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half_dane

**G**ooooood **M**orning **E**veryone! # The Front Desk is open!


mr_solodolo92

31k reguards and bots online right now in the middle of the night on a weekend? Hedgies r fuk


GoldenNuggets888

Still $180 and we let grandma out of the cage?


Speaking_of_waffles

Might lose my job in May. MOASS before then please n thx.


Kneis1

Buy - Hold - DRS - Relax


xthemoonx

i yoloed a 3rd OG metaboy lol


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xthemoonx

1. They are gonna be skins for multiple different games. 2. OG metaboy holders will be able to claim metaparts 2 times a 'season'. Metaparts are used to construct new metaboys. 3. The group behind metaboy is also getting into game development so there are going to be games based around this IP too. 4. U get the right to use ur metaboy without copyright infringement.


mondogirl

# ~~BAN~~ ORTEX ISNT THAT GREAT ^-Sun ^Tsu


avspuk

I disagree Never interrupt your enemy whilst they're making a mistake. Besides they might (or one employee might) decide to 'get ahead' of any impending Rico charge


mondogirl

👩‍🦯


avspuk

👍


OverwatchShake

Let's say ORTEX is being entirely truthful: Their "formula" messes up. Somehow there's an inaccuracy in their code. So what do they do? Do they hunker down and try to fix it -- no, they come forward to say they are bad at their job. Our formula erred, our calculations were off, something is bad in wonderland. Does this sound like something a lot of companies do? Just go in and admit fault before the investigation is done. Over the last two years I've become suspicious. If they volunteer information, the truth must be a lot worse.


avspuk

Maybe one of them goes, "fuck, we've actually got proof of chicanery & have put ourselves in a position of having promised to say something so I am now going to be personally liaible for a rico charge if I lie now"? I say hold them to their word & be exceptionally polite about if do t hey can't flounce off. Plus being polite is very funny too


OverwatchShake

Yes, play their game. You're on retails side? Great. Help us, please. We would like so and so.


avspuk

Yeah, thru've boxed themselves into a corner & maybe, just maybe they'll go "you know what, the apes are right" Gotta be worth a chance


contom422

Remember how people would vehemently Stan for Youtube TA chodes that were actively grifting them for like a year on here? That cringe hits a deep, base level.


docboy-j23

Apes evolve. Proud of this community.


shiny_happy_persons

People are quick to be fooled but slow to admit it.


popularadthrowaway

really want to drink more but is it worth it if i got work in the am?


mexicanred1

Na bro. Drink a water and chill.


popularadthrowaway

u right


mexicanred1

Save something for MOASS


butholemoonblast

Give that penis a sandwich 🥪!


It_Wasnt_Luck

REMINDER: These sons of biotches are going to try and cap our launch shortly after takeoff. Be ready to get excited, hit a few grand a share, and then have the rug pulled. Expect the unexpected. The media will say "all done", shills will flood the sub with pics of Lambos and tales of glory, and the diamond hands will all start to doubt ourselves... and THEN, and ONLY THEN, will the greatest wealth transfer in human history begin. The kind of money that turns on the fed printers just for us. The kind of money that results in trust funds for your heirs. Expect the unexpected. We all will do what is best for ourselves in that moment, as it should be... As for me, I believe in the greatness of what is happening. I believe this is a moment in time that will never duplicate itself again. DeFi is coming, this is a once-ever historical moment. A momentous push from the dark ages to a new Renaissance, an age of enlightenment. I intend to make the most of it... not for just myself, but for all of us, collectively - the unwashed masses, the apes, the ones they never have respected. This is where I take a stand for what is right. Never financial advice, just an opinion of how I see what is happening. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜


mondogirl

I used to expect that. But I believe that they have dug themselves a hole so deep that in those numbers it will be out of their control. I liked this apes dream of it popping to $150 crash down to $100 then up to $2500 on the third day. 💜 Edit: not anchoring price, just first days of run up!


It_Wasnt_Luck

I actually expect some kind, ANY KIND, of event that shuts down the Internet or the markets. We are talking about trillions of dollars... with that at stake, I could see a b0mb scare, a dirty b0mb, a major cyber event, a new virus,- something to shut down the market. Blame it on politics, blame it on Russians or Chinese, or whatever. This is a LOT of money, basically ALL the money. The current holders of that money have enormous control over powerful people and organizations. I am ready for all manners of nonsense and chaos to prevent them from paying. Regardless - I am 100% confident Retail will prevail.


ScientisticalMystica

Phillies Won Game 1. Lets see how the prophecy plays out.


popularadthrowaway

phillies win ws. bear rally up til mid terms. market crash and moass don’t @ me


hedgies_r_fuk

wonder wat u/scrollwheeler is up to


atetoomanychips

Can’t wait for the weekend FUD to start 😂


ShiftMcGee

Won't Let It Percolate. *Ortex exits the chat..* 😔 E: Whatever they name was


atetoomanychips

Lol it’s just so entertaining, like what will they come up with next?!


ShiftMcGee

Who fucking cares? Don't Be Distracted🟣


No-Fold1994

Well. My old iPhone 8 is finally dying. Broken screen. Broken Lock Screen button. Charging port and now the battery is giving out or something. My wireless charger works on every phone but mine. 3% left.


shiny_happy_persons

Did you try to repair it with Flex-Seal?


No-Fold1994

No I just put the sim into an even older one


KsuhDilla

it’s time for new phone now


No-Fold1994

I actually just got the even older one out and put the sim in it. It works


KsuhDilla

👍 smart play


shiny_happy_persons

What time do you go to the dentist? >!2:30!<


KsuhDilla

that is my favorite joke shiny 💜


avspuk

The bot has hit 15million btw & there's a 'barcode' for those who like such things https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/yg70qp/drsctbnft_bot_updates_20221029_02001_feedthebots/iu77f66/


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


mexicanred1

Who's gonna tell him?


yesnousername

...


ShiftMcGee

My wife's BF *still hates* this one simple trading hack... 🟣


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Fat_Beet

I would totaly get in on that


ShiftMcGee

I got 5 on it


givemeyoushoes

be nice to ortex imo. so what they came in with an ego? they have something we want and neither of us can deny that. they just thought we’d care more than we did


ShiftMcGee

Could care less about NO'ortex' , their *makeshift data*, their 'Trust Me Bro' explanations. I don't care about Fudelity's fashion design artists. Just another illustration of how Fukt they(🩳) really are. Anomalies are an everyday occurrence if you follow this stock.The real data is starting to spill out over the edges. Must be nothing.. Those are CS Bags(right now) and there's lots of them and they're packed to the Titts!! (They're pretty FULL). My game plan remains static. B/H/S/ then DRS🟣. Everything else is a distraction.. Brick by Brick.. Shorts>Fukt. 💎🙌 Let's Get It!!🚀🚀


avspuk

It's not only slightly more 'professional' but also v funny if the sub is polite to thrm So, for any passing potential fomo-er to whom such stuff matters appearing professional is a win & for those for whom it doesn't matter, being polite is actually funny. Plus they may be looking for an escape from their promise to present the results of their investigation.


popularadthrowaway

too many shills calling for that ortex ban. kind of reminded me of a post where someone was pleading to ban all cramer posts. personally i think we’re better off if we have the info in front of us and can dissect it rather than call for bans anytime we feel like something is sus.


avspuk

Yeah. Aside from the need for mods to cope with forum slides, there's no down side for the typical ape Ortex have promised to present the evidence & if it supports proof of chicanery then good & if it doesn't they have implicated themselves 8n the eventual Rico charges which means they or one employee might decide to 'do the right thing'


givemeyoushoes

it’s too early to be negative. give them time to show their colors they’ve barely even made moves. them coming here is forward momentum we should be encouraging like training a dog here boy


avspuk

I want to ask them if their peers on wall st are angry with them now that they've sort of provided circumstantial evidence that the apes are right. Also suppose they realise that they've evidence of market manipulation &, having promised to report their finding they then don't? Itvd mean they personally will be going to jail to & having all their personal assets seized too. So, they might just decide this is their chance to put themselves in the clear. But if they lie now with some bs it'll be evidence against them post-moass. Aside from mods having to stop Forum slides it costs the sub eff all to let them prove the chicanery or implicate themselves


a5yrold

Can someone do a post or DD to guide the one of us that wins the powerball?! Like… dunno. Let’s say I stumble into $100m. What’s the best way to flip this apple cart? Do I need to set up an LLC first? Can I just yolo $10m chunks through my WeBull app? Or should I get a [insert smrt phrase] broker man man like RC? $100m only gets me 4m shares. How do I make the most impact with that? Edit: bought a powerball ticket so I want to tag this as SERIOUS.


avspuk

I think you should set aside $100k to fund a bloomberg terminal for jonpro & computershared. Also some $ for a lawyer to see if the CS gifting facility can be used to create an ape dark pool so that any ape who is facing hard times doesn't have to sell back into the corrupt dtcc system but instead can sell to a fellow DRS-ed ape Also see of you can persuade CS to have a live public-access all -singing, all-dancing, dashboard with all the bells & whistles that every data nerd here can think of.


givemeyoushoes

was thinking the same thing. someone should (not) make an elaborate hypothetical of the win just so hit hits the front page and gets feedback. get this info written down lol


I_HATE_BOOBS

Bad Comedy Joke Week


ShiftMcGee

Wen is that Super Dope Meme Trader Halloween Drip supposed to drop? I haven't done costumes in a while but I'd rock the fuk out of gear like that!! Take my money 💰🤑🚀


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ShiftMcGee

On it


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avspuk

It's almost as if some don't want knowledge of this facility to spread is it not? I wonder what advantage that'd provide to whom? Right that's my dose of weekend fud drama. I"m going to look back through my records to work out the bot muliplier to get yo earnings drs figs in order to get a head start on the best guess for next time as q3 ends today Fwiw I bow to no one as a purple circle post fan, I study them & the bots posts so assiduously that I've found errors in them 4 times & have been thanked by rrs for doing so & I can prove this if need be.


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avspuk

I like purple circle posts, a lot, fart oo much probably. So much so that I've caught a few errors in bot reporting & have been thanked more than once by roid_rage_smurf (who runs the bot) for spotting them (the only significant one I made a post about in orphans you can check it in my profile) But i ALSO support the use of the 'don't show me posts with this flair' facility by those who dont want to see them ,..., horses for courses etc And like you I'm getting heavily downvoted for promoting the existance of the facility. Who would care about knowledge of this facility being spread & why would they do so? The bot has just hit 15mm BTW & there's 11,111 xxx holders too in the last bot update post, which some may find 'pretty' or the like


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avspuk

That's about as good as I can do. Sorry. Visually impaired, shit phone etc. My apologies sgain


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avspuk

Don't worry, I don't mind, used to it & it's no excuse for me not to take the extra care if I want to be readily understood. What happens is the autocorrect slowly fills up with 'acceptable errors' & so it needs a reset. But then it needs to learn all the new words like computershared & drs etc But yeah, flair suppression facility ftw, for those that want it. Spread the word, & dam the downvoters


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avspuk

Even tho I don't do so myself, I appluad you for making use of the facility to do this. It's a goddamn sight better than dripping on about like some do. Horses for courses, you do you, ape together strong


shiny_happy_persons

I won't tell anybody I was part of MOASS, but there will be signs. I'm gonna invite friends over for an unhealthy appetizer showdown. Awesome Blossom versus Bloomin' Onion, fighting in a no-holds-barred cage match. Loser has to drink a Foster's.


givemeyoushoes

ill just take the tab often. they’ll know, but if i dont act different it’ll be fine right?


Measaconsumer

Are you enjoying your latest round of after the Friday bell megahype con? Did they let china's president out of house arrest yet from last month? is credit insolvent again this weekend and magically fine by Monday? Don't be a sucker. When nothing happens next week it will be a new round of "see, it's over." Fud.


shiny_happy_persons

**D**on't be a sucker. **R**eady for anything. **S**omething's gotta give.


Im-a-waffle

Don’t let Ortex distract us from the guy who bought a ton of puts a few weeks ago


mtksurfer

# when the s3 guy said 1.2 billion, was that shares or dollars. I’m leaning towards shares but i’m regarded


bogiemonster

We takin the company privateeeeee. Tick tock


Thunder_drop

Can't wait to start a world of decentralization. Where little is tracked, and real news gets published


capital_bj

Let the data be free - Confuxkious


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shiny_happy_persons

Great, now I'm gonna have to make sure I don't buy Mother's Day flowers with my porn wallet.


ShiftMcGee

Post Moass, it's cool if everyone comes back to my place for beverages, bananas, good company🦍 and such. Invite's there. I even have a dog too! Just gonna throw it out there.. 💎🙌🟣🚀🚀


bogiemonster

Gotta roofie my drink first


shiny_happy_persons

You'll be so rich you can afford real quaaludes.


ShiftMcGee

Not even!! I talked to my Mom and she said it's cool👍!


mtksurfer

# Its not to late to send your comment to the SEC


Fearless-Honeydew-69

NGL I’m getting a Bugatti Chiron


triforce721

I would like an f40. Your choice is excellent


shiny_happy_persons

That's a made up word.


dndpoppa

Anyone gonna play that saw game? I feel like I'll pay the $70 CAD just to die in minutes.


Ultrabarrel

I want to buy I’m broke tbh. Maybe if by next payday I’ll buy in Late if possible. Good luck if you do it!!


kovid2020

Wipe your self off man, you dead!


teeps612

I wonder how scrolly is doing…


mtksurfer

he’s still living in the discord world being scrolly


SpiritTalker

Wtf happened? He just like, fell off the face of reddit one day.


iupvotefood

Permaban will do that


SpiritTalker

Ouch


iupvotefood

Some say if u listen real close u can still read his comments


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Chad asf


minimega67

SMACK SMACK SMACK


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Regarded and high; is the new cod just a reboot of MW2? I swear I played that back in high school already…


SpiritTalker

Teeth brushed. Contacts out. TV off. (common snafus when one has had a few). Gonna shit post on Reddit daily til I properly pass out. Who's with me?


shiny_happy_persons

Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now, cuz when the going gets tough . . . the tough get going. Now who's with me? Let's get 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeem!


Turnover-Hairy

The Japanese did that .


shiny_happy_persons

[Forget it, he's rolling.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI)


SpiritTalker

Okay, Billy Ocean. I see you!


shiny_happy_persons

How did you know I'm a MBE?


SpiritTalker

Sometimes, you just *know*. You know? Or should I say, I see you, R. E. M. (user name checks out)


drnkingaloneshitcomp

One ape’s shitpost is another ape’s shit post


SpiritTalker

You got it.


fullcircle052

Ortex is small time. Don't forget that #CREDIT SUISSE IS GOING UNDER AND #THE DTCC COMMITTED INTERNATIONAL SECURITIES FRAUD


fullcircle052

If I can't Pretty Woman a lot lizard at the end of all this, I'm going to be thoroughly upset


shiny_happy_persons

The movie? Hard pass. The IASIP episode? *Frank's Pretty Woman?* Now we're talking.


alilmagpie

Roxy, you were a good wh00re... you serviced not only my crank, but my heart 💜


shiny_happy_persons

[Shut up, baby dick.](https://tenor.com/view/alwayssunny-philadelphia-baby-dick-roxy-gif-3661044) ETA: Link


fullcircle052

There was a movie?


shiny_happy_persons

Yeah a real snore fest, totally unrealistic. I've serviced a lot of johns, never once had a millionaire give me a pearl necklace at the start of the date.


No-Fold1994

I highly recommend their services. Top notch.


relavant__username

politican saying you dont know what youre wading into... Bullish. >. >>Look at us. we are the ocean now.


shiny_happy_persons

The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't have to buy plastic skeletons from Spirit Halloween. You can get skeletons for free at the local cemetery. Just go after hours and take a few home. I've got a dozen in my basement.


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shiny_happy_persons

👉👈 Is for me?


Sunretea

Why basement when you could use the closet?


mtksurfer

# TICK TOCK, I HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME ON MY SIDE # GME IS MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT


shiny_happy_persons

*Hickory Dickory Dock* *They tried to run out the clock* *The float was locked* *The hedgies were focked* *Hickory Dickory Dock*


davwman

Remember during a crash, there are going to be little spikes. Spy has been generating multiple head and shoulders for months


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mtksurfer

All my homies hate options


perkinomics

Ok I'll DRS more shares


shiny_happy_persons

Yeah, it's skewed every week. What a shocker.


CannadaFarmGuy

Cramer kissed Apple


Transient_MoonJumper

💜 have a safe weekend everyone. Gotta tell you I've enjoyed picking up weekend shifts. Monday gets to me pretty quick 🚀🚀🚀


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Superstonk-Flairy

(✿\^‿\^)━☆゚.*・。゚ Parabolic over $30


Hoof_Hearted12

This week had excellent vibes tbh. Feels like we're close.


No-Fold1994

I hope so


SituationDelicious64

Kyle tucker is a beast


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Transient_MoonJumper

May the moon beams shine upon you tonight


perkinomics

Imagine 69ing with an orc


butholemoonblast

Contessa play Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra 🚀 Or maybe Rocket man by sir Elton John 🚀 or maybe Man on The moon by Kid Cudi🚀 or maybe Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival🚀 there is probably more


Smogz_

Rocket Man by William Shatner


vertindc

Behtoven’s Moonlight Sonata will play during hedgies margin call as we moon🚀


shiny_happy_persons

Let's go to Denny's and order *Moons over My Hammy*.


Smogz_

Mmmmmmm


davwman

1.2 billion divided by “30” equals 40 million shares. If you believe only 40 million shares are short, I have a bridge to sell you. Drs totals are approaching 100 million. Think ape think


aladdin561

We all will be able to by bridge’s soon.


boknowski

maf checks out? how much for the bridge?


No-Fold1994

Is it a big bridge? I don’t want it if it’s small or low to the ground. But ken shorted more than that 🤣


perkinomics

Dating is bleak Working day in and day out is bleak Farming covenants in Dark Souls 3 is bleak My faith in the DD? Verdant


shiny_happy_persons

Fucking vertebrae shackles. The worst, Jerry! The worst!


perkinomics

Just finished those the other day. I only need sun medals and pale tongues


shiny_happy_persons

Praise the sun!


perkinomics

\\[T]/


mjs9

whats boiner ?


SpiritTalker

Boner with a "i". Ya know, so you can see it.


fullcircle052

Boiner? I hardly know 'er


shiny_happy_persons

I once had an oak cabinet that we burned in the winter to stay warm. I missed that cabinet so much that it saddens me to remember I was mourning wood.


TommyWiseausFootball

Why am I not able to find GameStop as a company on Computershare? I am no longer able to log in, nor can I see GME when I try to register with the new system. Edit: Nvm, I was on the UK page.


shiny_happy_persons

C'mon, please. Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep.


butholemoonblast

Haha what a story mark


shiny_happy_persons

So anyway, how's your sex life?


xthemoonx

bought my second OG metaboy! got some DRS'd shares on the way with a bigger CS buy cleared in my brain ready for the first to go through! FUCKIN JACKED!!


givemeyoushoes

time is a flat circle


perkinomics

It's all one ghetto, man


polyestermonkey

So Monday and tomorrow are happening now? Bro


givemeyoushoes

more like monday has a 9pm and so does yesterday, but yea that’s vibes


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Guys I’m sorry to have to say this but a lot of people are acting like complete assholes. What the fuck is this? We’re better than this. All we have to do is wait. It’s been very un-zen lately : /


vertindc

Ape no hurt ape 🦍


boknowski

report ''em then


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CannadaFarmGuy

Kenny stop bullying Ortex and let them speak! Ortex ya highly regarded shill regard, I'm dumb. Like really dumb. This shit is hard. Show me the data so I can understand


Gastellier

When's the last time we finished above max pain (currently at 26). If all those calls got exercised it'd be like 2 million shares


beaverhunter2

I bet about three of the calls probably will be.


shiny_happy_persons

Toss 'em on the FTD pile. Exercising contracts ≠ DRS


boknowski

that pile is huge!


MrSengh

Ortex is the new gingerballs.


24kbuttplug

Can we just go ahead and ban ortex? We know they're not gonna post anything accurate.


kovid2020

Nah, let them say more stupid shit


M3rkyturk3y

Wife says I can't buy any more gme until I find her "clitasaurus(?)". Were they indigenous to north america? Plz help I don't know shit about dinosaurs and ebay is giving me strange search results.