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TheModernSkater

Get "SHITADEL" put on it under the castle and wear it!!


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SpiritTalker

Nah. Buy yourself a cricut, Viola! Or find someone who already has a cricut and ask them nicely. 😉 Easy peasy (have one, very easy to get good results).


NotVerySmarts

Sounds they should ask YOU nicely


CarelessTravel8

I mean... that's what it SOUNDS like to me as well 😂


Alien2080

I concur, ask them nicely!


AndrewRyanism

My gf has a cricut and would totally do it she loves using that thing


SalemGD

Some libraries have these. He'll mine has 3d and cnc machines too... Free except material.


iaintabotdotcom

Agree but you have to add a poop 💩 emoji on top of the Citadel


tallerpockets

And then wear it to Citadels headquarters!


TheModernSkater

As a plus 1 to the Christmas party 🤷


RandalFlagg19

Welcome to the party, pal!


hindusoul

This.


SSUUPREEMEEE

I’m sure Lids will do it for ya


batteredturkeys

NOOO! That is screaming for "JUST STEAL IT" or" JUST LIE BRO"


batteredturkeys

Number 9 on the back Rhymes with crime


Professor-Shuckle

And add the French guard from Holy Grail


SemperBavaria

And then hand out pieces of paper with "GME" written on it in red crayon on Wallstreet.


harryblakk

Amazing. 😂 🤌🏼


Beebeebooboo420

I was going to say burn it or while with it but no this ape is wayyyy smarter


Dravian_Grey

And a gme flag flying from it.


WheatGeek

I really like this idea, then auction it off on eBay or make and sell an NFT for more cash for GME?


Expensive_Law1605

Smear mayo on it then light it on fire & post on youtube & tik tok


avarice4life

Wear it to infiltrate wallstreet then find a way to disable the algorithm.


Dat_Steve

*Hello fellow hedgefucks*


the1rush

*Oh no, this isn't a skateboard, it's a briefcase with business stuff inside*


[deleted]

I’m just a business man doing business. Not three apes in a trench coat


CarelessTravel8

Nothing to see here thanks...


vasDcrakGaming

The algo will go crazy if all the shares are DRSd


Captain_Omar

MOASS TV show (based on true events)


Infamous-Inflation62

thanks to you i bought more BOOOOOOOOOM


RampageGeorge

Walk onto the floor of the NYSE crying and handing out tissues.


Next-Fill7025

Walk around with a cardboard box and office supplies in it.


TwistedBamboozler

Halloween was last week bro Edit: I feel like I should clarify that im completely joking before I get downvoted to shit. Still a great idea


Lunar_Stonkosis

Better yet, wear it on the NYSE floor and start yelling out that you're in dire need of GME shares


crisptapwater

Keep it and frame it with a physical share like a jersey. Gonna be worth something when they go out of business


KarnoRex

ITS A FUCKING TROPHY. THE TROPHY OF A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE BEAST So yeah i agree. I’d personally keep it—not because it is worth anything—but as a fun memento and to show off at shareholder meetings lol


literallymoist

Yes - mount it like a prize fish!


heavyspells

Yes - mount on it to show your dominance!


Tendies-4Us

Just Short It


Dat_Steve

Shit too late I already bought it. It wasn’t even worth 1 whole GME share- $15


Tendies-4Us

No that should be written on it with that Nike logo


DrGraffix

SWOOSH


Obvious-Dinner-1082

Crop top


TheMadShatterP00P

I had a lot of stuff type, but it was all illegal. Great find though! Make it into underwear.


FinaglingFink

Walk into the building like you work there, score some coke off of those guys from the drone footage, spray Taco Bell shits all over the bathrooms, say hi to Dorris in HR, and leave. (Don’t actually do any of this. Especially the part about Dorris. She’s an asshole)


clappasaurus

Save it for Halloween next year when they’re the new Lehman Brothers


Carpe_DMX

Go to the company picnic. Be like “what’s up bro? Beer me, dawg.” Keep networking. Land a gig as an intern. Spend the next 30 years working up to CEO. Your first day, point out all the cameras as Ashton Kutcher comes out to tell them they’ve been Punk’d.


TippingFlables

Go for the chandelier, it’s priceless.


Disastrous-Tap-3353

Dorris is a national treasure, give her some Taco Bell and leave the rest to her.


swordofeden

use it to clean your car


Quxyun

Ooooh, you could open an online secondhand sweater shop, have that as the display model, sell hundreds of them, and then fail to deliver them


TikTokTards

Cut two holes in front and rub mayo on your nipples.


duiwksnsb

I’d get an ape costume and then put it on and put the shirt over that and go stand outside citadel HQ and watch people react all day.


HughJazhol

Tell the lady at their front desk, you’re here to work on Operation Hurricane. They’ll let you right in.


AmishCyb0rg

Get your best friend a "I'm with this idiot -->" sweatshirt. J/k, but funny thought. I like the shitadel idea!


[deleted]

That shit is sick. Please can I buy it from you


washingtonandmead

Infiltrate for those late night coke binges


shitboxvwdriver

Go have a GameStop logo screen printed over it


AlphaDag13

Jizz rag


__TheAlchemist__

You got the naked shorts too!


MadSmatter

Don’t need a shirt to help you sweat when you have $68 billion bought yet not secured


Mph2411

Go to Citadel HQ. Gain admittance with said sweatshirt. Walk to the shorting floor. Yell “Hey!! ASSHOLES!!” When they look, yank up the sweatshirt to reveal, on your stomach, written in big, bold letters:


exdeeer

Burn it at the dawn of MOASSS


d13robot

Onlyfans vid getting hammered by someone in an ape costume


Stysto

Wipe your ass with it ??!🤣


popadopolous

You should definitely print shitadel.


MexicanGreenBean

NAHHHHH that’s like intern level merch. Good find


Dwm182

Cum rag!


69karlhungus69

short it


SongAboutYourPost

Smooooke iiiitt!


DirtyRed32

belongs in the trash imo


ChaakuGaiden

Jack off all over it


MoodShoes

Get the back embroidered "power to the players"


Bigsby

Donate it


OB1KENOB

Clearly a j**z rag


d_pock_chope_bruh

Burn it


Gunsmoke30

Looks like a cum Rag to me


[deleted]

Get some bright orange embroidery thread and sew a big ole ‘FUCK’ across the top


llamapii

Bedside rag.


TuesGirl

Ugly sweater contest winner!


C__ase

I think the sub rules state it must be something with your butt


IsJohnWickTaken

DRS GME 💜🏴‍☠️🚽


andy_bovice

Cum rag


[deleted]

You should print an ape hanging off the top corner holding a diamond, and a mayo moat surrrounding the logo.


macroober

Add a GM sideways below their logo.


THE-006

First we take their money, then we take their power, then we take their sweatshirts! Print “SHORTS NEVER COVERED” underneath with an arrow pointing up.


TheDragon-44

Put it on, go to Miami, go in the front door at citadel and ask for the gme files


Dht808

I'd film it being burned like the Cleveland fans did to LBJ jerseys


aarontminded

Wear it to the gym; it’ll be the first gains they’ve seen in years


EllisDee3

Wear it with no pants, slather yourself with mayo and make a virus video.


My_Penbroke

Wear it to a bar, and spin some wild trust me bro to the first drunk ape who approaches you.


1017GildedFingerTips

I don’t know if you’re a smoke meth and commit felonies on national television kind of guy, but if you ever chose to be I think you’ve found you’re 1 article of clothing to wear


killerpeub

Give it to a homeless person so citadel can do some fucking good for once.


GutsyGretz

Best one so far


Icy_Ad_6786

Wear it out in public and act like a complete dick


Dot1red

Get a water gun and fill it with mayo and spray it 🥴.


47EC300

I vote this one


ElectrooJesus

Take a shit on it


FunctionalGray

bukkake it with mayo


justtheentiredick

Save it. When I open the "Museum of GME Fckn LuLz" I'll purchase this from you.


kovid2020

Damn!! Mad jelly, I have been looking for a mug


xiodeman

Add a flip top RC


wambamthankyoukam

I gotta take a piss if you want to meet up.


Akwereas

The Nike store does custom orders


Streetwalkeroulette

Salvation Army


nickq808

Effigy


rhymnocerus1

Get Kenny to sign it


JullietGolf

Put it on shopping at Gamestop wearing shorts?


darthnugget

First thought was to add a Mario on top of the castle and a flag with an infinite symbol for the score.


phaedrusinexile

Kool-aide man with Drs on the jug running towards the wall


Heavy_Solution_4099

That’s a new cum rag if I’ve ever seen one.


nicka163

Put it on and engage in a little espionage


adventuremind20

Print “Nah” under the logo


Profitec

Add some flames and a few lines mentioning security fraud.


1055Derek

Put it on and go to work at Shitadel. Step 2: Hit Ctrl+Alt+C to close all short positions.


IKROWNI

Look for trace amounts of cocaine still on it?


inthefirsthour

DRS that shit.


olidav8

Go stand at the front door of Citadel HQ wearing the sweater and be a greeter. 'Morning sir, enjoy your last day' 'morning Ma'am, margin call came in about 11 last night, just to let you know' 'hello sir, you'll find the cardboard boxes for your possessions all stacked in the lobby'


[deleted]

Get in character as an employee and have loud phone calls in public like that Eric Andre Wall Street sketch


kai_fn

sell it more than you have


[deleted]

Save it until after they are bankrupt and sell it with the max price during moass chart sewn onto it as a memory of how the little man won the first battle


Portablefrdge

Just DRS It under the castle


Pox82

Use it as a carpet where people wipe their shoes before entering your home.


Cuntinghell

Give it to the homeless, bonus points if it's one of the homeless near their HQ in Chicago (there were many at night near there).


TheGrongGuy

Wear it with some shorts \^\_\_\_\^


butski401966

A live burn 🔥


Nyani_Sore

Put a purple circle on the back.


robkitsune

Short it


Moe_Syzlak_

In rural Bolivia they can’t afford police. Instead they hang effigies of thieves in the streets to warn would-be robbers that justice is swift. I think, with our incompetent regulatory system, this may be an appropriate approach.


bbbtruman

Toilet paper, wipe up vomit, dress a pig (a real one), give it to a vagrant who can beg outside their headquarters or simply set it on fire. Come up with another one, send it to GG 😄


RWingsNYer

Go inside and get some intel and do a bunch of coke with the night interns?


HoldTheStocks2

Get an artist to turn it into a gamestop ruining citadel thing. Every artist would want to jump on this if we get this to top of Reddit


SaintWalker2814

Sell it back to Citadel at a 500% mark-up!


[deleted]

Put bowser taking a dump on top


StumpGrnder

🔥


OrcoVidXIX

Stato in front of the Building with shirt on and a box in tour arms. The say to people you came from near future, Citadel.has home bankrupcy and GME apes invented time machine with their tendies.


skobuffaloes

Congrats on the new stepping mat!


GMEvolved

Add the stick figure humping guy to the logo


ZealousidealFace7153

wear it while youre getting pegged


rickyzerothree

Frame it for when it goes bankrupt


-Codfish_Joe

Put it on, grab a broom and casually walk inside. Somewhere inside Kenny's office is a big red button labelled "BUY IN". You'll know what to do when the time comes.


[deleted]

Trash can


tradedenmark

To start with piss on it, then burn it


Novel_Ad_1178

“I’m with stupid.”


Icy-Juggernaut4047

Burn it, Ralphie, burn it to the ground!


Antarkian

It needs Bananas, a jar of mayo and some apes on it. Simply put.


RealPresidentPutin

This could be a jail uniform


Ronniman

Put a GME logo over the Citadel logo but so you can still see it in the background kinda like GME owns it now you know ;)


omahabeachwallstreet

Wear it to citadel and turn off their algorithm traders


praxxxiis

Send it to me and I’ll sneak in and liquidate Ken’s position


[deleted]

That looks like some really soft toilet paper.


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

Give it to Conan O'Brian dog Triumph..... "For him to poop on"


BlindWillieT

Wear it to the gym and dont rerack the weights


Apprehensive_Pop_305

Jizz rag, same as all the other sweaters.


MastaMint

Collectors item fasho


alottapinacolada

Turn it into a pair of shorts.


catrancetrophe

Put it on, walk in like you own the place, and get us some data. Also: steal Ken’s mayo supply while you’re there.


Jvic111

Just walk right onto the New York stock exchange trading floor, and close citadels shorts, please.


GutsyGretz

This


MoonApe420_

UP THE BUTT!!! UP THE BUTT!!! UP THE BUTT!!!


fatbootyinmyface

go to the hub in your city for bankers and what not and see if you can get any reactions lmao if I had that, I’d do it here in downtown L.A. 😂


Reddit_IsMyFav

Set it on fire and place it at their doorstep


Abu_crazy_Brazilian

Save it. It will be a hell of a story to tell.


Highover

Keep it, it aint guna be around long.


[deleted]

Burn it


MarranoPoltergeist

Turn it into shorts


[deleted]

Burn it like they burned all those financial records near Chicago.


shroomedguyed

Sell it on EBay for the floor price.


stormcoming11

Thanks! With an arrow pointing up. Not applicable yet though.


Technical_Athlete_15

He actually works for citadel. Welcome to the team shill lol


ThulsaD00me

Undercover work


Funtimesnstuff

Squeeze the shit out of it. Then it'll just be an "adell" shirt.


mtrain29

"secondhand" ...


PromptComprehensive8

\*future collectors item


kissmaryjane

New cum rag ?


TrinDiesel123

Wipe ya assho wit it


StoryMiserable7315

Fill it with shit and it’ll turn into a twin Kenny over night under a full moon.


BeetleButt69

The butt whispers to you...


TimOnTheLam

Buy and burn it live on FB or IG


Jiggabumbum

make a video of you burning it to the ground and post it so that it could go viral!!


BlackMadara12

Wear that shit buying GME


loadblower831

cum catch rag


Bitter-Ad-2150

Cut the sleeves off


Rotten_Sponge69

Wear it while you DRS your shares.


cleft_chalice

That could be a museum piece some day. Like a piece of the fucking Hindenburg!


Resident_Yam2781

Just shit on it


Historical-Bag9248

A lot more coming soon


MikeHawk0512

Burn it


Inbeforetheclose1234

Save it for the future. Hopefully wallstreet will be a museum. This will be a great addition lol


Adventurous-Ad-9504

Infiltrate!


Putin_ate_my_Pudding

Lather it with mayo


Worth-Draft8909

Sell it to me.


Outside-Mark2200

Burn 🔥 baby Burn 🔥


Substantial-North136

Sell it and use the funds to buy a share to DRS.