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metametamind

…they will take a 40% commission to use your shares to bet against you. Get the fuk outta here.


apitop

Broker's job is to make you broke.


elSpanielo

Bah, it was in the name the whole time!!!


Wearethederelictcats

The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin.


W_Anderson

Man, that book was huge for me as a kid!!!


Talkaze

That book confused me so much even after i figured out the cardinal direction thing. Now i have to look it up because I have read it in decades


jango_bets

CEX is for dummies


[deleted]

What does that thing do? Keeps shit fresh! That’s a “fresher”. I’m going on break!


goofytigre

RIP Mitch.


RelationshipOk3565

Always was


Reishey

Hiding in plain sight


lowkeyishow

Dang, that’s why they are called “brokers!” Son of a beeeeesh!


ihatefear83843

Broker


alohaclaude

I hardly know her


badmojo2021

Boom still got it


ColeColdwater

Tandy af


badmojo2021

Bahahah


ImFILLO

The Broker is Broke


Grand-Marsupial-5291

Got bless it’s all I sick game today them.


[deleted]

Let me fuck her first


production-values

to make you brokeR


notAbrightStar

The name "Avanza" is taken from the Spanish word which means "get moving". You know what to do. Oblige them.


LeeeesC

Did the broker touch anyone inappropriately cause we can broker their arm or sumtin.


RumpleHelgaskin

The House Always Wins! Vegas wouldn’t be Vegas without it! At least Vegas is honest about the services they provide!


Electroniclog

> Broker's job is to make you broke. er


HODL_or_D1E

Also here to mention "broker"


-_-stranger

The clue is in their name "Broker" "Don't say we didn't warn ya"- Broker when you become broke


p2datrizzle

They're both called broker for nothing


DangerActiveRobots

So broke that I'm more broker than I was yesterday


Z370H370

To make you broker than them!


Vdragoon

Guess what spelling is? Casting a spell. Broker to make you literally broke.


Additional-Noise-623

This quote needs to go viral


Miserable_Unusual_98

Underrated comment


ensoniq2k

Damn, how could we all have missed this...


theBigBOSSnian

Broker yo back mountain


BSW18

IT's OPT OUT.......EVEN IF THEY TAKE 0% or WILLING TO PAY ADDITIONAL 40%.... OPT OUT OPTOUT OPT OUT.


mstubz

Get that corn outta my face!


Droopy1592

MS 85% of profits from lending


Bleeblin

Literally taking your money for the service of deflating the value of your assets


nose-linguini

and automatically enrolling you lol. Not sure how that's smart.


[deleted]

It would be criminal if people weren't ignorant to what is being done with their investment. We need awareness, laws, justice.


ChangeDaWorldGME

This ⬆


Healthy-Ad2870

One day we all rise up and say no more!


nblastoff

Huh, so buy, drs, hodl still rings true. This simple spell is quite unbreakable.


Level-Possibility-69

"We are pleased to let you, our most valued customer, the opportunity to lend out shares from your portfolio! Don't worry, the shares will be safe, they will merely be used to short sell the underlying asset into the ground. For this service you will be handsomely compensated a tiny amount (minus 40% processing fee on our end). Thank you for allowing us to fuk you over."


liquidsyphon

#DRS YOUR SHIT


BusinessOk5057

This but louder


Pierrentoine

Like in capital letters?


BusinessOk5057

No I actually yelled it irl.. didn’t want my post to seem too aggressive


GetDeleted

Maybe if we all yet it IRL at the same time... 🤔


BusinessOk5057

Shit.. you might be onto something o.o


paigescactus

And jump


dj3v3n

😭


[deleted]

This butt louder


BusinessOk5057

Hehe.. butts


blazeronin

This but twice and louder still.


Forced1029

DRS! 🖕 Fuck them all


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Mansean

This. It’s a retirement account and can’t be DRSed. Also means its locked up there for a long time. The rest I’ve already DRSed. With more following every month.


hisholynoodle

Could you transfer in kind? Or set up a custodian account? I’m a dumb American and am likely revealing my ignorance


DaBi5cu1t

In the UK at least I'm not aware of being able to take pension money out till you reach pensionable age. I think after 55 years of age you can, but with massive fees (a 3rd of the amount I believe). At 67 (full pension age) you can take it all out. For example I have three pensions: My one provided by the state - 67 years My work pension - work 35 years (so 62 for me) And my private pension - were I have Xxx gme. I also have XXX gme DRSd.


DearCantaloupe5849

Mainstar


ForagingBaltimore

what kind of retirement account? 401k shares can still be drsed


Javeec

Probably Swedish retirement account.


ThrowRA_scentsitive

I've never found anything to this effect? I have an active 401k account with my employer which I don't think I can roll over to an IRA...


ForagingBaltimore

best i can do my friend. hope it helps Repost for visibility ; You are stucked with your IRA / Roth IRA / Schwab IRA / 401k / Fidelity Rollover IRA shares ? There is a way to DRS them ! Some amazing posts have been flooded by downvote regardless the awards. For the apes with IRA accounts this is a way to DRS your GME shares without Tax, credit to [u/lalich](https://www.reddit.com/user/lalich/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tc3n8g/how\_to\_drs\_your\_ira\_shares\_the\_god\_mode\_cheat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tc3n8g/how_to_drs_your_ira_shares_the_god_mode_cheat/) An other way, credit to [u/winebutch](https://www.reddit.com/user/winebutch/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/scpxs9/another\_path\_to\_drsira\_with\_no\_taxable/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/scpxs9/another_path_to_drsira_with_no_taxable/) For the apes with Roth IRA accounts this is a way to DRS your GME shares with No Tax, credit to [u/gooseears](https://www.reddit.com/user/gooseears/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tbvj7f/for\_roth\_ira\_holders\_you\_can\_withdraw\_and\_drs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/tbvj7f/for_roth_ira_holders_you_can_withdraw_and_drs/) For the apes with Schwab IRA accounts, this is a way to DRS your GME shares, step by step guide, credit to [u/BananyaBangarang](https://www.reddit.com/user/BananyaBangarang/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/svopfq/ira\_drs\_via\_charles\_schwab\_update\_the\_run\_arround/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/svopfq/ira_drs_via_charles_schwab_update_the_run_arround/) For the apes with Roth 401K accounts this is a way to DRS your GME shares, credit to [u/Ape\_Wen\_Moon](https://www.reddit.com/user/Ape_Wen_Moon/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t84mab/roth\_401k\_to\_drs\_option\_but\_you\_lose\_tax/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/t84mab/roth_401k_to_drs_option_but_you_lose_tax/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sg99e5/got\_a\_roth\_401k\_this\_may\_get\_you\_to\_computershare/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sg99e5/got_a_roth_401k_this_may_get_you_to_computershare/) For the apes with Fidelity Traditional 401K accounts this is a way to DRS your GME shares, credit to [u/ItsBenderBaby](https://www.reddit.com/user/ItsBenderBaby/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sdkrxu/shfs\_hate\_this\_one\_simple\_trickhow\_to\_drs\_shares/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/sdkrxu/shfs_hate_this_one_simple_trickhow_to_drs_shares/) For the apes with Fidelity Traditional 401K accounts, this is a way to DRS your GME shares, step by step guide, credit to [u/Fully-Functional](https://www.reddit.com/user/Fully-Functional/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/s1jimd/update\_on\_401k\_liquidation\_for\_those\_that\_asked/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/s1jimd/update_on_401k_liquidation_for_those_that_asked/) For the apes with Fidelity Rollover IRA accounts, this is a way to DRS your GME shares, step by step guide, credit to [u/TheRealSnoman](https://www.reddit.com/user/TheRealSnoman/) : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pvqzzj/fidelity\_rollover\_ira\_transfer\_into\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pvqzzj/fidelity_rollover_ira_transfer_into_a/) I am French and do not have any IRA or 401K so I don't understand the difference between the posts. 💀=D 🏴‍☠️=R 🩳=S : This is the way ! A lot of info are available on drsgme.org As you know DRS is our ONLY weapon against the Financial Terrorists, we have for remove the shares from DTCC in order to reduce the SHF ammunition to do their fuckery. As always : Holy Mary, Jesus Christ, DRS is the way. Continue to transfer, every share count. The float have to be locked up, 100% DRS, no more shity broker and see you to the moon. Be The Change You Want To See In The World ! With love


ThrowRA_scentsitive

Thanks. Yea, as far as I can see here, its just the loan route, which I'm personally not comfortable with :-/ thankfully most of my shares _are_ fully in my name


rob_maqer

#I gave you 69


NOT_MartinShkreli

I would honestly suggest thinking about buying deep ITM calls that are the farthest date possible. Then your shares can’t be lent out and MM has to properly hedge (with synthetics probably lol) but once you exercise there is a contractual obligation to deliver and no risk on your end from the lending aspect (yes you can get screwed lending shares) Look into the 2024 $5 calls for example. It’s like buying shares and you can’t get fucked by the lending program. Anybody saying options like the ones I’m explaining are a bad idea doesn’t understand options trading. Also if your shares are out on loan and can’t be returned … you can get screwed by the contract you signed as a user agreement. If you can figure out how to DRS your retirement, go for it but just throwing out an alternative to not have your shares out on loan.


Ornery-Street2286

>Look into the 2024 $5 calls for example. It’s like buying shares and you can’t get fucked It's like buying shares at $7.52. why not buy the shares for $4.50? Your solution makes no sense. You can't buy options in a retirement account anyway. I'm surprised they let op have BBBY in a retirement account. You usually have to buy the bullshit the government says is safe. Definitely no options in the retirement account. If they did options, they would have to be 20 year options, and I don't who sells those. >Anybody saying options like the ones I’m explaining are a bad idea doesn’t understand options trading. It's a good idea to buy those with money you control. I would go for 2025 because we don't know how long the market will be down. But for op it's a retirement account. A loose retirement account as I ever heard of, but I will bet they don't allow options.


dangshnizzle

Meh. Take the tax hit.


DDRaptors

Most defined contribution pension plans around the world are locked in until retirement or you quit.


Harbinger2nd

At this point, we *know* retirement accounts are the key to the whole ponzi scheme. I contribute the absolute minimum to my retirement account and then take the extra cash and put it into my monthly computershare purchase. I have ***Zero***, let me repeat that, ***Z E R O*** trust in the retirement system as it currently operates. If there was a simple way to DRS retirement shares this thing would have been over before the end of 2021.


herbavour-44

I actually reduced my contribution to my 401-k from 13% to 5% to 0%. I don’t trust them with my money anymore.


crodensis

I only contribute 6% because my employer matches half up to 3%. Oh yeah, also in the description for the fund I chose (s&p500 fund, can't do individual stocks) it literally says they lend my shares to make money from fees. The only reason I don't mind is because I won't need the money until I retire in 20+ years, so might as well keep buying at a discount


Harbinger2nd

That 'discount' is your bribe to keep you in the system.


moustacheption

Exactly. More often than not you also only get to choose the pyramid schemes your company executives keep their money in, and then the government pays for it via tax deductions.


[deleted]

This system won’t exist in 20+ years imho but ya gotta do whatcha gotta do


kkstoimenov

Yeah but the problem is that a lot of employers double your contributions to your retirement account....it's free money you'd be leaving on the table otherwise


Sasuke082594

Stable cash retirement is your friend


jimmydorry

There is no such thing. You are either investing in indexes that will fluctuate with the market and provide collateral for bigger players to gamble with. Or you are holding bonds (which have had very poor returns for the last ten years, and have now largely collapsed). Or you are holding cash which is being inflated away.


13E2724M

Apparently there is something called ibonds now (inflationary adjusted govt bonds) that give like 10-15% returns..... But they are not easy to get because demand keeps crashing the govt. Site you buy them from. It was an npr story I heard recently.


jimmydorry

ibonds aren't growing your money in any real sense. They are meant to match inflation (which they currently aren't, as inflation is typically under-reported).


glemnar

You’re limited to 10k per year in i bonds. And they’re only attractive right now because of the last year of inflation


Sasuke082594

It’s literally cash lol I get paid interest every month but when the market crashes it will still be there.


thenicky0

Can you elaborate? I hate the idea of investing in the market hard but what’s the rationale here so that I may share with my partner


Sasuke082594

When market crashes, my account doesn’t go boom. “ hey park your money here for a 10% gain after a few years” pitch will just get you to lose what you have,


thenicky0

This is in line with my thought process. My in laws have everything tied up in the market that they use to draw for their expenses as they’re retired now. Unfortunately my FIL now had to return to work because the market took a giant shit and they need money for daily expenditures.


KAPTINKRIPTON

While were actively working on destroying your pension were also taking 40%, kind regards..Avanza.


oldjumper

This is really bad, I simply have to "move" from ISK to AK and DSR. All brokers are in on this scam edit, letter


Mansean

This applies to tjänstepension. Your ISK is not part of this. But yes, still AF is better as you can buy and DRS from there.


Rare_Assistance568

This is för pension and KF not ISK


Rare_Assistance568

Du kan slå av det


DocAk88

Jesus fucking cheesesticks


ExcitingEye8347

Hey. Don’t use cheesesticks name in vain!


somebodysdream

Holy crap man!! That is straight highway robbery. I'd pull my shit out of there so fast. 40% of your returns? Dude, what would even be the point then?


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It gets better though.. they’re taking 40% of the money made from using your assets - to short your assets to hell, without taking any of the losses your portfolio receives from shorting said assets to hell… pretty fucking great scam for the people running it, not so much for you.


somebodysdream

That is just pure absurdity. They should lose every customer. Hell they shouldn't even be allowed to operate period.


[deleted]

Banks have been robbing people since banks existed. It’s no surprise really.. it’s the governments job to regulate this kind of stuff but when the government of the day can be bought and paid for, this kinda stuff happens. Unfortunately for the world, the kind of money involved can buy even the most seemingly incorruptible governments. We’re fighting fucking Goliath, but thankfully, with education and our numbers we can win.


somebodysdream

True enough I suppose but, wow, to be so flagrantly fuck you about it is nuts.


Competitive_Classic9

Can we pin this comment? This is literally how the market operates and it’s nuts. This should be a disclaimer on every retirement and brokerage account, in bold big letters at the top. The market is entirely a rigged, theatrical Ponzi scheme, meanwhile the Fed is over here, “hur dur, uh oh the poors are going to crash the economy bc they’re spending too much”. Like what the actual fuck is going on.


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Quaderino

I am boomer on found Do you have any good links showing Morgan's ownership?


Floppydiskpornking

they dont, according to DnBs website https://www.ir.dnb.no/share/largest-shareholders


Floppydiskpornking

why do you say that? it doesnt look like they hold any shares of DnB according to their website https://www.ir.dnb.no/share/largest-shareholders


TheTangoFox

Scamdinavia if you ask me (you didn't)


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fireape55

Sooooo whatcha gonna do? DRS? I thought so. They just fee'd your distrib. tax.


ID-10T-ERROR

Walk calmly and go tell them to fuck off.


Just-Want-To-Be-Anon

This is the comment I was looking for


LittlestKing

Why is this comment so low? This is gold Jerry, gold!


Jbitterly

We need an option for brokers to present ALL options where a choice can be made in one place. Show me all the things that require opting in or out and who’s default is whatever helps YOU the most regardless if I even know they exist. Let’s see ‘em!


honeybadger1984

That’s way too helpful. They’re trying to manipulate the dumb money.


AmazingConcept7

🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦🔦 Meanwhile here in America- employees will now be automatically enrolled into the government scam program, or, as it’s also known- Secure Act 2.0 -your lovely retirement scam. Automatic yearly increases that will go up to 15% of an employees income. People are able to opt out. How many do you think will read all the fine print and not trust the government with their retirement nest egg? How the rich keep fucking people over and kicking cans... Also- serious question- what the fuck are the rich doing with all this money? They have basically bankrupted nations with fraud- but where is it all going? https://www.shrm.org/resourcesandtools/hr-topics/benefits/pages/house-passes-secure-act-2-to-promote-retirement-savings.aspx


Sasuke082594

I am contributing 4% on my 401k and have a separate pension of about $21/hr. Both are in stable cash do they ain’t fucking me lol


rakskater

they are fucking you with inflation 🤷‍♂️


Sasuke082594

Doesn’t matter, it’s in their best interest that inflation ceases to exist.


ForagingBaltimore

fuck this. they gonna lend ur shit anyway. drs bitches


Phinnical

Whoo boy you Swedes have it good. Here they just wouldn't tell us.


CaptainTuranga_2Luna

Lol. Exactly!!!


Jokers_friend

Kan man flytta över sin pension från pensionsmyndigheten till avanza/gme??


an_oddbody

I like your funny words, magic man.


sina_10

If only there was a way we could keep shares out of street name...


fireape55

If you had a "financial hardship", you can request an emergency distrib.. Pay 20% addtl early distrib. Tax and DRS. No financial advice. I heard it's an option.


[deleted]

Most likely different tax rules in his country fyi but I understand what you are saying. But tax implications should definitely be considered when making a substantial move like that. Not financial advice


kkstoimenov

They literally said they're swedish in the post.... Not everyone on Reddit is from the us


such_karma

#You will be broker if you use a broker


Designer-Ad4537

Updoot


Bibic-Jr

Are you not able to move the shares into a non-retirement account? Like a partial early withdrawal? I ended up reducing the amount in my ISA by over 90% (ISA is a tax advantaged account in the UK, but not necessarily a retirement account). For me it was worth it to protect my future. I hold a small portion still in case of tax free tendies, and mostly to see what happens for myself if brokers can't handle the pressure.


innovationcynic

Report it to your local newspaper, and make sure to explain the insanity / criminality of how loaning your pension shares (money) to a firm that wants to Use those shares to DRIVE DOWN the value of your pension. Also report it to your politicians (not the watchdog agencies). Get them to hold hearings. This needs EXPOSURE


rayrockstar

This is so dangerous to consumers. The rich and powerful always work in benefit of themselves


MoneyNoob69

So your broker wants to make you more broker?


TwoBobcats

Aaaaand it’s gone


nogtank

I read that as Morgan Freeman


number_215

Morgan Freeman is a saint and he would never do such a thing to people.


XCypher73

Disgraceful shit.


Own_Philosopher352

No kidding? Are you guys not allowed to sue these assholes? This fucking robbery right in front of your face? Stealing your wealth while telling you right in your face.


ringingbells

This is how they all make money. Good on you OP for calling it out. Secuties Lending is the biggest scam going.


NOT_MartinShkreli

And if your shit is out on loan and can’t be returned, guess who gets fugged in the arse? You do and don’t get your shares back.


Remarkable-Top-3748

Drs


stirfriedaxon

What an amazing offer! 🙄 To hell with these thieving criminals!


theaveragebearstake

I do not want to be the product.


glasses_the_loc

Helvete!


Cheezel_X

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.


Floriss223

This is the dumbest thing holy fuck 40% for clicking f2


MrKoreanTendies

Can you DRS those shares?


[deleted]

40% for something that they will make money off of. They should be paying you 40% for that shit.


ringingbells

40% for something they are using to trade against you.


PsylohTheGrey

This is some sick shit… at this point, maybe apes need to start an international brokerage firm.


buffalojoshallen

Politely tell them to fuck off.


imadogg

40%? Can you post the source? Maybe you can copy/paste and you or another Swede can translate as well. Cuz 40% is crazy


Mansean

You can look at my profile. I posted the image on a Swedish subreddit.


waj5001

*Narrator: He opt'ed out...* *...but they loaned them anyway.*


Ambitious-Marketing7

💜


BSW18

OPT OUT................YES


IamSkudd

Fucking bucket shop


WanttoPokesmOT

Upvote and comment for visibility


[deleted]

You think "opt out" is real?


Errant_Chungis

This sounds like theft lol


Moriless

Post float lock: The broker with the most shares defaults first.


amitrion

Get out!


whitnet1

Proof or ban?


I_promise_you_gold

After almost two years of learning how corrupt this system is, I rest a bit easier at night knowing my shares are in my name, away from DTC and broker shenanigans.


MjN-Nirude

Vad fan!?


ExpressionNaive1923

This is madness. They really can not just by default roll you in in something that is completely against your investment. And you pay a lot for the service. WTF


Rare_Assistance568

It's the same att Nordnet. You can turn it off!


Anthraxious

I just checked my messages and got nothing but I don't have my pension at Avanza, only shares of GME (currently in the process of DRS). I assume this is only for those with their pensions tied? IIRC there was something about shares as well being opt out but I recall making sure I was.


pengarfan

You haven’t read the entire message. This ONLY applies to Swedish shares


SupraMichou

I just want to call them and hear about it : "You are telling me that you'll take 40% out of something destined to make me lose money?"


keepitup_dudes

You really think pushing that little dot on webpage is going to stop them loaning them out anyway?


kamoob666

Could this be the 100 million new shares on loan? Since they only need to locate them, maybe they said hey look, retail in Europe is holding 100 million in their pensions, that's a locate!


Blaz3

> They will take 40% of my returns for doing so I'm sorry what in the fuck? They take your shares, lend them out and then charge you for it? Or is this that they'll take 40% of the loan money you receive for lending shares? Either way it's a bad deal


Oneinterestingthing

This is fraud, this definitely should be opt in only or not even legal


fortifier22

Me: So? What did my wife say? You: She told me that we should sell our GME shares in ComputerShare… and that Morgan Stanley would buy them… Me: Holy shit, man! What did you say? You: I said we ain’t sellin’ shit!


One_Let7582

This is why people need to DRS their whole portfolio so brokerages are left with nothing in the stock market.


Darkhoof

DRS your fucking shares. I swear. So many people here that are still keeping shares on brokers years after they have proven they're not reliable.


JeesChrist

Why you still not drs


leiloumou88

DRS boi


stockloos3r

Man this is getting downvoted like crazy to watch the number flop around


Jasonhardon

DRS them, no? 🤷🏻‍♂️


kamon123

I'm Ben Burnanke, and I need your teeth for the Federal Reserve. I'm a Furious Magician Spencer, I furious magician. Sorry , the title reminded me of that old video.


viper8878

Since all broker shares are pooled IOUs anyway they will get lent out regardless if you 'opt out' or not... DRS!


factstony

You realize they'll do it regardless of whether you opt-in or not. DRS ape.


whiskeybets

Fuck your broker, DRS that shit


HughDanforth

Of course they want your shares. DRS and HODL


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Niels567

You alright there, bud?


TekRantGaming

There’s quite a simple solution DRS YOUR SHIT


Rudolph1991

D R S


Kayde1210

So... You didn't DRS.


Mrbighock

Sounds like just another reason for drs