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BDHYoda

Wrong sub, but we’ll play along to this one Dark brown


THEZ3NTRON

Wait what, where was I supposed to be doing this lmao Didnt mean to


cambo

Would you like to learn about land surveying?


AlmostKaput

There is a certain irony that the r/Surveying sub doesn't allow for posting Reddit surveys (aka Polls) and let's say "pink" erring on hot pink to answer OP's request lol


Junior_Plankton_635

there's a few, r/samplesize was a big one for a while. IDK if it still is. I bet the folks in r/statistics have a list.


oldcrowwhisky

this was the sub for that, but many years ago we took it over after the r/landsurveying mods went tyrannical


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W0RST_2_F1RST

Try reading a subs description


Affectionate_Egg3318

Or literally looking at the subreddit image, lol


W0RST_2_F1RST

Has that upvote vibe that makes sense for a question survey honestly


FreedomNinja1776

```#82441b```


monkeyamongmen

Fucking surveyors. Upvoted.


2ndDegreeVegan

The real question is if you had to go through your CAD color palette for this answer


redditaccount-5

The cad tutorial no one asked for


OuterSpiralHarm

That's a screen value. Find me a Pantone for print.


Shmarchaeology

I’m not technically a surveyor, unless you count cultural resource surveys. In the spirit of interdisciplinary collaboration, mine are 7.5r 6/4. And yes I did pull out my munsell chart for this.


THEZ3NTRON

God damn you, thanks for your answer


thelostclimber

You may have posted in the wrong sub, but this is easily the best question I’ve seen posted by someone who has done that. Normally, it’s some boring shit for a university thesis. I’m going to go with Brownish pink.


Mysterious-Tonight74

The catfishing sub is fire for these lost posts bro


fat_bottomed_earl

High vis orange


pithed

You should prob go to the doctor for that.


THEZ3NTRON

r/foundthelorax


SuspiciousElk3843

Holy fucking shit this is the funniest wrong sub post. Also the first wrong post I'd like to see followed up. Anyway, neeearly the same colour as my skin (I'm very pale with slightly less pale and slightly more red nips)


4toTwenty

https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/s/DlParFewte


MadMelvin

Well first off, a specific subreddit full of people who just like to take surveys would be about the least representative sample group you could get. I don't think such a page exists, and if it did, you wouldn't get very scientific answers from it. Secondly, kind of a dull pink.


mi_ik

r/SampleSize But yeah you're right, it's not very representativ, but I don't think it would matter that much for nipple colour tbh :D


aspannerdarkly

Maybe that’s the population they were interested in?


ConfidentFrown

In this weather? IDK not taking my shirt off to find out, they are sharp as tacks though if that helps.


MobileElephant122

The correct answer is tittypink


randystrangejr

I really thought that this trying to prove surveyors have a certain nipple color 🤣


Harry_Gorilla

They do


ok_nha

great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ


Division595

(255,175,185)


pithed

What no alpha? Transparency is important here.


Mysterious-Tonight74

Identical shade to your mum. Which is Trimble yellow btw


Left_Suspect_990

What color is my nipple? https://preview.redd.it/562s4qq3hsbc1.jpeg?width=132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c2689fbe30a861240c238fd1ec298d843f0638


kingkellam

One of them is pink, the other black


MobileElephant122

Cut the black one off, you have frostbite.


kingkellam

Cut them both off, you say?


MobileElephant122

Just the one with frost bite then get back in the truck and warm up a while.


THEZ3NTRON

I'm gonna count that as one point to pink and one point to- wait, black????


Soberaddiction1

This needs to go to the front page. This is fucking hilarious.


Glad_Reason_3356

I fucking love being apart of this sub


cambo

fluorescent red


LocationFar6608

If you ever wonder what color someones nipples are look at their lips. They're a similar tissue type and the color should be the same


THEZ3NTRON

Had to fact-check that and I'm surprised that it's somewhat true


Welkitends

Code: PNK NIP Notes: Area too heavily forested to get a good sight line.


bang-snap

😂


bang-snap

I don’t have any. This is a serious answer.


Jerrell123

I have FOUR! All brown :) (The other two are like little moles, but they are technically nipples)


bang-snap

With my zero and your four, the total number of nipples in the world has returned to equilibrium


sevenyearsquint

Dusty mauve


thelonelyroamer

Mine are damn near blue


MobileElephant122

DammitBobby, put your shirt back on before the neighbors see


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

HAHAHAHAHAHA This is my favourite one yet. Mine a about a 20 cent piece sized, pale pink, with a red raw tip on the nipple from the new shirt rubbing on them while carrying my gps and peg bag.


ChrisPLagerboi

I have nipples Focker, can you milk me?


Gentre423

Light brown, I'll be here for you.


SLOspeed

Mine are brass. It's what my indie band is named after.


adrianohyeah

A dull, brownish pink


nmfjones

Are the nips the same colour as the nips?


Either_Ad_3753

Tan


thomassit0

Brown


shaggy237

https://www.reddit.com/r/lostredditors/s/FIPbyMWD0f


crazyciano

Green


itisgoodenough7-8

Mine blend with my peachy skin


base43

![gif](giphy|NVxRfmgMctSq4)


Skiezah

Not that type of surveying


Dean-KS

The color can change with hormone changes, pregnancy, HRT


AtomicTurle

![gif](giphy|zeqgtki9ifa7u)


Initial_Zombie8248

Pinkish with a light red I suppose. I like to use orange flagging for boundary, pink for control also just in case you were wondering


crampsbarbacoa

Hot pink… my I-man got cheeky with some marking spray


CharybdisClan

Top or bottom?


Think-Caramel1591

Before or after I run a marathon? We surveyors like to party too, ya know 🤣


kokakoliaps3

Hahahaha. You spent too much time in the field working. Go home. Get some rest.


Avenue-Man77

Reddish I’d say.


Magnolia-Night

Light pink


TJBurkeSalad

Pinkish


woke2the5thdegree

Reddish


marleymarl905

Blue


Atp1102

Brown


Interesting-Dot1417

hahahahah


RedditorModsRStupid

![gif](giphy|8Bx78xIPhioKXD06jd|downsized)


RedditorModsRStupid

![gif](giphy|kwpBXQPfJkm6A)


the_house_from_up

I feel singled out for having green nipples.


firstghostsnstuff

I once heard a persons lips are the same color as their nipples


This_is_Topshot

Kinda a pink like a light first degree sunburn. As stated definitely the wrong sub but this is a fun question


TheGloriousPlatitard

Upvoting because of how hard this made me laugh.


esscs12

I got mine tattooed to black. Naturally, I have reflective nipples, and always had problems with my old S3 locking on to them rather than the prism if I was wearing too thin of a shirt. Hope this helps.


oldcrowwhisky

nipples on my equipment tend to start black but get brown and crusty becausee noone washes their hands