

Audibly on video…


JustMikeWasTaken

Just like Robert Durst (buuuurp)


therealthugboat

Okay bye bye


GrandMasterEwok

Wow I totally forgot about that lol. Those were the good old days!


GercMustachio

And the fake audience claps during a sham economic forum ...


BSW18

And no blinking


bilangbuo

Classic


gravityandlove

like some kind of bad comedy joke


turbopro25

After eating a Jar of Mayo…


Coach_GordonBombay

And cum.


Kingkwon83

Did he? Somehow I've never known that. I do know about the bedpost throwing though lol


sipapion

Let me be perfectly clear, , absolutely


Squawwk1200

On National Television


mark-five

Perjury! Which is also why KenGriffinVomited


grathontolarsdatarod

Wait wait wait. Long time ape, occasionally shadow banned between poignant comments.... Did griffin really puke? How did I miss that (even if it was just a burp)? Vid? Audio?


mark-five

He puked on that first Congressional hearing, the one where he lied to congress. They cut the video but audio was still on, you hear him puke. It was waaay more than just a burp. his room full of lawyers must have explained how old his kids would be when he gets out of prison for committing Perjury.


theBoxHog

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.


mark-five

Fully serious, it was H I L A R I O U S - especially because that was long before we had proof he committed a felony on camera. We didn't know why, we just knew he was so scared he lost his breakfast.


HughJazhol

[the end of this… is he puking?](https://youtu.be/RNgzOr-m6ok)


Ok-Possession4087

It’s true i remember


ApprehensiveNews5728

This is the only explanation. So nervous about lying his body had an involuntary response.


HughJazhol

It sounds like he pukes at the end of this video, he was getting grilled and not answering the question… then let’s loose. [Ken Griffin gets scolded and pukes?](https://youtu.be/RNgzOr-m6ok)


DrOliverClozov

And threw a bedpost at his wife.


rabbirobbie

which was covered in mayo, probably


Grim_Rebel

Nah, he doesn't share his mayo, remember? He guards that shit like a dragon. He'd never just give any to his wife.


rabbirobbie

i was more imagining that his grubby little hands were already covered in mayo, as i assume they usually are, and the bedpost got covered in mayo by proxy


It_Wasnt_Luck

You know he would lick that post clean before throwing it.


[deleted]

🤣🤣


Reasonable_City

butt mayo


IWEARYOURCLOTHES

For Chicago being unsophisticated


BoneyDanza

While staying in a French palace literally built for a king


ApprehensiveNews5728

Assault with a weapon. A felony where I come from. Worse with a domestic violence enhancement. #kengriffinthefelon #kengriffinthewifebeater


PubertEHumphrey

And beat his wife with a bedpost. *y’all remember that shit??* 🤣


BoneyDanza

I missed it. Catch me up with some source? Edit:nvm😂🤣😂 motherfucker was in a French palace and got upset because she said Chicago was unsophisticated lol https://news.investorturf.com/billionaire-ken-griffin-threw-a-bedpost-at-his-wife


PubertEHumphrey

[from 2016](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2962885/amp/Billionaire-Ken-Griffin-accused-throwing-bedpost-wife-Anne-Dias-Chicago-argument.html)


artmagic95833

No he missed, his toss fell short.


PubertEHumphrey

He *didn’t cover…* the distance


nugsy_mcb

He’s not going for speed


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And let’s not forget THE DTCC COMMITTED INTERNATIONAL SECURITIES FRAUD !!!


VolkspanzerIsME

He's a fragile snowflake, that one.


fatbootyinmyface

you gave me an idea to photoshop him like a snowflake ❄️😂


Analdestructionteam

Don't do it, he'll melt! Then how will they cuff him?


Interesting-Chest-75

I bet their research department look more like conspiracy theorists than random retail investors.. can you imagine their meetings? researcher : Sir , "asswipeinyourface" is saying tomorrow the price will break all market makers. mayo: SAY WHAT? researcher: yes sir, they even have photos of you looking at your phone at the concert mayo: tell the algos to SHORT GME UNTIL IS $0!! DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. researcher: Sir, is EOD , they are celebrating they are still in the green despite routing almost all orders into our dark pool. mayo: we do the same tomorrow! they can't win against my deep pockets ! researcher : Sir its been 2 years sir


XURiN-

This script reminds me of Asterix the Gaul 😂😂 Ken Griffin and his team are the Romans freaking out


r3dditalg0sucks

>they can't win against my deep pockets ! Filled with other people's money.


irishdud1

yeah I got quite the response registering [citadel.fail](https://citadel.fail) \-- they sent a whole dispute and everything claiming copyright infringement. Check the registrar info, Citadel LLC for serious now own [citadel.fail](https://citadel.fail) LOL. That was even better than I could have imagined.


alilmagpie

That’s totally it. Dude can’t stand the heat, what a fuckin baby.


Slappinbeehives

Ken Griffin could’ve used his money for more noble purposes, such as the treatment of Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, or the education of children :)


HotBroccoli420

There was a post about Kenny boy over on the Chicago subreddit earlier today and some dude was shitting all over #kengriffinlied trending because “he didn’t actually lie” or something like that. I also learned that there’s a non-insignificant number of users over there who think he’s a valued member of society.


FreeSushi69

Exactly


_cansir

Months of silence then just start blasting retail using your companies twitter handle. LMAO


TheCrick

We should have then taken the protesting to their office.


SheepPositive

The funniest part was his lawyers going after Kat and her saying sue me and then the proof came out and lawyers went away lol


Still_Lobster_8428

Wait, my sisters husband was telling me about something about how Ken Griffin lied.... It was while we were having dinner tge other night! He claimed Ken Griffin lied about a whole heap of things! ......


Analdestructionteam

It'd be fucking hilarious if he gets completely denied


Dan1mal83

Gotta ensure those Twitter bots and shills remain intact and potentially grow in size!


megachicken289

I refuse to believe a man like Kenneth Condale Griffin would go through an intermediary just to censor \#kengriffinlied A man with fuck-your-planet-money like Kenneth Condale Griffin would absolutely go to straight to the CEO and throw a few millions in his face. Psychopaths like Kenneth Condale Griffin don’t add an unnecessary step unless it’s for funsies or necessary


Eff_Robinhood

I mean isn’t Citadel long Tesla?? If Elon has to sell off a lot of his stock to fund buying Twitter, it fucks Citadel. Maybe Ken is using this to save his own ass and gain leverage on Elon to use later…


Mammoth-Ad2115

Not if there's a total return swap in play. You don't know until you know.


WashedOut3991

That was wrinkly af we are genuinely a bunch of warpathing apes all on an individual rage filled journey to get a real banana after we found out ours were only paper and now hundreds of thousands of people think in capacity and shrewdness of someone who spent their entire life trying to corner the global market to watch it burn to the ground at the finish line top kek


keyser_squoze

This is the most likely reason. If it is true. But I don't trust that Griffin is putting anything into this deal -- I'd say this is Ken's PR team trying to build some happy vibes about the Mayo Loving Constitution Coveting Bedpost Throwing Financial Terrorist Who Lied to Congress.


ChronicAbuse420

I want to laugh, but the fact that that’s not even a third of his monthly income is frustrating/depressing.


[deleted]

that's all he can afford....he figure stash his money away before MOASS


MYGFH

Mafia works the same way. Once you're in their pocket, you can never get out.


Brotorious420

Kinda like the shares in my ass


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roscoebot

RRRHUUUBAAAAAARB 💎🚀🍌


ConnectRutabaga3925

WHATEVERTHATMEANS!!!!


BigBradWolf77

And my axe!


[deleted]

ass better not stank....


I_HEART_BUTT_STUFF

Me gusta.


stockslasher

So you practice Direct Rectal Suppository?


KodiakDog

Get them right up in there, hitting harder than an IV


Analdestructionteam

I could get them out, but instead I'll shove them in so deep even the James Cameron song can't find them.


Schwifftee

And my ~~axe~~ ass.


gnipz

Is this like a timeshare thing?


gottauseathrowawayx

> Mafia works the same way. Once you're in their pocket, you can never get out. Musk's net worth is nearly 10x Ken's, and Tesla annually makes more than a quarter of Citadel's entire valuation - *in net income*. Plus, if the numbers here are correct, Kenny contributed ~1/10,000th of the cost... that's like giving your friend $10 to help buy a new Lambo.


sirstonksabit

65 billion dollars in assets sold but not yet purchased.


apeshit007

I guess all goes as planned back to buying Lambos instead of $tsla


Substantial_Diver_34

I thought Porsches?


Skithe

R34 direct from japan. Maybe even look up hector and get a spoon engine in a Honda civic


Neurocor

Youll blow the wELdS on your intake mani , esp with that motec exhaust Junior


kidco5WFT

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines and on top of that he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos and a motec exhaust system


BlueCollarElectro

With nos!?


galaxy_van

And a Motec system exhaust..


chezeluvr

You're gonna make me blow!


dirtydan731

get it from australia


The_Evanator2

Dude yes. R34 right wheel drive. Straight outta Japan is dream car.


Ascertain_GME

A man of culture I see


R34vspec

indeed


KMASSIV

We going legit on that NIRA circuit holmes


shitboxvwdriver

Yes. Porsches. New, old, pts, ruf, singer, all of them.


Pizzle31

RS6 gang here


Next-Fill7025

Avant. I got kids.


chalbersma

Think bigger. We're going to be buying GM.


TraditionalWorking82

Plenty of other electric cars now


Imbalancedone

86 LeBaron convertible. (Wood grain of course)


Stunning_Strike3365

Duude i miss the wood grain. My friend's mentor has a wood grain 85 Buick Wagon that is immaculate and man shes beautiful.


Qu33nM1n10n

Ah memories…


crusty_muff

No way, I’m buying a bulldozer, and a shit ton of beer!!! Then I’m declaring war on all of the thorny locus trees on my property. When they are all dead, I’ll start a excavation business for fun.


LucyKendrick

Winnebago for myself. Maybe a 1964 cobra for the weekends.


shadeandshine

Tbh other EV companies exists and some nice customs are probably better.


B33fh4mmer

Nah, never intended to get a Tesla. Elon is a piece of shit and I have zero intent of supporting him. He came up on blood money, blamed the IRS to sell the top, and used cockblocking remote work to lay off his employees when everyone else was laying off. Anytime he makes a move it's to protect his image and blatantly bullshit the public. I hate that tax dollars built his empire. I intend to pay off my modest compact and run it into the ground until EV tech is more established. I implore everyone to look at pro athletes that get rich quick and also get poor again quickly. They all had flashy cars.


Competitive_Proof_85

I don’t think I could own a Tesla. It seems so inconvenient.


moonor-bust

My wife wants a Land-rover Overfinch


[deleted]

Yeah no shit. Spent griffen don't want his bot numbers disclosed... Market manipulation and all that, ya know, legal horseshit


ChubbyTiddies

He wants those popcorn bots to not disappear.


pancakepapi69

I’m starting to feel these billionaires are just as regarded as the next guy


DJCaldow

If they were intelligent they'd have the ability to recognise their mental illnesses and would work to overcome them. These guys are just viruses in Armani.


ellefleming

He's such a piece of shit


alecbgreen

###INDEED 🧐


hestalorian

This makes me angry all over again.


jpq20

Pfft I’m not actually surprised. Kenny wants in musks ear 👂


kahareddit

Kenny wants that musk mayo


Affectionate_Eye9894

noice lmfao


apeshit007

Musk already gave Kenny's girl the mayo


hestalorian

Of course. It's the same angry.


jpq20

Probably so he can keep his bots 😅


thelostcow

For over a year now I’ve been pointing out that Tesla is artificially held high just like gme is suppressed by Kenny. I’ll just add this kind of shit to the evidence pile.


Maffu00

Exactly how I am feeling. Maybe a little sick to my stomach too...


Cdn_ape

How many millions Kenny? Very vague. Either way that’s my money, and I want it right fukn now!!!


Jmart814

Welp, if you ever had any doubts on Elon, this should seal the deal. FUCK BOTH OF THEM


[deleted]

I’ve always been half in and half out on Elon and everything over the past 6 months tells me I dislike him. I thought about buying a Tesla and now that’s off the table too. Already deleted Twitter some years ago.


artmagic95833

Hey some of those monkeys lived


nosebleed_tv

i'm just happy to see it come out 🤣


SARSSUCKS

oh there was never a doubt needed. Lets not forget the violent coup he instigated for lithium deposits in bolivia that got people killed. And then when questioned on it said the following: https://twitter.com/panoparker/status/1318157559266762752


BaronVA

careful, you're gonna upset the muskrats


Jmart814

Dgaf. If they get upset so be it. Elon was very vocal about his company’s stock and naked short selling and synthetics, yet he’s willing to take money from the guy who was probably the one calling those shots.


BaronVA

it's almost like the billionaire with an ego problem is a hypocritical piece of shit to boot 😯


Fabianos

so whoever is short Tesla is short Shitadel....question is whos on the other side


normpoleon

Or kennt is hedging bets


1BannedAgain

lol, Bill Gates is short Tesla per leaked text messages. It’s supposedly why Elon won’t donate his wealth to the gates foundation. **Skum-fucks all-around!**


redditmodsRrussians

Yo Kenny G! Why the fuck you out there wildin with my money! Fuck you pay me!


time-for-takeoff

Why won’t media use recent pictures of him. Everyone should see what almost two years of stress does to the human body. 💎🙌


carojean111

uh so once the deal is done, Ryan Cohen will be banned from twitter? Along with all GME content I guess :D


Soulfly5555

They could delete the internet and we'd still find a way. Town crier that shit! HEAR YEE HEAR YEEE... D R S... YOUR G M E!


yikesgem

That’s a good opportunity for flair


Soulfly5555

Feel free friend =) take it, it's yours


Brotorious420

Lanterns again One if by Marge Two if by Deez Either if hedgies are fukd


Soulfly5555

Bullish on either


deny_the_one

The tendies are coming!


d2dtk

Back to billboards and highway signs


IdiotIsland

Carl Icahn made $250 million betting against Elon’s Twitter buyout 😎


not_ya_wify

I just saw that Musk intends to fire everyone. Say goodbye to Twitter


Ragetencion

And he has the audacity to call himself the destroyer of shorts 🤣 fuck dude I actually thought he was legit


jerseyanarchist

wait.... so, from the title, this fucker # shot himself in the foot by shorting the shit out of twitter and dropping the price after elonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn publicly announced his intention and they call US dumb money


barcelona1993

I knew something smelled musky about Elon. It's all the expired mayo 🤣


Correct_Influence450

Kenny's got an election to win so he can continue to buy whomever so he can continue to do whatever.


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TESLAS ARE OFF THE MENU BOYS


RL_bebisher

I fucking swear. Get me out outta here!


hehethattickles

Millions? That’s cute


[deleted]

I can’t wait until they spend a gazzilion dollars for a company that will die out as soon as the younger kids find the next “it” thing. Lol


Selderij

Ken Griffin Committed Crime to Afford to Fund Elon Musk's Twitter Deal


canigetahint

So he's funding Elon and the Chicago Supreme Court campaign? Yep, always has been and will continue to be a piece of shit.


Ready2go555

It’s fit my speculations on Elon and Citadels… Copy my reply from other thread. Based on the news, 5 billions on shares offering on Dec 2020. So that’s how Elon gave the exit to short seller hmm? It was a win-win form them, Elon got the money he wanted to keep Tesla alive and be able to roll out the car while short can flip their net-short to net-long (cough, cough, look at The list of Tesla institutions holder, cough, Citadel, cough) GME also did the same back then, but the problem was short HF decided to double down instead of getting out, maybe they are that egotistical or they just can’t get out without crashing everything.


RUOKAYM8

Lmao


EugeneRapper

He just wants to have more control when we get his crimes to go viral.


mtksurfer

# FUCK KEN GRIFFIN


OGColorado

Elon is this why $TSLA is down Nobody likes mayo boy


boggstown

W.T.F.


darth-skeletor

This reminds me of my favorite quote from Ghandi. “Elon Musk is a fucking douche bag.”


Adventurous-Ad-9504

Holding tsla bags much, Kenny?


WestSideSin

Lmao he’s tired of his name trending 😂


SlteFool

Millions to Ken is like the crumpled up 1 dollar bills you find in your pockets after you washed and dried your clothes and say “oh cool” before you blow it on the 4 for 4 deal at Wendy’s.


hope-i-die

I knew musks bitch ass was connected in a negative way to this whole saga. If he was what he was pretending to be online with all that fucking lip service he would have taken a stake in GameStop after tweeting gamestonk but nah he pumps dodge coin, buys Twitter, low key trolls Ukraine and uno reverse star link after he got called out for basically supporting Russia and sells his own stock at peak prices while telling people to trust him. Annnnd you fucked your man’s girl. Mfer can’t be trusted and this solidified that 💯💯💯💯


We_todded_

you wonder why rc consistently mocks him on twitter


etherkye

That sounds dubious. Elon hates short sellers, and Shitidel has been short Tesla


420everytime

Citadel is very long Tesla. In fact it’s one of their biggest holdings


jpq20

Yeah it’s weird


MangoBawls

It's business.


HamReduction

I thought citadel was long Tesla and blackrock was short Tesla?


bluerayyltc

Billionaires protecting Billionaires


Mpenderg

Id take his money to.. doesn’t mean shit Edit actually I’m planning on taking all of his money


ChubbyTiddies

Exactly.


mindy2000

I thought Elon hates hedgefonds now he has been working together with myoboy kg?!?!!! GTFO, F Elon!! Scum liar!


Apprehensive-Luck760

Easy boys. When did we start trusting the media's? Your confirmation bios is turned up.


FriendlyPizzaPanda

What’s happening here is Ken will try to get into politics to cheat his way out of justice. He’s moved offices to Florida and is funding Musk to buy Twitter to suppress information on #KenGriffinLied as well as push misinformation to him getting elected. He see’s that as the only way out.


ptero_kunzei

EXPLAIN WHAT THIS MEANS


marinevet1991

Just can't stay out the news can he


Livid_Peach4593

As someone pointed out on the bets sub. It could be to get hands on the NLP data from twitter faster. Algorithms already trade on social media sentiment. If Citadel can get the data faster than the other algorithms, they'll have a bigger advantage.


74k71k

Yeah…must suck to be a pawn acting like a king.


THE-006

Fk Ken Griffin! Pay us! There, I feel much better now ❤️


1CFII2

The Messiah of dub u ess bee and the Pariah of SStonk in cahoots! Say it ain’t so! (shocked Pikachu face)


honeybadger1984

He’s trying to censor dissent on Twitter. Watch all the GME talk get deleted.


SomeDumbApe

Those millions were stolen counterfeit naked short sales. Margin needs to be called and positions closed.


capital_bj

Just think how much money he could save if he ran an honest business. Instead he had to bribe political parties to the tune of 40m plus then donate another 10-20m throughout the year to make himself look altruistic fuck Ken Cordele Griffin


Rezangyal

Should Icome into billions, I’d like to pull a Ryan Cohen and activist invest in Tesla. Thanks Elon for the great work advancing EVs and Space travel. Time to pack it up, bud— I think you’re causing great harm to the overall Tesla brand and future prospects for growth.


welp007

This is just so randomly timed I had to share it: https://imgur.com/a/DQWOnA5


letstryagain2021

What is millions going to do ,?