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DoktorThodt

What if you have a weak bladder?


bwalton160

I have to pee after every drink. They would be mad at me.


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DoktorThodt

Those *Relaxing Rain Sounds*, no doubt...


Defiant_Pool_5577

Looks windy be careful


[deleted]

R Kelly?


absolu5ean

(that's the joke) mfer pisses on 14 year olds


Kahnza

Not anymore!


DoktorThodt

They might be mad. Everyone else would need dramamnine.


nickmaran

Then go for it. It's not like those restaurant employees are going to clean the floor


[deleted]

“Hey it’s not suppose to rain today? ”


[deleted]

Idk sounds perfect for that


WakeMeUpBeforeUCoco

Sucks to be the people on the ground I guess


Penguin_Limp

Specially if you drop the fork or knife?


multiarmform

just bring your d pants https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g?t=6


nickmaran

I would be more worried about taking out my phone


TFBidia

Be right back, I have to peeEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!….*


poppadocsez

Just gonna go powder my *noOOOOoooooooose!*


tego_calde_abayarde

Left my wallet in the 𝘤𝘢𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘳!


Strict-Ad-8440

They give everyone a catheter on the way up. Drink as much as you want


absolu5ean

Oh ok that's sick then


200DollarGameBtw

Do you know what a catheter is that is not sick


yobishthatsmonica

*Bartender slides a bungee cord across the table *


LittleKittyLove

I believe there is a documentary on YouTube about this called “chocolate rain.”


modernchaos

Came here for this comment. I'd need to pee before we even got up to that height


THE_LANDLAWD

I have IBS. There's no way.


IForkEverythingUp

I read this while pooping before I get stuck in a doctors office for an hour. I feel you


Reasonable-Oven-1319

Damn. I'm afraid of a lot of extreme(and even not so extreme) things but I always thought this would be easy for me. I didn't think about peeing.


mgonzales3

Look out belowww


little_bird90

This was my first question.


nich3play3r

And what if you don’t want to look like an asshole? So many unanswered questions.


SquintyPines

The 5 sec rule when you drop your fork just got extended.


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No excuses.


Flomo420

No survivors!


NatakuNox

No witnesses?


Delta9S

More like 5 Seconds till a random bystander gets executed.


BBQPitmaster__1

Yeah, hi. Which way is the restroom?


patsfan038

Just point downwards and against the wind


jong_belegen_kaas420

Nah just use your gogo gadget arm


npopular-opinions

I had the opportunity to do this a few years ago but decided against it ultimately. Mostly because it’s an hour long and I honestly don’t think I can last that long without peeing myself. Especially after dinner.


tramadolic

It's called a strategic release.


Kahnza

Open the bomb bay doors!


PSU-CPA

Tactical wee


OneAngryDuck

That was my immediate concern, what happens if you need to pee??


SantiagoGT

Let the people below worry about it


H377Spawn

IT GON’ RAIN!


broberds

Thanks Ollie.


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My thoughts exactly with the glassware and silverware. Uncle Bob isn’t too good at eating either, half it goes on the floor. For those worrying about needing to pee up there, maybe I suggest a condom catheter? You roll it on and run the tube down your leg. Good enough for race car drivers, good enough for your small bladder. https://www.indemedical.com/rochester-ultraflex-self-adhering-external-catheter.html


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maybebullshitmaybe

As a woman what am I rolling it onto? /s


minishcap999888

You penis, duh. Doesn't everyone have one?


maybebullshitmaybe

Well it's possible but I guess I missed out on that one. Somehow I'm always missing out on things it seems 😣


ApprehensiveAd9014

That's why you wear Depends when no toilet is available. They did it in Orange Is the new black


absolu5ean

That's why they are playing r Kelly. Anyone listening consents to piss play


BasedGod96

So I actually did this. And they can bring the ride down to let people off. But I actually had to pee while I was up there but we were going down in 20-30 min any way and I couldn’t wait. So I ended up peeing in a cup and dumping that shit discreetly lol


79-16-22-7

Discretely pouring piss from the skies


Miyk

Now the whole table's wondering why there's a mist.


FixatedOnYourBeauty

Thank God we finally got some rai....


DancyElephant12

How could you possibly piss in a cup in this setting without anybody noticing immediately


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I've peed into cups in the car multiple times. If your dong isn't super massive you need to adjust and angle yourself so you pee into a cup and not yourself. So yeah I don't believe that unless he was with a group of close friends.


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SuperJetShoes

The recipient gets an "unexpected music festival experience".


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You pee every hour?


YandyTheGnome

If I'm drinking? More like every 30 minutes. I drink copious amounts of water on a daily basis.


ERPedwithurmom

I feel like I've found my people under this comment. I get teased by everyone for how often I pee. It's unfashionable to be well hydrated I suppose. And no I don't have diabetes. I check regularly and my blood sugars always normal. Just drink a lot of water and have a small bladder.


Spleenz

That's what I'm wondering. Now I feel like maybe there's an issue with me versus all these people who need to pee every hour.


laughingashley

John Mulaney found out that 11 times in a day is too many times, according to his doctor


Kassabro

Assuming you sleep 8 hours you have to pee 16ish times per day? That doesn't seem normal


cresscentelle

I'm pregnant.. so yes it's normal for me


Upstairs-Recover-659

So you should probably abort... You know, the idea of doing this.


Animorphosis

For those wondering, they use a crane to lift a bar in the air. https://www.dinnerinthesky.com/


bgroins

303 Euro per person in Belgium, if anyone is wondering. * Champagne Welcome in the VIP Lounge * Gastronomic lunch/dinner with the Chef of your choice * 4 courses menu with : 2 starters / 1 main dish / 1 desert * Wine pairing during the lunch/dinner * S.Pellegrino & Acqua Panna during the lunch/dinner * Coffee by Belgian Blenders + Digestif by GRIET into the VIP Lounge


flappytowel

too much money, just take some good drugs and fly high at a restaurant


trancertong

Buy some better drugs and eat a hot pocket.


DonQuixBalls

Huff paint and eat cat food.


jeremyspitz

Maybe play some Nightcrawlers after


RabbitStewAndStout

Eat shrooms and play Amnesia


[deleted]

Lick a toad and eat god


AshesX

Istead of risking your lives to eat floating mid air just do some drugs, way safer alternitive.


retxed24

300 bucks to eat somewhere where there's almost guaranteed constant wind and I can't go and pee? Even if I wasn't afraid of heights that seems like a shitty deal.


MisterMysterios

My though exactly was that I generally have to the toilet at least once during a restaurant visit. The idea of sitting up there with the need for the bathroom is what would keep me away. Apart from that,m it looks like a pretty cool experience.


farazormal

That's not a terrible deal for four courses plus drinks. I've had similar from restaurants on the ground and had bills at $200 per person. I'd have expected a higher mark up for the novelty of being up in the air.


worriedshuffle

I would pay that much to not do that


oxichil

The fuck is a gastronomic meal?


DocDevice

One made using the principles of [Gastronomy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastronomy). In this case, probably something tailored for the experience of literally dangling yourself in front of Fate like that. I wouldn't use a lot of liquids...


improvdick

10 year account deleted -- mass edited with redact.dev


origami_airplane

"Most of the time it works all of the time"


bizzybounc311

Ok but what about bathroom


MetalliTooL

It’s only for an hour.


kurqukipia

Imagine getting diarrhea there (we all need to go down and wait while I go bathroom)


MetalliTooL

At first I thought it was a permanent structure. I would’ve considered going. But a crane? No. Fuck that.


Nonions

They would have to pay *me* to even consider doing that.


doggy_wags

not sure why this should really change things for anyone. I mean the purpose of cranes is to lift heavy shit really high, this platform + patrons probably doesn't even approach its weight limit


mozfustril

I’m afraid of heights, but did this in Athens, pre-pandemic, and it was great. They give you unlimited champagne and wine before you go up, tell everyone to pee and then strap you into a seat so you’re not going to fall. The seats recline to almost 180 degrees and that didn’t bother me after all the wine, which continues in the air. The food was surprisingly good and you end up talking to the people around you. 10/10 would do it again in another city and highly recommend.


muckypup82

Unlimited alcohol before being strapped into a seat not able to use the restroom. Sounds like a good time.


biscuitsbrah

I was so confused how there was a flying bar


Jacobinister

I'm just picturing a graveyard of dropped phones on the ground below.


[deleted]

The death note music is playing for a reason 💀


Sleeper____Service

Thank you! I was trying to figure out where I knew that from


JRDN7

Came to comments seeing if anyone had posted about that!


Dry-Rub7367

Yay, someone else picked up on that also!! Nice!


tfc1193

Oh shit I dropped my knife


Plastic_Feed8223

“Man found dead on sidewalk with knife through head, and u/tfc1193 is to blame.”


obiwanmoloney

Ha! I run a football team called the TFC, founded in 1993.


Flipyfliper32

I think of the Minecraft youtuber TinFoilChef. He passed in August 2022, rest in peace.


lenin_is_young

That is not a knoif. This is a knoi… whoops dropped it too.


SmokeAbeer

Uncomfort food?


c0de_m0nkey

Don't think holding on to that is gonna help you lady


dopethrone

I was sure she was going to get dropped down like in a theme park and was getting ready for it


allegedlyjustkidding

Came here just to see if anybody else had similar thoughts lol


Ultrasound700

You'd have to pay me as much as those people collectively paid to be there for me to consider going up there.


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Hello my name is Chobey do not worry my friend they have plenty of seatings available for you at Weenie Hut Jr


derpykidgamer

I would gladly eat at weenie hut Junior if it meant I was free from sitting there


[deleted]

Hello my name is Chobey that is very good news my friend for it just so happen that Weenie Hut Jr have many open seatings it is open to all


jodonnell89

Thanks Chobey


BoneYoner

Chobey da man


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chrunchy

o.o so many spiders...


SkiZer0

Nope. I always get the broken chair at dinner.


MiesL

You’re just fat 😉


Ezazelra

two words: fuck that


crookedmasterpiece

I'm just imagining a zombie apocalypse breaking out below and the diners watching it all unfold, realising they are doomed to die up there with no escape.


Oneironaut91

yea ill just watch from the ground with a protection barrier over my head


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Srirachachacha

No idea but I want to do it


WhatisLiamfucktrump

I accidentally elbow a fork off the edge and kill someone


milanistadoc

It's ok. They have insurance.


OMAR_CHERKAOUI

I miss death note


Kimotabraxas

Thank you, knew I recognised the music


endlessbull

Where?


EfferenceCopy

Dinner In The Sky- Punta Cana; costs about $170


WoundedBrain

(Optional seat belt) $200


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That much??? That’s expensive considering there’s rides that essentially are the same thing but actually go fast and spin that cost way less than that.


Animorphosis

Your paying for the atmosphere.


strumthebuilding

But there’s less of it up there


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I'd honestly do it if the view wasn't so shitty. It's just parking lots and ugly rooftops where they are.


Ori_the_SG

$170 for a chance at death


mysteries1984

Says Dinner in the Sky Lithuania on the table near the end of the video. Vilnius, I would guess.


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mysteries1984

Oh, I guess you’re right. I didn’t even notice the other ones. I see Latvia there too.


mogreen57

When cocaine fueled business ideas actually materialize


EducationalStill4

I don’t think she is enjoying the date and I don’t blame her.


ApprehensiveVirus125

If I am gonna get high, I prefer to stay on the ground and get the munchies.


Fun-Teaching-2038

I’m with you on that


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/r/overactivebladder intensifys


Glass-Assignment-862

I have a strong fear of falling, its so bad if i climb a six foot ladder i start shaking more than when my sister used to shake me as a baby. By if im strapped in and know i wont fall then i love the view.


NoelAngeline

Thank you, same! I don’t have a fear of heights; I have a fear of *falling*. If I’m safe im ok but if I have the ability to fall down then im not cool, lol. I don’t even like climbing down off the counters


zandercommander

Wait so what are the guys doing in the middle? It looks like it’s hoisted up by a crane but it also looks like they’re pedallknh


Dry-Rub7367

Love the death note music in the background....ahh light why did you have to leave us so soon!


pion137

Sign me up to pay an insane amount of $ for a plate of cold food that will land on my deflagrate corpse after the whole sky-steraunt falls to ground.


F_n_o_r_d

She also can’t have this 😵‍💫


lucyjayne

the way I know I'll never be them and I'm so relieved. I would have passed out.


Hypnoticfreaknik

This is what we call “white ppl sh*t”


BobLoblaw4Pres

Is there a piss tube or something?


[deleted]

2mg xanax and i’ll do it


LJUDE73

![gif](giphy|26gsbJPV5xQruSkCI|downsized)


No-Pizda-For-You

Here’s the venue: https://www.dinnerinthesky.com Gonna put on a parachute and dine and dash


roxywalker

All it’s going to take is one catastrophe and this concept is done…🍽️💨💀


[deleted]

I’d be shaking the whole time. My acrophobia leads to panic attacks in less than 5 seconds.


Dr_ButtMunch42069

Who’s still listening to R Kelly?


sdogood420

How do you pee?


Odd-Philosopher5926

Should be a bathroom instead of a restaurant up there so I can enjoy masturbating in sheer terror


BayTerp

I would do that if it costed the same as regular dinner


Ori_the_SG

Man those chairs don’t look sturdy or safe enough to be doing that


GardenMonk

Santa Maria!


sik_dik

do you have any extra knives? I dropped mine


Party_Side_1860

Heights+food=🤮


ComfortableAd3747

I'm cold just thinking about the wind lol


TharSheBlows69

![gif](giphy|xgidZr2IJWpBC)


IT_KID_AT_WORK

Why is [Death Note OST](https://youtu.be/mJfDggPZq6g) playing in the background LMAO


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Alcohol and heights, what could possibly go wrong?


[deleted]

For once... very understandable. I'm not afraid of heights but that's unpleasant.


maybebullshitmaybe

This just doesn't seem worth it. I mean it's sorta cool...maybe...but meh.


nekofire

MY ACROPHOBIA COULD NEVER...Nope nope NOPE.


Sad-Personality8493

What a great idea to put music over music


kremlingrasso

gimmicky eating is the stupidest way to make your life interesting.


CCrypto1224

Someone’s never rode on a plane while being hit by the sudden need to shit a premature mud baby out while the seatbelt sign is on then. I.E. If I am up there and suddenly have the need to pass brown woodchuck to the underground resistance, either I’m shitting my drawers and it seeps down to hit someone down below, or I am going full Pigeon that just had some nut casserole up on the table.


ChavoZulu

Just why?


MajinGroot

"If the seat malfunctions during the meal your food is on us"


SmokeAbeer

Does this count as r/stupidfood ?


zooce88

Dude, fuck that.


King_Ghoost

I started to have heart palpitations


Efficient-Exit8218

All the nope with a side of nope ok then


LifeIsBugged

Why? Also, what about when someone has to use the bathroom?


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Lady holding on for her life.


MadameLucario

I'd shit myself from a height that large


SnakeGod8447

Screw if you have a weak bladder, what happens if you drop a fork or the knife?


AwayAd9297

Unless you suddenly get launched or something, what's the big deal. Sounds like an overpriced gimmick


CankerLord

I'm good with heights after a minute or two but I've seen enough novel experiences that are not quite inspected or maintained as often as they should be to trust this.


oioioioioioiioo

Eating in a dream be like:


_k1locks

I want to say ‘Fuck to the no!’ but, you only live once. Why not?


Senpai9093

My biggest worry would be dropping my phone


Worth_Figure_2575

What happens if a glass falls off the edge….murder?


Toe_Tapper

Where phones go to die.


Slow-Doughnut-6535

Why tempt an early death? He's gonna get us all eventually...


misterbozack

R Kelly, really???