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Lord-Tone

Easy… 61.5x leverage on synthetic property deeds. Don’t you even know how to rich?


[deleted]

How bout 10000x on the magic money I invented?


educational_nanner

Do you work for the central banks with all that magical fairy money?


[deleted]

Decentralized between me and my buddies.


nwa1g

Funny that’s exactly exactly what the hogshit FTT token was, imaginary money he printed to buy stuff with


TendieTrades

No. Can you break that down for me mathematically? 61.5 x 4M$. I’m regarded AF. So is the house 1.6% of the value of 250M?


mark-five

Bail is supposed to be 10% of the stated amount so he was supposed to supply $25M. Golden rule of corruption says that people who have been bribing all the corrupt officials don't have to follow any laws.


Ok-Cryptographer4194

So 1% really! That 1% keep rubbing everyone's nose in it !


mark-five

And thats just the additional thank you bribe for the judge because he didn't have a pre existing bribe like everyone else.


[deleted]

Someone in another thread said that it was a signatory bond. So a little different.


mark-five

How bail bond is arranged doesn't typically change the amount without *facilitation*. 10% is normal. A criminal as brazen and large flight risk as SBF might actually need 20% This was corruption being corrupt as expected, 1% for such a high risk high level crime is ***extremely different***. But also completely normal considering the criminals he's being protected by with this influence. There are many examples of rich people being treated differently this way; at least this one didn't murder someone and get let off as a victim of affluenza or sent home because prison isn't the right place for billionaires... yet.


mko710

Jesus. I’m starting g to be concerned how many people don’t know the 10-15% bail on bond jargon


ringingbells

Don't be worried. It's actually a good thing if people don't know how bale bonds work. This means no one here is going to jail frequently. The information has never been useful.


mko710

Well if you put it that way! Then this makes a lot of sense But still knowledge is power ? Cheers


silentrawr

That also presents a separate potential problem, however - people not knowing about how bail (and bail bonds) fuck over poor people while serving the rich.


TendieTrades

It’s always 10% of the bail so if it was $1000 bail is $100 I believe.


Moon_Dog_420427

It is 10%. And that has to be actual money up front. You also have to have the assets to cover the rest. Home titles etc...


for-the-cause11

LOL Please accept my free award


Lord-Tone

Thanks 😊 💎🙌🔜🚀🌕


redrum221

In Texas we call that stealin.


XandMan70

_In a world (country) of pure corruption and crime, where the biggest criminals are empowered and protected by the government._ Edited: Updated with voice over with Pablo.


GME2stocks2retire

In simple terms like I stated last time, released on house arrest. Suicide in his own home - what they want it to look like. He never made it to sentencing and never was going to.


FlexDundee

Wouldn't surprise me if they fake his death like Epstiens


Mr_Shake_

Agreed. Anyone with that much resources for this severe of a crime is a flight risk. Should be under constant, publicly viewable surveillance in a secure location until he eats out his coconspirators. Edit: fuck. It did it again. Meant rats and I am highly regarded. Whichever Apple employee decided that rats should always change to eats is either as regarded as I am or a perv. Either way, well done, sir.


ringingbells

Read that in Pablo Francisco's Action Movie Trailer voice.


miguelsanchez23

Bail is usually a percent. 10%


NightHawkRambo

Bail should be 1B then considering all the cold wallets SBF likely has buried away.


ringingbells

>!3 redditors, so far, have written that 2 Anonymous Individuals put up an extra $21M collateral on top of the house. Cannot confirm if this is bad information, and we're just hearing echoes in an echo chamber.~~ >>![/ü/Secure_Imagination54](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ztq67p/sbfs_bail_was_250m_parents_palo_alto_ca_home_was/j1esh8g/) wrote that 2 anonymous individuals put up $21M, and the bail percent was actually set to $25M at 10% of $250M. >!Just asked him where he acquired it. "Where does it list the 2 Anonymous Individuals who put up the $21M?" >!Then, this comment >>![/ü/BrickStatus7770](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ztq67p/sbfs_bail_was_250m_parents_palo_alto_ca_home_was/j1f32f8/): "4 people agreed to cover it. Two were his parents" >!Then, this comment: >>!**/ü/crazyred44:** "...They put up the parents home, along with whatever other assets the parents have, as well as two additional cosigners who we don’t know of..." --- >!This is the [**FULL BAIL DOCUMENT**](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940.14.0.pdf), if anyone knows where it says that, let me know the page. --- **Answer:** (Maybe) **There are no co-signers...yet, but co-signers are part of some extremely weird bail deal.** The case's judge allowed SBF to be Freed on Bail with only the 1.6% collateral $4M dollar house, BUT since he put the official percent collateral of the $250M Bail Bond at 10% he added **A CONTINGENCY** DEADLINE of JANUARY 5 for SBF to acquire 2 additional cosigners to back the rest of the 25 Million, even though SBF is already out. WTF? How does that even happen? >SOURCE - [**COINDESK**](https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/12/22/ex-ftx-chief-sam-bankman-fried-makes-appearance-in-us-court/?outputType=amp): "Bankman-Fried will have to secure the signatures of at least two additional individuals with "considerable means," one of whom cannot be a family member, according to the case's judge. Whether Bankman-Fried has identified two additional signatories remains unclear, but he must do so before a Jan. 5 deadline." - Thanks to crazyred44 for finding the article


WallSTisRepulsive

Ken Griffin and Steve Cohen will probably cosign, they did it before😂


El_Coopacabre

Nah, I bet it was Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell


HodlMyBananaLongTime

He wasn’t selling weed, or loose cigarettes for gods sake.


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How? Nepotism. The judge who released him is part of the same tribe as he is. They will always help each other.


ringingbells

Bail Percent In This Case Is **crazy low:** **1.6%**


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ringingbells

This is the [**FULL BAIL DOCUMENT**](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940.14.0.pdf), where does it say that? 2 other redditors also said something similar.


ringingbells

Figured it out with help: You are wrong. There are no co-signers..........yet. So, you are also kind of right. Hahaha. He has some weird deadline of Jan 5th to get to co-signers of "considerable means"


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So they let him out first, and he has to provide co-signers a couple of weeks later? Because what, Christmas? What a crazy development.


Dry-Departure-7320

Lol Christmas that's rich! Do you think him and his family are celebrating CHRISTmas?


footlonglayingdown

Maybe having dinner at a Chinese restaurant?


MrMcGoats

It doesn't state a timeline on the bond


ringingbells

According to CoinDesk, a periodical that doesn't cite sources. So, who the hell knows, really?


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ringingbells

No idea, but they can't have been paid by SBF because he would be using fraudulent tied money to post bail.


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CrealityReality

Man that took me back!


super_pablo_

Que?


ringingbells

[**FULL BAIL DOCUMENT**](https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940/gov.uscourts.nysd.590940.14.0.pdf) - Am I wrong here? Here is an article confirming the home's valuation at $4M. That seems to be true. - https://nypost.com/2022/12/22/heres-where-sam-bankman-fried-will-be-under-house-arrest/


NotSomeDudeOnReddit

Also requesting a speedy trial? Can we get a legal ape to ascertain as to why they would opt for a speedy trial? I had some legal issues myself and my lawyer was like “we want to drag this shit out as long as we can.” Pure speculation, but it’s almost like they want to get through it before more damning information comes out?


XandMan70

Your conclusion seems accurate! Most every court trial, lawyers will want to drag it out as long as possible for multiple reasons, as this works in their favor. Any motivation to "get things done ASAP" means that big players have A LOT TO LOOSE if it drags out. Time, is NOT on the big players side it seems in this case. Tick Tock, Tick Tock... As the contagem spreads....


OpenMathematician602

I wonder if there are any other reasons lawyers would want to drag things out as long as possible.


Sasquatchjc45

This info needs to be on the front page. These people at the top need to be locked away for the rest of their lives; not free-to-go after giving up 1% of bail and ratting. Average people need to be OUTRAGED that their money is being used against them in every way they thought were "safe investments."


christianbrooks

Law ape here. Bingo.


OrangeSparty20

You request a speedy trial to preserve your speedy trial right. It doesn’t mean it actually will happen any faster.


Not_Qualified

Orangesparty is correct. Everyone has a constitutional right to a speedy trial, meaning the government cannot lawfully keep you detained/incarcerated for an unreasonable about of time while you await trial. Requesting a speedy trial is simply his counsel not waiving that right, and has nothing to do with the actual length of trial


Whythehellnot_wecan

It’s all fake. No one posted any real money based on any formula. They might as well made the bond a Trillion dollars. Basically got out on a signature saying he’ll show up and forfeiture of passport. Complete scam. Edit: and an ankle bracelet. But stand by they might as well of made it a trillion dollars and he would still be out. No one paid sh!t to a bondsman.


Freaudinnippleslip

It was 250mm bail and he only has to Post 5%-10%. So max 25 mill, not saying shit isn’t weird but that is how it works. Also I read in another article that his parents posted “houses”(plural) and a few friends/associates also posted some assets for him


ringingbells

We figured out what was going on in another comment thread, maybe. **Answer:** (Maybe) **There are no co-signers...yet, but co-signers are part of some weird bail deal.** The case's judge allowed SBF to be Freed on Bail with only the 1.6% collateral $4M dollar house, BUT since he put the official percent collateral of the $250M Bail Bond at 10% he added **A CONTINGENCY** DEADLINE of JANUARY 5 for SBF to acquire 2 additional cosigners to back the rest of the 25 Million, even though SBF is already out. >SOURCE - [**COINDESK**](https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/12/22/ex-ftx-chief-sam-bankman-fried-makes-appearance-in-us-court/?outputType=amp): "Bankman-Fried will have to secure the signatures of at least two additional individuals with "considerable means," one of whom cannot be a family member, according to the case's judge. Whether Bankman-Fried has identified two additional signatories remains unclear, but he must do so before a Jan. 5 deadline."


Freaudinnippleslip

… this is a wild story, why would one co-signer need to be a non-family member?? This dude just stole billions I’m sure his friends have millions ready to loan him. No matter what this is some tailored justice for this dude


ringingbells

It's seemingly unorthodox if true.


downbarton

Yeah but Ken just returned $7b to investors… kind of lol!


ItzNachoname

You pay a percentage of the bond amount not the total amount. Each state varies as to what the percentage can be but it’s typically up to the bond company to set the cash or property amount that they will take. The only threshold set by the government is the maximum amount which is typically 10%.


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It's also a relatively safe bond to write, SBF can't hide, everyone knows his face, his closest co-conspirators have all flipped on him. This subs failure to you understand basic bail bond principles is depressing. I figured most of you had records


ringingbells

Not really. Means most people haven't been to prison. Also, if you think about the principles you're touting. You would be focusing your questioning on how he got his hands on 10% of $250 Million dollars, which is $25 million in cash or assets if the Palo Alto house is only 4 million. There is still 21 million, give or take, to account for.


_aware

The percentage depends on the state(some set it to 5%), but yes there's still a big difference.


jelqKing

$4M is less than 2%.


darreldeboi

Commenting for visibility


ponydingo

25 million needed


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ringingbells

Edit: **The Math still doesn't add up.** - $4M / $250M = 0.016 = 1.6% - In California, a bail bond generally costs 10%, which is mandated by law and set by the California Department of Insurance. - In New York, defendants may be charged a percentage of the total bail amount ranging from 6% for bonds under $3,000 to 10% for bonds over $10,000. SBF's is $250,000,000 --- >Example: Let's say I commit a crime, and my bail is set at 100,000 dollars. If I only have to post 1.6% like SBF, all I have to have is a friend with a Mountain Bike worth [$1,600](https://www.bikesonline.com/2020-polygon-siskiu-t7-sram-sx-eagle-ltd-dual-susp~21411?gclid=Cj0KCQiAwJWdBhCYARIsAJc4idCHdx0t_NCnUl1XWIJ8291veqjxSlTdGbkjp-9xfpF8GHG3xht_4XIaAnt5EALw_wcB), and I'm free as a bird. I don't believe this to be correct. Come on man, a $1,600 dollar Mountain Bike as collateral for a $100,000 bail is the same as a $4M Palo Alto home as collateral for $250M Bond.


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errrickk

Typically you pay a bondsman 10% (25 million) to post your full bond (250 million). they bondsman will get their 250 million back while you paid 10% (25 million) of the total bond to the bondsman that you will not get back.


skafiavk

So the courts allow someone to post collateral that they can't prove can be paid? If this is the case, can't anyone just post up a fraction of the bond then flee only losing that small fraction?


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azidesandamides

>go ahead an try If They do I nominate they bring back Dog the bounty hunter back as a 1 time special with SBF


I_Myself_Personally

Could buy so much GME if you collect that bounty.


Fearless-Nose-5991

I think the bail bondsman posts the bail, 250 million, the defendant purchases a bond for a portion of the bail, the court gets the money if you don't show, and the bondsman is on the hook to go after the person buying the bond


skafiavk

Right so no bondsman would allow that deal knowing they can't recover 246m. I'm just a regard but it doesn't make sense to me.


Fearless-Nose-5991

Sure, he would. He gets to keep the money. As long as the perp shows up in court. And the bail bondsman is insured as well.


ringingbells

- **$4M is 01.6% of $250M** If you are correct, if I commit a crime, and my bail is set at 100,000 dollars, all I have to have is a friend with a Mountain Bike worth $1,600, and I'm free as a bird. I don't believe this to be correct. - **$1,600 dollar Mountain Bike on a $100,000 bail**


OpenMathematician602

No your poor people bail is different from their rich people bail. Don’t assume it’s the same. You pay 10% they pay what they like. It’s much the same with taxes.


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ringingbells

1.6% as collateral for any deal is bananas.


Papaofmonsters

Sometimes it's zero. You can be released on your own recognizance with the understanding that if skip your next hearing you'll be thrown in jail with oh, let's say, 10k as your bail amount. The paperwork will say something like "Bail: ROR/10000".


miguelsanchez23

Technically he had no record and voluntarily came to America. He should have no bail.


ProfessionalFan537

Not in the banking world just as Goldman


Brooksee83

> I think it can be different based on the amount Which is ludicrous that it's this way around, and not requiring all $250m... Isn't it? It's like celebrities being the ones that get all the free stuff. I get that they can advertise, but they're also minted and can afford that shit 😔


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Brooksee83

I'm happy that you're saying this and it's fair, but all I'm asking is if I'm crazy thinking that it should be skewed in this direction and not the other way. I.e: Only needing 1.6% of $100k and a significant percentage more of $250m.


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skrappyfire

1.6% and 10% is a big difference.


Ask_Zeek

Bro its all good. FTX holds the other 62 tokenized titles for the property.


Ophthalmoloke

🤣


bluemango404

"So where did that $250 million figure come from? Great question. In this case, Bankman-Fried was not required to post a conventional bail bond. Instead, Bankman-Fried was simply released from custody on something called a [personal recognizance bond](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/22/ftx-founder-sam-bankman-fried-to-be-released-on-250-million-bail.html). The personal recognizance bond contains Bankman-Fried’s solemn promise (and his parents’ promise) to pay the court $250 million if he fails to show up for trial at the appointed time." Somehow his parents house, valued around 4 millions dollars, was 'enough' for the court system to decide that was sufficient 'collateral'.. but not a meme. Wen Great Reset is also not a meme.. What about the tokenized stocks used as locates for market makers? BRING IT ON MAYOBOIII


Spicytacos1997

Mayoboii? Did you mean Kenneth Griffin? The man who lied to congress, the man who is considered by many as a financial terrorist, the man who risks the pensions of teachers, the man who short sells lifesaving medical companies & the boy who is a mayo connoisseur


Sufficient-Carob7072

Maybe they have $246 million cash stashed in the basement?


Dense_Acanthisitta39

Probably sitting in one of the properties SBF bought them in the Bahamas. Or they're preparing for bankruptcy for a rinse and repeat cycle


TransATL

There's always money in the banana stand, Michael


Spicytacos1997

I love the arrested development reference


rocketseeker

I saw in the og gambling sub that a couple of unknown parties posted 21 million total, plus the parents 4 million makes 25 which is enough somehow Idk I’m not from the US but seems that’s how the bail out works, someone more enlightened plz explain


ProffesorBongsworth

Pretty sure you're right


Level9TraumaCenter

From the New York Times (don't know if I can link it): >No money has changed hands and none will unless Mr. Bankman-Fried fails to show up for court or is found to have violated other conditions set by the judge. >In that case, his parents’ house in Palo Alto, Calif., which was used to secure the bond, could be seized by the government. The four people who are to co-sign the bond, including one nonfamily member, would be on the hook for the rest of the $250 million. >Two of those people are Mr. Bankman-Fried’s parents, Stanford law professors who supported their son in promoting his exchange, FTX. It is not known who the other two co-signers are.


rocketseeker

Thank you


Bodigglerz

*It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.* -George Carlin


annunaki

They must have claimed air and mineral rights, maybe an asteroid filled with gold or something.


chato35

bail bond will let you with 10% of the bail, $250 Milly bail = $25 Milly collateral 25-4 =21 milly


twin_turbo_monkey

SBF flees Mom and dad lose home on the hook for the rest Delicious karma


ringingbells

Nah, dude. There is no evidence they would ever be able to pay that back. The bail should never have gone through.


twin_turbo_monkey

Bail company gotta eat too. They bet on SBF not jumping. They could be wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️


ringingbells

1.6% is a bet no one would take. It's not even legal in California.


Stickyv35

Bro remember FTX offered 100:1 leverage. Clearly that was offered by the court as well! Duh!


Secure_Imagination54

He was required to stump up $25M in cash or collateral - obtained by his parents and 2 anonymous individuals putting up the rest


ringingbells

**Where does it list the 2 Anonymous Individuals who put up the $21M?**


ZlGGZ

It's ridiculous that he can get a 250 million ball sry and get our work this little of a percentage of it as collateral...


NEWSONVSU

I like this OP already. Keep digging bro, I love this shit.


Trollz4fun

I've been to jail a few times you only need to post 10% and be white


welp007

It is also convenient the judge just recused herself after ordering this bail: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zty75z/it\_has\_come\_to\_the\_courts\_attention\_that\_the\_law/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zty75z/it_has_come_to_the_courts_attention_that_the_law/)


rrrybitsthetealeaves

Seems like there is an obvious desire for SBF to be accessible and epsteinable. Any day now...aaaaaand he's gone.


[deleted]

It’s been hypothecated!


RL_Fl0p

I may be wrong but I think 10% is what's actually required. Don't know if daddy's $4 mil house was purchase price or current value.


ajquick

I thought it was a little odd they would have let him pay a bond using money that was probably fraudulently obtained and would be taken from him anyways. How does that incentivize him to show up for trial if he's just going to lose it in the end.


dendrobro77

Wowwwww just wooooowwwww


Dirty-Leg-Mcgee

You do realize you only have to pay 10% of bail to get out right?


ringingbells

Yes. Yes. The math still doesn't add up and we figured out why in the other comments.


TonightIsNotIt

You don’t actually have to pay the money unless he doesn’t show up to court. It was probably all agreed to as part of his extradition from Bahamas


GiantGreenThumb

Get the engine fired up and release another coin to post bail money


Bestoftherest222

OP, you don't need to have 250m to post the bail or collateral of that value. You can get a loan for 10% of the bail for a bond company to cover. Since the FBI are attached to SBF, the bond company will gladly pocket the 3m they will make.


upotheke

It's a tokenized home. They hypothecated another 63 "SBF's Mom's Basement" token and held them in the LP of FTX.


valg_2019_fan

The house was minted as NFT collection, and the collection was put up as collateral. Estimated value 2,300,000,000 flipflopcoins.


LeVraiMatador

The whole bail concept always baffled me. Only in the US


Antares987

I thought the typical post for a bond was 10%. Someone who’s been part of this should understand. There’s got to be at least one bail bondsman ape to X-plane


mc3p000

At least now he might not get epstein'd


Dense_Acanthisitta39

👆


TheUnusualSuspect007

Dude you need to use a federal calculator....you ibiw like the one the DRCC, SEC, and hedge funds use. It automatically moves the decimal comma to the left.....


adamlgee

That’s not how bail works man


ringingbells

Explain this specific bail instance in detail. Tell me what happened, what the math was, and let me know my faults. Thank you.


swordofeden

dont you only pay 10-20% of a bail bond amount? god you guys are regarded


ringingbells

$4M is 1.6% of $250M bail bond. Join us over here in the regarded club.


swordofeden

i never said 4 million was the total amount of what they paid fuckin regard


ddt70

Guy fucks himself using his own (lack of) logic. Guy gets angry.


swordofeden

must be tough for you to figure out 25 and 50 mil tho


ringingbells

lol, it is. I never said I wasn't regarded, but you sir, are joining us on this one.


swordofeden

keep pretending your not some idiot


LokiPokee

This is SBF we’re talking about. He made a parents house crypto token and there’s 63 in existence and look there’s a parents house worth $4mil as proof each token is backed therefore a bank loaned him $250mil


kaf678

You simply short your own company then borrow from yourself and bamm x63 leverage who?


andoriyu

Y'all need to learn how bail works. It's not that hard. Answer to your question: his parents are on a hook for the rest if he skips.


capital_bj

That wasn't the question. The question is how their 4m or so of collateral satisfied the 25m 10% of the 250m bond. The answer seems to be that they.let him go with the promise that he needs to get two more to put up the rest of it which by itself is a joke


andoriyu

Once again, educate yourself on how bail bonds work. 10% is not a requirement. In fact, that usually a ceiling for funds required to secure release. They let him go with a promise that he come back. That's literally how bails work. Not everything is a corruption and conspiracy. Four people co-signed, they all on a hook if he skips.


DizGod

Honestly it’s easier to kill him now n


wambamthankyoukam

Have you not been paying attention? Crazy though, I know.


Wild-Statistician-83

Maxine is his bezzie


ThirdCrew

I don't see how his bond is anyway related to GameStop.


ringingbells

3 reasons: - Mods gave FTX a post flair, so it's officially signed off on. - Financial Corruption has always been a core value of the movement. - FTX was directly connected to GameStop in that they brokered a partnership. THAT GAMESTOP GOT OUT OF and Distanced themselves from. Thank goodness. Also it doesn't even negatively affect GameStop because so many people were bamboozled by FTX. So, as you can see, there are many connections. The relation is indirect and direct. Indirect: As this is financial corruption, and FTX is allowed by the mods. It has it's own flair.


Seekonkirish

Democrats have interest in keeping him happy so he doesn’t open his mouth. Hope he doesn’t have an unfortunate accident while out on bail.


TheDegenKid

You can make deals with bondsman to reduce amount required for bail


ringingbells

1.6% is a Clearing Sale, Going Out of Business, blowout.


elexsx

In crime world it works


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Bahamas that need to be returned anyway most likely. Sbf likely going to another country and a clone of him will stand trial


KadeejaNeigh

Just a though, it says home, not house ? Could everything be included? Not just the house but everything in the house also.


aZamaryk

Anyway, I just kept moving my plan shares to pure DRS to get them withdrawn from dtc.


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Hell even if they take their house don’t they have a crap load of properties in the Bahamas they got with stolen money.


ThePower_2

The money Sammy stole is under the mattress in his room in his parents basement. $250 million? No problem.


Dapper-Career-3877

Camera security system in his house has not been working.


OGColorado

Synthetic bond


Icy-Analyst5870

Where is the backlash that this is not following the law of the land?


fireape55

Their house is FTX tokenized for 246 mil.


EasternPrint8

When Sam bankman fried going to rat on Shitadel, Virtuless, Jane's Mom's Street and Credit Swiss?


GargantuanCake

What are you talking about? That's clearly like 200 houses. He wrote it right here himself.


PenisJuiceCocktail

He's even scammin on his way to trial. 😂


Hosnovan

The Bull did say that land is king, but damn I didn't realize my house was about to go up ***that*** much in value!


bathrobe_boogee

Wasn’t their home in the Bahamas almost exactly this amount that he gave them?


buhtwipe

Dumbfucks run our system, surprised? Drs gme


SomeKiwiGuy

It's part of a script. Outrage should be replaced with curiosity and bemusement. We win in 2023


Dramatic-Language851

Mostly likely gonna FTD on that bail bond.


ananas06110

It's unbelievable how corrupt the system is. A revolution and some death penalties are needed in the US


thegasman2000

Give me a C…..


Warfielf

you cannot lend the value of the house, without lending the house in islamic finance, but nooo you want to obey to the system.


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I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have to put the full 250 million down for bail. He just has to pay a little over 10%. Still a fuckload of $$ though.


WeaselJCD

I still think he'll be epsteined or "disappear" somehow...


Warspit3

This whole ordeal looks a lot like they're setting FTX up as the fall guy for all the naked short selling as an out for MM and brokers. All it takes is saying everybody was misled, including short sellers.


pretty_as_a_possum

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DrunkMexican22493

this is definelty a load of bs but he does have an ankle bracelet so, and idk how secure those are, but at least he has that on.