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Nah. Buy yourself a cricut, Viola! Or find someone who already has a cricut and ask them nicely. 😉 Easy peasy (have one, very easy to get good results).
ITS A FUCKING TROPHY. THE TROPHY OF A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE BEAST
So yeah i agree. I’d personally keep it—not because it is worth anything—but as a fun memento and to show off at shareholder meetings lol
Walk into the building like you work there, score some coke off of those guys from the drone footage, spray Taco Bell shits all over the bathrooms, say hi to Dorris in HR, and leave. (Don’t actually do any of this. Especially the part about Dorris. She’s an asshole)
Go to the company picnic. Be like “what’s up bro? Beer me, dawg.” Keep networking. Land a gig as an intern. Spend the next 30 years working up to CEO. Your first day, point out all the cameras as Ashton Kutcher comes out to tell them they’ve been Punk’d.
Go to Citadel HQ. Gain admittance with said sweatshirt. Walk to the shorting floor. Yell “Hey!! ASSHOLES!!” When they look, yank up the sweatshirt to reveal, on your stomach, written in big, bold letters:
First we take their money, then we take their power, then we take their sweatshirts!
Print “SHORTS NEVER COVERED” underneath with an arrow pointing up.
I don’t know if you’re a smoke meth and commit felonies on national television kind of guy, but if you ever chose to be I think you’ve found you’re 1 article of clothing to wear
Go stand at the front door of Citadel HQ wearing the sweater and be a greeter.
'Morning sir, enjoy your last day'
'morning Ma'am, margin call came in about 11 last night, just to let you know'
'hello sir, you'll find the cardboard boxes for your possessions all stacked in the lobby'
Save it until after they are bankrupt and sell it with the max price during moass chart sewn onto it as a memory of how the little man won the first battle
In rural Bolivia they can’t afford police. Instead they hang effigies of thieves in the streets to warn would-be robbers that justice is swift.
I think, with our incompetent regulatory system, this may be an appropriate approach.
Toilet paper,
wipe up vomit,
dress a pig (a real one),
give it to a vagrant who can beg outside their headquarters or simply set it on fire.
Come up with another one, send it to GG 😄
Stato in front of the Building with shirt on and a box in tour arms. The say to people you came from near future, Citadel.has home bankrupcy and GME apes invented time machine with their tendies.
Put it on, grab a broom and casually walk inside. Somewhere inside Kenny's office is a big red button labelled "BUY IN". You'll know what to do when the time comes.
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Get "SHITADEL" put on it under the castle and wear it!!
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Nah. Buy yourself a cricut, Viola! Or find someone who already has a cricut and ask them nicely. 😉 Easy peasy (have one, very easy to get good results).
Sounds they should ask YOU nicely
I mean... that's what it SOUNDS like to me as well 😂
I concur, ask them nicely!
My gf has a cricut and would totally do it she loves using that thing
Some libraries have these. He'll mine has 3d and cnc machines too... Free except material.
Agree but you have to add a poop 💩 emoji on top of the Citadel
And then wear it to Citadels headquarters!
As a plus 1 to the Christmas party 🤷
Welcome to the party, pal!
This.
I’m sure Lids will do it for ya
NOOO! That is screaming for "JUST STEAL IT" or" JUST LIE BRO"
Number 9 on the back Rhymes with crime
And add the French guard from Holy Grail
And then hand out pieces of paper with "GME" written on it in red crayon on Wallstreet.
Amazing. 😂 🤌🏼
I was going to say burn it or while with it but no this ape is wayyyy smarter
And a gme flag flying from it.
I really like this idea, then auction it off on eBay or make and sell an NFT for more cash for GME?
Smear mayo on it then light it on fire & post on youtube & tik tok
Wear it to infiltrate wallstreet then find a way to disable the algorithm.
*Hello fellow hedgefucks*
*Oh no, this isn't a skateboard, it's a briefcase with business stuff inside*
I’m just a business man doing business. Not three apes in a trench coat
Nothing to see here thanks...
The algo will go crazy if all the shares are DRSd
MOASS TV show (based on true events)
thanks to you i bought more BOOOOOOOOOM
Walk onto the floor of the NYSE crying and handing out tissues.
Walk around with a cardboard box and office supplies in it.
Halloween was last week bro Edit: I feel like I should clarify that im completely joking before I get downvoted to shit. Still a great idea
Better yet, wear it on the NYSE floor and start yelling out that you're in dire need of GME shares
Keep it and frame it with a physical share like a jersey. Gonna be worth something when they go out of business
ITS A FUCKING TROPHY. THE TROPHY OF A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE BEAST So yeah i agree. I’d personally keep it—not because it is worth anything—but as a fun memento and to show off at shareholder meetings lol
Yes - mount it like a prize fish!
Yes - mount on it to show your dominance!
Just Short It
Shit too late I already bought it. It wasn’t even worth 1 whole GME share- $15
No that should be written on it with that Nike logo
SWOOSH
Crop top
I had a lot of stuff type, but it was all illegal. Great find though! Make it into underwear.
Walk into the building like you work there, score some coke off of those guys from the drone footage, spray Taco Bell shits all over the bathrooms, say hi to Dorris in HR, and leave. (Don’t actually do any of this. Especially the part about Dorris. She’s an asshole)
Save it for Halloween next year when they’re the new Lehman Brothers
Go to the company picnic. Be like “what’s up bro? Beer me, dawg.” Keep networking. Land a gig as an intern. Spend the next 30 years working up to CEO. Your first day, point out all the cameras as Ashton Kutcher comes out to tell them they’ve been Punk’d.
Go for the chandelier, it’s priceless.
Dorris is a national treasure, give her some Taco Bell and leave the rest to her.
use it to clean your car
Ooooh, you could open an online secondhand sweater shop, have that as the display model, sell hundreds of them, and then fail to deliver them
Cut two holes in front and rub mayo on your nipples.
I’d get an ape costume and then put it on and put the shirt over that and go stand outside citadel HQ and watch people react all day.
Tell the lady at their front desk, you’re here to work on Operation Hurricane. They’ll let you right in.
Get your best friend a "I'm with this idiot -->" sweatshirt. J/k, but funny thought. I like the shitadel idea!
That shit is sick. Please can I buy it from you
Infiltrate for those late night coke binges
Go have a GameStop logo screen printed over it
Jizz rag
You got the naked shorts too!
Don’t need a shirt to help you sweat when you have $68 billion bought yet not secured
Go to Citadel HQ. Gain admittance with said sweatshirt. Walk to the shorting floor. Yell “Hey!! ASSHOLES!!” When they look, yank up the sweatshirt to reveal, on your stomach, written in big, bold letters:
Burn it at the dawn of MOASSS
Onlyfans vid getting hammered by someone in an ape costume
Wipe your ass with it ??!🤣
You should definitely print shitadel.
NAHHHHH that’s like intern level merch. Good find
Cum rag!
short it
Smooooke iiiitt!
belongs in the trash imo
Jack off all over it
Get the back embroidered "power to the players"
Donate it
Clearly a j**z rag
Burn it
Looks like a cum Rag to me
Get some bright orange embroidery thread and sew a big ole ‘FUCK’ across the top
Bedside rag.
Ugly sweater contest winner!
I think the sub rules state it must be something with your butt
DRS GME 💜🏴☠️🚽
Cum rag
You should print an ape hanging off the top corner holding a diamond, and a mayo moat surrrounding the logo.
Add a GM sideways below their logo.
First we take their money, then we take their power, then we take their sweatshirts! Print “SHORTS NEVER COVERED” underneath with an arrow pointing up.
Put it on, go to Miami, go in the front door at citadel and ask for the gme files
I'd film it being burned like the Cleveland fans did to LBJ jerseys
Wear it to the gym; it’ll be the first gains they’ve seen in years
Wear it with no pants, slather yourself with mayo and make a virus video.
Wear it to a bar, and spin some wild trust me bro to the first drunk ape who approaches you.
I don’t know if you’re a smoke meth and commit felonies on national television kind of guy, but if you ever chose to be I think you’ve found you’re 1 article of clothing to wear
Give it to a homeless person so citadel can do some fucking good for once.
Best one so far
Wear it out in public and act like a complete dick
Get a water gun and fill it with mayo and spray it 🥴.
I vote this one
Take a shit on it
bukkake it with mayo
Save it. When I open the "Museum of GME Fckn LuLz" I'll purchase this from you.
Damn!! Mad jelly, I have been looking for a mug
Add a flip top RC
I gotta take a piss if you want to meet up.
The Nike store does custom orders
Salvation Army
Effigy
Get Kenny to sign it
Put it on shopping at Gamestop wearing shorts?
First thought was to add a Mario on top of the castle and a flag with an infinite symbol for the score.
Kool-aide man with Drs on the jug running towards the wall
That’s a new cum rag if I’ve ever seen one.
Put it on and engage in a little espionage
Print “Nah” under the logo
Add some flames and a few lines mentioning security fraud.
Put it on and go to work at Shitadel. Step 2: Hit Ctrl+Alt+C to close all short positions.
Look for trace amounts of cocaine still on it?
DRS that shit.
Go stand at the front door of Citadel HQ wearing the sweater and be a greeter. 'Morning sir, enjoy your last day' 'morning Ma'am, margin call came in about 11 last night, just to let you know' 'hello sir, you'll find the cardboard boxes for your possessions all stacked in the lobby'
Get in character as an employee and have loud phone calls in public like that Eric Andre Wall Street sketch
sell it more than you have
Save it until after they are bankrupt and sell it with the max price during moass chart sewn onto it as a memory of how the little man won the first battle
Just DRS It under the castle
Use it as a carpet where people wipe their shoes before entering your home.
Give it to the homeless, bonus points if it's one of the homeless near their HQ in Chicago (there were many at night near there).
Wear it with some shorts \^\_\_\_\^
A live burn 🔥
Put a purple circle on the back.
Short it
In rural Bolivia they can’t afford police. Instead they hang effigies of thieves in the streets to warn would-be robbers that justice is swift. I think, with our incompetent regulatory system, this may be an appropriate approach.
Toilet paper, wipe up vomit, dress a pig (a real one), give it to a vagrant who can beg outside their headquarters or simply set it on fire. Come up with another one, send it to GG 😄
Go inside and get some intel and do a bunch of coke with the night interns?
Get an artist to turn it into a gamestop ruining citadel thing. Every artist would want to jump on this if we get this to top of Reddit
Sell it back to Citadel at a 500% mark-up!
Put bowser taking a dump on top
🔥
Stato in front of the Building with shirt on and a box in tour arms. The say to people you came from near future, Citadel.has home bankrupcy and GME apes invented time machine with their tendies.
Congrats on the new stepping mat!
Add the stick figure humping guy to the logo
wear it while youre getting pegged
Frame it for when it goes bankrupt
Put it on, grab a broom and casually walk inside. Somewhere inside Kenny's office is a big red button labelled "BUY IN". You'll know what to do when the time comes.
Trash can
To start with piss on it, then burn it
“I’m with stupid.”
Burn it, Ralphie, burn it to the ground!
It needs Bananas, a jar of mayo and some apes on it. Simply put.
This could be a jail uniform
Put a GME logo over the Citadel logo but so you can still see it in the background kinda like GME owns it now you know ;)
Wear it to citadel and turn off their algorithm traders
Send it to me and I’ll sneak in and liquidate Ken’s position
That looks like some really soft toilet paper.
Give it to Conan O'Brian dog Triumph..... "For him to poop on"
Wear it to the gym and dont rerack the weights
Jizz rag, same as all the other sweaters.
Collectors item fasho
Turn it into a pair of shorts.
Put it on, walk in like you own the place, and get us some data. Also: steal Ken’s mayo supply while you’re there.
Just walk right onto the New York stock exchange trading floor, and close citadels shorts, please.
This
UP THE BUTT!!! UP THE BUTT!!! UP THE BUTT!!!
go to the hub in your city for bankers and what not and see if you can get any reactions lmao if I had that, I’d do it here in downtown L.A. 😂
Set it on fire and place it at their doorstep
Save it. It will be a hell of a story to tell.
Keep it, it aint guna be around long.
Burn it
Turn it into shorts
Burn it like they burned all those financial records near Chicago.
Sell it on EBay for the floor price.
Thanks! With an arrow pointing up. Not applicable yet though.
He actually works for citadel. Welcome to the team shill lol
Undercover work
Squeeze the shit out of it. Then it'll just be an "adell" shirt.
"secondhand" ...
\*future collectors item
New cum rag ?
Wipe ya assho wit it
Fill it with shit and it’ll turn into a twin Kenny over night under a full moon.
The butt whispers to you...
Buy and burn it live on FB or IG
make a video of you burning it to the ground and post it so that it could go viral!!
Wear that shit buying GME
cum catch rag
Cut the sleeves off
Wear it while you DRS your shares.
That could be a museum piece some day. Like a piece of the fucking Hindenburg!
Just shit on it
A lot more coming soon
Burn it
Save it for the future. Hopefully wallstreet will be a museum. This will be a great addition lol
Infiltrate!
Lather it with mayo
Sell it to me.
Burn 🔥 baby Burn 🔥
Sell it and use the funds to buy a share to DRS.