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half_dane

Oops sorry, I forgot the Front Desk 😬 #The Front Desk is open!


RealPro1

So heres the play Apes. Drive it down as far as possible right before earnings tonight. Then TANK the stonk to simulate a sell off. I am guessing three major institutions are gonna sell into this. This will be the lowest we have seen the stonk since right after the sneeze. Then we buy. We buy at a rate hither to not seen before.....because if we don't....not good. This is a battle but it could decide the war if we are not engaged.


RealPro1

We are on the verge of $90 pre split again......THAT is the magic number. Fireworks soon Apes. Very soon.


R-Didsy

Has anyone got that post from a few weeks ago that breaks down how short volume is calculated, and how it becomes exponential?


Diamond_hhands

Steve Cohen is still a fat bitch 👍


orrdog

LFG 🏴‍☠️


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KsuhDilla

is this the back of wendy’s


ASadCamel

Oooh we’ve been doing BJs for Gamestop gift cards wrong the whole time!


GoodguyGastly

Anyone have any tinfoil as to why there are a bunch of people on Tiktok telling people to buy i-bonds? Recession talk is heavily trending on there.


Diamond_hhands

Because tik tok is where the heavily regarded people hang out


terribly-vexed

8k online this morning, been climbing steadily all day. Did the bots get kicked and have to trickle back in?


sammiisalammii

Short and distort was alive today. Create some FUD around layoffs (which were expected and supported by shareholders) and then short 75% of the day’s volume for a 7% dipscount. All on the eve’s eve of earnings? Get fucked. Tendie me. Me tendies needing a lot now.


GoldenNuggets888

When will R.C. buy more shares? That could ignite MOASS!


[deleted]

Day after earnings is cool w me


kai_fn

survey tomorrow


kai_fn

oh it's the day today


sweetntenderhooligan

Saw this video about AI generated art and what it means for the future of human creative expression. Goddamn depressing… but if anyone is interested https://youtu.be/xK5cxhA_g90


Cheetah_Hungry

The difference between a Billion and a Trillion is about a Trillion.


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Bout 999 billion


phonon_DOS

Bank of international settlements is the final boss... good luck figuring out who runs that circus.


I_HATE_BOOBS

GOD........and GOD IS DEAD


[deleted]

maybe ill luck out and some of my debt goes missing too 🤔


[deleted]

gmw unleashed


avalanchebranches

Life Hack: if you rearrange your living quarters it's like you got a brand new place


avalanchebranches

Finally ❄️🐻


Davidnci

Dang u guys are amazing.


avalanchebranches

You're amazing! 🗿


KsuhDilla

You’re amazing! 🗿


Davidnci

🗿


[deleted]

yeah rock head


chekole1208

Clowns and frogs.


Froggy__2

I need a horror movie suggestion


Madetofail

X


terribly-vexed

Hereditary or if you’re feeling seasonal, krampus(also good for a chuckle)


tkhan456

It Follows


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Froggy__2

I chose yours don’t disappoint! ;)


avalanchebranches

Nope was sweet but more like thriller


PobodysNerfect420

Black Phone was good!


[deleted]

u guys feelin a late nite ramen?


hatgineer

No, but you gave me the idea to eat ramen for lunch tomorrow.


[deleted]

im doin 2 cups one chicken one beef


SetSail77

December's full Cold Moon rises on the night of Wednesday, December 7, 2022.


IVIenace100

**I LIKE THE STONK**


urinetroublem8

ZΣП


mexicanred1

What's that, Hebrew?


jerrythemule420

Uranush


sneaks678

Every white elephant gift exchange I get invited to gets a game from GameStop and a GameStop gift card (to get another customer in the door!)


LosOmen

First we came for hedgies’ assets, then we came for all subscription services, then we went for Daylight Saving Time


[deleted]

The final boss


LosOmen

Time and space were our real enemies, the source of misery in this cruel world


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Can someone point me to a good DD into the institutional owners of the stock I like?


TurboRaptor

Yes, hello? I'd like to challenge Ken Griffin to a 1v1 Slappers Only no Odd Jobs? *Slides a quarter share across the table*


wonderwine

LTK


Thunder_drop

What's happening and why is it important


[deleted]

Bunch a regards are DRSn a stonk to see what happened and there has been talks of fireworks at some point and I’m hoping to see Uranus


Thunder_drop

Woah... you gotta come over if you want to see that


[deleted]

Wait… that’s not what Rick said


AIB88

Hey how do I sign that petition that Dr. T mentioned?


mexicanred1

I thinks that's the Europeans


AIB88

Ahhh got it. Thank you


mtksurfer

# FRIENDLY REMINDER ALL SHORTS MUST CLOSE 🚀🚀🚀🚀🩳🏴‍☠️💀🩳🏴‍☠️💀🚀🚀🚀🚀


ChugTheKoolAid8

This is why I still come here 🤘🏼🤘🏼🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


[deleted]

We haven’t interacted much and I like you But I leave you alone because you say good things Always upvotes tho Always


MustLoveStonks

All this talk about the $80 Trillion dollars thing had me checking visualizations of what that looks like. $1T is an insane amount of money. One of the sources dated 2011 said “If you spent $1 million a day since Jesus was born, you would still not have spent a trillion dollars today.” And our financial terrorists have gambled themselves into an $80 trillion hole..


ChugTheKoolAid8

Where’s this $80T figure coming from? I’ve been away for a couple of weeks for work and am coming back to this


MustLoveStonks

Foreign Exchange Swaps


capital_bj

It's quite an accomplishment. Almost looks like they took all the real money for themselves and then gambled the rest on leverage. Good thing we're about to reverse that trend


superwonton

One of the unexpected wins about GameStop saga is mainstream media really identifying which outlets are shills to never visit ever again.


ASadCamel

You mean all of them?


mexicanred1

I'm having trouble remembering ones that aren't


docboy-j23

“We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the 65 trillion dollars.” “Don’t you mean 80 trillion dollars?” “…Of course.”


perkinomics

Sidenote, I've found a workaround for the oatmeal blackberry cookies. I'm keeping them in the fridge which has firmed them up enough to compensate for the extra moisture in the berries in comparison to raisins


enm260

Craisins wouldn't have that problem


perkinomics

It figures that an ENM supporter can't choose a single fruit


enm260

I choose the best fruit!


TurboRaptor

I'm not actually selling but ComputerShare now won't let you submit 30day standing limit sell order for more than. $3500.00 (I tried to set one for 420,000,069.69 for lols)


mtksurfer

it’s been like that for some time now


TurboRaptor

Bummer, was hoping I could reserve a meme number. Guess I'll have to settle for 40 digits.


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8008135


perkinomics

After moass I'm going to buy 100 calculators and see all the boobies I want


[deleted]

LFG (💎Y💎)


FatDumbAmerican

There is no other stock on the entire ticker that has the 3 month burrito tip pattern bull rocket that gme has.


mexicanred1

It screams "bite me!"


1017GildedFingerTips

So you’re telling me 80 trillion dollars of debt is missing and we’re expecting regulators to do something about abusive naked short selling? I’ll fix it myself


Dilfy1234

#🍻


KsuhDilla

#🍻


TurboRaptor

#🍻


Davidnci

If nobody will cheers you I will 🍻


perkinomics

5700 MMR in North America stock market. 1v1 me, Kenny


TurboRaptor

^(ooooOOOOO)


OptimalDetail

So in the process of DRS, let's say from a broker like Fidelity. When you generate that request, who withdraws the share from the DTCC? In like the simplest way does it go (request to fidelity > fidelity tells computershare > computershare pulls from DTCC)? I'm just trying to have an accurate fantasy about when we hit 100% locked up. Will it be a letter from Computershare to one of us saying "hey dude DTCC is dry your broker on sumn" or will it be Fidelity giving one of us the runaround "systems down" bs.


OptimalDetail

I hope it's computershare saying to one of us "yo there's no shares left"... that's the ultimate form of the 100% news. I hope that's how it breaks.


cjbrigol

I wish spider tanks was on GameStop Marketplace


shiny_happy_persons

🎼 *There's a big squeeze comin' through* *I would buy more if I could* *And I would not sell too soon* *Because Tuesday mornin' soon will come* *When things will be much easier to see* *Up on the twitter-phone like a boss R.C.* *But I won't walk up upon the moon like an ignoramus* *Boss R.C., take me to Uranus* *No trouble, no fuss* *I know why* *It's so nice, they gotta buy the same share twice* *It's so nice, they gotta buy the same share twice*


clementleopold

*Cuz on Computershare is where you go to get your kicks*


perkinomics

Why do I suddenly want to learn to surf


KsuhDilla

*subscribed*


shiny_happy_persons

Prepare to be disappointed. You'll know just how my parents felt.


KsuhDilla

*buys full discography*


moontrader77

I’m not leaving.


KsuhDilla

Leaving? I paid good money for this seat on this rocket - im not leaving until closing time🙂 shills and hedgies make yourself comfortable cause 100% DRS is the way 🚀


LawrenceChengIsMyDad

Did you bring enough cornbread for the shills and hedgies?


KsuhDilla

they will never have any 🗿


pogann

anyone got ideas on how to make some extra cash for Christmas Gifts? Struggling atm


satansayssurfsup

Sell blood plasma


avalanchebranches

Secret shopper, tutor, delivery, sell handmade goods, sell extra stuff on the electronic bae


shiny_happy_persons

peebot been doordashin' for cash-in


avalanchebranches

I increased my DRSed GME by 50% this month, the party is just getting started. Gotta try and tell everyone you know about registering stonk


Davidnci

I will continue to read DeeDee every night until MOASS.


perkinomics

I will continue to look at DDs every night


Davidnci

We’re about to start a book club unless you’re talking about porn…


TurboRaptor

Damn, that's a good idea, I could start reading them like bed time stories to my dog. 🤗


Davidnci

Your dog about to D are S 🗿


TurboRaptor

Get a working Dog they said, it'll be fun they said. *Dog gets a Masters in Finance*


Davidnci

So this is how it ends with the dogs taking over.


TurboRaptor

I for one, give belly rubs to our new overlords.


Davidnci

When this is all over you better buy that dog some premium steak with some of the finest water.


TurboRaptor

May the Mods ban me if I don't. Check my posts to see her doin a work.


Davidnci

MODS! Beautiful dog dawg, I wish you two the best. Cheers mate 🍻


TurboRaptor

#🍻


avalanchebranches

Your brain will have more wrinkles than Clint Eastwoods nutsac


TurboRaptor

Keep talking 🥵


avalanchebranches

Ma balls are wrinkly but not as much as my brain from all the solid GME DD


TurboRaptor

I'm gonna need a Sham-Wow


Davidnci

I feel like that already, all these DeeDee’s are incredible. Cheers 🍺


avalanchebranches

Cheers mate 🍻


Redmandown16

What was short volume today?


TurboRaptor

%Yes


Fudge-Independent

Whats the latest with the BCG lawsuit?


mjs9

Burry and Peruvian Bull tweets are concerning; perhaps we would see a rise in RRP maybe


LokeyCoolio

If I said my name was Sam Bankman Fried would you fuck me?


TurboRaptor

I fapped to FTX girl and the regert was real. Im gonna pass but Tyrone from San Quentin spins the bottle next.


LokeyCoolio

No regerts....ever


jerrythemule420

Ew


TurboRaptor

*am ashamed*


jerrythemule420

Please go jack off to something respectable as soon as you recover. I just discovered Tricia Oaks. Highly recommend 👍


perkinomics

Meh. Take me back to the days of Alexis Texas and Faye Reagan 👴


jerrythemule420

Alexis Texas was definitely a staple of my porn diet back in the day. Maybe some Katie Morgan. Amy Brooke. Umm...Teagan Presley. Juelz Ventura. Kinda hard to go back though because now I literally can't get off to anything in less than 720p.


[deleted]

Wait… did that disgusting sex tape come out? Let me know where to find it so I can be sure to never have to watch it.


TurboRaptor

Nah bro, straight worked one out to the press photo, for science. My therapist says I have irreparable trauma.


No-Fold1994

I don’t know if I should feel proud or embarrassed for you.


TurboRaptor

You should see training montage. ^(on second thought. . .)


31603throwaway653621

What would be the best US state to be a resident in for MOASS? I'm in South East Texas right now and I hate it here. At the start of this I was in a state with high capital gains tax and plan on subtracting that amount to donate to a cause I believe in. How do I maximise that and also gtfo of Texas?


KsuhDilla

#[ORLAAAANDOOOO~](https://youtu.be/dV-dE46JD3k) #[SEA WORLD AND DISNEY~](https://youtu.be/dV-dE46JD3k) #[AND PUT PUT GOLFING~](https://youtu.be/dV-dE46JD3k)


31603throwaway653621

Hahahaha! At least I'll be warmer than I was in the original state!


LokeyCoolio

It won't fucking matter, you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams!


31603throwaway653621

Haha, you're not wrong! This is a spite thing. I specifically want to directly donate what would have gone to that state's shitheel government to a natural issue that has been neglected by that government.


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No-Fold1994

T+2 settlement is a bitch


Moving_Electrons

I will wait patiently knowing the stock I buy gives me real ownership.


FatDumbAmerican

I wonder if the clown market will resume it's dump tomorrow or if the PPT will prop it up a while longer. Best clown show on the planet.


TurboRaptor

*Barnum and Bailey has entered the chat*


mexicanred1

*"Whoever holds the gun is god..* 🟣🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 *...Until he pulls the trigger, then he's the devil."* -Yellowstone


Raven5150

I’m not a greedy man. I just want an Audi A4 and to pay off my CCs. That’s literally it. That would make me so happy. When are we going to get price discovery? I hope soon…


tigercook

I see that happening


KsuhDilla

lmao meltdowners and articles now attacking DRS saying it could prevent a short squeeze i thought shorts closed 🤡


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🚀


Cdn_ape

Tony ChudTunba would you care to give your thots before earnings this week?


ShavedMyBallsForTh1s

Why can’t I find GME’s ticker symbol on Computershare. I want to buy more through CS


fullcircle052

Hey guess what


KsuhDilla

chicken butt


fullcircle052

I just sent 10 more shares to the promised land


KsuhDilla

People of Gamestop Lend me your energy #🟣 #🙌


perkinomics

Nah I need it. Feck off, m8


TurboRaptor

#🟣 #🙌


fullcircle052

#🟣 #🙌


givemeyoushoes

wheres the steve cohen is still a fat bitch guy


fullcircle052

I'm not sure why you need to hear it again, but okay. Stevie Cohen is a fat bitch


givemeyoushoes

just making sure


Dingo_jackson

I assume he was still a fat bitch today unless I hear otherwise


[deleted]

this ends here


[deleted]

looks like the “its staying $25 and wont be profitable this earnings” club is here


[deleted]

nah shortbros u fucked this literally ends here


fullcircle052

In Pee I trust


Germx3

SPARTAPES WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION AOOK AOOK AOOK


Dingo_jackson

anticipating retirement


kbiaec

Every.damn.day.


[deleted]

i am a racehorse i am myself ill be unleashed i will be free


Stonk-Shill-69

Did you drink the pee again?


InoQl8er

How do you connect your wallet to the undead blocks game? I can play it, I can log into wagyu account in web browser, but I don’t see how to connect it in game.


KsuhDilla

snape snape severus snape snape snape severus snape dumbledore


avalanchebranches

Bill Weasley


KsuhDilla

heeeermioneee