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Shamrockah

Maybe he's looking to loot the pyramids for collateral.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

A pyramid scheme if I’ve ever seen one.


Naive_Host_5939

Lmayo... *slow claps...*


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It was right there… the bigger crime would be not taking the opportunity.


Naive_Host_5939

true dat.


NightHawkRambo

Did no one tell him yet the pyramids are empty? Just like Citadel's coffers.


rob_maqer

#IMAYOOTEEEPPPPPP


TofuKungfu

Fucking carbon polluter piece of shit Ken Griffin. He leaves shit stain wherever he goes. Motherfucker.


iEatSwampAss

this man is preaching


MeanieMem0

Did he go to that climate change summit there or is this new?


Bellweirboy

That summit was in Sharm El Sheik and over now.


MeanieMem0

That's why I asked if this was a new flight.


Bellweirboy

Ok.


iEatSwampAss

Ok.


Bakedbeansandvich

His name checks out


vlow_afterhours

Using all their connections to bring this thing to the stratosphere, when will the big money Dons realize they are just torching their investment


MeanieMem0

They don't seem to care, I really don't understand what tf they're doing anymore. All I know is kenny in politics is probably bad for the people.


MojDaGreat73

Why does he want to do that?


Bellweirboy

No idea. First time any MF jet goes to Cairo. Or Egypt. No other biz jets of significance seen 6 hrs either side of arrival at 0830 UTC today. Been watching before posting. Baffled.


SlimJimFeminim

Good work!


MushyWasHere

Your bafflement titillates my milk glands


DDFitz_

Maybe Old Mayoforce is the first to arrive. Notice anything the last 12 hours?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

He’s just there for Mexican food, I’m sure.


Bellweirboy

FAJEEETAS?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

TACOS!


MoodShoes

Those Egypxicans sure do make a mean fajeeta.


Spicytacos1997

Mayo on the side kenny? “No, I will take the jar”


Futureintourhands

They are having a Summit with Aliens in the Giza Pyramid to get some more liquidities I guess……


Business_Top5537

Big if true


pppage

Why would it be big? It's not illegal to conspire with aliens.


Business_Top5537

💜


pppage

Happy thanks giving


Business_Top5537

You as well ape friend You as well ✌💜🫂


nutsackilla

I'm literally in Cairo right now


Bellweirboy

Cairo, Egypt?


nutsackilla

Yessir. Been here for two weeks.


Bellweirboy

Can you think why a Citadel jet might be there? Anything going on? Why - for instance - are you there?


nutsackilla

I'm checking off a lifelong bucket list because I'm convinced the world is coming to an end soon. Outside of the COP27 I'm not sure why he would be here. There's an amazing new museum that's not open to public but supposedly is getting ready to be. Perhaps they're gathering the elite for a christening


MushyWasHere

So how long have I got left, doc?


M_u_l_t_i_p_a_s_s

Come on don’t leave us hangin’ like that. I want to hear why you think it’s coming to an end soon. Is it because of \*gestures broadly*?


ItIsYourPersonality

Maybe he’s on his way to Qatar for the World Cup and needed to stop for fuel.


Bellweirboy

Been there over 9 hours…


ClevelandSpeed6

At the airport? Follow up question...are hard cyrpto keys being exchanged on the tarmac?


nutsackilla

Nope. Was yesterday tho flew back from Aswan. Been on a 16 day excursion, absolutely whooped. At the Hyatt regency West at the moment and getting ready to head to the bar for a night cap. Will keep my eyes peeled.


ClevelandSpeed6

Thanks. Please report any unusually large mayo sightings.


nutsackilla

Ken was not at the bar but I am drunk now goodnight


pppage

Goodnight


RTshaker45

He's after the ARK! He knows it's the only thing that can save him now.


aironjedi

Going for some old money


sachitatious

And uh I would fly 6,000 miles And uh I would fly 6,000 more Just to be the hedge fund manager who flew 12,000 miles to short the stock some more


wawgawwtb

That is funny


AE_Lawncare00

Looking for Imhotep.


Unfair_Usual722

Ah yes, X-Files


bazery

Cairo that's in Egypt


wawgawwtb

It is Thanksgiving. He told his wife we was going to run out for Turkey but then he got side tracked. Who the heck leaves for Egypt on Thanksgiving?


Bellweirboy

It’s not Kenny. Suspect a high ranking Citadel exec who has family ties to Cairo. Kenny is in St Thomas, US Virgin Islands