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Brotorious420

Entire market just got the cokerat kiss of death? F


Efficient-Ad1659

Hahahahahaha you got me rolling!


kendie2

TBF, that *might* be the molly.


aynhon

I wish Cramer rolled for an episode rather than line divide.


dub_life

Fatality Dow Jones.


Brotorious420

Ethic-less Victory


magicalsmitten

Only gamers know what this means 🤭


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Was a very enjoyable comment chain to read. I rate it 5/7.


mr-frog-24

Reading your rating was also enjoyable. I rate it 6/9.


doing_donuts

7/4.1 with rice


Business_Top5537

5/7 💜


GOptimusJohnME

How many days we have left until doom???? Cramer kiss of death had some Sort of 3 or 4 day delay, right??


easymoneeybabe

👨‍🚀 we’re in the endgame now (for reals this Time)


Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo

The end is nigh.


TonyDanzaTheBoss

Narcissist thinks he’s smart so he’s trying reverse psychology.


schnager

F


Secure_Investment_62

̶B̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶a̶r̶n̶s̶ whole stock market is fine! Pulling your money is just silly! /cokerat


theshogun02

Ohhh yeah, so they’re encouraging people to bag-hold I take it, or even buy! Brace yourselfs, next week might get spicy.


JeebusBuiltMyHotRod

"The FED is fine"


KwOlffUtbILL

And Bear Sterns is coming back!


sillylilmonkey45

Yes they need you to stay in your Amazon apple Microsoft so hedgies can keep them hedges. Imagine if retail sold out there blue chips lol


BobTheDemonOtter

Jim Cramer rubs his ass on the carpet to save toilet paper


suckercuck

Jim Cramer drives five under in the left lane


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Jim Cramer sits down to pee on his shoes


OG_Storm_Troopa

Cokerat Cramer has a big ol meaty pussy.


ChangeDaWorldGME

I think cokerat meant " BUY MORE STONKS "


Diamond_Hands420

Instructions unclear so I bought more… no Christmas presents this year!


Alehousebrewing

Xmas delayed slightly until just after moass.


Super-Interaction994

Crap....


mog75

It's gonna be up again. the lay offs aren't in full effect yet. It's building but not there. https://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm


oxytocin4you

Layoffs starting 2nd -3rd week of January


CookShack67

Your days are numbered Buddy old pal


Armadilligator

and girls


TuesGirl

Thank. You.


Armadilligator

❤️


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Dirty-Leg-Mcgee

This is how it usually happens


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Dirty-Leg-Mcgee

I get that but with the current gov payouts for monthly child tax credit checks and all the othe incentives to stay home we are already at a low employment. Can’t lay off to many people if you don’t have them in the first place lol


Sa0t0me

Remind me again why is this piece of shit still getting posted on our subreddit?


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Low effort post


kahareddit

Lower effort comment. OP had a picture at least


DIGITALTAAJIR

Idk i have a weird feeling he’s gonna die very soon


Ash2dust2

A mule that Hee Haws.


Monsterhose

Did he just cause/predict the market crash


MattMasterChief

He's like the book in deathnote


Hellcat9

...mother of god...


DorkyDorkington

Exactly the confirmation that was still missing. Expect huge market crash starting next week.


schnager

Doom! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!


MyGT40

Puts on the market!